/britfeel/

If you were on Desert Island Discs, which three tracks would you choose and why?

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>>37172516
>tfw u are in the first comments

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>the bees are swarming

>>37172549
>Mogwai - Tracy
It's a quality song, and the first one I heard from Mogwai and it made me fall in love with the band. they are now one of my top bands.
>Mazzy Star - Looking on Down from the Bridge.
It's my funeral song lad.
>Deerhunter - Hazel Street.
Just a good tune lads.

>watching the football
>literally the most heartpounding 90 minutes of every week

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>>37172549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdrQp2hA6NI
I don't see how this could get annoying.

>>37172549

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0pKdIslDhg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnRsaHXHznQ

Anyone know where lenlad is?
Not been on steam and I want to ask him a question.

>>37172660
Who ye wanting to win lad?

>>37172712
Liverpool lad

same anon who bought the shirt the other day

I feel old because literally all my favourite pornstars are retired now. Im jerking it to vids that are like 10 years old.

Did you used to have AOL or bebo lads?

>>37172705
Looks like it's going to be Davey boy tonight or soon anyway.

>that girl you still think about sometimes from school has forgotten you existed

>>37172730
>tfw you realise you are now older than the average pornstar

>>37172666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mqmN6mw4R8

>not picking the superior star light zone theme

>tfw you fapped 3 times yesterday, so need to have a break today

>>37172660
come on burnleh

>>37172730
Back when i watched hc stuff i could only get off if i knew the girl was still working. Knowing they retired was a huge turnoff.

i have been struggling to cum lately lads. my last few wanks have been dreadful. i cant get off to porn anymore. i dont even want sex either. i want to fall in love and all that soppy shit

>>37172846
Take a break from the ole fapperino, like for a week or so

Does anyone have any advice on find a flat or something when you are poor and in london?

I hate my life here and it's making me physically sick to live at home.

>>37172691
Why don't you suck guardians of the galaxy dick even more bro?

>>37172549
Otis Redding - Dock of the Bay
Michael Jackson - Don't stop till you get enough
Red hot chili peppers - Slow Cheetah

My desert island is gunna be funky and chill.

At what point is it acceptable to move my housemates clothes out of the washing machine?

>>37172866

> a flat in london
> being poor

pick one

>>37172898
Soon as they're done

>>37172516
>finally offered a job
>might fall through because dvla dont register licenses anymore

WHY!?

>>37172866
Your only option is to move in with 5+ europeans

>>37172905
I know, im looking at flatshares and the lower end of the average is 500.

What the fuck is wrong with the world when paying 500 quid per month for A ROOM is okay?

Honestly i might just fucking end it.

>>37172863
might do lad. i normally do it out of habit because i pop random boners if i dont have a wank.

>>37172927
>What the fuck is wrong with the world when paying 500 quid per month for A ROOM is okay?
want to know whats even worse, lots of places have couples renting those rooms, so they have companionship, sex and 250 quid rent each

>>37172927
One of my coworkers was telling me about some nephew or some shit and he has to share a room, he rents a bed for about that much a month.

>>37172946
Think its more likely he's just gay and hasn't told them yet

>>37172927

haha, you southerners get proper mugged off.

i'm paying 475/mo for a one-bed flat just outside manchester centre, gas and water included (and I consider that expensive).

But don't move up here, it's grim up north and all that.

My "friend" who smokes weed just rang me telling me i took his laptop contract(?) last time I was round there because I used it to write "something to do with music" on it.
Needless to say he's fucking mental as I did no such thing. He was all panicky on the phone, it just pissed me off tbqhwyl. Fucking loser.

>>37172945
And then expect to split the bills equally per room.

>>37172958
Why would he bring up his sleeping arrangements at all? Why not just have a double bed and get his bf to not be there if there are visitors coming.

>>37172871
what the fuck're you on about lad?

>>37172967
thats the point though, you can live for nothing outside london but theres fucking nothing outside londong.

You can work in some dingy greggs but if you want a career you can look forward to 3 hour commutes into london.

London was a mistake, it's not my fault i was born here. Theres nothing good about London.

>>37172987
> but theres fucking nothing outside londong.

Retard

>>37172871
why dont you suck a fart out of my ass?

>>37172987

You do realise there are careers and well paying jobs outside London right?

>>37171286
Sorry lad was on rocket league got caught up trying and failing to do a jump challenge thing i just found on steam.

Fuck all on telly lads

>>37172987

Yeah, fair cop, I'm only on 40k at 27.

lmao get on indeed.com mate and give your fucking head a wobble

Ah yes the depression is coming back lads

Just want to quit my shitty job and buy a plane ticket somewhere

>>37173013
yeah, about 0.99% as many.

