I tstole co-workers daughter's panties.. how fucked am I?

I mean this isn't really a big deal but I wouldn't put it past someone who would do that taking things further.

Also enjoy the new position on the watchlist boyo.

>>37165996
Post a time stamped picture of the panties or else I cannot believe you.

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>>37165996
Why in the fuck would do something so disgusting???

>>37165996
How'd you get the chance and what did they smell like?

You didn't think this through...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tO5sxLapAts

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>>37166032
Here they are, sorry if blurry, been drinkin tonight.

>>37165996
What you are is a fucking liar.

>>37166101
absolutely disgusting that a 8 y/o would be wearing whorish underpants like that.

>>37166101
Don't do anything like this again anon. It will just escalate and eventually you may molest. I think its best you just get off to lolicon hentai like I do. Its much safer and saner.

>>37166101
Why do nine year olds wear panties like that? What a fucking slut.

Anyway, if that gets you off, who cares, you aren't really hurting anyone.

>>37166101
there's some fluid on your spacebar anon

>>37165996
We all have our low points, just know when to stop

>>37166147
I'll spill my fluid on your spacebar big boy

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>>37166101
Holy fucking shit you absolute fucking degenerate. If your mother found out what you have done she wouldn't give two shits if you offed yourself right now.

>>37166165
hahahahahaha xD well memed friendo :3

green text the story about how you acquired them

>>37166165
I'll stick my penis inside of one of your orifices anon if you get what I mean hurr hurr hurr haha xD

>>37166165
>>37166178
>>37166184
BOY IT SURE IS SUMMER

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>>37166101
too blurry to be convinced op
but if you actually did this just actually kill yourself.

>>37166101
These seem suspiciously clean. Little girls have poor cunny cleanliness.

>>37166205
Oh god has it truly started already? I am not ready

>>37166205
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

>>37166205
B O Y I T S U R E I S R E A L R E S P E C T W O M E N H O U R S I N H E R E

>>37166226
>>37166227
FUCKING SUMMER FAGS GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD. I WANT CP STORYS NOT FUCKING SUMMMER

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>>37166227
:333 hahaha XdD it sure is

>>37166181
>go to work
>have to unload bosses truck
>Finish unloading, there's a walmart sack left over
>Look inside, several used changes of clothes for his granddaughter who stayed over for the weekend.
>Grab first pair of panties I come across
>stick in pocket.
>profit.

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>>37166101
You should be fucking shot, but so should the father for giving their daughter panties that say "cute". Fucking hell, America should just be nuked.

>>37166240
>B E M E
>H A V E C O W O R K E R
>C O W O R K E R H A S D A U G H T E R
>D A U G H T E R H A S P A N T I E S
>S T E A L P A N T I E S

>>37166281
fucking kill yourself you fucking degenerate you deserve to be shot more than Trayvon Martin

>>37166281
Based on the fluid on your keyboard, did you jack off on them?

>>37166308
i mean obviously, that's coconut oil for lube

>>37166313
use a water based lube weirdo

>>37166281
D I D Y O U G E T D A P U S S Y S M E L L A N O N ?

>>37166205
Dude shut the fuck up. It's still spring and school isnt even out yet retarded NIGGER.

*dabs*

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>>37165996
>>37166101

That's pretty fuckin' degenerate senpai

>>37166326
ur right

*dabs in autism*

>>37166326
Pokemon GO TO THE POLLS

AMIRIGHT xD

*dabs in crippling diabetes*

>>37166281
Now this anon is an opportunist. I wish I had balls like yours, I probably could have a fucking drawer full of girls' panties if I snatched one everytime the opportunity arose.

OP here, was joke, got them from garage sale, I'm not that fucking sick in the head.

>>37165996
That's pretty bad unless you're also 9 years old which wouldn't surprise me on r9k.

>>37166363
Panty raid?

oreganoli

>>37166366
obviously imposter
get out kid
number of posters went up you aren't OP

>>37166366

Too late.

Enjoy the search warrant.

>>37166379
Are you asking if I've been on panty raids before or if I would be interested in panty raids?

>>37166366
You still bought them to upload on here, you are still sick in the head

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>>37166366
fake op is degenerate u are just faggot child. pic related

ded thread bump?

rock bottom

original

>>37165996
I hope you're using a proxy at least, faggot. You're probably on 10 types of lists right now.

