>tfw pencil dick I JUST WANT 6" GIRTH DAMMIT

>>37143014
six inches of girth means you'd be packing a mason jar. y tho

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>>37143014
>that bending

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>tfw you were so insecure about your size that you measure a toilet paper roll
>it measures 5.5 inches or around there
>stick hard dick into it
>can't get tip through it

I don't know how to feel about this.

Jesus that looks unwieldy as fuck, looks like his body is struggling to put enough blood in there to make it actually fully hard. Fuck that.

>>37143068
That means you have an extremely fat dick and shouldn't even worry anymore.
Your length is good for blowjobs and deep fucking without causing pain, and the girth drives girls and guys crazy.

Have fun destroying buttholes or ruining vaginas, anon.

Your girth should be within an inch of your length, the size itself doesn't matter as much as the aesthetic.

What a terrifying penis that man has

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>>37143189
>Your girth should be within an inch of your length, the size itself doesn't matter as much as the aesthetic.
>tfw 7x5

>>37143189
>aesthetic
doesn't matter as long (kek) it's a slutslayer

>>37143331
Your antenna dick is not a "slut slayer."

>>37143068
>try the toilet roll trick
>dick slips through with ease
>doesnt even come out the other end
why live?

>>37143436
to become a sissy cocksleave for the men who pass the tp test

>>37143451
>to become a sissy cocksleave for the men who pass the tp test
But I'm not gay

>>37143493
It's not gay when your dick is that small.

>>37143014
Jesus christ how long is that thing and what do I do to have it inside me

>>37143068
Please destroy my anus, anon

>>37143014
pencil or not that is a VERY aesthetic cock

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>>37143555
N-No thanks Anon. I don't swing that way..

>>37143047
girth = circumference
Six inches is not that big

>>37143068
I have the same girth. Still seems skinny. Porn has ruined perceptions I guess

>>37143715
Y-you don't like girls?
Th-that's gay

>tfw dicklet and pencildick
is becoming a cute girl (male) worth it?

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>>37143883
O-Oh, you're a fembot. Thought you were a girl (male).

Sorry I have a gf.

>>37143969
L-lucky gf to have her pooter destroyed every night

god i wish that were me

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>>37144117
One day, one day.
If it makes you feel any better, her and I are in a LDR, so she hasn't gotten her pooter destroyed yet.

>>37144117
post weewee

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>tfw you're obese but still have a decent dick

>>37144309
webm unreIated?

>>37144288
lel
everyone look at this fag who thinks he will one day have sex

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>>37144327
B-But I do have a gf Anon-kun.

>>37144309
>really sweating up my southern sauna

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>>37144324
reee fuck you I like my penis

>>37144441
is that the same dick? webm must be a bad angle or you've put on weight

>>37143014
Look at what youre doing anon, youre sitting here typing a pathetic thread on an anime image board about the size of your cock to a bunch of strangers knowing damn well your dick is not really that small. I think youd be hard pressed to find one woman in this world that finds the size of your cock more sad than this retarded fucking thread you insecure beta fuck. You arent sad because of your dick size, youre sad because you dont have the mentality to not overthink the littlest, most minute thing in life...... and that thing im talking about is your dick, dicklet. Kek.

>>37143014

> tfw 8.5 inch long 2.5 inch wide dick
> tfw the Jews mutilated me at birth and stole my foreskin
> tfw that no matter what I do roasties will experiene orgasmic pleasure I can never hope to comprehend

Why me?

>>37144424
y-you too

>>37144460
Bad angle then, I haven't really changed in size in a long time.

>>37143909
Dicklets can't be pencildicks, see: >>37143189

>>37144304
I do not have a weewee
feels bad man

>>37144288
Ah I see
Tbh I'm considering LDR with this one qt but man idk if I can do it
Distance is hard and I'm clingy

>>37144633
girls have weewees boys have peepees

>>37143014

>Tfw when dick is longer than both my hands stacked on top of eachother and almost as thick as my forearm

Feels bad because women still think I'm ugly

>>37143014
that dick is like the string of a double bass

>>37144487
Too big bro
>>37144504
Pl......please DON'T tell you are struggling with gettin' a waifu!
>tfw just saw Alien: Covenant a couple of hours ago with senpai
>tfw snuck 4 beers and 1 mike's hard lemonade from parents
>tfw sneakly chugging throughout the film in dark using my sweater to muffle the "ksszzzz" of can opening
>tfw was drunkenly eating Jacks in back seat afterwards
>tfw checking my usual boards; /k/, /cgl/, /pol/ and /g/
>tfw fuck it, let's check out this hell called /r9k/
>of course, filled with sad wojaks
>tfw my eye target on cocks
>tfw checking out the weenies here
>mfw it's a slimey mess down stairs because of this thread
The same feels you get about tits and ass, I get with weiners!
>tfw all the dudes around my neighborhood that are potential viable bf are eithers gay chads or shut ins (they can't even look at my eye to talk to me)!
>all the chads I know are 6-7 years older than me!
Can't wait for college (community)!
>going for mechanic
God damn, I DON'T wanna use dating apps though.
Sorru for rant dude

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>>37144657
Depending on the people involved, it can be tricky. But if you're committed and find ways to spend time together, I'm sure you could make it work.

