post your family tree in this thread
>>37143510
how the fuck do I make my own?
>your maternal great-grandmother is Jewish
>kikery passes through the female line
Go to Israel or get gassed.
>>37143510
template, matey?
>>37143629
>>37143553
I have been looking for a blank template for you anons. But I cant find it. To make mine, I just googled "wojak family tree" and pasted over.
>>37143628
That was his great-grandma. I doubt that Jewish blood can be passed along for that long.
>>37143510
>Italy and Croatia
>Orthodox
What the fuck?
>>37143660
how did you paste over it?
>>37143690
I actually messed up of my Sicilian Great grandfather. He was Catholic. But my Croatian relatives were absolutely Orthodox. Great Grandfather was a patriarch who moved from Greece to Croatia.
What I use to represent non-Papist/non-Mary worshipping Christians?
>>37143747
You mean Protestants? I just used a basic cross like the ones on my fathers side to represent that.
>>37143676
It's been passed on for thousands of years.
>>37143747
You use a pentagram, you non-apostolic Mary-hating scum.
Template since OP is a fag and everyone seems to be shit at google.
>>37143834
thank you anon!
Btw, now that I have the template, how do I alter it? I literally no nothing about creating original pictures.
>>37143849
*know origamily
>>37143849
Just use MS Paint and the bucket tool or something, geez.
bumperon
>>37143510
This took me fucking forever to make. Sorry the quality is so shit.
Ask me any questions you want
>>37144555
checked
originallysdsds
>>37144555
>nazi
>jew
how, anon. nazis hate you and me
>>37144598
I realized that it was the only way to cleanse America of its degeneracy.
To this end, I intend to remain celibate, and not to reproduce.
My lineage ends here. And with it, the kikery of the last 100 generations as well.
>>37144598
also, I forgot to ask, what race are you/why would nazis hate you?
Here's a good template.
>>37144651
jesus christ, who the fuck has that much family knowledge?
>>37144651
A more fancy one.
>>37144640
I am OP. My great grandma was Jewish, so i think it goes down my lineage to me. I took a dna test and, yes, I got Ashkenazi in me. Very little, but its there.
>>37144624
Dude you need to lay off the natsoc brainwash dig.
>>37144672
hitler said those who were one quarter jewish or more had to go. You are one eighth jewish, so you're fine. Me on the other hand, well, not so much.
>>37144678
No, no. You have it wrong, friend. I am the one to do the pro nat soc brainwashing, not the other way around. You have the order of cause and effect backwards.
>>37144662
Try asking your grandparents, it's something that shouldn't be forgotten. What started my love of History was my family's history, and now that I study History, looking deeper into it was kind of a fun side project.
>>37144692
Well, good luck to you, jewnon. I dont hate Jews, I just wish I was pure aryan. Im not too happy to find out that I have Sicilian either. My mom's side of the family is fucked.
>tfw you will never be a pure aryan blonde male.
>>37144724
I too, know this feel anon.
I'd give anything to be a 6 foot plus aryan man, instead of a 5'3 kike.
>>37143747
You mean heresy anon.
>>37143510
All I know is my Great great-and so on Grandfather was the Sheriff but sold his rights. So now Im a poor faggot. In USA after prison nigga had to bolt. He was on the Lusitania 10 years before that nigga got sniped. Pro:I am ACTUALLY white.
>>37144734
I only ended up 5'8... Luckily for me, I live in Southern California, which is full of Mexicans who are all short. I am average height if i stay here with the Mexibros. Maybe come here since your people love multi culturalism so much
>>37143510
Notice how your scum, non-american ancestry fucked up your genetics for the point that you're the only one with glasses.
>>37144763
I'm no friend of multiculturalism. I'd probably just spend all day being pissed off that there were so many Mexicans there. Still, it'd be nice to not be the shortest person in the room for once. That'd be good.
My great grandpa (the rabbi) was actually pretty based.
He served in the army in both world wars (he was like 40 in world war 2), and refused to be given a salary bonus after the first world war ended because he considered serving his country to be his duty
>>37144770
my mom had glasses too, but she got lasic eye surgery to fix them. I think that her dad had them too, I just didnt include it. I know for a fact that my dads side has perfect vision.
>>37144706
>He wants to think he's not a puppet in someone else's master plan
whatever you say bro
>>37143510
i just want an asian wife who will unconditionally let me tie her up with jump rope so we can play unit 731 in my basement
>>37143510
No bully me
>>37143676
In the eyes of the nazis he would be jewish
>>37144817
I'm not a puppet
I am actually responsible for a good deal of the nat soc sentiment on this board.
