/britfeel/

currently stretching my frenulum as I can't comfortably retract my foreskin when erect

>>37155241
Is it uncomfortable when you wank?

Percocet, molly, percocet

>>37155198
>it's still daylight at 9pm

Thanks for deleting the other one lad.

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having a fruit pastille lolly and some dr pepper zero

>>37155286
>>it's still daylight at 9pm
Kill me

>>37155309
sounds nice lad, would be even better if it had been hot today

>>37155256
no because I keep my foreskin up and don't get a completely full erection

>>37155309

I'd love a lolly.

How deep can you get it down your throat lad haha

>>37155286
>>37155312
get black out blinds, retards

>get enough balls to venture to the shop
>some bint and her friend heckle me as they drive past
Death to slags.

>>37155345
I have blinds and curtains over my window and it still comes through

At home I found a letter addressed to me, it was from the counselling people, I'm booked in for a session in 2 weeks, the letter is dated the same day as my GP appointment, it's really impressive that my GP chased that up quickly and efficiently but what's curious is the quick turnaround, guess the waiting list wasn't that long and I was just frozen out. The other odd thing is that the appointment is on one of my days off from work, I knew it was suspicion that I was asked exactly where I work. It's rather short notice and I'm not sure what I want to talk about.

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>>37155325
I wouldn't even know if it'd been hot or not, I slept all day and didn't look outside when I woke up

>>37155345
this happens with my blackout blinds


Kind of regret not buying DGB last week before it mooned, oh well

>>37155362
get thicker curtains
>>37155402
you cut it too short

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>want to go a cycle but not sure if its going to piss down

Some nasty looking clouds close by desu

>>37155387
People had a mild interest when you were stalking and in court every 5 minutes. Noone cares about a late 20s paki working in a call centre, that is the most common thing in England.

>there are legit exercises you can do to stretch foreskin to cure phimosis
>there are not any exercises you can do to make your penis bigger
>your body actually naturally equips men, on average, with a penis that isn't big enough to excite women, and there is no way of getting it to grow

why is life so cruel lads

>>37155514
Women's excitement isn't required from a biological standpoint.

>>37155502
I'm 25 and I'll have A full blown trial in August

Until then there's my counselling and I think I might come out of the closet soon

>>37155491
http://www.netweather.tv/index.cgi?action=radar;sess=

have a look on the ol' weather radar lad

>"Fuck literature"
>-Ernest Hemmingway
what did he mean by this

>>37155491
Just prepare for the worst, cuz it's going to happen.

>>37155543

thanks lad

Looks like i should stay dry

>>37155514
>tfw below average penis with severe phimosis

no hope for me

>>37155321
Nah m8 not old, I'm pushing 30 myself. /britfeel/ has a lot of people in their 30s compared to elsewhere on the site.

>>37155607
He meant that Americans have no gratitude nor appreciation nor history, because their shitrock of a continent is saturated with burger grease and fundamentally lacks culture but for that which they slaughtered or else rebelled against.

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chocolate's nice but rather sickly

Had a brilliant idea to improve sitewide post quality but not sure if it would be possible to implement

>>37155673
I've never once fallen for advertising. What triggers in your brain?

>>37155724

install a robot that blocks exact duplicates of posts?

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>haven't got out of bed all day
>back to work tomorrow
>another weekend wasted

>>37155740
not that no
I am not convinced that does a lot tbqh

>>37155737
8 month calorie deficit

Still haven't spent my 25 Amazon voucher

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any truckers here? are most trucks automatics now?

>>37155502
i think the pakipoo saga is reaching its inevitable, pathetic fin de siecle. Finding himself in prison and not desirable enough tp be radicalised, he hangs himself with his training bra. a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing

>>37155801
my dad is a fleet manager

no they are not
but they have fewer gears than 20 years ago so it's not as hard as it was

>>37155764
It's Sunday tomorrow anon

>>37155808
Would men be allowed bras?

>>37155808
>yfw being a trans paki of colour our cucked government puts him in a soft womens prison

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Dinner's arrived lads.
Chowing down on this and watching some K-On, this Saturday could not get any better.

>>37155737
>I've never once fallen for advertising
how would you know?
the whole point of it is that you're unaware of your susceptibility to marketing
you might think it was your own decision to purchase the cheapest shit you can find, but it's far more likely that it was subliminally drilled into you

>>37155864
Funny how half the population believe that makes life easier, the other half believe it makes life harder.