Northerners get all proud about their towns and shit but then you go outside london and everyones in fucking dire situations because it's a shitty old mining town.

Theres not even jobs in Manchester. There is in Essex and stuff but those places are basically london spinoffs.

Getting home from work now

Talked to this new cool older chunk guy with a strong regional accent
Literally still never met a bad pure blooded chink

Watching that Flavortown guy. Never seen it before. Not impressed. Only really like Man vs Food on the Food Network. So bored and hung over.

>>37172481
>Starting to doubt the existence of the moon.
u wot m8

>>37173143
hahaha what a victim

NEWSFLASH: lenlad is cute and smells nice

>>37173206
shut up len

Just woke up lads, thinking of getting a chippy because I don't want to go outside

It's going to have to be this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CXiB5n883I

>>37173206
ya mar is cute and smells nice but you dont hear me chattin about it

>>37173143
It's a hologram innit

>>37172974
>and get his bf to not be there
presumably because his bf would have loads of his shit in the room too
"anon why do you have a guitar?" etc

>>37173257
I tried listening to that thing once and it was boring as fuck.

>>37173009
Yeah there is at least a nandos a gregs and a subway

show me your room, lads

>>37173206
how do you know what he smells like
back off he's mine

>>37173293
And white people, and culture

Things that are sadly lacking in London

>>37173341
the only good thing abar london is the paki slags

>>37173206
I imagine him lookin exactly like his avatar. Blond lads a cute

>>37173395
>I imagine him lookin exactly like his avatar.

Now you know why prison gays always use anime avatars

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>>37173395
>I imagine him lookin exactly like his avatar.
fool

>>37173462
>>37173414
lads im crying hahahahahhahahaha!

>>37172549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYW7-hNXZlM
When I was holiday in America, this must have been 1995, I was introduced to video games. I instantly fell in love. This sequence in particular from Sonic CD I would watch endlessly on my cousin's console. Little did I know that it would spark my love affair with video games and lead me into the man I am today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3MDG6h6QgE
This was the song I first made love to back in 2006. I still keep in touch with the girl too, although we've grown apart over the years. It always reminds me of those long summer days when I hadn't a care in the world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AK51LblcEOw
It's a powerful piece and really sums up what I love about Japan. The tranquil yet serious nature, there's something very nostalgic about it.

>>37173143
Well have you ever actually been there? And it's always the same, you'd expect a sphere to rotate like Earth but it never does. It's always the same side.

Very odd.

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>>37173395
I hate to burst your bubble but this is Lenlad and his girlfriend (or sister).

>>37173531
i would rattle her cage if i got a pint for it

>tfw you have 3 friends but none of them share any of your interests whatsoever

It's an abstract feel and sometimes i wonder why i bother.

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>the moths are still in my hallway from last night

Why won't they fucking leave lads, I'm so upset and hungry

the last 24 hours were the hardest of my life, banned for saying nigger outside of /britfeel/, the state of 4chan lads

>>37173572
what board did you say it on? my mate has been banned for some ridiculous things. i also got a warning once for posting a video lol

>>37173623
/v/, was complaining about a nigger being hired to work on a game

>>37173554
Are they really your friends?

>>37173554
Sounds like normie problems pal

>>37173065

What are these London/Home counties exclusive jobs?

>>37173630
/v/ is well known for having videogame trannies as mods, so they're definite SJWs

Easy to get banned there if you say anything bad about ecelebs they like, nintendo, trannies etc

>>37173635
Sometimes i wonder but they show genuine concern and affection to me sometimes and when i needed help once in a blue moon they've come through.

But it feels like were together just because theres no one else and if i didn't put the effort into getting us all to meet up we probably would just drift apart.

>>37173668
was looking forward to the game as well, shit board but cant leave

I'm thinking of upgrading my PC. Sitting on 3k that I'm not going to use anytime soon

>>37168392
how can you project so hard you utter wankstain

I didn't even go to fucking college for AS levels I failed my GCSEs from too low school attendence, no friends, no parties, shut in for longer than you, same shit with girls - haven't spoken to one for as long as i can remember

you turned this into a loser contest and I don't know why

>>37173314
show us yours first lad.

>>37173795
current specs?

>>37173800
You're in the wrong thread. Nobody wants to hear about how girls used to giggle and take turns kissing you. What kind of shit person are you that you would come in here and bring that up?
You're like someone bragging about how well their children are doing at a meeting for people coping with murder children.

