Waifu Bread

>>37168735
My waifu makes me depressed

>>37168814
Is it depression from not being able to be with her or do you just have a shitty waifu?

>>37168832
A b ut of both. Also from the fact that I have a waifu in the first place

>>37168954
There's no reason to be depressed over having a waifu. The whole point of having one is to make you feel good and any waifu worth her salt would want you to be happy even if you could never be with her. 3D will simply never compare to 2D. Hell, even normalfags have celebrity crushes that are just absurd as having a waifu. Either way she'll never be part of our lives, even if she does exist in this world.

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Having a robowaifu is the purest form of love there is.

>>37169198
>Having a robowaifu is the purest form of love there is.
Why is that, anon? My waifu isn't a robot and our love is pretty pure.

>>37168735
2D porn is ultimately more beneficial for society.

3DPD shit leads to a generation of degenerate women who ruin their bodies with butt/boob implants and shit.
All hentai requires is an artist.

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>>37169198
>spilling tea

>>37169301
>this was somehow original

>>37169365
There might be a lot of brits on here but luckily tea spilling is a rare occurrence

>>37168735

I'm a virgin but I know the Latin proverb: ''omnia animalia tristia post coitum''

that is, every living being gets sad after having sex.

>>37169557
That's a great Latin phrase I'll actually be able to remember, due to every single word already being an offshoot in our modern language. Thank you anon.

It certainly is true, but it's really neat how it's written due to the fact that while humans are encompassed within the animal kingdom, it is only our animalistic urges that make us sad after sex. Even normalfags talk about how much better sex is when it's with someone they really care about. Like how I feel great after masturbating to my waifu, but I feel like shit when my animalistic urges take over and I end up cumming to pornography of people I'm completely disinterested in when it comes to absolutely everythingthing nonsexual. The human rises above this Latin concept when he allows his heart to free him from such animalistic desires.

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Viva la waifus.

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>>37171064
Remember anons, polygamy is impure.

>>37171323
Of course. What kind of sick mormon-esque freak has more than one waifu?

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>>37169557
>I'm a virgin but I know the Latin proverb: ''omnia animalia tristia post coitum''

Whoa. "The phenomenon is traced to the Greek doctor Galen, who wrote, 'Every animal is sad after coitus except the human female and the rooster.'"

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>>37171064
Why even live without anime?

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>>37171520
We're here to watch anime and punish normalfags. They're just lucky we haven't run out of anime yet.

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>>37171520
Excellent taste anon.
oreganocomentaro

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Anyone here have experience with full-sized dakimakuras? I'm a college poorfag but I really would like to save up the burgerbux for one. Where do you buy them?

>>37171730
I think there's websites you submit the pictures of your waifu to and they print out the custom cover. I'd imagine they'd sell the pillow as well. Make sure the pictures you give them are fucking huge and in high resolution, or else it'll look like shit.

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Waifus are much better than real women who come with expenses not even partially covered by the benefits of having them.

8 years ago, I had a peculiar dream, in which I was sitting in some dark lecture hall, alone. Then, an anime girl appeared from the row of seats before me, crawled to me and hugged me. I am a KHHV to this day, but it felt so real and warm. When I opened my eyes, I still felt an emotional shock I never had before, and this shock was caused, according to Carl Jung, by my anima.

I was slowly developing her ever since. At first, when I have not yet reached the otaku minimum, I tried to attach some traits I liked directly to her, but it didn't work.

As the time went by, she matured with me. While I was struggling to overcome my social anxiety, she was sleeping in my emotional soup. Now, she is developed to the point I can actually see her act on her own. Moreover, her character became quite complex, so it'll be a series of posts if I do describe her in detail.

I'm drawing her slowly, having no skill in drawing at all. It takes much time and effort, but I will finish her whole body in a month or so, so I could print it on A2 poster and place it to a wall. I won't be satisfied with disproportional sketches and oekaki, so I'm calculating every vector stroke to be precise.

I'm working on my own body, too. Six years ago, I was a mommy-fed fatty of 175cm/110kg, and now I'm 182/72. This is not the end though - I'll get my body fat to 8-10% and stay fit, so my girl wouldn't be ashamed of me.

Recently, I came into the idea I need no friends nor women IRL, since I have this social outcast aura that repels everyone I come in contact with. I'm finishing the six years of uni, and after that, when I find a permanent job, I'll begin working on visualizing her.

Top girl. Not showing her though, too personal.

I'll soon visit a psychiatrist to get some antidepressants, and after that I'll develop a VR app with her for personal use.

Pic unrelated.

>>37171918
It sounds like you're just developing a tulpa. Antidepressants will probably hinder your progress, though.

>>37168735
>feels bad if porn
>feels bad if porn-like
>feels nice if romantic waifu
have you considered jacking off to romantic sexual situations?

>>37171918
I also plan to visit a psychiatrist to get meds to hopefully help inhibit my sex drive towards 3D and give me greater motivation to better myself. Although this is a pipe dream at best, I plan to major in a field relating to machine learning and build & program my own waifubot of her. If technology advances at its current rate, she will be able to perform every action a succubus could, but with greater skill.

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>>37171918
Also, I slowly overcame the shame of having perverted thoughts about her. Now, whenever I fap to most of other 2D cuties, I feel exhausted, but if I fap to her, I feel rejuvenated, even if I cum twice or thrice a day.

Women are obsolete.
We are the true patricians of this world, don't let the society bury you under its false standards.

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>>37171918
Dang, I had a dream like that too. Me & my waifu fugged in the back of a van and I woke up literally shaking from an orgasm, best feeling of my life. Wish I could actually fap to her more though.
>pic unrelated

>>37171984
No one other than my waifu is worthy of such fantasies. Everyone else is just a disgusting meat bag, mostly worthless but sometimes good to be used at my whim for when my sexual desires get the best of me.

