/britfeel/

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>>37150949
>Landlord visits this week
>Up till 5am cleaning flat
>Flat is extra comfy and clean this weekend though
Sometimes its good to be a good boy

>>37151200
I have sorted some stuff out since that pic was taken but it's mostly getting rid of the weird stuff I had horded away in the cupboard.

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Harold Shipman once had blackouts preventing him from driving for a period of time.

While he couldn't drive, Primrose would drive him to house calls, allowing him to continue his work

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>>37151200
>landlord is coming
>oh shit gotta clean up
>house is fucking beautiful.
>Gonna keep on top of it, this is so fucking comfy.
>depression kicks in and it goes to shit within a week.

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I don't quite know how to word this but I really hate the working class even though I technically belong to that class (without the working part). They sound and look half-human and I'm completely surrounded by them.

>>37151274
No lad. 90% of the working class are good normal people. The media and government just have them thinking they are 'lower middle income' so they hate the 'working class' and think that they will become better off going with what the middle class want, because after all they are 'lower middle.'

THEY FUCKING AREN'T THOUGH, THEY ARE WORKING CLASS AND THE TERM HAS BEEN ACTIVELY FUCKING DESTROYED BY THE MIDDLE CLASS AND UPPER CLASS SO THEY CAN CON POOR DUMB WORKING CLASS PEOPLE INTO THINKING THEY ARE ALSO PART OF THE UPPER ECHELEON OF SOCIETY. THEY FUCKING AREN'T. THEY ARE BEING SOLD A FALSE TRUTH.


Anyway, back to my wordsearch book.

>>37151274
I'm similar, although hate may be a strong word. Always try to speak as middle class as possible (without sounding like a twat obviously).

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>>37151133
>Harold Shipman edition

Indians cannot handle shipposting

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>>37151336
Fucking ghetto snobs need to fuck off.
Bet your family is ashamed.

>raise kid best they can in a shit economy and shit area.
>son resents them.
Scum is what you are lad.

>>37151363
I said I didnt hate them and I certainly dont resent my family. It's just easier to go through life without people instantly knowing you once lived in a tower block.

>>37151334
You're right ofcourse it just irks me that people talk in this really rough way. I don't want people to speak twattish and posh just speak full sentences and stop using slang.

>Tfw you find out your close family abuse coke on the regular
>Last week it all kicked off when my uncle lost his license, lost his job and shortly after lost the house

it's fucking weird lads

the things people hide and how good they are at hiding it

>>37151383
Me and my boarding school friends used to refer to a local tower block as luxury apartments.

>>37151233
thought this was hyacinth bucket from the thumb

Sipping that pre-workout lads about to go hards as a motherfucker on these here weights

25 no degree no job no hope no gf
what a life lads

Im considering just going to somewhere in Europe on my own for a day or weekend, just jumping on a train to berlin or maybe amsterdam, have any of you lads done anything like this before? if so what was it like? and yes ill be going on my own because no friends

>>37151493
Do a degree then.
I'm finishing mine at 26.

>>37151395
Some of my mates tease me for not understanding their mega "common" accents. The only difference between us is i was brought up by a mum who thought she was posher than she was so put on fake middle class accent which i learned. Forgot the point i was trying to make.

>>37151505
can't afford it anymore

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>wake up
>don't want to wake up because you do nothing / do not want to do anything

ah yes

>>37150821
I haven't really had a pile of rubbish, theres just a few bottles and a open carrier bag full of overspilled tissues. I don't let it get too bad because a few years ago I had this huge pile of cans and rubbish that got so bad there was an infestaton of these beetle things underneath and around it. They still appeared from time to time years after but I thik they've gone now

>>37151517
>i was brought up by a mum who thought she was posher than she was so put on fake middle class accent

Sounds like my aunt, she grew up in a council house but married into a middle class family and now talks with an accent that resembles nothing like where she grew up.

>>37151517
>The only difference between us is i was brought up by a mum who thought she was posher than she was so put on fake middle class accent which i learned. Forgot the point i was trying to make.

Fucking this

My mum had an Only Fools and Horses type cockney accent but she had to speak well because she worked for British Airways

Now I have this stupid accent where I sometimes don't pronounce my T's. My mates thought I was trying to put on a silly voice when I didn't pronounce a T for years until I told them I was actually born in the East End

listening to a couple of classics lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIgGvi3u0Z0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmsbP13xu6k

what are you listening to

>>37151545
Student loans not help?
I applied for it all desu.

>>37151588
My accent is similar, i drop T's, L's, generally chomp through my words but i've probably got the poshest voice of my bunch. Weird thing is when i went to uni (dropped out to retain my working class classification) everyone assumed i was cockney.

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>Found mothers penetration prong
>Ejaculate on it when she leaves the house
>Wash it before she's back again

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>>37151679
>Found mothers penetration prong

I'm from Shrewsbury which means I don't have an accent because Shrewsbury is at the center of the universe.

>>37151499
I want to do something like this too

how do I know if I'm slowly becoming schizophrenic?

Is it finally happening lads?

Going to make a pasta bake and watch some films tonight lads. You fellas up to much?

How much should one expect to invest in starting a new hobby and how much per month should be spent on this hobby?

It could be anything, from sport to art, just looking for a general figure.

>>37151571
what time you wake up ebina lad?