>>37155801
I don't think they will go full automatic any time soon, even something like a 'paddle shift' style sequential automatic would not be useful for something with as many gears as a large lorry

>>37155541
>I might come out of the closet soon
No you won't, you just think it will garner interest on here. In reality you're an ugly paki who's failed at life but still getting by with a shit call centre job. All you have left is revenge fantasies about the unifags living nicer lifes and r9k.

>>37155198

> In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively.

Oh boy. Sorry OP. :^)

>>37155737
>I've never once fallen for advertising.
Yes you have

>>37155882
look so good

how much it cost lad?

>>37155834
>tfw work sundays

>>37155737
Even people who wrote the books on consumer psychology understand that even they fall for marketing

oy lads, if anyone wants to watch the new trainspotting here's a stream, starting soon, you welcome cunts

https://www.rabb.it/TheDarkLordoftheSith

>>37155882
All looks brilliant apart from the pizza, Indians/pakis make such wank pizzas but everyone I know loves them. Might just be me.

>>37155911
Nope. When I go out to buy something I compare the specs and buy the one which best suits my needs.

>>37155904
Want to come to the next meet up?

>>37155932
My autism is a kind of super power in that respect.

>>37155969
I think your autism is making you lack self-awareness too

5 minutes in your fridge, cupboards and wardrobe would see how wrong you are

>>37155899
You're mean

My counselling will help me understand the path to take

>>37156001
My mum does the shopping so nah not really.

>>37155924
But that's God's day anon

>>37155837
they'd give him one to shut him up, i'd imagine he's a whiny one

>>37155969
this is why advertising is such a fuck-huge industry
seeing brand names plastered everywhere you turn is going to influence your decision when you make purchases
and the sweetest part if you'll think it was your own decision

>>37155899
>He thinks Pakipoo is real.

>>37156039
And you never ask her to get you specific things, that you found out you liked because of advertising

>>37156026
your counselor will tell you what you want to hear

Starwarts is on ITV lads!

>>37156045
Tell Mr Noseberg that

>>37155946
When you spend most of your life eating shitty processed frozen stuff, pretty much anything tastes good.

>>37156070
I don't ask for brand names, no. I might specify sweets or crisps, but that's as far as it goes.

>>37156057
Well they need to put more money into it because it has no effect on me. In fact I am currently researching headphones in order to make an informed purchase. Were advertising as great as you claim I would probably have already bought some Doctor Beats.

>>37156133
that would be 100% scientifically sound, if there was only 2 headphone manufacturers in the world

lads how do i love

>>37156163
pretty sure it doesn't exist because I've never felt it

>>37156163
with your willy mate
they taught this stuff in year 8

>Corner shop has hired a pretty blonde girl
>I've just been in to buy a reduced pasty and bottle of Yop

I think I'm in

>>37156185

by that logic, no boobs on earth exist for me ;_;

>>37156026
He's right though Amir you're meme story is over now. You're just a normal paki in england earning little money while living in home. Grim and depressing but it's your ending.

>>37156215
I don't know, I lost weight quickly so I kind of have boobs I guess

any other brit fembots here? feels lonely

>>37155241
I thought you were gonna see a urologist dude?

>>37156284
Yeah, I need to get a job or something, I can't take this isolation

>>37156284
We are all fembots here.

>>37156284
post feet
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pls

>>37156284
You're just a lonely lad/tranny wanting (yous) on a saturday night.

>>37156298
maybe that's a different anon

>it's an I want a gf who gets off on me sexually dominating/abusing her episode

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>>37156298
don't do this you'll get sexually molested and booked to be circumcised

>>37156396
i want the opposite. i want a girl to slap me and talk down to me.

>>37156284
yeah, we should compare our breasts for a laugh. you first.

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How is everything tonight anons?

I spilt cider on my keyboard last night and now the M and shift key feel weird
I also had a massive Indian and am finding it hard to drink beer afterwards since I'm so full

>>37156284
Since you asked, yes. I'm a fairly well-known poster here but they don't know I'm female.
I personally don't think it matters but any girl that outs themself here is hounded and berated to no end.

>>37156466
Poley you are not a real female

>>37156458
Drinking Stella because I hate myself.

>I spilt cider on my keyboard last night and now the M and shift key feel weird
Mechanical keyboard? If so you can remove the keys and clean the bed underneath them.

dont really understand girls who like being abused to be honest

they just start crying and acting like there's no pleasure in it, and you want to be all like oh sorry love didn't mean to take it that far, but then it turns out that's what they were after

>>37156513

thats what safe words are for

>>37156458
>>37156508
I split water on my ducky mechnical keyboard and it broke, I'm now using a sub-10 quid normal keyboard and I still type just as fast

>>37156534
>agree on a safeword
>use a gag

My favourite.

