Sup guys. I'm a wagecuck at a liquor store. AMA. I'll

>>37151568
Sorry about the pic. I'm posting from my mobile

Orgyinal

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>>37151568

You dealt with any shoplifters? How did it go?

What drink would you recommend

>>37151568
have you ever experienced getting robbed by a nigger while on duty?

>>37151568
how fucking bored are you?

HOw long is your shift?

How often do you get drunk?

And how bad is your drunk behaviour?

>>37151595

Not yet and im really not looking forward to it. I'll say something to them, but I can't really stop them from walking out that much.
I'd rather not get punched/stabbed than be a good employee desu


>>37151618
Kinda bored man. Not a lot of people come in around this time. My usual shift it 11-5


>>37151637
I get drunk fairly often. Usually im not too bad unless I'm drinking a lot of liquor

>>37151568
Do you sometimes steal some shit in your shop ?

>>37151595
This, I work at 7/11 and have them nightly for small stuff like icecreams and chocolate bars. I called the cops twice last night after a guy threatened me with a knife over a bandana. I imagine you have a lot more aggressive people come by. Tell me your most memorable time.

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200 Powerball tickets please.

>>37151601
Beer.
White Russians are good too.

>>37151608
Not yet and hopefully never

>>37151654

Never
>>37151660
Thank god we don't do lotto or I'd have to deal with even worst people

When will you get back to work, wagie?
Wouldn't want to make Mr. Goldberg angry, would you?

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>>37151660
And a glass of Martini pls

>>37151653
So whats the worst youve done while drunk?

>>37151704
I headbutted through my friends wall recently and that was pretty bad.

>>37151657

Fug, do the cops ever make it there in time tho?

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If you guys dont stock this....you should

>>37151728
My store is two blocks from the cop shop so I can usually just tell them I'm going to call them and they give up. They are usually pretty quick even on night shifts.
I give them all free coffee and drinks so they keep a stronger presence around my store

>>37151763
We cater to mostly black people/poor people in general. So that fancy craft beer would sit for a while.

>>37151790
We are in a kinda busy location so occasionally we have cops that will sit in our parking lot while they wait for more orders or whatever the hell they do when they are just sitting there.

Working in a liquor store always seemed like it'd be fun, probably some great people watching. Whats the most disturbing or just plain old sad person you've seen in your store?

You ever have to/chose to deny someone alcohol? How did that go?

You ever considered stealing anything?

Any pappy vanwinkle in that store anon

>>37151893
It's not too bad. Easy job
As far as sad cases go, you always see the alcoholic with shakes hands buying a handle of liquor at 11:30 almost every day. The you also get the real poor people counting out change to buy a mini bottle. It's kinda sad but I don't get paid enough to give a fuck

>>37151915
Yeah I've busted a couple kids with fakes. They usually just GTFO of the store as soon as you call them on it

>>37151981
Yeah I but if I don't steal, I get to keep my job and use that money to buy it. It's a circle man

Are you arabic? If not, how did you come to work in a liquor store?

>>37152015
>Yeah I but if I don't steal, I get to keep my job and use that money to buy it. It's a circle man
Yeah but do you think you could get away with it?

Whats your favorite customer stereotype? (as in being able to predict what a customer will buy based on what they look like)

>>37152028
No I'm a white goy. I worked in a distillery in the past and That's what gave me the edge when applying. >>37152033
>>37152033
I could probably get away with it but it's just not worth it in my opinion

>>37152141
I don't like this type of person but it's pretty easy to predict what your average nigger will buy desu. They always get a small bottle of decent liquor. They will get a pint of crown royal or Hennessy as opposed to a fifth of liter of something cheaper.

>>37151568
Is there any type of customer that just really pisses you off?

>>37152323
Obnoxious black people. They will come in being loud and shit, while they slowly walk around the store looking at all the bottles. Only to walk up to the register and ask for a half pint of E&J brandy

It's not only black people though. My worst customer ever was a white woman. Just the majority of bad customers tend to be black
For instance, I had three black women come in and buy two bottles for 19 bucks and then ask to split it three ways on three different cards.

Ever had someone try to use fraudulent checks on you? Happened to me as a cashier.

>>37151568
What is a liquor store? Where I am from you can just buy booze at every grocery store.

>>37152441
We don't accept checks, only except from this one regular customer who's an old white guy.

>>37152445
You have to have a liquor license to sell it here in the states. So grocery stores/gas stations usually don't jump through all the hoops to get one. That's why most places only have beer, wine and malt drinks.

>>37152534
Oh. Ever get fake cash?

>>37152015
What age is the Van Winkle post pic

>>37152543
Not that I've ever caught. I test all the 100's with a pen. But it would be possible for somebody to come in with a fake 10 or something and me not notice it.

>>37152573
Sorry man but I didn't mean to reply to the van winkle post. Are you referring to an old man who just sits around the shop?

>>37152707
Pappy Van Winkle is a whiskey hard to find shit never mind

>>37152445
>Where I am from you can just buy booze at every grocery store.

Same here.

I'm in Nevada, which has the most lax booze laws in the USA, so we can buy anything anywhere, 24/7.