>>37173315
He farted in sealable bag and sent it to me that's how I know
Smelled of rolo's and chamomile tea

>>37173314
>>37173802
>tfw want to post my room but im scared the whole of the thread will make fun of me

;_;

>>37173858
don't be afraid mate

>>37173818
GTX 970
i5 4690
Z97P-D3

>>37173834
are you baiting me or are you an underage weekend shit trying to bait me? did you even read my "story"? It wasn't bragging it was detailing a psychological damaging experience.

sometimes I feel i'm in the wrong thread your right, not for the reasons you list however

>>37173630
>was complaining about a nigger being hired to work on a game
Are you seriously so racist you dont want blacks touching your vidya?

>>37173877
mb and cpu, maybe hold off on gpu for a bit, rest in savings

wonder how long it would take after kidnapping some twink lad for hormone therapy to make him smell like a girl

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>>37173314
>show me your room, lads
Posted mine before, I have no fear

>>37173698
I found myself stuck there for a long time, but yeah it was when the daily fucking threads about Jontron or whatever ecelebs they like hit me I realised I was just talking to a bunch of retarded kids all night. Moved to /g/ and a few game generals after that.

>>37173898
I was thinking the cpu. Seems a bit slow

Any suggestions?

>>37173896
t. nigger

sorry if i dont want blacks hired so devs can get sjw brownie points

>>37173878
He always does shit like this, dont let him get to you

>>37173927
its over tabby i have the high ground

blox

>>37173927
tidy up you filthy grub

>>37173931
>t. nigger
Ah you're that guy. I regret responding.

>>37173928
dont like the eceleb shit but at least jontron and pdp started to get a bit redpilled

>>37173931
>sorry if i dont want blacks hired so devs can get sjw brownie points
Did they announce it it a really patronising way?

>>37173878
i think you're being baited. happens to me too. im never sure if i am just talking to a retard or being baited.

>>37173987
he has no video game dev experience

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>>37173858
don't worry lad, here i'll post mine.

>>37174038

Holy shit anon, watch out for that snake

>>37174038
Don't let that snake eat your cat

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>>37174022
Still laughing about how the lead facial animator for that new mass effect game was a 22 year old girl with almost no experience and a garbage reel and her shitty work was the entire downfall of that multimillion dollar investment

>>37173878
Your story is just context which is irrelevant. The fact is girls have kissed you.
YOU
DO NOT
BELONG
HERE

>>37174105
pretty depressing, the game i was interested in was cyberpunk 2077 but dont think ill be interested it in any longer

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>>37173314
pretty comfy when tidy

>>37174112
stop baiting him lad. it is cruel.

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Beat Persona 4 today. Going to pirate 5 tonight.
Post waifus.

>>37174124

Are those Hogwarts sheets?

>>37174124
You dress like you take nigger dick

>>37174128
Cruel? You want to know what cruel is? Coming into MY sanctuary and spouting this shit about "oh woe is me, girls used to kiss me for a joke".

Well you know what isn't a joke? Not even having girls look at you.

>>37174112
i have shagged more birds than games you have completed. the fuck are you gonna do about it big man?

>>37174124
>big
>comfy
>TWO windows
jealous

>>37174124
Tidy but not clean. You need to vacuum the carpet and wash the walls. That rug could do with replacing too.

>>37174158
Sssh it's ok lad, we'll get back to trap posting in a minute

>>37174158
fuck off ya tit. more people here had sex than not had it. you're a victim and ya mar got rattled by a paki so she could buy you a new computer

just woke up lads

when will the suffering end edition

>>37174169
That is highly unlikely. Not impossible, but not true.

lads how do i get around the come downs that im left with by the drugs i love?

>>37174158
When my girlfriend gets out of the shower, I'm going to turn her over, put a vibrator under her pussy, and lick her arsehole until she cums.

Then I'm going to turn her over and fuck her hard until I spunk up her.

What are you going to do about it, virgin? Tell me your name so I can whisper it when I cum.

>>37174175
rugs are pricey mate

>>37174120
What changed your mind on 2077

>>37174189
it was highly unlikely that an accident like you could happen but it did

>>37174227
read the reply chain

>>37174200
Never stop taking the drugs lad

>>37174153
it's a throw

>>37174218
ur gonna whisper a random lads name while you cum inside ur gf? nice

>>37174200
>how do i get around the come downs
valium

>>37174200
sleep during comedowns

>>37174227
An icky black person touched it and it makes him have flashbacks.

>>37174158
no girl has looked at me either, I haven't spoken to a girl in 9 years

>>37174200
plenty of sleep and a can of coke

does taking valium too often fuck with your cognitive abilities?

Feel like I can barely think straight or remember anything anymore.

