ITT: mourn yourself as a waste of a human being. I will start.

>Be 19
>No gf
>Got cucked by all my gfs in the past
>No college
>Too stupid for video games
>Too much social anxiety

Omg you are me.

I can't play sports either because something is wrong with me. I can't even do basic running. I can't get along with normal and poplular people.

I can't play video games either and like every other guy does and it just separates us. I can't get along with outcast.

I'm not smart either so I can't get along with nerds. They just make fun of how stupid I am.

>>37154460
>I can't even do basic running
it's called being fat

> 20
> ugly subhuman manlet khv
> neet
> no friends
> vidya games addict
> at least i still post on 4chan and have you guys r-r-r-right?

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>Be 20
>No gf, kissless virgin
>AvPD, not diagnosed but I've had several panic attacks in the past
>No friends
>Depressed because lonely
>No personality anymore because depressed and lonely
>Drink pretty much daily

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you are still younger tho, and you may only be stupid to normal standards

>22 m
>khv
>have 2 ldr each one dumped me after 1 year or less
>still lurk for both after all these years
>have love dreams with both and with my highschool crush
>also with a girl I meet last year and talked to for 2 days
>friendless
>spend most of my life in bed
>all my memorias are being lay in bed
>wasted my youth have no good memories of it
>too poor to play vidyas or do anything
>graduated at 21 on mail highschool the most shit degree you can get
>don't even have my own room I share it with mom
>have 2 twitter accounts wich I created to make friends, I pretend to be an intelectual hipster and a funny otaku in the other
>work as security key keeper in a abandoned pool
>still make zero friends or interactions
>really good at writting , I have a huge imagination , Ive wrotte at least 70 stories all of them originals
>also good a composing music
>have no money to join film college
>have no skills to play any instrument
>have no friends to help me out with this
>all I can hope in life is to my books to be published by some shitty label and kill myself in some weird shocking way so I reach the news and my books got hyped

I wish I could live in a basement tho, hear my mom all day and night complaining about te failure I am breaks my eart every day

I don't feel like it, I've actually been somewhat happy with myself recently. Not getting into self-pity/hate any time soon.

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>>37154460
>I can't even do basic running
That's beyond pathetic desu. There's people with no fucking legs who can run better than you

>>37154579
The same. Probably best to stay that way

>>37154639
I know that.

I run funny its just a fact I have to live with.

I only run when no one is around in the pitch dark of night.

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>>37154720
>tfw I can relate
>looks at replies
Shit.

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>be 20
>ugly spic
>virgin
>still in high school
>wasted 7 years of my life playing vidya
>friendless
>retarded, can't even talk properly
>no skills

>>37154639
That was very rude anon. VERY rude

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>>37154369

Self-pity is for the weak. What a waste of consciousness.

>>37154909
How fast are you that you can't even run? 350? 400 pounds?

>21
>tried to start an incestuous relationship with my aunt (she was leading me on)
>pretty much fucked up my life in ways you wouldn't even believe are possible

>all these 18-22 years olds


hahahaha get the FUCK out.

>>37155026
Take your meds granny ma

>>37154981
Nah I'm a different anon from the first running guy, I'm only 180 but I can't do cardio for SHIT. Only biking.
> run like a dog on two legs

>>37155080
Lol post a webm of yuorself running

>21
>virgin
>never had gf
>never had a job
>ugly
>feel like I'm past the point of no return at almost 22

>>37155132
>21
>virgin
Iiterally how is that even possible lol

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>>37154369
>Be 23
>No gf
>Stem studies, telecommunication and computer science
>not stupid but reclusive as anon can be, now there is big party in a dorm because of my techuni festival but I'm sitting here with you and program some shit in a meantime
>playing video games and watching anime
>working out and having really fit body
>can do math
>can eat in public
>living in a dormitory

All things considered I'm blessed man, maybe my SocialSkill socSkill == null; but at least I'm in a moment in my life when I can do a lot of shit like getting degree and working out, thanks God I can earn some money during holiday by working abroad with my father so I don't have to do some shitty jobs during semester( advantage of living in a poor country)

>be 19
>be 5'6

>>37155299
I'm a NEET. I haven't talked to girls outside my family since I was 16 or so. Also I'm ugly

>>37155018

Yeah, we're going to need a lot more details about that anon. How was she leading you on?