Does anyone think we could have a successful /brit/omegle? Would be interesting

>>37156534
yeah but its not like they're acting, they're genuinely in complete pain and distress, no sign of simultaneously enjoying it

I don't understand how they can then say afterwords oh I really had a cracking time with that

why have I lost interest in all of my hobbies lads

nothing is fun anymore

>>37156539
Did you immediately disconnect it and wait for it to dry out?

>>37156583
I don't think I did, no

Its dead now, won't work at all i've tried everything with it

>>37156577
>why have I lost interest in all of my hobbies lads

>tfw your interest in your hobbies only comes back when you've been drinking

I hate this feel

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What we playing lads?

Overwatch and some whiskey here

>>37156513
You don't understand. The feeling of submitting to a real man is the greatest pleasure in the world for a girl. I still daydream about my white husband beating my daily and getting comforted by the polish girls.

>>37156603
The amount of time I've spent searching for obscure tv shows from my childhood whilst drunk is appalling

Can I get to Europe without a passport?

>>37156633
sure, just head to Libya and look for Abdul

>>37156597
Thats unfortunate. Speaking of Ducky, how are they? Been thinking of getting a red switch one but I want to make sure they're worth it before dropping over 100 on one.

>>37156577
They call that depression

>>37156613
>playing overwatch
How terrible

>>37156633

In practise they never check your passport when going into France, but they always check it on the way back, if you're on the ferry/eurotunnel

>>37156633
brown skin? let em in!

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>>37156613
Same senpai, no alcohol tonight sadly.
>Win game
>Lose game
>Lose game
>Win game
Ready to give it a rest or switch to quick play.

>>37156513
Its really not worth your time to try and understand women with daddy issues.

>>37156613
Playing some RS2 beta.

>>37156665
Alright. Cheers.

>>37156666
No, I just wanna go to Italy and my passport is expired.

>>37156653
>Unironically caring about peoples taste in vidya
Hello /v/eddit

>>37156665
So what they're going to say "no you can't come into the UK you have to stay in france"

lmao yeah right

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So where are you lads planning your next meet up?

- PM Kev x

>>37156508
>>37156539
It's a Ducky shine 3 with Green switches
Already taken all the caps of and cleaned and dried it,
The keys still feel okay they just don't click as loudly and feel kinda mushy. still works fine though

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>>37156645
I liked it actually before I fucked it. Can't remember which it what and what colour the switches were cause I can't find it in my amazon purchase history for some reason but I liked it a lot more than my previous one which was steelseries with black switches

>>37156613
I'll probably play some overwatch during the free weekend, I was shit at it in the beta but put like 100 hours into playing mercy or something stupid. I'm not playing shit again. Finishing a movie I started at 8pm yesterday ffs.

>>37156466

I sincerely doubt any of the regulars are female.

I suppose 1 or two posters might be, but none of the heavy posting regulars

>>37156671
yeah, it's like that most of the time, but I have had a good few days and I'm up to my highest rank now, 2800.

Saving for the golden gun for Mei, then Ana

>>37156613
Drinking Carlsberg because I can drink loads and not be super hungover tomorrow. Played Mafia 3 earlier. Parts of it are pretty cool, parts of it are pretty shit. At least it was only 17 quid.

>>37156768
Did you try cleaning inside the key as well?

>>37156789
Thanks. Might buy one now then.

>I liked it a lot more than my previous one which was steelseries with black switches
Yeah. My current shit lump is blue switched and the damn thing is loud as hell. Had my neighbours complain about the sound of my typing because the walls are paper thin and my PC is setup next to it.

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>rewatching twin peaks
>somehow managed to forget about audrey
I'm not sure how I managed that, lads

tfw missing lenlad

>>37156742
hopefully at one of your matches

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>>37156826
I recognise her

I'm considering becoming a waifuposter so that I can get a cult follow and milk you all for money

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>>37156821
I had a razer blackwidow a long time ago before the steelseries, everyone used to complain in other rooms and since I stay awake all night it wasn't great

also it had browns, had a look at the keyboard graveyard

>>37156821
>Did you try cleaning inside the key as well?
Yup, it's the actual switch that has the issue, kinda annoying

>>37156827
bumming sakulad I've been told

>>37156860
Ocelots are proud creatures, they prefer to hunt alone.

12 shot...

This time, I've got 12 shots.

>>37156860
6 bullets. More than enough to kill anything that moves.

>>37156818
Gotta give it to Mei senpai, that qt can really turn the tide when playing solo.

>>37156890
Dear God clean your stuff more. Wish I had room to keep all my old PC stuff though. Having a technology graveyard in my loft would be kind of cool.