>>37168048
he's going for a world record my friend
this place has screwed me and i'm being watched by god himself

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>>37166101
OP what does the inside look like? Are there vagoo stains?
I'm a loli panty connoisseur myself.

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>>37168706
Was waiting for this guy.

If I was put into OP's situation I cant guarantee I wouldnt do the same thing

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>>37168736
I'm obsessed. Panties are hotter than sex.

try to imagine just how brutal the beating would be if the family were to find out and got to you before law enforcement was able to apprehend you
all those male relatives. all the close friends. and you would absolutely deserve every second of it,

>>37168872
what if he just straight-up kills them
what if all the men you count on to make your doughy snatch comfortable choke on a bagel and die and you have to suck beta cock for a living

>>37168872
Why would he? All he did was take a pair of panties. He probably would get like a weekend in jail for petty theft.

>>37168794
Why? It's just a piece of fabric

Also this thread is disgusting and you should all feel ashamed.

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Speaking from a purely legal perspective, did OP commit any crime beyond theft by stealing an underage girls panties?

Asking for a friend.

>>37168891
>>37168893
did you know that god is real which means hell is real which means pedophiles are destined for hell which means you guys and all the pedos ITT will be going to hell when you die for being hideous pedophiles that you are

post more pics w/ timestamps, monster irl pedo OP.

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>>37168927
There's no evidence that Christianity or any of the Abrahamic religions are correct. Most religions don't have a heaven or hell. I'd say it's more likely that I'm not going to either a heaven or hell. Hopefully transmigration is real.

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>>37168971
He already did >>37166101

>>37168921
Because it's a piece of fabric that was rubbing against a cute hairless cunny, and soaked up its juices. How isn't that hot?

>>37168927
Now listen to me my child. I happen to have a direct connection with God, and I can tell you, without doubt, that there are many, many more things which The Good Lord takes into account when he sorts the souls at the end of the season. Humans, being flawed, may see attraction to children as an irredeemable sin. I tell you, however, that a tree is only judged by its fruit.

What fruit are you bearing, my child?

>>37168927
the jew god impregnated a 13-year-old
that's in the bible

you are aware that certain law enforcement agencies lurk this site right?

Actually now im curious, is what OP did technically a crime (yes i know it's theft, but is it something he could actually get v& for?)

>>37169089
I think it's only a crime if you give a little girl your used underwear, not if you take hers.

>>37169089
>>37169112
http://www.legalmatch.com/law-library/article/petty-theft-law.html

He'll get a fine if he's lucky and maybe a few days in the county jail (not a prison) if he's unlucky.

>>37169112
It's a crime if you take a little girl's underwear off while she's wearing them

How do we get OP arrested for as long as possible?

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>>37169009
Wouldn't it be hotter to teach the naive girl to rub the warm, wet fabric against your dick?

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>>37169141
It would but that's illegal.

>>37166101
nice
what they smell like anon?
does it have any stains?

if that was my daughter I'd tie you down and stick a curling iron in your ass and turn it on so it feel the heat slowly rising until your asshole got nice and crispy

pedos deserve no mercy

>>37169009
>>37169141
>>37169157
stop making these shitty threads, go and jerk off together or something

weirdos

>>37169215
I don't think either of us were the OP though.

>>37169206
oh yeah well I'd braise my daughter lightly for five to six hours and force him to eat her. heh, pervs get what's coming to them

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>>37169157
Rules are for nerds. You should be enjoying some tiny hands massaging while your dick presses against the best stains

>>37169206
>and stick a curling iron in your ass

clearly a red hot one, and shoving it askew

>>37166101
Show where the peehole was plz
>>37169206
normie fag leave

>>37169206
>Being this self-righteous
Incredible. I want people like you culled, or at the very least purged from 4chan.

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>>37169304
>>37169206
Kill yourselves normies.

>>37169284
Welp I came.

>>37169009
I said moar you stupid fgt, get it together

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>>37169345
You can't satisfy a cute loli with that endurance.