I think i've done a good job red pilling people and atoning for my ethnicity/race
>>37144843
that's an interesting family history desu. what band was your grandfather in?
Pretty much all of my family members are successful Chads and Staceys.
It's just not fair.
>>37144939
at least you get to have good genes
>>37144863
no he wouldn't be, desu
>>37144886
LOL. Get in the oven, Wiesenhiemer.
>>37145010
don't worry, I will. But I'm going in last.
i began creating this image but i stopped because it's so pointless for my life.
every single person is american. there is zero foreign blood anywhere
i don't even know what my grandparents looked like because all but one died before i was born
when i was younger (like elementary school) i was really jealous of kids who were like "ya im 8% finnish and 30% maltese and 383.5% siberian..." and all that but now i don't give a shit because i realize it had zero impact on their lives either, just like being ambiguously scotch-irish has zero impact on mine
>>37145028
8 % finnish is goat desu
>>37144886
>atoning
a judeo-christian concept
>red-pill
reference to a movie made by jews
>not a puppet
this is what puppets believe
>>37145084
1. judeo-christian traditions are really just christian traditions. Jews just tried to get their name put into it because of "muh inclusion"
2. red pilling is still mostly done by non-jews, so my point remains
3. not an argument.
got anything else to argue with me, my goyish friend?
>>37145028
Being American is pretty cool, desu
>>37145028
protip: most real americans are all dead
as in we all got on a boat, carried some muskets over, and slaughtered and raped their people until they had nothing left but the casinos
any white american is actually an immigrant, which is wholesomely ironic, but i guess redneck history isn't all that interesting either
>>37144760
Jesus Christ he was the Sheriff of Berkshire absolute autism.
>>37145120
i could have had it way worse, that's true
most of my family were illiterate hill people until my parents' generation anyway so nobody kept a careful geneaology of our time in this country/whenever we showed up
it's entirely possible that we spontaneously generated out of some deep appalachian hollow in the mid-19th century
>>37143510
I don't know much about my great grandparents past where they were from.
>>37145149
As a leaf, I always thought Appalachia was the coolest place in the US. Be proud bro. Y'all have cool accents and can get away with saying Y'all
>>37145130
not sure i see the point. i'm aware of native american genocide. i'm not saying i'm native american.
i'm saying that i was born in america, my parents were born in america, my grandparents were born in america, my great-grandparents were born in america, and presumably more past that point too
unlike, i think, a majority of white americans, i have no family history of coming to america because nobody has any fucking idea when or where we came from.
i cannot be more precise than to say that i'm american.
sorry im just learning to use this thing and the text thing was being a bitch
>>37145209
oh shit you are supposed to say something about them?? okay lets do this
finnish grandpas mom: has a weird name
grandmas: nice and christian, the kale one still looks very young and has kids younger than me.
grandpas: dead and great. manly work-men and lots of fun. the kale one was an alkie and got murdered over money.
my mom is an amazing junkie and daddy is a violent alkie. i consider stepdad my father before him.
I don't even know my real grandfather other than my Mom never knew him until the 90s and he always sent me 5 dollar Walmart gift cards and 2 dollar bills for my birthday.
But I am the firstborn in a line of Finnish peasants however.
>>37145320
forgot about me: useless and mentally ill. parents greatest regret. soon addicted to alcohol or drugs.
>>37145112
>judeo-christian traditions are really just christian traditions. Jews just tried to get their name put into it because of "muh inclusion"
I'm really disappointed that a Jew wouldn't know that Judaism predates Christianity, especially when he believes he's historically informed. Every year Jews observe the Day of Atonement, known more commonly by the Hebrew name "Yom Kippur." This has little to do with assimilation and can be observed in pure Jewish populations. Judeo-Christian traditions refers to traditions stemming from both cultures. I know you don't believe Jewish culture is the same as Christian culture, but the term isn't about "inclusion." It's about recognizing that the Christian religions heavily draw from the Old Testament and the Jew for which they are named. Jews did not invent the term.
>red pilling is still mostly done by non-jews, so my point remains
What is the point? Non-jews make up the majority of this place. They are also the majority consumers of Hollywood and Wall Street. If you're speaking with relation to the population, it's true that Jews tend towards the left, but the difference is so marginal as to hardly matter.