>>37151588
It's weird most people say I sound southern even though I live in the north and everyone around me has a heavy northern accent. I never conciously tried to change anything I just didnt want to sound like a fucking dimwit.

>>37151768
You could dabble in gardening, I find messing around in mine gives me ours of joy. Then in the summer you can relax out there and enjoy all the plants you helped grow.

>>37151768
a couple of hours a week

>>37151348
Indians can't handle shit
Just look at the pooinloo meme on /pol/

>>37151786
I meant the cost in money, sorry if that wasn't clear.

>>37151785
How much would you spend though?

>>37151768
800GBP a month if it's on fidget spinners

>>37151803
ahh sorry man I misunderstood, i suppose its hobby dependant, you can do something really fulfilling for a couple of quid a week

>>37151803
I spend 40 quid.
My hobbies are comics so I get 2 trade paperbacks a month (10 each), plus I'm on the judge dredd megacollection thing so I get 2 Dredd hardback trades for 20 quid a month.

>>37151803
I don't spend much at all, maybe a few bags of seeds and compost and a tool here and there.

One of my yucca plants has grown a foot in the last month after spending no money at all on it, its 6ft now.

Is season 12 of It's Always Sunny worth watching lads

>>37151776
about 20 minutes ago

>>37151859
what paperbacks you getting at the moment man?
I'm currently re-reading the original amazing spiderman run and looking to branch out

>>37151889
found it a bit hit and miss lad. rewatched a few on netflix and found it better second time around

is it quite cold today lads?

just asking because I've lost confidence in my ability to judge temperature.

...it's a long story.

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What were the first indigenous population of the uk called? Interested in learning about the various waves of tribes that came to settle here.

>>37151889
None of them are worth watching, I hate that plebbit-tier garbage, how anyone can find that show funny I don't know

anyone else looking forward to Twin Peaks?

>>37151937
good luck with that m8.

This country has been invaded by fucking everybody since the dawn of time. There are no natives really.

I suspect people settled on this island, rather than there being a native indigenous population.

Eat that UKIP cunts.

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>>37151926
Yes, its been below average temperature for a while now but luckily they are forecasting warmer weather next week onward.

>>37151937
God knows

I would go with Anglo-Saxon, but there was a Greek geographer who actually came to the UK in one of the first few centuries A.D.

He said that everyone who lived here lived like animals and would only talk to him unless he gave them food, kek

>>37151895
I'm catching up with the new hellblazer reprints. Only got 2 more to get then I'm up to date. (with the ones released).

>>37151957
thank you anon.

I genuinely love that I just got a really detailed answer to that question. All sorts in this thread.

>>37151937
>What were the first indigenous population of the uk called?
The Lads

>>37151962

>native population
>anglo-saxon

So Germans were the first natives in Britain then anon yes?

sigh.

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The first Britons where nice
We are nice
Vote for nice comrade
Be nice comrades

Do gay people like reverse traps?

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>>37151955
Well if we are going by the out of Africa hypothesis everyone in europe would be a settler.
>>37151962
I know the picts and celts were here before the angle, saxon and Jute wave.

I would have thought that with so many of you being polfriends that you might have known.
>>37152040
NO BRITONS ANGERY

>>37151974
Its ok anon, I've been going a bit mad too. I think its mainly down to the high amount of cloud cover we've had recently as even a low teens (C) day can feel warm with lots of direct sunlight. I went outside yesterday evening and it was 12c but felt like a winters day thanks to the full cloud and recent rain shower.

Problem with my old house is that it needs the sunlight to really heat the rooms because its draughty and doesn't retain heat.

>>37151463
its bouquet

>>37152063
you seem to be quite the budding meteorologist.

I've become more interested in the weather recently. It's just cool to be able to predict what's going to happen on a macrocosmic scale.

I for one would be pleased if you did a daily /britfeel/ weather forecast.

think I just ate some of my dog's antibiotics will I die?

I found one of my sisters t-shirts in my bedroom, it was left on the radiator to dry and I guess she forgot about it

Naturally I put it on, it was just a plain black tight Primark top
Along with my slim jeans and long hair, I actually kinda passed or at least looked somewhat feminine
It sure didn't hurt that my tits were now visible

Ashamed to say I got an erection

Also got a letter from the counselling service, my chink doctor literally chased it up on the same day

Working out my shoulders and traps lmao

>>37152104
>It sure didn't hurt that my tits were now visible
Are you ever going to post pics?

>>37151622
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C8bvYlqy9A
listening to all sorts today,but this is a good 1

>>37151937
I used to think it was unrfield but the earliest cultural group i can find on the internet is called bell-beaker culture and is traced to migrations in the very early formative bronze age years and late neolithic.

That said, at one point the isles were connected to mainland Europe via a land bridge/the doggerland so who knows. Could be any Indo European people.

>>37152102
Nah. They'll be the same as used in humans but in a lower dose.

You might feel sick.

Very worst case scenario is you have an anaphylactic reaction but you'd already know by now.

also stevens-johnson syndrome but you'd have a better chance of winning the lottery than getting that.

Enjoy your evening.

>>37152132
He'll only do it when he gets ignored like so don't give ous.

>>37152149
>wanting to see tranny tits

>>37152156
I like seeing his horrid paki face, one of the few that makes mine look like god's gift.