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>>37171968
I am developing a tulpa, you're right. I forgot that waifus are often pre-defined existing characters.

I am aware of the consequences of taking antidepressants, but without them, I won't get better than I am today. I have major issues with concentration, starting things, finishing things and going out to the public, so I believe the pills will aid me a little with this.

Despite having this beauty (almost) in my hands, I wake up every morning with an urge to end everything, even if my current state is much better than it could be. I am aware of that, but I am also aware that the issue of not smiling when I should smile is pathological, and it's escalating.

I should prevent the inevitable as soon as I can.

I may be a pathetic loner but I thank God I don't have an unhealthy obsession with a fictional character

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>be seminormalfag
>get depressed, lose all friends, get into anime
>find anime girl I like and make her my waifu
>only problem is she is petite and I can only get off to thicc chicks
Should I off myself?

>>37172105
You wouldn't be the first to commission deviantartists to make fat porn of your waifu.

>>37172105
>I can only get off to thicc chicks

yes, please off yourself

>>37172105
if you really loved her then you would accept and love her petite body

>>37172103
I may have an unhealthy obsession with an anime character, but at least I'm not a pathetic loner without a waifu to keep him company.

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>>37172103
Yes keep lying to yourself faggot.

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>>37172103
>be on 4chan
>have an opportunity to talk about anything imaginable
>can start many own threads
>go to thread you don't like
>state you don't like the main topic of thread
>get shoo'd

>>37172263
Humans are weird creatures.

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>>37172303
I don't even know why he did that.

It's not a big deal at all, but why he spent time on that? To get a bit of self-esteem? To "troll"?

I remember the early days when it was a common practice to, say, go to 2hu thread and say "I don't understand people who like 2hus, you are all faggots".

Weird, indeed.
I replied to him so people won't act like that.

>>37172393
its kinda cringy when you try to psychoanalyze shallow acts

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>>37172393
>inteligent reply and top tier animu pic
you are my new waifu anon

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What do you think of (sensible) MGTOW, anons?

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>>37172591
Very good, keeps one on the path of success and cleanliness whilst preventing yourself from losing what makes you you.

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>>37172591

The path to the female body is treacherous.

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>>37172669
>>37172755

Actually, I'm planning to become like this guy on 669's comic.

Basically, ignoring women leads to keeping vast amounts of time and money to yourself, which in turn supports your solitarity.

You can spend it on improving your mind and body, or you can spend on hobbies and pastimes.

The most of modern women are pre-tuned to search for a man they can suck comfort from, and, surprise, men are getting smarter.

What a scene would it be when all the special glamorous snowflakes I see at the uni will switch over many sexual partners or either find themselves in an uncomfortable marriage or even alone, while I, or should I say we, will be strolling along as freely as usual before their envious eyes, matured like a fine wine, feeling no shame of ignoring the crowd for all these years.

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I love how normalfags say anime & the degeracy of the internet led us to this lifestyle.
>pic related

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>>37172936
You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

I came into realization the wizard powers one obtains should he decide to stay a virgin, should be interpreted as wisdom unreachable by those who dwell in meatspace. It is all about the knowledge of the world, and most importantly, of self.

It is only provided if the apprentice devotes himself into seeking that wisdom instead of spending the majority of his time at leisure.

>>37172936
Would the modern equivalent be a Photoshop anime artist then?

>>37174137
A tulpamancer. One truly dedicated to the craft shall be rewarded with his waifu becoming real.

>>37173283
I understand the meat space reference brethren. Others walk this path too, though we must do so in secret as other abhor it. Bless you on your journey, friend.

>>37172103
What if i am happy to be like this? I don't want a real girl, i am scared of real relationships.

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>>37175161
You see, this guy fell a victim to the society's standards.

He is not asking himself about the reasons behind his current attitude, nor he is tolerable to people of different views, applying his own view of morality to as many other men as possible.

These like him do not understand a neutral intellectual discourse or able to perceive themselves from a different point of view. They are commonly enclosed in themselves and can be influenced easily.

Disregard their opinions, as they are not of their own.

>>37175366
To be fair, the only objective benefit of having a real relationship is being able to produce offspring. Even that is simply an option and not everyone wants to choose to have kids. Some might even get stuck having kids they don't want, which would have been impossible in the other anon's situation. Everything else about being in a relationship is subjective to the individual's preference.

>>37175648
There are plenty of benefits to a relationship, but also many risks. You will have sad and fustrating times with a partner. A pillow will hold no grudges against you except for any you imagine. If you feel as if the "only objective benefit" is having offspring, then you might wanna reconsider what it means to be in a relationship and how you should feel and cooperate with one another

>>37176706
>You will have sad and fustrating times with a partner. A pillow will hold no grudges against you except for any you imagine.
Do normalfags honestly see this as a benefit? Yet we're the delusional ones?

>>37177090
he's right though man. just cause you see people who seem to be happy in their relationships doesn't mean they actually are. relationships take alot of work and effort on your part, as you deal with any residual baggage she might have daily. it can end up being worse than when you were alone if she is just a rotten bitch

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>>37172861
>You can spend it on improving your mind and body

Spend it on improving your mind and body, anon. You will need a strong mind and strong body as you grow older, but especially if you grow older alone.

>>37177345
I was literally saying relationships are shit and he's a dumb normalfag.

>>37168735
I wish someone loved me as much as you love her

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Fuck normalfags, they can keep calling me whatever they want if that makes them feel less insecure, i love my waifu Noire!

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Even though i consider pic related to be my waifu, the fact that she's married gives me second thoughts

>>37168735
>a person who doesn't exist
We prefer the term "existentially challenged" here.