Post gay/lesbian experiences you've had

Do you not fucking see the LGBT subforum?

>>37143207
do you slink to the memory?

>>37143215
>subforum
Kiss your sister
That's a blue board, and there's no rule saying lgbt shit can only be posted there

>>37143215
So? /r9k/ has no one set topic, I don't see why a thread about one time experiences can't be shared.

>>37143207
>they looked different than hers and I got sad
Why? How old were you?

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>>37143207
I'm bi so I've had too many, not sure which to post.

>>37143453
post the first time you saw a vagina in a sexual/tesaing context. (gym room with whole class doesn't count)

sucked my roomates cock in a psych ward I was in once

>>37143207
>Out drinking in shitty little town with orbiter friend and his girlfriend he's spent most of the night ignoring.
>She's a 4/10-ish, average, not that smart.
>He's a steampunk, fedora wearing autismo with a jew nose and a chipped front tooth.
>He's been trying to get me to sleep with him since college, he's not hideous but his personality makes me want to kill him.
>They convince me to go for a drunk walk after pub.
>We go to some stone circle thing, it's early hours of the monring.
>She lays down on the slab in the middle and he kneels over her.
>She sucks him off, he beckons me over and asks me to get involved.
>Not into him at all because he's spergy as fuck, so I take a long look at them both, decide what I must do.
>She's clean shaven and preferable to him in every way.
>I lean down, lick her gently. She makes a positive sound, doesn't taste of anything since I'm pretty drunk and she's clean.
>He thinks I'm doing it for his benefit and starts making some stupid noises.
>Tune him out, go down on her properly and rub myself off because otherwise he'd want to fuck me and lol no.
>Didn't cum, didn't really care. She had a good time and I felt sorry for her dating him.

>Years later my instincts were proven correct and if I ever see him again I will break his fucking neck.

>>37143624
you better have finished the job.
pysch wards fucking suck
being in a mental hospital will make you crazy and being in jail will make you into a criminal.
was it an adult unit or adolescent?

>>37143681
it was only for like ten seconds lol. adult. The faggot told the staff on me the next day, when he fuucking initiated it.

>>37143453
I'm a bi guy not girl lulz

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>>37143207
Gay anon here


I've had none ever

Wow this thread was a blast you guys, I hope everyone enjoyed reading my contribution

I was getting drunk with a friend. Pretty feminine guy, got bullied a lot for it. But he had dated girls, I didn't know if he was into guys or not. As for me, I was kinda just kinda confused.

Must have been like 4am, we had been drinking while watching movies and talking for hours. He was moving away for university a few days after. He started leaning on me on the couch, and by the end of the movie we were basically cuddling. Once it ended, we stayed like this for a few minutes.

He told me he would miss me. I told him I would miss him too. I started hugging him. He hugged back. None of us let go. I started caressing his head. He shivered a bit. Looked up to me. Then he tried to kiss me. I was surprised and jumped back. He started apologizing. He looked so sorry, on the verge of tears. I grabbed his head and kissed him. It lasted for a long time, felt like hours. Turned into outright making out, with him on top of me. We ended up falling asleep like this, on the couch. When I woke up in the early afternoon, he was already gone.

We never talked about it again.

>>37143641
>instincts were correct

what did he do, anon?

>>37143847
Feelsbadman I know the feel.

>>37143884
Very cute story, my friend

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>>37143847
>Gay, closeted and introverted
>Impossible for me to lose my virginity in a meaningful way because the only way to meet other guys is through hookup sites or bars

>>37143207
my every experience with lesbians is that they're hateful little bastards who'll fantasise about violently murdering you and spew vicious invective for any minor infraction or outright try to molest you
I hate lesbians so much take your fetishes elsewhere

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>>37143207
Gonna tell about my last party with friends

>playing do or dare(i think that's how it's called in english, dunno)
>if the person doesn't want to do something, he has to drink pure cachaca(sugarcane liquor)
>we are already quite drunk
>friend of mine dare me to lick another guys ass for 10 seconds
>cute guy who actually wants my dick spread his butt in front of me
>lick and kiss it
>after that another friend dares that guy to suck my dick for 30 seconds
>i'm not even hard, but whatever he did it anyway
>another friend dares me to do the same and suck the one who did it on me
>he was indeed hard(because he's gay) and sucked it for 30 seconds, it was like nothing for me
>they spin the bottle again
>now they dare me to penetrate him or vice versa
>drink the liquor and got insanely drunk

Well, i indeed fucked guys before, but i guess my gay phase is over

>>37143941

>After a couple of years not talking to him much he calls me up
>Needs a place to stay in my town
>Funeral of a family member
>I have my own place
>Reluctantly agree to let him sleep on the couch for one night
>Gotta work early next morning so tell him to close the door on the way out and it'll lock itself
>Spend the night having an ok time, play some vidya, chat about stuff, get a little flirty
>He starts talking about fetishes, porn, stuff like that.
>Play alng for a bit then go to bed
>Get home from work the next afternoon and he's been through my bedroom (off limits to him)
>Ransacked everything
>Left boxes from under the bed strewn everywhere
>Didn't steal anything, was looking for sex toys because of a convo we had the night before
>See red
>He's at the funeral
>His sttuff is still at mine
>Take it to the hotel where I work (nearby, run by family)
>Text him to come get his shit, call him out on what he did
>Denies everything
>Sends his friend in to get his stuff

>Heard he moved to Scotland. Will kill him dead if I ever see him again.