>>37154639
>tfw you will never be a cyborg, dependent on machines not only to live, but to transcend your human limits

>>37154369
I am the same op only im a ugly dicklet khhv who sleeps all day

>>37155437
Oh, poor, poor you. To have all your limbs intact

>>37155436
Telling me she thought I was handsome (excusable) Rubbing my leg with her bare toes (undeniably flirtatious). Leaving the door open when she was changing.

>20
>no gf
>wagie
>never had gf
>depressed
>no friends
>all my co-workers know im a robot
>low intelligence
>dont have any real skills
>only texts/calls i get are from mom

>>37155026
There isnt any hope m8

>>37154561

We are not your fucking friends man

>>37155026
this

a person basically starts counting their years from the age of 20 on.
So a 22 two year old is basically a 2 year old toddler in terms of mature capability.

>>37154572

>spend most of my life in bed

Doing what?

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>>37155657
Holy shit... that's brilliant anon

>>37155560

That is obviously flirting. So what happened, and how got your shit JUST fucked up? Details anon, details.

>>37154911

>20 still in highschool

Yeah but how?

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>>37154369
>>37154450
>>37154561
>>37154566
>>37154572
>>37154911
>>37155018
>>37155132
>>37155299
>>37155381
>>37155396
>>37155579
> first started posting here when I was 17 in 2008 and everyone was older than me
> now there are entire threads where everone is significantly younger

W-what happen to the oldfags? Is it going to happen to me too? Is this like Logan's Run?

>>37155560

Im with >>37155705 she was obviously leading you on man.

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>>37155560
Need more deets, 3 isn't enough. More specific examples?

>>37155721
i was in highscholl till 22. still never finished it

>>37155684
being a neet, browsing 4chan, listening music, reading, watching anime, that stuff, im not disabled or anything I just don't have anything else to do outside my bed

>>37154369
>Be 22
>No gf, never had gf.
>No university right now.
>the only games I play, like RUST I get mad at and want to go on irl killing sprees.
>depression brought on mostly by inability to do math,
>haven't went outside since late march.
>living alone in deadbeat flat.

>>37155816

What the actual fuck man high school is the basic of the basic

>>37155744
>W-what happen to the oldfags?
They all killed themselves man

>>37155744
this has been happening since like 2009.

have you been too stupid to notice that post quality significantly dropped over the years as they went by?

>>37154369
>24
>could've had a comfy normal life
>constant existential angst made me not care about school or anything really
>ended up in a few parasitic relationships that I wish had never happened
>ended up doing a lot of drugs to see what else is "out there"
>greatest hopes and worst fears confirmed
>kind of fucked up now, can't fall asleep or close my eyes without being assaulted with weird fucked up images
>don't even feel depressed like I used to, just fucked up
>still here on /r9k/ even though it's bad for me

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>>37155840
i'm not very smart ok

>aII these pathetic NEET virgin losers ITT
Lmao

>chinlet
>can't lift
>can't fight
>no degree at 27
>brain is slowing down
>subpar athlete
>loser hobbies

most of this stuff can be fixed. probably won't ever be able to do it all, though.

>>37155902
So why are you even on /r9k/ then?

>>37155915

>cant fight

That shouldnt bother you anon

>>37155915
Nigger most of those would be easy af to fix

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>>37155902
GET OUTTA HERE NORMIE, THIS IS FOR ROBOT MOURNING

>>37154572

post writing?

>>37155832
>depression brought on mostly by inability to do math,

what? elaborate please?

>>37155865
>kind of fucked up now, can't fall asleep or close my eyes without being assaulted with weird fucked up images

elaborate?