>>37151622
big fucking tracks

This is autistic.
We all know paki-pretend-tranny isn't real.
It's just some samefags pretending for shits and giggles, unfortunately for britfeel, its mostly shits.

>>37151996
Germany wasn't a country until the 1800s anon (thought that was common knowledge), you're going to have to be more specific.

>>37152062
>I know the picts and celts were here before the angle, saxon and Jute wave.

Oh yeah true. 2bh, the 'indigenous' Brits were probably savages, the Greek guy who went there probably gave the earliest know record we have of British people, that's why I say it

steel is heavier than feathers

>>37151622
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59_x5-IfVjs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nWJQStqrfw

>>37152099
Ha, I'm sure any weather service by me would be dire plus I don't really recognize London as a place since they get better weather than most of the country.

According to the news the warm weather is down to a plume of hot air coming up from Africa, this trend might define the summer with several plumes coming up and sweeping away like one of those weird porn moves where the guy puts his dick inside and quickly pulls it back out again.

>>37152206
You knew what I meant. No need to be overly pedantic.

Germanic tribes of indo-european ethnicity originating in Northern Europe.

>>37152210
Aye, but a kilo of steel isn't heavier than a kilo of feathers.

>>37152210
Depends on the quantity.

>>37152210
But look they're both a kilogram so they're the same.

>>37152225
describing the weather in a way I could understand.

>>37152252
the funny thing is that a kilogramme of steel occupies less air than a kilogramme of feather so in fact would be heavier due to buoyant forces

>>37152242
Yes it is.

Gdhdh

>>37152268
Alright you fucking sad case.

Aren't you angry about Brexit lads? All those opportunities stripped away by a generation who largely don't give a toss about your right to live, work and travel to other countries; about the jobs, friends and relationships you might miss out on because of their desire to return Britain to some pre-1950s version of itself rather than the global, thriving dynamic country we would like to be a part of.

Or wait - maybe you have no hope of jobs, friendships, relationships or travel anyway? And Brexit was your chance to spite those of us who have lives full of the above?

>>37152291
>And Brexit was your chance to spite those of us who have lives full of the above?
Yes, why should others get to whore around when I haven't even had my first kiss?

>>37152236
>overly pedantic.
Just say pedantic. Overly pedantic is like saying wet rain, good christ anon.

>>37152236
>Germanic tribes of indo-european ethnicity originating in Northern Europe.
Now who's being pedantic.

>>37152291
>Brexit was your chance to spite those of us who have lives full of the above?
Seeing as you're crying on /r9k/ on a saturday evening it looks like they got what they wanted.

lads, ahaha

We voting for Corbyn then lads?

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>>37152291
>maybe you have no hope of jobs, friendships, relationships or travel anyway?


your god damn right anon

>>37152060
No, this is just as bad as trannies who have their cocks getting angry because lesbians wont look past their cocks.

They're lesbian because they don't like cocks ffs same for gays no gay is interested in a fishy roastie, wants a nice clean cock

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fucking fuck this gay political shit

Ate a space cake like 2 hours ago then realised I have shit to do tonight

fuck sake lads

>>37152291
>this bait again
It's the same people in the thread today you moron.

>>37152291
I'm going to vote conservative to fuck over the unicucks who go university just to party.

>>37152291
They're not stripped away at all. All those opportunities remain.

>>37152291
>return Britain to some pre-1950s version of itself
If only.

I don't think Remainers have to worry about Brexit too much. The end result will inevitably be us out of the EU, but with almost exactly the same legislation and deals that we had before we left. Nothing significant will come out of it.

>>37152304

You can be pedantic at a moderate and necessary level. Such as ensuring that a highly technical job is done to an acceptable standard.

You were being overly pedantic. Unnecessarily picky. You understood what I meant but chose to be patronising and belittle me.

You've angered me anon. Pls go.

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I'm actually really grateful that they cut the student loan debt.
I had >40k outstanding, now its only <20k.
Still paying interest every day, but at least its significantly less.

>>37152303
Don't you understand that your genes aren't mean to continue?
>>37152313
It's still early Anon. Most people don't head out until 7 or 8.
>>37152342
I went to university to party, it was amazing.
>>37152348
It will be impossible for normal people to work in Europe.

>>37152330
Voting SNP lad.
Fuck over England, and piss off loyalists. What's not to love?
Scotland's fucked either way.

>>37152334
Just looks like an advert for health insurance desu

Seriously though, I would rather pay for health insurance rather than pay for an abyssmal NHS

REEEEE YOU DO THIS EVERYDAY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I JUST WANT TO HAVE COMFY CHATS

>>37152359
>I went to university to party, it was amazing.
You're gonna have to pay the price, why should my mummy and daddy pay for your education?

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>>37152330
He has my vote
>tfw wish I could bury pink up this image but no good with such things

>>37152375
Because they got their educations paid for.

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who /never votes/ here?

>>37152373
Yeah, I'm with this guy. There's a fella in here who is way too preoccupied with right wing politics and his bigoted racial views. He ruins the comfy environment that most of cherish.

Get the fuck out. You aren't accepted amongst the general populace, and you aren't even accepted here. Fuck off.

>>37152375
He's clearly baiting pls stop replying

>>37152291
>Aren't you angry about Brexit lads?
I'm a skilled worker so I could get a job elsewhere if I wanted to.