>>37156898
Well that sucks. Moral of the story is don't drink piss tasting cider.

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Brainfreeze, lads

>>37156943
they're both dysfunctional, I've got a load of other old shit I don't throw out in here too.

that keyboard has been by my door for over a year, it wasn't that dirty while I was using it

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>>37156965
My bad then. I though that dirt was stained into it from long term use.

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>>37155198
.
.
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>22 year old man comes into the surgery
>Suffering from an allergy to peanuts
>Worried that he may come into contact with them
>Wants me to give him an EpiPen for emergencies
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

Let's be honest, we all see ourselves still on britfeel in a year's time don't we?

>>37157029
You'll originally die eventually

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>>37156988
nah its not your bad, I'm a dirty shit

my mouse could use a good clean

>>37157029
>implying it's possible to leave

We've all been swallowed by a beast and that beast's name is 4chan.

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>>37157029
Maybe. I certainly can't see my mental health improving, nor will I likely make friends next year.
Hold me lads

>>37157029
without a doubt, I'll probably be even further down the rabbit hole somehow

>>37156874
I don't have a cult, they all hate me cos I'm a repulsive boring cunt.

Fatilde, binge eating mess. Still laugh at that, when did britfeel turn so normie and shit?

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>>37157051
Fuck mate just take an hour every Friday to clean your stuff up.

>>37157029
Eh,I barely come here any more after being a daily poster. Not that my life has improved.

>>37157029
I hope I will improve as a person, mentally and physically but I can't see myself not posting on here.

just watched some anime with a chicago town pizza, happy saturday boyos

>Be 2012
>Get offered 1000 bong to appear in a McDonalds advert
>Turn it down because I didn't want to be in a McDonalds advert

>>37156874
yeah I echo what this madoposter said
>>37157091

there is no money in waifuposting, maybe a bit of attention

>>37157110
I barely even wash myself nevermind my computer peripherals

>>37157161
You should take better care of yourself. Its one thing being an isolated social retard, but letting your hygeine be worse than that of an animal is fairly bad.

>>37157127
pretty retarded decision lad

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>>37157161
>he doesn't know about the waifu dental plan or the charity meets

Havent eaten all day so i just fucking demolished a portion of chips.

I would get something else to eat too but i'd get fat shamed by family.

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>>37157200
I sort of wash myself weekly now, before it was once every few months.

I also brush my teeth most days, it was never before.

>>37157232
what charity do they raise funds for?

>>37157227

I didn't want everyone being able to drag up some video of me from 2012 looking fat and probably retarded of national TV for ever more.

>>37157241
good, where would we be without fat shaming?

Ebinlad's desusan is getting absolutely destroyed atm

>>37157262
>I didn't want everyone being able to drag up some video of me from 2012

well, that is one of the many reasons not to socialise with anyone

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>>37157283
wrong, I'm still here all alone and a bit cold

>>37157253
>I sort of wash myself weekly now, before it was once every few months
As someone who showers every day, can you explain to me why you do it? Its always baffled me that people were comfortable sitting around in their filthy whilst covered by a months worth of sweat film.

>>37157295

I saw you stall earlier, about 8pm. Don't worry ebin, you'll get the hang of it eventually.

>>37157303
I'm used to it I guess, I don't smell myself only my clothes when they've been on for a while.

Washing once a week is perfectly healthy, I don't really sweat much if at all

>>37157322
I haven't been out in days, you raped and murdered some other poor sod

>>37157336
how fat or thin are you? do you live alone?

>>37157336
Yeah but filthy builds up quick. I tend not to sweat either but on the occasion that I bathe rather than shower, I can see a layer of dirt on the water, and thats from just one day.

reckon i could kill myself by tying a noose round my neck and putting the other end down one of those super powerful train toilets and flushing it?

>>37157336

Yours isn't the car starting YX04 is it?

>>37157336
>I don't really sweat much if at all
Yes you do everyone does. You don't have to be dripping for it to count as sweat m8.

One quadrant of my bellend is a bit sensitive and painful lads. Is it aids?

>>37157336
Don't your parents try to get you out of the house? My dad usually takes me on bike rides or to see a film if I haven't been outside for a while. Otherwise I would struggle to leave some weeks.

Anybody in London want to meet up in Waterloo station tomorrow at 1pm?

had food from the chippy earlier and my mum left half a pot of curry sauce which I just ate up with a spoon

>>37157386
to do what originally lad?