>Be 18
>No gf despite her being a fellow bot
>No bright future in college
>Stupid af
>Can't do math
>Still taking Geometry
>2.0 GPA
>Too pussy to KMS
>People think I am smart because debate
>Kissless virgin
>friend beat me for fapping to his sis

>>37155997
>GET OUTTA HERE NORMIE, THlS IS FOR ROBOT MOURNING
:^)

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this might start nice but will get worse as you read so;

>20
>yes gf
>yes college
>no friends other than gf
>hate my college
>its either this stupid college or i go to the military which is obligatory where i live
>virgin even tho i have a gf
>been with gf for a year, haven't seen her in 6 months, first time i've seen her irl she gave me a blowjob/handjob/footjob etc but no fucking
>i'm still a virgin, even tho gf wants to meet to fuck i just dont wanna go
>who knows why the fuck i dont wanna lose my virginity
>no money no job obviosly
>living with parents
>small 5 inch dick
>have hair literally ON my dick so if im gonna fuck i need to shave my dick like peeling a banana or smt
>have some sort of stupid skin condition on my face that it looks like my skin is peeling even tho it is not and it looks like its really dirty i have to moisturise my face all the time or i look like a hobo, because of this i can't swim or go out in rain comfortably enough
>i used to be somewhat handsome in my early teen years but i turned down all the idiot girls who wanted to fuck me cuz im an autist and now i regret and feel the pain of every single on of them

I feel like there are more shit in my life but these are the only ones i remember right now so thats it.

>>37154566

I used to be there, only with pain medication. Downers like drinking and any other increase feelings of isolation and depression. I started taking a legal supplements called kratom. Try that, and if that doesn't work, kava is great for that too. You can get both online, and both are fine for you to use long term with no damage to your body. It cured me of social anxiety, and worked wonders for my depression and chronic pain. Much luck, anon. The very fact that you're posting on here gives you a level of self-awareness a lot of people don't have. Just recognizing your lonely is the first step.

>>37156210

So you cant go to the beach?

>>37156091
>in math class at university.
>room full of people, maybe 200.
>genuinely struggling, it's only week 3.
>ask for more examples because the examples on the site are incredibly vague and situational.
>he tells me to leave the room.
>confused, bewildered.
>"what?"
>"i don't like being asked for more examples, please leave my class."
>"a-are you s-serious?"
>"Yes, you're obviously not paying enough attention anyway."

Other students tried sticking up for me.

Felt like a failure, never went back, dropped out of university for a year shortly after.

>>37156322
Jesus what a fucking dickhead. Fuck that guy. Your should've filled a complaint or some shit

>>37156247
Thank you anon. Kratom is illegal here unfortunately but I'll have to give Kava a try. Hell, at this point I'm willing to try anything.

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>>37155299
Do you realize where you're at?

>>37156496
Yeah, I'm in virginville

>>37156478
>Kratom is illegal here
Why? It's a plant

>>37155915
>brain is slowing down
Huh?? What do you mean

>>37154639
>no legs
>olympic runner
>roastie punisher
if he can do it, what's your excuse?

>>37156831
Well, not illegal but you need a prescription for it. We have extremely strict regulations about medicinal substances here.

>>37156848
Is he, dare I say it, /halfourguy/?

>>37154369
>Be 18
>Hideous & asocial
>Weak
>Lazy
>Empty
>Alone
>Khv
>Goes to shitty college when all schoolmates are going to foreign schools
>Is a failure to family

Shit if I'm this way at 18 I don't want to stick around and become some wizard at 30 like most robots apparently are
Send a spec ops team, get me out of this place
Quick

>>37156905
>only 18
Stop. Fucking. Crying.

>>37156937
Yeah, you're above me in the miserable category. Proud of that fag? Did I offend your 30-something hikikomorou pride?

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>>37154369
>25
>no college
>no friends
>kissless
>most of my clothes is +5 yrs old
>spend 15-20 hrs a day on the pc daily

>>37155080
Oh that reminds me. What also can't ride a bike.

10 year old brother can go through the neighborhood. Makes fun of me.

So can't run or ride bike.

And I wasn't always fat but I could never run.