I get less and less angry about Brexit the more I read about Islam and the migrants in Sweden. This is coming from a remain voter too, if I could vote again today i'd vote out. The left has become more and more irrational they don't even see logic anymore it's just intersectionality politics and virtue signalling.

Things like chanting nazi at people instead of having a debate, it's pushed lots of us more to the centre and now we're thinking about it the right has some good points.

>>37152330
aye lad i saw him speak in leeds the other day, inspirational dude

>>37152291

At least Service Station anon puts effort into b8 that we can all enjoy. This is cheap b8

>>37152392
I'm not baiting. I really believe what I am saying. Why can't you accept that?
>>37152395
>I'm a skilled worker so I could get a job elsewhere if I wanted to.

You think you could get a US visa? I doubt it.

>>37152395
Kek, brexit isn't going to stop the countless paki child-rape gangs in England right now. Mummy 'Islamphobia will never be tolerated' May is never taking on Islam.

Would anyone like some more Irish history?

who /festivals/ here then?

>>37152409
You posted another smug anti-brexit post despite the fact no one was even talking about it. Maybe you believe it but you only posted it because the thread was a little too comfy for your liking and /britpol/ told you to fuck off

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>>37152370
you sound like an idiot.

google "health bills" and look at some of the costs.

people in america pay 50 dollars for bandages which don't even cost 1/10 of that, and 1000s on x-rays

>>37152409
>I'm not baiting. I really believe what I am saying. Why can't you accept that?

It's not that we don't believe that Remainers exist in britfeel. Maybe even you too, but you're intentionally baiting by stirring uncomfy chat for cheap (yuo)s

>>37152370
just start taking care of yourself

>>37152385
But the population was much smaller then with an even smaller percentage on benefits.

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That's it, I'm out. I post here all day but I cant take this constant baiting and arguing about the same things all the time. Maybe I'll check in later tonight but it's really getting to me desu

>Anon comes into surgery.
>Crying, he is clearly hurting. Something is very wrong.
>Wants me to give him a leathal dose of morphine.
>Give him a reasuring dose of hug instead.

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Daily reminder that we (brexiters) won and no amount of crying from remainers is going to make them win

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EviHAI0GNPw

>>37152353
>You can be pedantic at a moderate and necessary level. Such as ensuring that a highly technical job is done to an acceptable standard.

That's called being thorough or meticulous. Pedantic is when you are being innapropriately meticulous. Kind of like saying something like "overly pedantic", just one example.

>>37152353
>You've angered me anon. Pls go.
Truth hurts.

>>37152500
>we (brexiters) won

Can you really consider yourself as winning when you're so thick and skint?

just ate a pot of dominos garlic dip on it's own and now my stomach hurts

>>37152370
Americans pay literally at least $500 - $1000 for a simple visit/checkup (no treatment), and god forbid something is actually wrong with you, then you can expect to see costs of $10,000 or more JUST FOR FURTHER EXAMINATION WITH MEDICAL EQUIPMENT.

>>37152519
>no amount of crying remainers

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>>37152481

late night britfeel is usually better

>>37152520
Drink some water, take a shit and walk about a little.

>>37152500
That really is /pol/tier trash
A chart text starts "Daily reminder...."
That post belongs in /pol/

Is it wrong to dream about UK switching over to the euro and being part of the EU again?

>>37152519

On the issue at hand that we are discussing, we won. Furthermore, if you're so intelligent and rich, why are you so unhappy?

>>37152510

The connotations of pedantic do not always have to denote inappropriateness. Therefore being overly pedantic is not a redundant phrase.

kys.

>>37152526
I bet you don't even live in London, you working class nobody.
>>37152545
Who says I'm unhappy? I have an EU passport through marriage.

>>37152533
britfeel doesn't actually start till 1am on weekdays, 2am on weekends

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>more brexit baiting

fucking hell lads

We have MUCH more important things to discuss

Anyone tried these new kitkats?

Have they ruined them like they ruined lucozade?

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>>37152544
Yes.

Origami pastrami.

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French nu-disco? You won't get this kinda stuff after brexit, it'll cost at least 100x what it usually goes for on the black market y'know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecZRSt5J1T4

>>37152587
what's happened to kitkats??

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>>37152384
Not voting for him but here you go lad

>>37152567
even as a member of the nightguard I must admit that best britfeel is between the hours of 7pm-1am on a weekday.

Friday night used to be good hours too, but most here have turned into normies.

/britfeel/ in the early morning hours are mostly guys who can't sleep having depressing thoughts. Then there's like 5 of us who stay up all night watching films and gaming and we don't talk much.

>>37152565
>you're not even brown!
You are clearly very unhappy with yourself.

>>37152587
If they've ruined kitkats I will rampage.

>>37152614
>Everyone in London is brown

You're an idiot.

>>37152456
>people in america pay 50 dollars for bandages which don't even cost 1/10 of that, and 1000s on x-rays

You know economies of scale right? If you pay for 'more' (i.e. large health insurance packages) it may seem like a lot but you get so much value for your money. Rather than paying for one-off purchases (like x-rays and stuff).

Health care isn't cheap and it shouldn't be, maybe those retards could apply bandages themselves instead of having to pay a professional (which is what they're also paying for fuckwit, not just the x-rays or bandages) to do it.

>>37152464
Basically.