>>37157419
that's haram

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>>37157355
about 140-143 pounds so not massive and no
>>37157358
>>37157375
yeah I suppose, I only go out like once a week usually so if I wash before then its serviceable, i'd probably shower everyday if I lived on my own and had the place to myself so I could start a routine. Living here I can't setup that routine
>>37157372
uhh
>>37157384
not really

>>37157386
I'll be in the far stall, knock three times.

>>37157439
>uhh

>tfw you know Ebinlad's numberplate

marathoning my 600lb life
I'm just fascinated by fatties

>>37157439
Start taking better care of yourself faggot.

>>37157466
alright its actually not YX04, but its not far off. I'd have probably had a panic attack if you got it correctly and not repleid

how did you come to that number?

>>37156613
Who are your mains senpai?
mk

>>37156613
I just got a 8 win arena win on hearthstone, my greatest life achievement

>>37157488

I have access to the DVLA database. Was just looking up Black Corsa's in Filey

There is another one YW04 in Filey.

There is also a YV04 but that is SORN'd

lads you;re walking down the street and you see that funny little turkish man, wat do?

>>37157559
I don't own a black corsa, I just lied because I was starting to get very worried in that other thread, how do you have acess to the DVLA database? Is it a job thing or is it just a public search thing? sounds interesting

Ebinlad, you should get those shock absorbers checked, I see they got an advisory on your last MOT, not bad enough to fail, but by the time it's next due an MOT it will be a failure

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>tfw I just burnt my foot with a cup of tea
Feels bad, lads

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>>37157592
REMOVE KEBAB

I quite like the cockroaches tbqh, less so that watermelon seller of a leader they have.

someone redpill me on becoming a drug abuser

>>37157517
well i like to play everyone apart from Genji and Widowmaker

but my top two are definitely Mei and Ana. I'm really getting into Orisa lately too

who do you play?

>>37157625
fucking burden on the NHS u are

>>37157614
Is that the corsa? not mine.

I honestly don't know how my car went in the last MOT, I bought it MOT'd and never checked so I don't know if you've actually found my real car or not sorry

>>37157618
>tfw no hipster cunt bf

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Can we make one of these for /britfeel/ personalities?

Shippy is neutral evil, right? If the killing was for his own pleasure?

>>37157635
what if I just quietly overdose while home alone?

>>37157559
>I have access to the DVLA database
In what capacity?

>>37157647
I mean you're welcome to the guy anon
Prefer cutebois myself

>>37157652
I wonder where I would fit in

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>>37157652
/brit/ has some you can borrow

>>37157615
I forget to say post waifus

>>37157625
Starts fun then its all down hill from there.

>>37157652

No BritNormie, I'm Choatic good

You're lawful netural.

SS anon is neutral good

>>37157652
shipman was chaotic good, he brought mercy to those who were suffering

>>37157680
Well, are you a know poster?
>inb4 BritNormie
>>37157684
That's a much nicer base, ty lad

>>37157625
Take a redpill, bluepill, greenpill and other ones until you die of kidney failure.

>>37157652
Jean-luc gave all his body, mind and life to helping people.

>>37157652
Kev would be Lawful good.

>>37157709
Semi known. Not britnormie

Anyone in Shetland Islands want to meet for some cock fun? I know a great little restroom

>>37157705
>tfw you were Sophiefriend

>>37157614
>>37157646
alright I just checked online what my last cars MOT was. Appreantled it failed then got checked again the next day and passed.

wasn't shock absorbers though. Its actually failed 5 times before. I didn't think it had

Xi would be true neutral

>>37157684
I miss when I used to be able to stand /brit/

>>37157754
Lawful surely?

>>37157746

>He jokes about being on a remote island one extreme of the country
>We actually have an anon from the Isles of Scilly

>>37157754
>>37157772
Lawful Good, just like China

>tfw you'll never be a sheep farmer in the Faeroe islands exporting high quality wool and marry a windswept old norse maiden

Whats the fucking point of going on

>>37157781
Kev is Lawful Good, Xi is Lawful Evil

>>37157781
Nah. Sexy Kev would be lawful good. (PM and all)
I'd put Xi as Lawful Good or Neutral Good.

Lads my arm is fucking killing me from clicking my mouse too much, what do?

>>37157791
You'd also get to play for all the National sport teams if you are in better shape than skinny fat.

>>37157814
Get a trackpad you can just tap to click. Takes the stress off your fingers a shit ton.

>>37157791
>tfw you'll never be a fulmar hunter in the Faroe islands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LUv4sEyfcw

Just spent the last 2 hours watching Logan and pretending to be happy.

>>37157877
It's not a very good film

Night lads.

Pray for me that I don't wake up.

>>37157890
What? It's a bloody great film.