Wish I lived in yank land for halloween lads, suburban america on halloween looks very comfy

>>37174300
Ever played costume quest? That's pretty comfy

>>37174218
It's Dave thanks anon as close as I could ever get

>>37174278
If he has no experience and got a similar job as the mass effect girl I can understand not picking it up

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>>37174141
>wait ages for this weekend
>gone in the blink of an eye
Such is life I guess

>>37174344
You've been rused anon, either that or that poster is retarded, the person he is on about made the pen and paper game Cyberpunk 2077 is based on, that's why he was brought in.

>>37174371
Isn't it just, m8. I had my night to myself last night and now this week coming I have an extra shift, wahey.

>tfw only five more days of work until my holiday
such is the life of a wageslave

>>37174297
Yes. I took it everyday for awhile and it fucked me up

>>37174398
>the person he is on about made the pen and paper game Cyberpunk 2077 is based on, that's why he was brought in.
So that anon is literally complaining about a creator being added to the team?

>>37174297
I'm currently taking Sertaline

No difference yet

>>37174479
Yes, because he's black, and you'll notice he's gone silent now.

>>37174504
Not the same thing mate

>>37174278
I like how you were trying to make a point that anon was racist but you're actually implying a black person did something shitty to him.

>>37174449
I should probably just stop taking it anytime I get the slightest sense of anxiety right? pretty sure that's how dependance starts ;/

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>>37174141

I dare say this is better than my last britfeel waifu picture

It turns out I have no idea how to actually make anime grills look cute though, that's the next thing to learn.

Does Kurisu waifu anon even post now? I feel like I haven't seen her for a while.

>>37174521
>I should probably just stop taking it anytime I get the slightest sense of anxiety right?
yes. It's a dangerous road.

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>>37174371
Know that feel lad, I spent almost all of yesterday asleep. Got up at 3:20, then I passed out on the sofa at 7:30 till 10

and as with every weekend here I am at 6pm on a sunday rushing to do something constructive so i feel like it wasnt entirely wasted

Just caught another mouse in the trap, that's two in two weeks.

What the fuck is going on.

>>37174504
Why do you always invade people's privacy?.Is it a paki thing that Iftikhar taught you?

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>>37174527
I'll feed your waifu fucking fabs till she's fat

>>37174545
>got my three day weekend
>think to myself I'm going to use it to do some reading, maybe some writing
>wrote nothing, read only about 20 pages, spent the entire weekend sleeping or staring at 4chan instead

>>37174371
what'd you get upto lad

>>37174550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SIlYiiCGLI&t=20s

This madman uploads new traps each week

>>37174554
>Why do you always invade people's privacy?.
Give me one example from the last year

>>37174594

>discord in the taskbar

Enjoy your botnet lad

>>37174646
Going into your colleagues bag and sniffing his/her posessions.

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>didn't invest in DGB before it mooned because I was too lazy to verify myself on coinbase

>>37174690
hes probably a normalfag so doesnt care

>>37174398
Then there is no issue, didn't know that part just saw got the no experience idea from the chain

>>37174720
that's a lie

I don't know why that guy made it up

Why would I even want to smell her gym clothes?

>>37174743
that's a lie

I don't know why that guy made it up

Why would I even want to record her on the toilet?

>>37174690
>muh botnet
I am yet to see evidence

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>>37174141
>mfw, only 188 hours till i'm back to life of a wageslave
trying to work out a decent sleep/gaming plan
I might have to do a couple all day sessions on rocket league again desu

>>37174755
Not the same thing, it's been 3 years since then

>>37174778
>gaming plan
Try not to sound like such a virgin loser

>>37174796
You're right, sniffing her gym clothes is a bit less weird than recording a girl take a shit

>>37174690
someone explain this discord botnet meme

>>37174527
more pictures of my waifu lad, I do feel honoured
>>37174594
my waifu and I've said before, cold things can be bad for her if they make her body temperature drop,

>>37174757
>centrilized servers
>no privacy policy
>all logs and conversations recorded

It's a botnet.

>>37174819
nah just a loser

got poo on my finger when wiping lads AMA

>>37174550
maybe stop playing mouse trap

>>37174923
Never mind, looks like I can't call anyone a loser, I just shit myself

Need to cut back on the caffeine, but not sure I can face the withdrawals

>>37175106
man up you pathetic runt
it's caffiene, not krokodil

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>>37173314
my room is such an awkward shape to photograph. so it requires at least 2 pics.

1/2

just finished the sunday cleaning.

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>>37175171
the opposite view from the other direction.

theres a full size tool chest buried in there.

2/2

>>37175150
Yeah yeah I know, stop being a pussy etc

>>37175171
The fuck is in all those boxes?

