Should I demand a rimjob from every new partner?

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>>37166872

The consent's already there. I know they like it even if they don't. Why not?

Find a chubby, insecure, 19-20 year old hottie who doesn't know she's attractive yet, seduce her, and make her lick my ass for any attention given to her.

You robots would be mostly ok with this, I bet.

I don't know man I'm a 33 year old virgin I would have to actually be able to get laid first before thinking of any of this

You should be eating their ass instead

It's one way to gauge if they're marriage material. If they don't do this, then it's clear they don't like me enough to be worth keeping around. Same goes with anal.

>>37167105

Yeah, you're right. And with zero bargaining.

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If s/he is in love with you, s/he will lick; but if you love them back, you won't press the issue unless they like it.

>>37166872
I made a girl eat my ass and jerk me off once. She was one of those asexual, "I don't like sex," pure girls who hated men like Chad.

:)

>>37166872
Hmm. I am a huge sub, but I don't eat ass. I simply don't find it sexually arousing. Its kinda demeaning which is hot, but so is getting pleasure from getting your ass ate. Its like when a Dom starts going overboard with sucing my dick. Kinda makes it hard for me to keep my Dom image of them when they keep droooling for my dong. Its a shame that having a huge cack takes away from my other wise B+ femboy aesthetic. S
Wish I had a petite peni to go with my petite body.

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>>37166872
I would never date a girl that put her mouth anywhere near an asshole and if a girl demanded I eat her ass I'd fuck off in a heart beat

>>37166872
>>37167105
>>37167501
You might as well eat shit but I'm sure you already do

>>37168386
Good lad
>origiba

>>37168429
puke comes from the mouth, pee comes from the urethra, why is orally pleasing those orifices a-ok?

>>37168502
Puke is rare and pee is near sterile and easy to clean while shit is the dirtiest of the three and the hardest to clean, and chances are they use toilet paper which doesn't clean anything

>>37168546
well, pretty much nobody would like a dirty hole.
eating ass after showering, mmmhhh

>>37168236

Find the right Dom and he'll use your cock as a lever to really sub you out.

In this instance, the first thing I'd do would be to grab it, look you in the eye, and tell you it's my property, you are forbidden to touch it, and you don't cum until you've earned it.

You don't eat ass because

A: you view it as a reciprocal, or transactional act due to bad Doms getting horny for your cock and

B: you haven't had a Dom with enough self control to get you horny to the point you'll do anything/say anything/agree to anything in order to get off.

In your sub dynamic, and due to second-rate Doms, you've developed an incorrect association with it.

I'd have you calling yourself my personal asslicker in under a half-hour, and making you breath in with your face in my ass and fucking loving it by doing (loosely) three things:

1: impersonally getting your cock hard, while telling you it's too bad for you such a nice cock isn't important to the nights activities.

2: slowly, firmly, throatfucking you. You on your knees, me standing up. Taking my time, and adjusting your mindset to being that of something for my use. The depersonalization and training focus down to my voice, my hands on your head, and nothing else would a: get you horny/stupid and b: normalize my situational influence over you. You're not thinking at this point. You're mine.

3: I'd tell you your a good little bitch, but that something was missing that would make you a great one, my special one.

I'd tell you that, in order to earn my cum and your orgasm, you're going to have to kiss my asshole and say "thank you."

You'd do it. Then I'd tell you you're a good asskisser, real good. And that meant you were a good asslicker, and to get your reward you were going to have to show me.

I'd make you ask me to lick my ass. I'd remind you that being my asslicker, and you having an orgasm, are both privileges; and only the best little sluts get both.

You'd rim me like a starving man, and like it.

>>37168429

Sorry you're unhappy

>>37168648
>You must eat asshole to prove you love me
You're going to be alone for ever or find some fucked up, drugged roastie
Also, you're not that special

>>37166872
My asshole is too damn hairy for my gf to even eat it. She always wants to stick her finger in there but that's gay asf lmao

>>37168713
missing out, brah.
>>37168679
>not eating your gf's ass, making her moan, coo and whimp and literally begging you to not stop, turning herself into your dirty little girl-slave
pity

we use a "bum gun" (like a hose that takes the place of a bidet) in my country. people joke about liking the sensation. i think such joking has been the catalyst for my peers to experiment with analingus. when they talk about it, it seems like goofy fun, not dominant/submissive stuff.

>>37168679
If you had the balls to say it, or anything else to a woman you wanted, you wouldn't be this angry and sad.

Your on the sidelines, and criticizing the players. Worst sort of hypocrisy. Hypocrites don't know what it's like to make a person want to eat ass - your ass - and know it.

Must be miserable, being you. No insecure, horny, young thing so desperate for your attention they'll bury their nose in your ass *just because you want them to.*

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There isn't enough porn of cute petite girls eating (male) ass.

>>37167575

only anon in the thread that gets it

>>37168792
>criticizing the players
You're on /r9k/, you're no player

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>>37169024
>bestiality
Fuck off

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>>37169024
Women rimming men is the best fetish there is