>not an argument
No, it isn't. This isn't me arguing, this is me describing what I see. You're a puppet, drifting unaware. You're so ashamed of being a Jew that you have to say, "Look, I'm not like them." You desperately crave validation from a culture to which you feel you have no right so that you denounce your own heritage. You claim to be a nationalist while hating a nation you cannot leave. There is no reason why any person ought to exist more than another beyond selfish, personal reasons. Trying to apply virtue large-scale does not work. Even propagandizing to make yourself seem the puppet-master shows how much of a puppet you are, submitting yourself to an ideology which is detrimental to you. Self-hatred is not innate, that you were taught.
I mainly stay in touch with my mum because she is even supportive of me when being a total failure
I don't know much about my father's side of the family, though. My mother never got along with them.
family of chads and staceys
thanks
Closest I think you'd get to 'ethnic British' identity.
All members on my paternal grandmother's side are ethnic scots however. So I'm an ethnic Scot, and have lived in Scotland for most of my life.
You're a jew, OP
No like, literally
Anglo/Italian master race reporting.
Here is mine.
>>37145770
>dad likes tranny porn
I think we need a story.
A friendly reminder that no one even looks at these, so it's not worth the effort to make one.
>>37146721
my computer went bust so he let me use his old one. his most visited website was xvideos and a lot of tranny porn
>>37146778
Have you talked to him about it?
Here it is brobots
>>37146837
god no. i dont really care honestly
>>37145008
From my point of view, the OP is a jew
>>37146763
I have looked at each one, faggot
>>37146852
Anon are those actually Romanians or just gypsies or yet more Jews? Don't worry at least you aren't a Jew unless those Germans on your mother's side are some hebes Adolf missed.
>mom was adopted and not sure who are her parents
>dad is an ukrainian and his family tree was lost lol
>>37144817
>implying jews aren't influential in every movement, including natsoc
Here's a real redpill for you: Jews are fucking smart. They're smart while also having a greater propensity for mental illness (feelings of inferiority, and so on). What do you get when you mix high competence with low confidence? People who will work their damnest to be an important actor in society. Doesn't matter if we're talking government or private sector, left wing or right wing, business or charity, ruthless capitalism or charities. Jews are on top everywhere in life.
This is why it's so easy to see a Jewish conspiracy. They're not colluding, they're just individually driven to excel. Proportionally, there are almost as many psychopaths found in CEOs and politicians as with violent criminals. It takes a specific kind of mind to not be happy with a roof over your head, 3 meals a day, a wife and two kids.
>>37143834
why does this assume binary parenthood? kind of cissexist
>>37143676
Iaraels law permits up to Grand children of jews (regardless of the Jew's gender) to become instant Israeli citizens. However they may still not re recognized as Jews by state/religious establishement (basically what happened to me, since my grandfather was a passable jew).
>>37144857
Birmingham or london?
>>37148299
Fuck off back to Tumblr you PC piece or human waste
>>37144716
Belle famille anon, tu es probablement un veritable Chad.
>>37143510
>Taking the woman's faith
>Ever
>tfw dad wants to go back to iran to arrange a marriage for you to a muslim girl even though we aren't muslims
i don't want my dad getting thrown in jail because i can't get a gf
>>37144716
>French w/ Polish
not something you see often
>>37144857
>>37148710
howling
>>37144939
U L T R A G E R M A N I C
>>37145159
sail on, sweet neet
>>37145463
pure
>>37145844
i understand you, anon
>>37146721
>2017
>no sverige steam bf
feelsbad
>>37143510
this stupid post always triggers me. i am inbred and only have 6 great grandparents
>>37148288
Interesting post but
>greater propensity for mental illness
Citation needed
>>37143510
Its tough when the rest of your family tree is filled with rich history, great successes, great stories, and people conquering great adversity and then there is just you.
>>37150473
also my mom's dad is descended from this guy. His son moved here in the 1840s.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremiah_Brandreth
>>37143510
if you can actually trace your lineage you haven't been in the new world long enough fuck off posers
>>37150489
I'm descended from the first settlers of the North Carolina colony fuck off m8.
>>37144598
Hitler was jewish through his mother.
>>37150353
How was your great-great grandmother a soldier? They definitely didnt let females fight back then, like they shouldn't be today.
>>37150405
Is this you?
An original comment, of course.
>>37150538
ah no thats my great-great grandfather, maybe its too close to my grandmother
the mutt life is tough.