>>37152525
>Americans pay literally at least $500 - $1000 for a simple visit/checkup (no treatment), and god forbid something is actually wrong with you, then you can expect to see costs of $10,000 or more JUST FOR FURTHER EXAMINATION WITH MEDICAL EQUIPMENT.

Without health insurance. If you had to pay for your own healthcare you would be a lot more sensible about when you went to the doctors.

>>37152587
There are new kitkats?

haven't had a kitkat in some time lads.
what happened? they turned into pink wafers or something?

>>37152628
>>37152614

Yeah some are yellow or black!

>>37152613
sounds comfy as fuck tbqh

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Sometimes, when I close my eyes... I can still here the crackling of an open bottle

brb, stockpiling kitkats before they get toblerone'd

>>37152646
You're a complete idiot. The elite of the UK live in London.

>>37152409
>You think you could get a US visa?
Wouldn't be a problem, I've been headhunted for jobs over there a few times.

Why do people get riled up at chinks eating dogs? Why is it so different than having a rabbit pie

>>37152565
>Who says I'm unhappy?

Your jimmies seem pretty rustled over brexit.

The fact of the matter is we got our way, and you didn't get your way. Sad!

>>37152646
They all stink of stale piss though.

>>37152640
Funny, they have pink lucozade now.

>>37152664
A lot of jews live there as well, yes

>>37152342
I'm voting labour just to invalidate your vote

>>37152664
lol, no, they don't
the elite live in the shires and HCs

when will we have a government who can stand up to the military-industrial complex that rules the world and act in the interests of its people?

>>37152667
Story time isn't for another few hours lad.

>>37152562
>The connotations of pedantic do not always have to denote inappropriateness.

They don't always but they usually do. There are these things called societal norms, it's tough learning them being autistic and everything but you'll get there eventually lad

>>37152680
My large family vote conservative too, you don't have a family so your vote doesn't count.

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>>37152637
>>37152657
>>37152640

"More milk and coca"

I suspect they are trying to fuck things up

>>37152682
The future of humanity, just like the past, will be one of war. There is no point in slowing progress down. It is our right to claim the stars.

>>37152667
Were you in your place in Marbella when you got headhunted?

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>>37152704
>There is no point in slowing progress down. It is our right to claim the stars.

Remainer goes to polling station, fills in ballot paper, stays up to watch result - LOSES. 16 million such cases

>>37152587
partial to a dark chocolate bounty lad, twix or daim are probably the GOAT for me

Im going to the asda, you want anything?

fatty from earlier here, I wrestled with myself all day and gave in ordering a kebab

>>37152720
Brexit night in the feels was good fun

>>37152667
Why do you come here and pretend to be this successful big shot? You post almost every day, about how rich you are or about how you own a house in Marbella. How sad must you be to make up these lies?

>>37152682
Vote Labour and we will?

>leaving the EU
>400+ seat Conservative majority
>extreme brexit
>EU in tatters
>Anglosphere on the rise

Nothing you can do to stop it.
Nothing.

>>37152744
What kebab lad, come on throw us a fucking bone here

>>37152749

was absolutely brilliant lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EviHAI0GNPw

>>37152759
>Anglosphere on the rise

In what sense is it on the rise? More like in decline.

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>>37152704
o rly?

every knee will bow
every tongue will confess
swords into ploughshares

>>37152761
just a simple donner meat and chips

>>37152782
why is that Egyptian guy worshipping Jesus also
>KANGS

>>37152792
Bit disrespectful to call that "simple" lad.

>Proper britfeel lads get the brexit we want
>Faggots desperate to travel abroad get fucked over

like pottery

Can we get this brexit wanker banned if he was to shitpost politics he should be on containment board
What a tedious anon

>all Sharia May had to do was say brexit and every one ignores all her other policies which will fuck over pretty much every one in this thread as well as the average Brit, with absolutely nothing to stop her with a dominant Tory government and yet they still praise her, purely because brexit. I hope none of you are thinking about saying anything bad about the government or Muslims after she gets her way, you will be locked up for life.

>>37152744
How fatty are you lad?

So glad I'm not a thick brexiter. Must be so confusing and scary to be that thick.

>>37152844
>proper britfeel lads dont know what they want
>everyone else just wants opportunities

>>37152132
Had an eye test today, got a prescription so I'll get my new glasses soon

>>37152857
I'm 5'3 in height and 82kg

It's exhausting hiding all these posts lads. Gonna have a tikka masyla for din dins

>>37152851

I'm not voting for May though, I'm voting UKIP

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>Two girls want the D
>One is my ex, half cast, treated me like shit for 3 years
>One is a scot I could go and spend the week with
>Both want a relationship
I don't know how lads can juggle 4-5 women at a time
This is a fucking nightmare.

>>37152844
Gap year fags ETERNALLY BTFO

>brother votes to stay because of house prices being volatile if we leave EU
>asks me if I'm happy I can't go abroad easier now and if I'm happy I can't get a house because I voted leave

Top kek

lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdObncC8FUo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2t2AoZW5CQ

>>37152860
HGNNNNNNN THICCCC

>>37152860

You're probably a brexiter yourself that is just baiting

>>37152890
>My parents don't have any money so I'll vote to ruin the country

Sad.