>>37175171

holy fuck, how old are those monitors?

>>37175191
you want me to list every box?!

some of its stuff for when I move out.
towels, plates dishes, cooking stuff.

others stuffs model kits mainly. the tall stacked ones.

>>37175218
You have way too much shit.

>>37175210
lets see.... I must have been 21 when I got them. im 33 now I think.

if it aint broke.

>>37175234
only cos I live in a small room.

in a house it would be very little.

>>37175188
>sleeps next to a mannequin head

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>>37175261
yea the view when I go to sleep is a bit spooky

>>37175171
A hoarder. My dad is pretty much the same and he goes into charity shops to buy more junk all the time.

You both need a good clear out.

>>37175171
Sick airfixes lad, I wanted to get into it but it's a bugger to paint.

Never gonna finish that A6 cruiser tank.

>>37172987
Try moving out beyond zone 3 m8. Not as cool but still some deals to be had. Alternatively take your life in your hands and move to an inner city shithole if you think you can put up with it.

>>37174637
wow this is crazy dessssu

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>>37175261
looks better when I put in on the bike.

theres a bike in there also actually.

>>37175293
I don't. I need everything.

>>37175296
im actually the original op of the modeling thread on /toy/

come join.

>>>/toy/6315762

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>>37175333
>serial killers post on /britfeel/

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>>37175333
why is there a head on your bike

>>37175293
not him but I know the hoarder feel, I need to get back on the road which I'm not far off doing and then I'm gonna get my mum to help start clearing the house a bit, we have way to much stuff

>>37175362
so my waifu can get around.

bikefu

>>37175387
Lads I'm scared

>>37175333
You don't need it. Why do you need that old head?
Most hoarders have invented scenarios in their head that will never happen in which they need a particular item.

>what if I end up having to babysit a friend's daughter and she needs something to play with
>I might need this head to build a mannequin for halloween

It's this level of delusion that causes you to hold onto everything. GET HELP

>>37175387
Hate to be the one to tell you this mate but your waifus a bicycle.

>>37175333
Whats her name?

sfbsdg

>>37175333
Hey lads.

These are the type of people that we chat to regularly.

How does that make you feel?

>>37175421
He obviously wanks while looking into those cold dead eyes.

Leave the poor guy alone.

>>37175436
>How does that make you feel?
I'd prefer a 33 yr old with a head on a bike than some normie phoneposting about shagging his bird desu

>>37175421
I got it to try learn to cut my own hair.
which I haven't done yet.

>>37175436
is it scary im actually a regular that's been here since forever? nobody knew.

>>37175426
shit I didn't think of that.

>>37175429
it says sibel on her neck so that's what I assume she likes to be called.

>>37175436

I mean what do you expect.

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>>37175436
Makes me feel sick if I'm honest.

I find people who don't have things weird and a bit boring desu. I mean their lifes usually consist of tv or out drinking.

>>37175468
Thats a nice name. You ever talk to her?

>>37175509
No im trolling, its just a mannequin. im not a waifu fag. pretending is tiring work.

>>37175436
It makes me feel at home.

It also makes me feel like you don't belong here.

>>37175540
You should talk to her some time. Living a life with no one to talk to is pretty miserable.

>>37174901
>more pictures of my waifu lad, I do feel honoured

I hope I did a reasonable job of drawing her boobs.

Her face doesn't look very cute though, I think it's the eyebrows, or her mouth is smiling but the eyes aren't, something like that.

>>37175509
Often, though she is quite shy and doesn't say much, even when I nut on her face, but I know she likes it

>>37175499
Hold the phone, guy on the bottom left - Rob?

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I got a compliment off a girl ealier. See you later losers, I'm off to become a normie

well we almost reached meme status with headonbikelad but it wasn't able to quite reach the levels of SSanon or dietcokegate.

Stay tuned for more /britfeel/

>>37175188
How do you sleep at night with that head

>>37175555
Quads of truth.
I haven't spoken to anyone all weekend
I only speak to people during the wee for work

>>37175594

What did she say anon? Let us bask in your reflected glory.

>>37175555
cant say its not a lonely existence. I fill my time with my hobbies, this place, some other places.
I suppose not having anyone help drive me to become more normie and get out so I can talk to irl people.

>>37175600
erh, quite comfortably. its not even my real head.

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Alright lads pic of me and my waifu

>>37175630
I was on about the head being lonely you muppet.

>>37175630
Are you a NEET? Do you live with parents?

>>37175594
thats nothing I rejected a girl yesterday and spoke to one that wasn't dull for 3 hours

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>>37175613
She said I looked good in my new hat. I bet she was subtly mocking me though

>>37175674
Aw no way anon, can we see the hat?