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>>37144069
So... You all are gay, then? Even blacking out drunk and playing Truth Or Dare, I can't imagine myself daring one of my straight friends to do some gay shit, I'd be afraid they'd think of me as a sex-craved degenerate voyeur for the rest of my life


I'm not saying that's what you guys are, I'm just wondering what the vibe is at this party

>>37143847
I wanna have a gay experience with you

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>>37143847
these threads are pretty depressing to read tbqh. not sure why i torture myself like this

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>15 years old
>over at a friend's house
>spending the night there
>I get done with taking a shower
>go into friend's room to change
>think he'll leave for a minute while I do so
>"dude, it's cool, just change in front of me, I won't look"
>he looks right at me the whole time
>remove towel
>"man nice dick"
>uh, thanks
>"can I touch it?"
>uh............. if you want
>he walks over and starts playing with it
>get a huge boner
>"haha that's gay, bro" and he walks out of the room

I still don't get what happened

>>37144122
90% of them were gay, yes.
I usually hang out with whatever person can handle my strong personality and i'm pretty degenerate to say so myself.

Too bad the lesbian couple didn't want to play, i would fuck both of them, but you know how it is, gay guys are so fucking easy.

>>37143847
This tbqh famalam.

How is it that so many robots got frisky with ostensibly straight guys when they were younger? Are you all just fucking lying, or is there something about early gay experiences that turns you to r9k?

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Me and my friend used to pretend to hump each other all the time in the locker room, it was a class clown kind of thing but I got hard a couple of times he was feminine as fuck and I would have fucked him if he was into it. We also one time convinced a chinese exchange student to dress up in girls clothes, then laughed it off and said no homo when some girls started questioning us about it.

>>37144294
Was the Chinese boy a qt? What sort of clothes?

Yes I'm a degenerate with a half boner rn

>>37144100
>raids female friend's room
>doesn't steal any panties

amateur hour here

>tfw all my friends are ugly
feels so bad man
i guess that means im probably ugly too

>>37144357
He was, it was just some extra clothes we had in the costume room

>>37144398
>he was
Nice
>it was just some extra clothes

A blouse? Skirt? Crop top? A dress? A girly hat? Stockings? Heels? Be fucking specific you teasing mong

>>37143681
Adolescents mental wards are basically 24/7 orgies.

>was in one for a few months
>ended up fucking a pregnant girl
>a suicidal, self harming anorexic
>and my roommate
>a guy with severe depression, agoraphobia, and a bad fear of school after he had gotten beaten up there
>also night terrors
>acted like a stereotypical flaming faggot
>very cute tho, and a nice guy
>I started getting close to him, we had similar interests
>saw him look at me while I was changing in the morning
>heard him try to discreetly jerk off at night
>after a week of him doing it every night I ended up saying "I can hear you, you know"
>he stopped, didn't answer
>next morning was awkward as fuck
>all day he avoids me
>bed time
>he apologizes, tells me he won't do it again, asks me to not tell the staff.
>I tell him I don't mind
>he looks very surprised
>nurses comes in to tell us to turn off the lights
>in the dark he asks me to repeat
>I tell him everything, that I've seen him look at me, that I've looked at him too, and again that I don't mind it all.
>I tell him I've been jerking off while listening to him do it
>he quietly asks me "If you want we can..."
>doesn't finish his phrase
>I tell him to continue "...do it together"
>I get out of my bed, get into his
>kiss him, feel that he's already hard
>kiss him again
>that night we just jerked each other off, but we kept going further night after night
>took his virginity a week later
>by the end of my stay we would even do stuff during the day
>I visited him often, and after he got out we kept seeing each other
>but we drifted apart

I miss him, desu. Started to develop feelings, and was scared to tell him, when he was clearly waiting for it.

>>37143207
My high school friend occasionally sat on my lap at lunch a few times as a joke then he got a girlfriend and pretty much dropped us only to come back maybe 1 month.

>>37143215
Shut up faggot. post more lesbian stories. No transvestites! Youre not lesbians

>>37144490
holy fucc that's gay.

>>37144490
h-hot desu
orinagial

>>37144490
Holy shit anon. That's hot as fuck. That boy was clearly into you, you retard. Why did you let him "drift apart". Text him/message him/whatever him right now, I don't care how long it's been.