Dinner tonight

>12 inch pepperoni and donner meat pizza
>10 inch garlic bread
>Donner Kebab
>12 spicy wings
>Portion of chicken nuggets
>Onion Rings
>Chips
>2 cans of coke
>Fudge cake
>Bag of haribo
>Half a tub of ben and jerries

Feel a bit full desu.

>>37152864
Why do you keep violating people's privacy Poley? Is it a paki thing? Did your dad teach you to do it?

>>37152900
what in the fuck was that?

>>37152907

My parents wealth is not far off a million.

>>37152907
Typical liberal
"Everyone who doesn't think like me is poor or dumb"

Maybe if you didn't hold such prejudices you'd see the world for how it really is

>>37152889
Pick the second one lad, if the first one treated you like shit before she'll probably do it again.

>>37152889
Go forward lad, never go back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcF5utEzq8Q

HA HA HA HA HA

Is it okay, if sometimes you cry because you miss your dad?

>>37152913
me:

>lime and chili seasoned chicken chargril
>microwave mixed veggies
>rice krispies cereal bar

losing weight sucks

>>37152932
There are just things I need to know

Not violated anyones privacy lately

>>37152973
son this is your dad, don't be a poofter now

>>37152889

I had three on the go towards the end of uni. It was like a 24/7 panic attack. Never again.

tfw haven't had sex since january.

>>37152973
Did he die? If not, I think you're getting a bit old for that lad

Unless you're a femanon

Actually, you're probably still too old for that even if you are

>>37152948
So you were just too scared to go on a gap year? That's even sadder.

>>37152967

1:04
>"I've been crying"

Reaminers are numale faggots

>>37152950
>>37152966
Long trip up there next month lads.
Hopefully I don't get killed/mugged in Edinburgh or killed by someone who I've met once for 5 minutes.

>>37152973
>why don't he want me man???

>>37152987
You did. You went through the tranny at work's possessions without her permission.

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>>37152900

fucking kek

Why is some 14 year old trying to threaten people with her monotone voice?

>>37152973
Of course it's ok lad, everyone misses their Dad sometimes.

>>37152973
yeah i have, my dad died when i was 14
it still hurts desu

is /britfeel/ aware there are a couple of femanons who post here?

2 are quite attractive too desu

>>37153006

I didn't even go to university lad.

boys ive been off work for a week with a throat infection, should i start playing kingdom hearts on ps2? bought it a few weeks ago but not bothered to touch it yet

>>37153022
Just hope she doesn't make you deep fry your nob before she chows down on it lad

we all know what scots are like

>>37153038
fuck off poley
desuoriginal

>>37153038

>Attractive
>post in britfeel

I could possibly believe they are good looking, but their personality must be dire desu

>>37153060
well if they are anything like the blokes here then they aren't worth talking to and I include myself in that

>>37153060
they're pretty fucked up in the head desu

>inb4 they flame me for letting the cat out of the bag

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Got a job interview for the supermarket next week and going to uni in September.

Kinda nervous about leaving the neet life behind but also excited for the possibilities, I hope I learn to not hate people and enjoy myself desu.

>>37153080
You're here forever

You can't be a normie now, it's too late

>>37153026
>He's not supposed to be here for you, he's supposed to be here for Geoffry

>>37153074
>>37153075
>>37153060
>>37153038

I am aware a lottery winning femanon from the UK used to post on /r9k/

I know there is some woman with a mortgage too from Manchester that used to post here

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'sup faggots.

How's the weather today? Grey, drizzle & miserable..?
I don't miss that desu. So, when are you going to find yourselves, escape from conformity?

>>37153038
honestly these are the average sorts of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college

nothing really noteworthy about them but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang them than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"

with these girls you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"

anyway whats this thread about?

Gentlemen, today I went to KFC and then Tesco with a grill after helping her move house.

Does that count as a date

>>37152900
CLASSIC CHOONS BRAV

>>37153075
No one cares that you're some super special lad who knows girls exists

>>37153141

hey katy

>>37153119
>anon goes on holiday with his parents

lads my brother is really annoying

>>37153153
I'm tempted to play pretend but I'm not her

>>37153119

How did you feel about Leicester winning the premier league at 5000/1?

Did you support Trump?

>>37153185
If someone had put 1 million on Leicester, would the bookies have been obliged to pay out 5 billion?

>>37153199

they would act like greasy cunts and find some way not to play it

>>37153199
No the payout is capped, usually around 1mil

>>37153199
I'm assuming most places have a cap on how much you can bet

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>need a sleeveless red leather jacket for cosplayin
>this sort of delinquent clothing is popular in the us but not uk, guess well try the ladies section.

hmm size 12 or 14, i dunno let me check a few forums and see the size to use for their height and weig...

HOLY FUCKING SHIT BRITISH WOMEN ARE ROASTIE OBESE INBRED COWS, HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

WHAT IS IT WITH THEM INFLATING TO HAMPLANETS THE MOMENT THEY LEAVE HIGH SCHOOL??

>>37153199

The max bet was almost certainly capped at 200 bong

>>37153185
I cried when we won the league. Can't really describe it m8.
I actually did vote Trump but it's complicated. I donated to Sanders and was bullshit when the DNC booted him so, it was more a protest vote against Clinton.
Worryingly, I also don't think I could've given my vote to a woman - not proud of that m8.