>>37175650
oh... see that's why im no good at being a waifu fag.

>>37175658
hardcore agorophobe. in long term therapy.

>>37175690
second for seeing anons nice new hat

We need to start some sort of program where the more normie among us help the less fortunate lads.

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>>37174141

Oh boy I sure can't wait to get back to work tomorrow

Found a new nutjob youtuber to follow lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfhQRqx0n8o

>>37175692
glad to know im not the only one here like that

>>37175729
you can only help those who want to be helped.

secondly that could just end up with normies calling everyone who isn't like them a faggot.

>>37175729
normal people have very little empathy unless it's to pretend to be nice to show how nice they are

>>37175750
Just seems like some le wacky ecks deedee college student.

>>37175674
This right here!

I used to get compliments from girls and IMMEDIATELY try to decipher what their ulterior motive was. If I couldn't find any I would decide they were just trying to be nice.

Who else has good self confidence but incredibly low self esteem? I can hold conversations with girls/ maintain eye contact no problem - but unless they give me really big signals that they like me I will NEVER initiate anything with them. When I go back home from a party I always start analyzing everything that I said and other people's reactions. I then wallow around sad for the next day.

If a girl declines an invitation to go out on a date (haven't had a girl say yes in literally a year) i always end up imagining her and her friends all laughing about me when they go hang out.

>>37175750
completely fake and gay
looks like a batty performance piece

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>>37173314
+350 a month
+All bills and internet included

-Middle of nowhere, nearest major town is an hours walk away
-Landlord's a russian kike
-Roastie housemate who's loud and inconsiderate
-Mould

>>37175805
>>37175826
I dont think so, she has hours upon hours of videos including long interviews with other weirdos.

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my best friend in brit feel is ebinlad

>>37175863
Even still. She doesn't feel like the interesting kind of looney to me. Just your average tinfoiler with no weird personal theories.

>>37175850
speed of the internet?

>>37175863
How do you find these would love to see more channels like this.

>>37175850

Seems a bit pricey, are you down south?

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>>37175690
>>37175712
I made it myself lads, it's basically this vintage-y Datsun patch I copped for a couple bong and ironed onto a brown 5 panel hat I had laying around. I don't have anything to take a photo with unfortunately

>>37175750
I love mental youtubers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NqiwB2ubro

>>37175750
this is gold.

an interniew on some other show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7GkcHmiqfk&t=371s

the comment section
>>I called the City Council to start a petition and say I know what is happening, two days later my likeness was on the news as a child abducter.

>>37175902
I'm trying to figure out what her deal is, gangstalking by a shadowy group because reasons I guess. I wonder how this kind of illness goes unchecked for so long

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhDsBhunhyg

>>37174124
looks american, get out

>>37175957
Sounds cool Girls are really into that whole DIY clothing stuff so her compliment was probably genuine

>>37175817
>>37175794
>>37175729
I am a former normie - used to have a girlfriend, large friend group, ive made out but have still never had sex.

The biggest things are to
1)maintain hygiene and fitness
2)engage in activities - they don't even have to be social. Start learning a new language, reading normie books, maybe pick up a sport, he'll even watching classic movies will give you something to talk about
3) get a wagecuck job if you don't already have one/ or not a student. It is much easier to make friends with coworkers. After a while these coworkers WILL invite you to hang out/ drink, you may have to mention that you are looking for something to do - this could be the beginnings of a friend group
4) once you decide what activities you like begin going to clubs where people meet up to discuss them/ etc., there's a good chance there will be women there and you instantly have an in.


I have a question - should I start online dating? Is tindr a good choice? I'm fairly attractive ( I think any ways), and I'm willing to take a step down just to get back into the game. I haven't kissed anyone in 2 years and I feel awful

>>37175975
I think they're the kind of people who grew up in an adoption home and never had friends.

was supposed to fix my bike today but I've just woke up and it'll be dark soon

>>37175975
Dr Katherine Horton, ex Research Fellow at St John's College, Oxford, has been under overt surveillance by British intelligence since November 2011, ever since she attended a public High Court hearing as a member of the public.

The demonstrative stalking followed her abroad and exploded into non-stop harassment, medical sabotage and eventually brutal attacks with microwave weapons after she threatened to report the second break-in into her home to the police.

She sought an emergency injunction against British intelligence from the High Court in London, [2016] EWHC 2095 (QB), was brutally attacked straight after the hearing in her London hotel room, received death threats and survived an assassination attempt.

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In the back of my head I genuinely feel that one day I'll get raped by a group of Japanese girls.

