Piss collections

>>37139933
Drink some water or you wont even finish 5

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I made a thread about piss bottles too. Got removed or down the catalogue.

>>37139933
>33
>Masonic Dubs
Nice

>tfw you will never make a piss swastika. Why even live?

>>37139933
is that just old piss or are you dehydrated as fuck?
Also I've left bottles for months and they end up getting the crystal like shards in them, anyone else notice this?

Im just realy dehydrated, but the brown ones are moldy ontop of that. I have also noticed the shard molds>>37140519

Why the fuck would you do that?

How much effort does it take to piss in a toilet, you retard?

>>37141432
>how much effort does it take
too much
you seem to forget that /r9k/ used to be mainly the home of the cripplingly lazy/depressed and very socially inept ppl

>>37141526
How do you get from lazy/depressed/socially inept to immobile and extremely unhygienic? Pretty big leap.

>>37139933
Ladies and gentlemen, the current state of the white race.

>>37141646
when youre too lazy to move you piss in bottles and piss bottles arent that unhygienic just keep the lid on

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no you only need 5 more wtf

>>37141788
Go back to pol. We don't need your shit leaking in here.

>>37141788
why is everyone shitting on his piss swastika? I think it's sexy

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>>37139933
Just 10 more to go, buddy. You've almost made it. Congratulations!

>>37139933
Question: why do people do this?

Too lazy to leave room and piss? But you must leave your room to get those bottles somewhere....

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>>37139933
nice collection lad. i've got a piss decanter nowadays it's like it was designed to be a piss bottle the top of it is the perfect shape to hold the tip of my dick

>>37141807
>can't count to pisswastika

>>37141904
for a lot of people its not being too lazy to leave the room, its being able to avoid the possibility of social contact by not having to leave and walk to the bathroom

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>>37141984
fo reall?

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>>37139933
Timestamp or gtfo SIM bot

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rate my collection friends

>>37142008
Can you not count
He needs 2 on the left, 4 on the top, and 4 on the right
Totalling to 10

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>>37139933
nigga drink some fucking water

Man I love having a sink in my room. I just piss in that

>>37139933
Please drink more water, OP

>>37140167
I would drink that

>>37141891
this gif is the most revolting part of this thread

>>37139933
My god, why is your piss so dark? Drink more water you stupid shithead.

>not installing a sink in the basement and pissing in that
jesus you are dehydrated as fuck

>>37139933
>>37140167

Do you like collecting the piss bottles, in a "wow how much of this disgusting liquid can I accumulate" sort of way OR are you just lazy

>>37139933

How the fuck do you fit your dicks through the hole in the water bottles without getting piss all over the place?

Death colored piss.

>>37143411
I've been wondering that aswell

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Please stop this. What purpose does collecting piss serve?

Someone please inform me

i used to pee pee in a peanut butter jar and empty it every day and rinse it out pretty regularly. did that for years and years. i threw it away about two weeks ago and walk all the way to the bathroom now. im in my 30's lol.

>>37139933

>live in basement
>floor drain leads straight to sewage tank

Its like my own personal toilet. No bottles for me anymore

>>37139933
Your piss is a little dark OP.

>>37139933
how can you have so many empty water bottles and still be dehydrated

just sitting down to piss is infinitely easier than taking care of a dozen piss bottles

>>37139933
Mom told me how my uncle had what's called a piss bucket because the bathroom was down stairs and he was too lazy to go. He was super Chad too. Don't be ashamed of piss bottles, piss jugs, or your piss buckets. It's literally a big segment of the population who is doing it!

>>37141432

Can't speak for the others, but I have to piss in bottles right now because my leg is broken and I can't put any weight on it for the next three months. It's easier than having to get up and hop on one leg with my walker to the bathroom, carefully lower myself into a sitting position on the toilet while tucking my dick in, then having to pull myself back to my feet and gimp back to my room. With the bottle I can just sit up, piss, wipe off the tip of my dick and then resume my NEETing.

>have female cousin with boyfriend who had crippling social anxiety
>whenever he was visiting he didn't dare leaving the room in order to go to the toilet, would piss in bottles instead
>he emptied the piss bottles through the window which was above the garage
>entire neighbourhood stank piss
>her parents eventually got sick of his shit and forced him to clean the entire driveway
>he broke up with her after that

>>37143498
You aim the hole it's easy duh.

I do it causes I don't want to wake up mom late at night, have over 40

>>37145899
Yeah and emember the Chad from bodybuilding forums who always peed in bottles and had that crazy story with a girl who came over, it's super common.

>>37139933
How lazy can you be, just walk to the toilet it's not like you're running a marathon.

>>37142280
It took you to fill 30 bottles with urine for you to realise you're dehydrated as fuck? Isn't that why people do this in the first place? To check their hydration?

>>37139933
Couldn't you just make a thinner swassy and then drink the rest?

And I thought finding a decade old urine sample in my Grandmothers cupboard was the pinnacle of obscure hoarding

>>37146632
the fuck that's even grosser. was it evaporated or what

>>37146632
I wonder what a doctor would say if, when they asked you for a urine sample, you gave them that. When the test results came back, they would probably say something pretty strange.

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>>37139933
>>37140167
>>37142280
Leave those bottles long enough and all of your basements will start to smell like Howard Hughes' personal viewing room

>>37139933
You need 18 more if you wish to continue the pattern of the bottom one.

2 on the left 8 on the one above and another 8 on the one on the right.

>>37146658
Nah there was still some in it, quite yellow but it smelt pungent without even taking of fthe lid

>>37146663
They'd probably wonder first and foremost why the fuck its fermented

that's all soda or oil or something right? this is just le fun meme right? we're just having lulz right?
i seriously hope you guys don't do this

>>37146710
I feel myself deteriorating internally as I get older and I'm not even old.

I keep second guessing myself when I count or read because I often don't get the answer correctly if I try.

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>>37139933
Pissed in this 2 weeks ago. Smells horrible

>>37146827
>not even a lid

you're an animal

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>>37146854
Don't worry, I ended it's smelly existence. Now I don't have to breath tainted air.

>>37146827
Is that marmite? You're disgusting, anon.

>>37146952
You could have done that in the first place no intermediate steps required. You know instead of creating a possible biohazard in your own home

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It's literally a 5 foot walk to my toilet. Why the fuck do you people do this? Scared mommy will catch you up late again?

>>37146827
Your Countdown homebrand raspberry jam probably
needs to be thrown out now cause you left its lid off
whilst in the vicinity of a urine filled beer bottle