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>>37157652

Ok, finished it

>>37157903
>Lawful Good
>American way.

Delete this.

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>>37157615
Should be finishing Persona 4 tonight. Took me about a year, and I lost my save after Heaven but I'm finally doing the last dungeon.

>>37157903
>not even Xi quotes

Good idea, terrible execution

You should really consider suiide

>>37157897
Good night lad. Hope you get the lethal dose.

>>37157901
It really isn't a good film. Story is bland and the ending destroys it

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>>37157897
hope you wake up in a good mood anon

>>37157931
Nice, lad. I'm watching Twin Peaks.

Watching some Louis Theroux with a throbbing erection.
Haha ;)

>>37157991
Is it that porn one?

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>>37157991
Is that what Louis would want?

God damn I'm bored

>>37157969
>the ending destroys it
>Logan finally becomes the hero Charles knew he could be and saves the next generation of mutants as well as finally feels 'human' after fighting alongside his daughter
how is that a bad ending?

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>>37158015
>Is that what Louis would want?
I like to believe so.

>>37158012
The Nazi one.

>>37158031
me2 do you wanna wank off on cam with me

>>37158015
Who cares what he wants he'll get what he's fucking given after that shambles of a movie

>>37158038
Muh mexican immigrants

>>37158072
Not tonight mate, had a wank earlier and I'm super full, thanks for the offer though

>>37158099
What? Is that seriously what you got from the movie? It has nothing to do with that shit.

>>37158099
How was he supposed to know you're one of the inbred poltards who cares more about America's circus than our own politics.

>>37157843

Beautiful simple life connected to the food, nature & family.

Then you look at England and we're all stabbing each other over a box of mcnuggets and throwing our relatives under the bus for a gram of spice.

>>37158116
alright I'll keep you in my mind while having a tug

>>37158164
>for a gram of spice.
The spice must flow

>>37158143
>who cares more about America's circus than our own politics.
That's clearly why they made the damn movie. I am not the one who went to great lengths to shove my political view in to people's faces

>>37158164
I'm so used to being stimulated by technology, porn, music and such that I could never cope with that life. The boredom would get to me even if it is a better life.

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>tfw this took you 30 minutes and gave you RSI

>>37158203
You are actually mentally ill. The first scene in the movie is Logan slaughtering Mexican criminals. What exactly is the message you think you see? "Hey America open the borders so mutant kids can pass through on the way to Canada?"

>>37158236
you need to edit the text lad

>>37158164
So true man. Life almost anywhere in Europe is so much better than life in the brutal, cold, expensive UK.

>>37158203
The source material was written well before the BUILD LE WALL memes. Just because you're desperate to be accepted by /pol/ doesn't mean you should believe all the wank yanks say. Embarassing.

>>37158236
Fuck, I forgot the quotations underneath.

ll boiiiiiiiii

>>37158236
At least try. For fucks sake

>>37155892
No I think its far more likely anon didn't want to spend more than was necesary.

>>37158238
He also calls the frat guys enacting Trumpsnazi regime assholes. Those are just misunderstood Doctors and Scientist who attack him because of the evil nazi right wing regime

>>37158236
>kev = cara
>ebin is telling someone to kill themselves
>may quote begins "I am a tall, good looking man"
Might just leave it desu

>Astronomers scramble as 'alien megastructure' star dims again

Fuck lads.

This is it.

>>37158312
I remember reading something about that before, can you link the article with the development pls?
I hope ebin dies first

Absolutely no drive whatsoever right now.
Wish I could just take some holiday off work right on the spot without having to wait.

Can feel the emptiness gnawing at my insides, boring into my bones

>>37158293
>Those are just misunderstood Doctors and Scientist who attack him because of the evil nazi right wing regime
I cant even tell what's bait any more

>>37155326
Then it's fine, no need to do stretching. Only stretch if it's interfering with your normal activities

>>37158312
Does this mean we're gonna die or we're getting alien gfs?

>>37158332
bit of a horrible link
https://www.newscientist.com/article/2131871-astronomers-scramble-as-alien-megastructure-star-dims-again/?utm_campaign=RSS%7CNSNS&utm_source=NSNS&utm_medium=RSS&utm_content=news&campaign_id=RSS%7CNSNS-news

>>37158340
>Then it's fine
Mate his dick doesnt get hard

Thinking a lot about the Polish girl.

I think there is only one way I can truly be happy, and truly put all of it behind me, move on and transition.

I need my final retribution on her. I need to snuff her out for good, remove her from the world to regain control of my own life.

There are some things I just have to do.

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>>37158350
two gf's feelsgoodman
>>37158360
Yes, murder chapter pls

Why are you Brits always so down?