>>37169334
if it isn't your first instinct to harm a person who hurts your family then you aren't human

you don't have to take to my level of harming, but you should definitely want to hurt them

>>37169391
>Took a pair of panties away from someone
>"harmed"

>>37169397
hey, they cost him a couple of bucks. your hurting him financially there

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Don't jerk off to that i understands you but.

>>37169391
I bet parents would pay for someone to take their daughters used soiled panties

>>37169397
It's a serious violation of privacy you fucking autist

>>37169391
>Instinct
>Aren't human
I can feel your primitive animal brain from here.

>YOU HURT ME TRIBE, ME SMASH YOU FACE!

Some subhumans will just never know what it means to go further beyond...

>>37169463
>privacy
is he installing cameras in those panties?

>>37169463
Privacy? If this even happened, the opposing party wouldn't even know that this occurred. Go fuck yourself nigger.

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>>37165996
>>37166101
How'd they smell, OP? Were there any skid marks?

>>37169206
Sounds hot man. What other gay fantasies do you have?

>>37165996
>9 year old girl
if anyone tries to fuck you over just claim that you're muslim and express your intent to marry her and you will have yourself a nice child bride as well as all the ripe kiddie pantsu you can huff.

>>37166281
>YFW they look at the security camera footage and see you sticking an 8 year old girl's panties in your pocket

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY MORAL FAGGOTS ON THIS BOARD.

LITTLE GIRL PANTIES give me raging boner, their slick smooth fluffy loli pussy is best no roastie no nothing.

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>>37166101
oh shit nigga wat r u doin

>>37170043
>WHY ARE THERE SO MANY MORAL FAGGOTS ON THIS BOARD.
/r9k/ is a huge reddit colony.

>>37165996
you are fucked
in a completely original way

Any way to dox OP?
Would be V funny

>>37166101
I once took my gfs 10 year old sisters panties and jacked off with them
She's already had her period so she's already able to have kids and
It's weird I never saw her sexually until after she had her period, it's probably biological

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>>37165996
Same keyboard mane
But seriously don't do that shift again, you're gonna diddle a kid for real. Stick to loli

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>>37166165
>>37166178
>>37166184
>>37166226
>>37166227
>>37166271
>>37166286
>>37166293
>>37166324
>>37166326
>>37166354
>>37166366
>>37166525
>>37168927
>>37169215
>>37169206

FUCKING SUMMER FAGS GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37171733
When did you get a second monitor? Nice.

>>37171981
I normally use the left one for vidya and the right for shitposting.

>>37165996
you're a creep but you dont have to be a creep for life, start fapping to adult women and stop letting yourself fantasize about children, you moron. also don't give into the urge to pursue your degenerate fantasies, even something as small as taking a pair of panties is a sexual act towards a child, and in order to condition your brain you need to firmly reject any sexual act towards persons under 18.

if you continue to give in you will eventually succumb to your disgusting desires and become a full blown pedo. don't fap to lolicon, it won't make it easier.

>>37170942
I think I hate Moral fags above all non are worse Gas them

Purge the plebbit normie when

>>37171977
Dude holy shit even I can see that this is clear fucking bait.

>>37165996
>>37166101

You're not a creep; you're a god.

you are creep but i would have done the same

Why are there so many pedophiles on /r9k/? I don't get it.

>>37174085
All men are pedophiles, but only social outcasts with nothing to lose are willing to admit it.

>>37174085
Spoilers: they're all over every board. 4chan has always been a place for social outcasts and deviantly inclined.

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>>37174196
>All men are pedophiles
That's questionable, but the second part is spot on. All those moralfags overreacting to petty crime should leave, though.

>>37165996
Kill yourself. I'm not memeing, I am not joking. If you can't contain your sick desires enough to not steal a kids underwear, then you will crack and rape a kid.

So do the universe a favor and light yourself on fire before that.

>>37174650
Shut the fuck up NORMALFAG would you rather have him fap to CP or something?

>>37174671
Why can't he just fap to loli and clothing magazines like other pedos? He is going to rape a kid at this rate, and he needs to be stopped.

I unironically found some CP on a streaming site 30 mins ago but I couldnt find the download button because everything was in gookspeak
its a shame, wouldve been my first

>>37166115
Kek who do you think bought them? The dad because it's some eye candy for him.

>>37174800
It was almost guaranteed to be the mother.

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>>37165996
burn them then commit suicide.