What distance are we talking here? I'm lucky we're only 3 hours away from each other and both are massive hermits.

>>37144825
STOP pretending to be a girl ffs

>>37144825
>Pl......please DON'T tell you are struggling with gettin' a waifu!
I'm obese, no one wants to touch me, people are disgusted at the thought of me. I've never held a girls hand and I don't think I've ever had one that knows what I look like have any interest in my beyond "that hamplanet I talk to sometimes." The only girl I've ever showed it to was some girl that claimed to be obsessed with me and then after I showed her my dick she made fun of it.

At least your night was good friendo.

>>37144825
you should become a willy wars referee

>>37144830
Yeah I'm not sure if I'm ready to put in the time or effort
And different countries kek

>>37143014
How long is that? You must have tiny baby hands or be a turbo manlet.

>>37144309
>tfw fantasize about getting abused by a fat guy with a nice dick
M-more like this?

>>37144727
I am not posting my weewee, Anon that's lewd you silly boy hehe >w<

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>>37144997
here's this one too I guess

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>>37144941
Da fuck is that?
>>37144928
Maybe steroids? Not bodybuilding levels though. A threshold (mentally) will break be it good or bad.
>>37144894
pic related (yes I'm a spic)

>>37145030
Jesus Christ man, do you have a stomach in each of those bellies?

>>37145053
>that picture
>proving anything
timestamp

>>37144487
Send pics of manmeat please

>>37145053
You're cute. I wish you could take my kissless, hugless, handholdless virginity.

>>37145053
>Maybe steroids? Not bodybuilding levels though. A threshold (mentally) will break be it good or bad.
wh-what

>>37145063
Maybe? I've been obese since like 11 so who knows what's actually going on inside me anymore.

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>>37145069
No! You can follow me at twitter @*********

>>37145053
Willy Wars is a game two guys masturbate together and whoever loses (cums first) has to eat the willy juice and allow the victor to fuck his butt.

>>37145030
I THOUGHT THIS WAS A SHIRT! FUCK YOU!

>>37145030
You're not gonna lose that weight tugging your dick.

>>37145155
Oh, so it's a british tradition!
>tfw I sort a wanna be a freak but I DON'T wanna be a roastie, single mother nor STD ridden
>>37145094
I DON'T know dude. I'm just scared of the future.

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>on the internet
>discussing penises
>AGAIN

>>37145231
>comes to a Burmese meatball aficionado website
>expecting topics other than penises

???

>>37145213
What kind of penises do you like?

>>37145179
I'm not sure what you mean..

>>37145194
I barely even tug my dick anymore, I just get hard and take photos for attention

>>37145213
>I'm just scared of the future
Why?

>>37145304
>tfw I DON'T know
>tfw I only had sex with my male cousin
>tfw it wasn't weird because I've only met him a few times (I'm in California, he's in Kentucky)
>tfw my dad would probably kick any of my potenial bf's ass! (Ex-gangster)
>tfw I DON'T do shit will dudes around here (besides what I've mentioned) because I'm scared of internet rumors (catty friends, but still my friends, fear of outcast/pariah)
>tfw I fantasize about doing porn in mask
So no reference for dicks. I assume I might be repulsed by microdicks and fucked up, circumcised dicks. I just don't know.

>>37145357
The uncertainty. Because of the death of my brother and future of mankind in general. I feel something big is gonna happen (catastrophy/extinction/elites culling peasants/gamma rays/aliens/super volcanos/nuclear war/other shit i can't imagine).

>>37145435
The chances of those things happening are so small that it's pointless to even think about them honestly, you just need to forget about them

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>>37143014
Tfw when a little under 7 inch length and 6-6.5 inch girth depending on where you measure.

Downside is my foreskin can't go all the way back when erect unless I manually pull it and it slightly skews to the left due to fapping 5 times a day for the last 15 years or so.

>>37145485
Well. When I gt high, think about theh future, know the trauma of seeing death and losing a loved one, about life, the universe and it origin.... i get filled with utter awe and terror.

Oky...sllepness duuude. Good lick

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Have any pencil-ish guy here had any problems with putting condoms on? do they slip?

>>37143014
That is one gross dick.

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>>37143014
>I JUST WANT 6" GIRTH

No, you don't
Anything past 5.5" girth it's going to cause you problems
Pick a measuring tape and see how big are 6" around

>>37143014
ngl thats fucking disgusting, looks like it could snap anytime

>>37143014
fucking lol that looks like a mushroom stalk

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>tfw 6.2 inches girth

FEELS GOOD SENPAI

>>37145779
proper size can't slip.
rule of thumb: (girth in mm/2)-5
e.g. girt of 125mm (~5") equals size 57 condom