>>37153199
the max bet was with almost certainly capped at 200 quid

>>37153252

>Complains about Leicester
>Flees to the US he hates it so much
>Supports Sanders

>>37153242
They never had to try in school, pretty girls were popular regardless and their parents monitored what they ate.

Going to uni, they now have to compete, but aren't used to exercising and all the takeaways and alcohol makes them fat and grotty. Most never recover

>>37153242
>WHAT IS IT WITH THEM INFLATING TO HAMPLANETS THE MOMENT THEY LEAVE HIGH SCHOOL??
You ever seen a spoiled dog?
yeah its a bit like that

Meet up at rape alley in Leeds went ahead.
First rape alley pub was shut.
Ended up at another rape alley pub.
Top lad he was.
Ordered a pint, only got half. Bloody woman on bar.
Sorry if I came off as rude by not asking much.

Was an enjoyable half pint at the least on my end.

No seeing bum holes up close in person thankfully.

Hopefully that chilli food challenge in Leeds goes ahead.

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>>37153249
>>37153263

There were less than 60 seconds between these posts, so it can't have been the same person

>still hungover

why do people drink lads

>>37152395
>I'm a skilled worker

AHAAAA You have African Bum Disease

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>>37153316
It's to scare off the aliens.

They see our culture of routinely poisoning ourselves for recreation and decide it's probably not worth the hassle.

>>37153270
>Complains about Leicester
Honestly m8, shithole - the streets where I lived stunk of shit due to the Pakis not throwing stuff away properly. Don't miss it and very unlikely to return.
The rest is true - can't change the political views you formed when young.

>>37153249
Incorrect. Someone was in line to win 250,000 but bottled out of it and accepted a cash out offer.

>>37153298
>rape alley in Leeds
whitelocks?

Objectively where is THE BEST place to live in the UK.

This takes into account such variables as:

>General Amenities
>Crime
>Nightlife
>Restaurants and Cafes
>Museums, Art, Music, Theatre, Opera etc
>Events
>Parks and Countryside
>The general view
>How friendly the locals are etc

>>37153351
Was gonna be The Angel, but seems its getting revamped.
Ended up in Pack Horse.
Not a bad little pub desu, bit pricey.

>>37153386
The areas of Greater London where you need to be a millionaire to live

Just got fucking ripped off at the chippy.

Paid 4.30 for kebab and chips of the board and she just handed me a kebab

>ask where my chips are
>get told I don't get chips if I have the kebab in a pitta.

HOW THE FUCK IS A KEBAB NOT IN PITTA? IT SAYS KEBAB AND CHIPS 4.30

>>37153386
that island where theres only one house on it

>>37153099
I hope you're wrong mate, I want it to fix me or at least allow me to enjoy myself before I end it

I really hate being Scottish

We have the most arrogant chads and normies and a severe lack of Muslims and blacks to put them in their place

So at night the streets belong to these arrogant ass white ppl.

>>37153386
I vote Brighton. Lovely place.

>>37153342
>can't change the political views you formed when young.

You absolutely can. If you hate pakis then why vote for Sanders who would have made America as lot more diverse.

Also, why not just move out of Leicester but stay in the uk?

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>>37153400
>HOW THE FUCK IS A KEBAB NOT IN PITTA? IT SAYS KEBAB AND CHIPS 4.30
meat and chips lad

>>37153386
>Museums, Art, Music, Theatre, Opera etc

Love how people say they want this in their area but they only do it like once a year at most

>How friendly the locals are etc

People are shit everwhere

>>37153400

sounds like you got the ole donner meat and chips kebab bamboozle. It's a common trick amongst many chipperias alike.

>>37153431
Yeah that's not a Fucking "kebab" is it? A kebab always comes in pitta so it's false advertising

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>>37153386

its all pretty fucked t b h lad

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Anyone seen this in the Sport last week?

Fucking hilarious.

>>37153436

I go to gigs once a month, the museum and art galleries when there's specific events on and go the opera/theatre probably once or twice a year.

You clearly lack culture anon.

>>37153389
angels cheapest about lad, pack horse is fine

>>37153447
>A kebab always comes in pitta

Are you being retarded on purpose?

>>37153457
I want to work there.
Shitposting and getting laid and having my shitposting be printed.
Sounds like a dream.

>>37153114
>lottery winning femanon

Don't remind me.

>>37153457
the daily sport is a bit like forced britfeel memes printed out

>>37153386

Down the M40 corridor, basically.

You've got Warwick Services, Cherwell Valley, Oxford and Beconsfield. On top of that Hopwood park isn't far either. What more can a man want?

>i already told you i just wanna focus on college
>i really like talking to you though

well i got bamboozled again robots. get your fucking tomatoes out and shout degrading things because i tried clawing my way out of this comfy fucking cesspool

>>37153478
No?

"Kebab"= kebab meat in pitta.

You posted "kebab meat in tray"

>>37153467
Aye, which is why Angel was the original idea.
Pack Horse is pretty darn comfy upstairs though.

>>37153447
its kebab meat
kebabs can come in wraps too or on rice
I get why you'd be annoyed though.

>>37153500
>i already told you i just wanna focus on college

*1 week later*

>I love Chad so much <3 xxxx Can't imagine lfie without him

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>>37153492

Quite literally anon, quite literally.

>>37153480
>>37153492
I know. Wouldn't be surprised if the guy who wrote that is a major shitposter here.