>>37175910
4Mb download on a good day, usually 2-3. Been fucked the past few days though because I downloaded a shit ton of games and they throttled my connection. It's slowly speeding up again day by day.

Fuck BT

>>37175952
Cambridgeshire, every other place I looked at was a shithole rented by a loony or a pajeet trying to charge 500 for a room on the outskirts of Peterborough.

>>37176045
sauce there please lad

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>>37175878
th-thanks lad

y-you t-too

>>37176080
>hurrr how do i filename

>>37176029
>After a while these coworkers WILL invite you to hang out/ drink,
Still peddling this lie.

>>37176029
>ive made out but have still never had sex.

you were never a normie. having friends, and a gf does not automatically make you a normie. how can you even have a gf and not have sex unless you were about 15?

>>37176080
Read the ol' filename lad.

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>>37173314
Here's mine, I'm getting more and more stuff with nowhere to put it.

>>37176029
>ive made out but have still never had sex.
how old are you?

>>37176095
are you alright lad?

>>37176098
>>37176119

would rather stream than torrent desssssu

>>37176148
are you stupid? it tells you what the video is, all you need to do is google the jav code name and you can find it to stream or download

how are you this inept at porn?

>>37176148
if you google the code, in this case hunta 292, you sometimes get lucky and find a streaming site with the video.

>>37175729
Nice try, I know you're just trying to get a low key beta uprising going. You'll arrange to meet up with a normie and bash whoever turns up.

>>37176173
>>37176185
Stop spoonfeeding the retards.

>>37176109
Because I'm a fucking incompetent with incredibly low self esteem. Was dating girl for a year - but no one wants to fuck their jealous desperate boyfriend. Got a bj the first week of school - made a drunken ass of myself at a party and then she broke up with me

I didn't mean full normie - just more normie comparatively speaking.

>>37176147
same as always, edging ever closer to meltdown

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>>37176144
I am 19

Just finished first year of college - it doesn't get any better by the way

So tired

Wonder if this is the antidepressants

>>37176134
What's the scary numbers screen for?

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>spend 300 bong out of my 500 bong paycheck in 2 days
>now contemplating a takeaway

If I had bills to pay I'd be fucking homeless

>>37176305
>19

lol, kill yourself youngun

>>37175975
Lads I think I'm in love with her

>>37176246
maybe you're normie compared to the really lost people on here. people would probably class me as a normie but i dont see myself as a normie.

you must of had really slow self esteem if you couldent fuck a girl after dating her for a year. she was a soft one too for not trying to fuck you. im a mong with girls and even i manage to fuck to them with in a few dates. if you're dating a girl and necking, its natural to start feeling her up and do the deed

>>37176305
You're barely out of nappies you mopey little pissant.

>>37176305
>it doesn't get any better by the way
I'm 30 mate. I've flirted with normiehood several times.

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Hi everyone. How are you all today?

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>>37176148
>He doesn't understand the secrets of JAV
Everyone point and laugh at the pleb

>>37176305

19/20 were the best years of my life, enjoy sliding down the slippery slope my m8

>>37176317
iktfl
>got insurance payout
>need to save it
>keep dipping in
>almost half gone

keep saying I'll make it up next payday

>>37176295
if you find the courage, you should see if there is some sort of activities group or something of the sort that you can go to. normies wont be going to them, and it will improve your confidence. i have known people who were in a really bad place and they completely changed. it can be done lad.

>>37175975
>Roastie thinks she's important enough for governments to attack
hahaha, womens elevated self importance is hilarious

>>37176376
This is the worst feeling - I know it's not supposed to get any better than this, but I can't help but fuck myself over every time I develop a connection with someone.

age poll go

http://www.strawpoll.me/13013934

>>37176410
DON'T BE MEAN SHE IS SECOND BEST WAIFU

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>>37172866
>find a flat with no money in London
flatshares are your only option m8 Even then expect 700 quid for a shitty room in flat with the lounge converted to another bedroom.
Or just move North

Could I get my self-harm scars removed on the NHS you think?

>>37176439
>23-26
>26-29

why does 26 have two options?

>>37176374
Hello Saffalad. Doing alright just hanging out with the lads online of course how are you?

>>37176465
fucked it up didnt I lads

cry

>>37176336
We would neck, I would put my hand on the inside of her legs and she would squeeze them together so that I couldn't go any farther. At least that's what I think she was doing

The blue balls were intense

>>37176435

I think it might be that fact that 19/20, for me at least, were the last years that i was in my own world, its hard to explain, its before i found out just how shitty most people and places can be, its true what they say - ignorance is bliss, growing up is a trap

>>37176439
30+ crew reporting in

>>37176474
you did fuck it up, but all that means is that you're in the right place, we are your home

>>37176440
Who is bestest?