>>37150562
shit meant great- grandmother
>Soldier. Born in 1925 joined the army when SHE was 15 with fake stuff, had to change her name once she left the army after the second world war.
>>37150567
Not really a mutt as your still fully European, its just your Austrian ancestors got cucked by the Serbs.
>>37150651
Yeah she joined the army, i just said soldier because it was the first thing that popped in my mind, i believe she was some sort of carer
>>37150680
what I wonder most here is how did you manage to type both the wrong and right usage of ''your'' without realising that you fucked up
>>37150714
I'm just lazy so I just type your since its the shortest, and its become such a habit that now I ust do it absentmindedly when I type, though I don't understand why people make such a big deal about it when we're on 4chan of all places. YOU'RE the 3rd person today alone to criticize me for it on here.
Unspoiled frog coming through! There's a fleurdelise in all those boxes anglo BTFO suck my sloppy festering cock leaf boy
>>37143510
>knows their family
Fucking norman.
I don't really know much about alot of the people Im related too, on my fathers side its a huge family but on my mothers side it's kinda small.
>>37151065
>hair, beard, eyebrows all different colors
post pic
>>37150808
The Albertans are eventually gonna crack and rape the shit out of all of you.
I don't even know my grandparents' names, let alone where they're from.
>>37150680
>cucked by the Serbs
how?
>>37151065
I know your hair colour plight, anonfriend. My hair is charcoal, and my beard is ginger.
Life truly is suffering for us.
>>37150405
make your own famiily tree with connecting lines then
>>37150353
Do you live in Scotland? How do you cope with the ethnicity thing?
I feel ethnicity is only an issue in Scotland, most people in England are pretty apathetic to it.
I live in the Highlands and whilst it's not quite apartheid, it's definitely a big thing, at least in High school, to be ethnically Scottish.
I had a thorough-bred English friend, in first and second year (basically middle school for you amerifats), he was picked on.
He was a bit tubby and meek which I suspect is what attracted them, but they'd only ever call him 'English cunt', his weight was never mentioned.
Makes me angry and sad. My accent's very neutral, since we travelled with my father in the RAF. Initially people at high school thought I was English but my ethnicity was soon brought up, where I identified as an ethnic Scot.
I was never bullied despite being a pretty placid tweenager, but alas there's no way to safely identify as British; it's all either English/Scottish, no credit to the fucking SNP.
>>37151756
no mate i was born and have always lived in england, but im more sympathetic with the scottish point of view, everything about me is scottish apart from my nationality basically
p.s. im high as shit
i didn't ask for this, it just happened
>>37151255
Are you retarded enough not to know the cause and motivations of ww1?
>>37151906
I dont even know wtf the flag is on the left but you are an abomination. I bet if you raped a swedish stacy nothing would happen to you though.
>>37151186
A few manlet viets won't scare us
>>37152152
>>37151906
*flag on the rright
fhagaoohga
>>37152152
>>37152163
Iran, and I don't enjoy rape
I hate my life
origano
>>37152603
>the fag stork strikes again.
tell us more
>>37152603
which one of your dads is the bottom? you have to know by now, don't lie
>>37151906
>>37149495
>other half persians
>on /r9k/
do you guys speak farsi at all?
>>37152753
kuchulo
>>37152698
the cuckanadian obviously
>>37152698
Surprisingly, the black one
>>37152685
Apparently my parents were Portuguese immigrants that died while I was a baby and so I lived in an orphanage until I was 15, nearing 16. I really have no way to verify this though, I just trust what I've been told.
My dads adopted me 5 years ago for some reason. I asked countless times why they didn't pick someone younger (since, normally, people just adopt the children, teens usually get left behind. By the time I turned 13, I lost all hope of getting adopted) but they said they liked me the most out of everyone else.
Besides the obvious faggotry, I can't complain much. They gave me more opportunities than I would have had otherwise, but it still would be nice to know more about my real parents.
>>37150353
>generations of highland soldiers lead to a putrid NEET weakling browsing r9k
maybe they were very bad soldiers lol
>>37152777
i don't speak farsi :(
im jealous
>>37150680
>fully european
>serb
VRHUNSKI KEK
>>37152868
dont remind me
originalbadfeel
>>37152888
i'm not fluent, but it's not like it's of any use. everybody speaks perfect swedish and I understand enough to keep in touch with relatives. I look Swedish, think Swedish and identify Swedish
>>37152926
true, a lot of persians are very fair skinned and some have coloured eyes. Are you a little exotic looking at all?