>>37153500
Ah the old 'i wanna focus on education' excuse.
Used it myself. Pretty effective.

>>37153502
1. I didn't post that.
2. That's like saying curry always comes with rice, which is also retarded.

Kebab means the kebab meat. If it'd said Kebab in Naan with Chips, then sure. But it didn't. qDon't get upset just because you assumed you'd get freebies and didn't.

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>>37153457
KNOTTED

desu

>>37153513
i am well aware of that

at least i got dubs though.. right?

>>37153428
>would have made America as lot more diverse.

I don't think that's true m8 - this country is all about immigrants, nobody can change that - for better or worse. It's the system.

>why not just move out of Leicester but stay in the uk?
I wanted a total change, culturally not just physically. I'd pretty much done all I wanted to do in England - house, car, business and I was unhappy.
This was a challenge - go to another country and see if I could make a life, start all over.
To see if I could do it.

>>37153517
My dream is to get Sexy Kev featured.

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>>37153400
>chippy
>Ordered a kebab
Why? Takeaways can't do much outside their speciality.

>>37153531
>That's like saying curry always comes with rice, which is also retarded.

No it isn't. It's like saying a sandwich always comes with bread.

Kebab meat is the filling. Kebab is the sandwich.

>>37153316
Well, why did you drink last night?

>>37153457
>>37153480
>>37153517
>>37153519
oi lads, great idea, we leak a rumour that coronation street veteran curly watts has been visiting service stations for casual gay sex to the sport

>>37153531
They designed the sign to be misleading on purpose. Won't ever be going back there. The other chippy knows what a Fucking kebab is

>>37153552
Chippies run by non-whites are usually kebab places too

turkish run one near me does awesome chippy style chips, decent kebab meat and outstanding chilli sauce

>>37152900
>mfw she got bodied by little t

>>37153531
>Kebab means the kebab meat.
no it doesn't, the meat is donner, a donner kebab is donner meat in a pitta

>>37153581
>and outstanding chilli sauce

It's just shop bought shit gotten from a generic wholesaler

>>37153416
Well you certainly have the right attitude to be a meek, middle class, labour voting Englishmen you filthy jock.

>>37153598
its not at this place, as I said Turkish.

It's more of a chilli relish

Lads how long does a sunday church service usually last?

>>37153581
I've never actually been to a chippy run by a non-white, you're blowing my mind. Not having to settle for those terrible skinny chips with your kebab is the best of both worlds.

> go to cafe
> order a ham sandwich
>she gives me a piece of ham
> Where's the bread
>"Why are you assuming a sandwich has bread"

>>37153624
hour or so, unless you're in one of those weird american cults like mormonism

>stopped smoking weed and fags after a mushroom trip
>feeling so much better about myself
>startd exercising lifting
>no cravings for fags or weed
>old friend who I use to smoke with is acting weirdly because of this
>trying to bring me down with snipey comments
>feels like he's just trying to bring me back to his level of self loathing

I've actually blocked and deleted him from my phone now, he straight up made fun of me for being a fatty when I was talking about being 8 years old, felt like he was just knocking me down for no reason.

He's 34 single and gay work in in retail. I'm 25 with the same gig, but he doesn't seem happy about all the progress I'm making concerning my happiness.

In fact i gave him the same amount of shrooms I had and he just went super negative on them, I told him not to do that as he'd have a really bad trip but he still went there.

Ah dicks and butts.

>>37153599
I just hate seeing the crime news where it's a white Scottish person doing the crime

Instead of a non white on native scot as it should be

>>37153624
Father Clippett does a good long Mass, now takes three hours to say mass, due to having had a stroke. Value for money

>>37153649
You did right lad.
Hope you keep getting better.

Scots like having stuff shoved up their desusan

>>37153653
It's well documented Scotland has more leftie cucks because you don't have to deal with blacks/pakis around every corner.

>>37153389
all rape alley pubs off briggate lad, most of them are ok though

>>37153649
sounds like a cunt mat,e better off without him

>>37153640
Funny you should mention sandwiches, because that's what you were expecting despite it saying that nowhere on the menu

>In English-speaking countries outside North America, the word kebab is also used generally to mean doner kebab,[2] or the related shawarma or gyros, or sandwiches made with them, available from kebab shops as fast food and take-away meals.

>>37153572
Best way vote with your feet
Good Chippies are dying out its like the very souls of Britian is dying

>ask for pizza
>receive bread with ketchup and slices of pepperami

You expected cheese on your pizza?!

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>>37153640
>He still has bread on his sandwiches

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>>37153706
>He still has cheese on his pizza

Why not just tell them you wanted the chips and make them give you the kebab without the pitta?

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Guys, what do you think of OP image?
Pretty great, isn't it?

>>37153718
t.hedgehog

lads, whats the official tv show of britfeel? know theres a few TNG fans here but I feel it should be something more british like police interceptors

>>37153718
Shit take indeed

>>37153729

Peep show is the official britfeel show

what you saying lads?
do you likez Jay Electronica?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWc4DG1s53g

>>37153729
Peep Show lad.

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>>37153729
The Bill
fsfs

>>37153769
I keep getting tempted to marathon The Bill but the task is just too massive

Started pissing it down literally a minute after I got home.

Excellent timing lads.

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>>37153729
Probably gonna have to be Peep Show if we're honest