>>37176317
iktfb

I spend about 300-450 quid every month

>>37172987
lel i make over 100k in Manchester and live 10 mins drive from city centre in a nice white middle class area.
No city in the UK compares to London for sure - but there are a lot of other cities with plenty to offer - depends what youre looking for

>>37176477
>>37176342
>>37176325
I am really going to do things differently this summer

>continue learning German
>put more effort into lifting then eva b4
>lose about 5 pounds take a normie profile pic with based pupper and get on some dating sites

Wish me luck

>>37176542
what's your pretend job anon?

also I vote Manchester for best city in UK behind central Liverpool. (rest of Liverpool is dogshite).

>>37176450
How do they remove scars?

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>>37176497
>he needed to ask

Is it shameful I dont know how to drive a stick shift car? Ive tried and the car shut off alot when starting off. Do any of you guys drive manuals?

>>37176559
Dunno, lasers and shit

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>>37176562
>going out with some tattooed degenerate
No thanks.

Got some proper mental youtubers after a quick search

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukk5stty59g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7ugL93Rzl0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OivGdXF2xPQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-J-bjZRgig

I could spend hours doing this but I need to go and eat dinner.

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>>37176439
Thank you for your responses to this Theresa May sponsored GCHQ poll.

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>>37176608
>tattooed
boi they were fake
Don't make me use the c word

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>>37176558
no pretend- i actually undersold it because i made 147k last year but didnt want to boast. I'm an IT contractor specialising in security for Banks.
Pay is the same whether you work in London or Manc for my job.

>>37176610
Whats so mental about that last one? If anything its just cute as fuck.

>>37172987
>nothing good about London

spoken like a true loser my dude, well done

>>37176610
Nice. Will give them a look

>>37176476
Usually girls squeeze their legs together like that because they want to feel your hand on their pussy. Girls have done it to me, we fucked and they said they wanted me inside them

>>37176631
meh I believe you

But the fact you post here shows that, like the rest of us, your life ain't all it's cracked up to be. Which shows money doesn't fix jack like I've always believed.

>>37176641
the mum and both her daughters have autism, it's just their interaction and the way she's clawing through the box of toys like a gremlin
very strange channel, one of the weirdest when you consider they go through the effort of choosing what to film and then uploading it

>>37176571
I drive manual, most people in the UK drive manual cars, I rarely see automatics

>>37172549
I'll need a song for every mood

>my depressed pic
Loyle carner - seamstress (tooting massala)

>my gassed up angry pick
Ghostface killah - Daytona 500

>my cheery mood
Luther vandross - Never too much

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>>37176657
yes thats right I'm 43 not married, no kids, few friends. Money doesnt bring happiness, it just allows me to wallow in my own misery in slightly more luxurious conditions

>>37176662
Don't know mate. I used to be like that when I was a young kid but I've grown out of my blatant autism. Plus with her being a girl she will probably lead a relatively normal life even if she doesn't grow out of it. Maybe I'm just biased because I wish I had kids.

>>37176466
Watching some Jordan B. Peterson. Incredible dude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbOeO_frzvg

>>37176705
sounds like you're just a nonce

>>37176694
at least you can pay for expensive beautiful prostitutes and go on nice luxurious travelling holidays and stuff.

That's what I'd be doing anyway.

>females can be robots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sigNbcl-pso

fuming

>>37176558
Whats St Helens like

>>37176718
Not that way you div. I just like the idea of being a dad.

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Welp lads. Who the fuck am I voting for this election

What the fuck lads. Dominos has changed it so I have to spend 12.50 to get delivery, what sort of shit is this

>>37176753
Look for independant candidate.

>>37176747
Yeah I bet you do Fritzl

>>37176753
Lib Dem or Green, choice is yours.

>>37176762
Two for Tuesdays on a large cheese is 14 quid so that's all I care about.

is it weird if I want to build a bunker/storm shelter?

>>37176774
Nothing wrong with protecting your kids from jewish mind waves.

This post is purely satirical Mr. GCHQ worker.

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>>37176753
you are free to kill yourself

>>37176745
what do you think? pure shithole lad.

In Liverpool there's some extremely nice places to live. Some that are even a much better standard than what you'd see in some supposedly more upper class areas of the country. But they are few and far between. The good thing is though, that the housing prices in these nice areas are relatively cheap compared to other parts of the country.

>Woolton
>Aigburth
>Mossley Hill
>City Centre

However, the rest of Liverpool is an absolute shithole and should be avoided.

>>37176753
>Libertarian in Britain

What's it like?