Asking as a Saffa

>>37158390
I dunno, perhaps the constant threat of necklacing puts everything else into perspective and you enjoy the little things in life more

>>37158220

I mean they still have all that shit so it wouldn't be too much of a culture shock.

But human beings are only meant to live in communities of around 250 or so.

We're so isolated that we forgot how to live as social mammals.

>>37158390
We stay miserable so we dont have far to fall when something terrible happens

>>37158447
This. I didn't even feel anger when the terror attack happened a few months ago, this is their property now.

>>37158390
Saffa?

Shit weather, a country increasing getting less white with too many people to this tiny rock. Everythings expensive, everything seems to focus on London to the point it's become a separate mini country in England.
Basically the country is going down the shitter and we miss the empire and actually been good at sports minus the sometimes lucky olympics.

>>37158390
we aren't as bad as most of the scandis

>>37158426
kek you're literally correct though. Little things that add just that bit more to life feel awesome.

>>37158447
>when something terrible happens
What did you mean by this?

>>37158471
>Saffa?
Afrikaner

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>>37158390
>cloudy weather
>bleak and hopeless future
this is why t b h

>>37158499

Hows the ghoul problem for you lad?

>>37158499
>What did you mean by this?
Will assume he means shit government decisions, terrorist attacks, failure at global events etc.

If you expect everything to go shit, you can only go up from there.

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>>37158360
>I need to snuff her out for good, remove her from the world to regain control of my own life.

The police are on their way to Rochdale

>>37158390
Fuck off back home, we don't want you obnoxious little cunts over here

I'm white and not religious but I honestly don't care much about islamic terrorism either.

I think it balances things out a bit. Normies should get BTFO occasionally. They live much better lives than me, it's justice that some of them are killed.

Plus I think that women do need to be controlled more and the muslims are good at that.

>>37158567
At this point, immigration isn't going to get any better. We lost.

>>37158567
>obnoxious
In what way are Saffas obnoxious?

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>>37158390
>>37158521
>British summer time
>sunny and nice for a combined total of three weeks
>grey and humid and miserable for the other four months

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>>37158527
Not bad where I live. I live in a town of about 50k. About an even split between white/colored/black. Considering the demographics of the country, that's awesome. Not a terrible infrastructure either.

But our town is possibly going to run out of water. I don't place much stock in the gubbment so I went out and spent $50 for about 2 month's of drinking water. kek. Pic related

>Trump licked enough boots in Saudi to get a nice deal when he promised to tackle those pompus terrorists
kek

>>37158584
I think a big part of it is it happens in London, which has a nauseating 'refugees welcome lets elect a paki to show how liberal we are' attitude.

>>37158584
We need to go back to a more stricter Christian time when teenage parents were looked down upon much more harshly than they are now days. Was something I read today basically over the decades we allowed more stuff to be gotten away with that previously would be shameful to do and it led to such things like Ian Brady.

>>37158597
He might mean this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxEweP2TiMk

>>37158615
Isnt shit getting really bad for whites there? Arent you worried?

>>37158597

I mean, I could go on all night, but even using this thread an example he comes barging in here complaining about us. Saffas are the most stuck up cunts on the planet, ask any aussie from Perth and they'll tell you.

>>37158567
This isn't about Afrikaners, is it anon?

What's REALLY getting you down?

>>37158617
>"SA are the biggest sponsors of terrorism!"
>"lol I'm signing the biggest arms deal ever with them"

>>37158619
London deserve to get attacked tbqh. They act smug as fuck and look down upon the rest of the country. The attacks just help open their eyes briefly to what the rest of the country has to deal with outside of their white only million pound houses areas of London.

>>37158634
Wasn't that song satire?

>>37158617
>>37158655
The US needs oil more than anything 2bf

Feeling pretty down today. Wish I did buy that beer I planned to after work.

>>37158641
>barging in here complaining about us
It hardly felt like a complaint. Are their many SA in Perth? I've met a couple when I lived in London and they were good people.

>>37158641
Asking a question = complaining about you?

Really fucking milked my almonds there, m88.

>>37158619
Yeah I mean anyone on Westminister Bridge is going to be a cunt normie either.

Same with 9/11. Skyscrapers full of rich normies probably shagging in the bathrooms Good to balance things out a bit. Makes the world a fairer place.

>>37158624
Agreed. Not just teenage parents but any woman who shags multiple men. We should go back to one woman for one man. Not sure why we allow Chad to build harems in society, just because people get to indulge their base instincts.