>>37153041
a little, but most guess baltic/russian
>>37152777
>>37152888
I don't speak farsi but I'm going to try and learn it as my foreign language requirement at uni.
>tfw good family history info
>>37153072
My specific mix gave me brown skin, so I'm usually identified as Indian, even though i'm not.shitsucks
>>37153104
so your dad also tried to set you up with a girl from Iran? I don't think I've ever been more furious at my dad, he apologised over and over when I told him how fucking angry it made me
She was a friend of the family looking for easy asylum, I'm not some chess pawn used to create family connections
>>37153178
Iranian girls are qt though
>grand-grandpa was WWI hero in Austrian army
>etc. etc.
>oldest recorded relative fought Dracula.
One long line of badasses, ending in my neet ass. Feels kinda bad.
>>37152603
>fifty shades of 'eh'
kekekekekekekekekekeekekekkekeke
>>37153178
He hasn't done it yet. He said if I'm not married or in a serious relationship by the time I turn 27, he's going back to Iran with my grandfather to find a girl to try and force me to marry
>>37152310
How do you know if you've never tried it?
>>37145159
You prolly have a big dikke
I heard hungarian have the biggest dicks in europe
>>37143510
Damn, OP, you could've had it all but that one fucking jewess ruined everything. I wish it didn't have to be this way, I really do, but you're getting the oven since you're a full-blooded matrilineal kike
>>37151906
Damn, you could have been pure aryan but then your dad just had to stick his dick in a mongoloid whore.
>tfw Italian first name and French last name
It's a saturday night and I'm filling out a family tree for a bunch of people who don't even care.
>>37154679
>dutch catholics
Ok, what was the 80 years' war all about, again? Or are you some filthy immigrant.
>>37154679
what would you write about?
I tried writing a bit, but I'm actually very bad with words. I have a draft of a novel that is dystopian, but I have difficulty writing it 'properly'.
>>37143510
My familly tree is fucking boring , wish I could know where I'm from
>>37150808
nigger fggot
>>37154728
Not an immigrant. I'm from the south of the country, which has always been catholic. The eighty years war was started by Holland, which was/is protestant. After the war the catholics were subjugated to severe religious rules which lasted until the 1800's. The Netherlands doesn't have a history of religious tolerance, that's bullshit propaganda they shove down our throats to get us to accept muslim migrants.
>>37154748
I write literary fiction (you know, like the stuff you had to read for English) and I'm almost ready so send my debut novel to a bunch of publicists. If you want to write, just practise, bro. Try writing some short stories first, that's much easier than an entire novel.
>>37154867
My draft is 28 pages, but that is a very rough draft. I keep trying to write the beginning but am unsure of my writing style- how to continue. Probably need practice, yes. I also keep thinking it sucks dick and I should flush it down the toilet except I have it on my stationary pc and dropbox so that wouldn't really work
Anyways, good luck on your novel, anon
>>37154953
Thanks, you too. And don't forget, the first draft of everything is shit, but after enough revising and rewriting you got yourself a nice polished turd.
>>37154867
Yeah, because the southern part of the Netherlands should be Belgium.
>>37145440
my point is, most christian traditions are separate from jewish ones, and they are only tangentially related, so it makes no more sense to say judeo-christian traditions than it does to day christian-muslimo traditions. Both may share similar beliefs, but the fact that one predates (and may have in some ways influenced) the other doesn't mean that they should be included.
About 80 % of jews are leftists. That's hardly a marginal difference, especially when 65 % of whites are right wing (even though Jews claim to be White)
Also, I'm not ashamed. Just arguing the truth. And the nation of Israel is no nation that I will ever be a part of.
>>37155124
>muh joos
LITERALLY kill yourself immediately
>>37155147
I will, but not until I kill all of the other jews first.
My family tree
originnallllallalllalll
Here you go R9K, here's my family tree
>>37155257
>i will never be you..ever
bump for the ancestorshgfs
and another bump because i am not done
I'm surprised there's no other Indians or Chinese or Asians in general in this thread
I'm Indian American, grandparents moved to the US after partition or some shit
making the image is too much work desu, it's all indian
>>37156150
>too much work
just like pooing in a loo I guess.
another bump, almost ready
finally its done original
>>37156899
>Mexican ginger
God literally hates you. Fucking kek.
>>37157570
he must be louis ck.