But we also have big stores that sell only liquor (like Lee's Discount Liquor). I think if you want to buy liquor in large quantities, the big stores are probably cheaper.

>>37151568
What's your favorite drink? Include brand plz

>>37153473
Natural light beer haha. But as far as liquor, I like some makers mark and water of I'll put it in some coke. Im not too fancy.
I'll make a White Russian every now and again.

>>37153444
Nice trips.

I'm in the south so our laws are a little stricter here. Hell, we have multiple dry counties here in my state.

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>>37153596
That's cool, I like Caucasians as well. My favorite cocktail would be the Boulevardier though.

>>37153674
How do you make that one?

Recommend be a bourbon that isn't too shitty or too expensive.

I just want to get drunk without having the worst tasting alcohol or something expensive.

>>37153859
Maker's mark. Has red wax like shit on the top of the bottle. Not too expensive either

>>37153859
Jim beam is a good one too. It may be what your looking for.

>>37153613
Georgia, or some other state?

>>37154026
Georgia

Orgyrigional

What is the sweetest wine?

If you can't answer, what is the best plum wine you recommend?

Sweetfag here

Best liquor to get fucked up on?

Best liquor for taste?

Any good mixed drink recipes?

funniest thing to happen while you working?

Did you by any chance fuck a fat, balding ginger named James? I've heard the story.

>>37154205
This.
Yes, please this.
origami

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>>37154103
Choya is pretty good. It's the only really sweet whine I've ever had and I loved it.

>>37154180
Everclear grain alcohol to get fucked up on. Shit it insane.
Not good with cocktails
What do you like? Whisky or vodka? >>37154205
Not much funny has happened. I had two obvious tranny prostitutes come in the other day. I asked for their ID for laughs and they were dudes in their driver licenses pictures but had grown their hair out since then. They knew I was looking at their id's for laughs too because I could hardly contain my laughter while looking at them.

DID YOU FUK A GINGER NAMED JAMES? THIS IS IMPORTANT.

IF YOU ARE WHO I THINK YOU ARE YOU'RE FROM MS?

How much for a bottle of say Absolut vodka? I just wanna compare, alcohol is crazy expensive here.

>>37154468
Hell no. I'm a straight guy from Georgia

>>37154670
30-35 bucks depending on the size

>>37154412

More of a vodka guy

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>>37153810
It's basically a Negroni with the gin switched out in favor of whiskey.
1 part sweet red vermouth, 1 part Campari and 1/1,5 parts of bourbon or rye.
I'll use rye when I have some available, but I end up using bourbon most of the time.

>>37154918
Try new Amsterdam. It's pretty cheap but it still drinks well. Absolute is a little more pricy but also pretty good

>>37154927
I may try some with a cheap bottle of rye

>>37153859
Bulleit is a popular bourbon, as is Buffalo Trace. Both under the 30 euro mark where I live.

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>>37151568
I am also a wagecuck at a liquor store. How's your shift going?

>>37155697
I ate cook-out for lunch and now I got to take a shit. But good news is that I only got 29 minutes left on the shift then in out.
Plus we had a pretty slow day as you can see from all the posting I've done in this thread.
So not too bad of a day.

>>37151568
How often do underage kids try to buy from you? Do you ever sell to them? If not, would it be possible for them to convince you to sell to them?

>>37155807
I hope you enjoy your job, I literally just got tired from my barman job, I have a horrible feeling it was your thread that cursed me when I read it before going in for my shift.

>>37155845
We've had a couple, but not many. I usually won't sell to them because it's my ass that gets fucked if I get caught. But I've let alone or two kids slide, I knew their ID's were fake but I couldn't prove it, so I let them take their liquor. I hooked up a underage kid hat I personally knew once, he just went through out drive through so he wouldn't have to walk into the store.
And as far as being convinced goes, if they are willing to sling me a few bucks I'll look the other way.

>>37155858
Damn I'm sorry to hear that bro, I hope you bounce back. If you don't mind, how did it happen?

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>>37151568
jesus christ derek get off /r9k/

>>37155940
he said I was too slow serving customers but I know it's because I just didn't talk to the regulars much, there's a big local culture to bars/pubs over here in the UK and I could see it coming, I guess the military will always take me, good luck with your work anon.

who /pinnacle/ here
>inb4 plastic bottle
its all fun and games until you break the bottle on the way home from the liquor store

>>37155987
Not Derek


>>37155992
Best of luck anon. And again I'm the eally sorry to hear about

>>37156061
Absolute isn't bad my man. But don't break it in the store, or else it comes out of my pay check

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UPDATE: I'm off work now and enjoying some cheap beer at my house.
Thanks for keeping me entertained at work.
I'll be hanging around in the thread so feel free to ask me anything

>>37157722
Dude it would be great if more customers like that came in. What you just described is nothing like what I was referring too.
I'm honestly mostly thinking about niggers and serious white trash when I typed that up.
It would make my day if I could deal with regular dudes like you rather than our current customers.

>>37151568
Where do you work?

ororoorigigignal

>>37157950
At a liquor store my dude.