>>37158656
Yeah. I mean they pay a lot of tax and keep the country afloat basically but that doesn't mean they aren't normies who deserve to die. If they love pakis so much, they should get blown up by them.

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Got some nice asmr on lads

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>>37158615

How much truth is there to this 4chan story?

>>37158680
It was obviously going to happen, doesn't make it any less funny how his fans thought Trump was going to fuck SA instead of meekly bow like a good infidel.

>>37158634

>mfw I've been posting that video on /pol/ for months and someone else posts it

>>37158696
>Are their many SA in Perth?
Loads. I once heard that the Wallaby's hate playing in Perth, because when they do they're "playing in RSA".

>>37158730
never got ASMR, most youtube asmr is just a girl whispering into her mic

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Should I buy this trench coat for 319 quid?

>>37158673
It is a joke but not meant to be viewed as inaccurate

>>37158635
Of course. I'm going to get my qualifications then jump shit asap.

>>37158761
You probably shouldnt buy anything for that much unless you're rich.

>>37158743
I probably got it from you senpai
Thanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReIAna459sg

>>37158731
>Jo'burg

Very true. Lived an hour's drive from there for 8 years, never went there once.

>>37158755
Try ephemeral rift, the guy is a lot more creative with his asmr videos.

>>37158717
I see it as if getting attacked is the only way to wake up even a few people in London each time, then it's worth it sadly.
It's better than them continuing to act smug and thinking what works in London works outside of London.

Not like you can mention it just through debate since they shout you down as a racist instead of actually listening.

>>37158774
Where you thinking of heading? One good thing is whites seem to have a shit load of guns and survival knowledge over there. /pol/ is of course wanking furiously to the thought of an actual race war

>>37158784
>unless you're rich

NEET detected

>>37158761
Which Nazi wore it?

I'm pretty damn racist, but South Africa is the only country where I like the blacks more than the whites. Afrikaaners are so obnoxious and self-righteous it's unbelievable.

>>37158810
Honestly, I'd love the idea of a nice, quiet life in the US South/Midwest. Safe, low cost of living, rural/suburban, nnngggghhhhhh. Probably romanticizing it but yeah.

>>37158826
Your granddad, Fritz. *spits*

>>37158830
I dunno mate I'm getting the feeling you've never met any, white or black. I am responding so nice bait I guess.

>>37158802

I saw a video of some ghouls breaking into someones house and the woman open firing on them.

The guy slept with a gun under his pillow.

Can't imagine living in a place like that.

>>37158822
300 bongs is an obscene amount for a piece of clothing that isnt a suit or something like that.

>>37158884
300 quid is cheap for a leather jacket/coat

A decent one costs 800 or more.

>>37158832
Yeah I imagine those areas will stay pretty nice for a good long while. America has it's problems of course but everywhere seems to these days.

District 9 was social commentary on South Africa. Good movie, terrifying country.

cant stop munching these painkillers lads

>>37158927
How many you taking you mad lad

>>37158864
I've known about 5-6 blacks/coloreds personally, known 3-4 afrikaaners, and had the displeasure of interacting with about 25 more.

>>37158909
You said "anything" though, so don't jump back to the specific item

And as said bu another anon, a good leather jacket would run you nearer 1k

>>37158864
Not really sure what the dude's issues with us are. Oh well.

>>37158879
Thinking of getting strapped soon myself too, but I do want a biometric safe. The safe will end up costing more than the gun kek.

>>37158939
How the fuck have you met so many people from there

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Just watched this film, lads. Seriously good and I recommend it to anyone who hasn't seen it

>>37158973
I knew two colored, then happend to get acqauinted with a few of their friends. The afrikaaners were, mostly colleagues.

>>37159004
>The afrikaaners were, mostly colleagues.
Where did you work where there so many. Think quickly now.

I'm watching matrix revolutions

>>37159004
Oil?
Oil?

>>37158992
Quintessentially British revenge film.

>>37159004
>colored
>>37158939
>coloreds
yanks gtfo

>>37159033

It was a call centre. I knew 4 there, and the other 20 that I've interacted with have been in shops etc.

>Shopping costs 9.08
>Hand her a 10bong note
>"Have you got the 8p?"
>No sorry I don't
>Why dont you carry change? It'd make things a lot easier"

No normal cashier would complain, but a saffa would

Just say nigs this is 4chan

>>37159088
>I knew 4 there, and the other 20 that I've interacted with have been in shops etc.
lol liar

>>37159062

colored is a specific South African term, I spell it how they do

>>37159088
>this one cashier was a dick so I'm going to judge millions for it

made me reply.

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>>37158927
Stopped earlier lad, can't get a good sleep if I push it.