Every time I did groups of ppl would just stare and laugh and say why are you running like that and laugh. Even nice ppl would laugh. So I don't run.

I even tried to practice running. Proper form and stride and all that. Still run funny.

>>37156979
better to just not post your age mate, some people get really hung up on numbers

>>37156979
You just triggered this wizards trap card.

Now your doomed to continue to be that loser way past 30 unless you apoligize.

>Wizards give up on god because of their sad lives. Turn to the devil and witchcraft. Try us bitch.

Say you are sorry.

>>37154369

>27
>never had gf
>no college
>very poor long term memory
>too mentally slow, autistic, and defective to have a conversation
>ugly and effeminate/small body proportions, most likely from stunted growth. I took meds that may have affected my testosterone levels and growth on a daily basis as a teenager, from 14 into my 20s. I have wide hips, narrow shoulders and rib cage, small dick, babyface, etc.
>severe, chronic ED from jelqing
It's over for me.

>>37157304
>You just triggered this wizards trap card.
Edgy

>>37157304
I humbly apologize, grand overlord, please bestow upon my meek life the sanctity of your pardon.

>>37157521
You surprise me anon.

> he's weak and he's alone. Awkward, strange, lazy, old.
Changs his fate, make his heart be warm, allow him friends, love, a girlfriend and much more.

>>37156835
Oh no, it's affecting you too!

>>37154369

>21
>hopeless romantic
>fall in love with any girl who shows me even just a bit of kindness
>go to work
>mocked and ridiculed by coworkers, take breaks alone
>go home, yelled at and nagged by finally, constantly reminded that I'm worthless
>last time I had any friends was 7 years ago in high school

>>37154369
>22
>i quit jobs after a few days or a day
>never worked more than 2 days
>don't have real friends
>the only people i talk is family
>depressed and no college education
>fat
>spic

>20
>manlet
>ugly
>receding hairline
>no job
>had one job, worked at home depot, managed to keep it for 3 months but kept fucking up so they fired me cuz i'm fucking useless
>unemployed since then (1.5 yrs)
>can't get a job because everyone around here is better qualified than i am even for a mcdonald's job
>keep trying to apply to colleges but too retarded to actually follow all the way through, two years in a row since senior year i've tried to apply to colleges but every time i've procrastinated, messed it up, and been stuck with my parents
>have "friends" who are all secretly plotting against me and making fun of me behind my back
>have family that hates me and wants to lobotomize and castrate me
>incapable of feeling love or affection at this point
>brain slowly degenerating, used to be good at maths but it gets foggier every day
>useless
>bitter
>want to kill self

>>37158255
if you work, why dont you move out?

>>37158414
I'm moving out soon, just need a couple more thousand from my wagecuck job
apartments are a little pricey where i live and the prices are very competitive

>23
>new apartment with great gf
>study journalism at prestigious school
>sought after bartender with private jobs
>6 feet
>white

I used to be so jaded. Sure glad I stop smoking weed everyday.

>>37157480
>ugly and effeminate/small body proportions, most likely from stunted growth. I took meds that may have affected my testosterone levels and growth on a daily basis as a teenager, from 14 into my 20s. I have wide hips, narrow shoulders and rib cage, small dick, babyface, etc
Damn it all makes sense now. I took a fuck ton of medications from 13-16 and never grew again. Messed up proportions as well.

>>37155744
No one here has a healing factor, pal.

>>37154369
>be 24
>be 350 pounds
>be khy
> have never even had a platonic relationship with the opposite gender even with in my own faimly
>am homeless and couch surfing with my two fucked up uncles
>amid the crown jewel of my cursed existence, I would still have a micro-penis if I had zero percent body fat. As it is right now I can't even masterbatie because my penis can fight it's way out of the fat it is buried in.
Getting closer to killing myself ever day.

>>37158679
I am turning 22 now and have nothing except for being white and 6,2

if i stop smoking do you think things will just turn out okay? been smoking for 5 years everyday

>>37159264
>As it is right now I can't even masterbatie because my penis can fight it's way out of the fat it is buried in.

jesus