Are prostitutes a waste of money? Should I go for it?

>>37136876
You can just jack off if you need to satisfy a slim veneer of the biological imperative. If you're the kind of person that patronizes prostitutes due to their own lack of ability with women then it means you are pathetic enough to turn to wasting money on them. The true benefits of being with a woman-love, comfort, family-these cannot be satisfied in even a small way with a prostitute. Why waste a lot of money for something likely to be only marginally more pleasurable than just handling your cock yourself? Sex is no great thing unless it is done with two people who truly desire each other, and a prostitute does not desire you, she desires your money.

On a deeper level it shows that you're a failed man if you need to pay direct for sex. Sex is easy if you actually play along with the bitch, yeah you're gonna spend some money, but tricking a bitch outta pussy off a $50 dinner is way more thrilling than paying a couple hundred to some dried up cunt whose so far gone that strangers dicks in her doesn't not even register on her moral compass. It's much better to fuck girls who still have shame.

>>37136876
if it's gonna be your first time ever fucking a prostitute, go for it, don't listen to these anons.

if it's gonna be your first time ever having sex, listen to these anons.

>>37136876
>The true benefits of being with a woman-love, comfort, family-these cannot be satisfied in even a small way with a prostitute.
Fuck off roastie

>>37137026
>if it's gonna be your first time ever fucking a prostitute, go for it, don't listen to these anons.
Yes, I've had plenty of sex, just never with a prostitute. I'm on a 10 week dry spell and there's no woman in sight.
Found a professional who looks nice, has good ratings on the local hooker website and fair prices. 100 EUR / hour. Her grammar and spelling are also perfect, which is very important to me. Few things are worse turn-offs than flawed spelling.

>>37136956
>It's much better to fuck girls who still have shame.
as if... lmao

>>37137176
Pro hooker fucker here anon, I'd say go for it just to try it out, but don't become addicted to the fact that sex can be obtained so easily. I was usually getting the $100 HHR whores and I spent like $2000 over a course of 3 months

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>>37137176
>Yes, I've had plenty of sex

LEAVE

>tfw too scared of legal repercussions

>>37137176
go for it and dont listen to those losers. Dont be afraid to tell her exactly what you want, she's paid to fulfill your desires.

>>37137176
>Her grammar and spelling are also perfect
ok (?)
maybe look for cheaper hookers, but if that fee is good for you, go for it. sometimes prostitutes fuck better then cute funny gfs

>>37137283
>>37137253
Thanks. Probably going to do it.
It might be exciting to fuck a woman who would be out of my league otherwise.

>>37137391
i'm glad for you fampai

>>37137269
They're after the hookers, not the guys fucking them. I mean occasionally they'll bust some poor loser trying to get his dick wet but 99% of the time they want the hooker/pimp soliciting it.

It's like buying drugs. They don't care about the guy who guys a gram of coke, they want the fella with the stash of it for sale.

>>37137176
>Her grammar and spelling are also perfect, which is very important to me
uh

>>37136876
Johnfag here,
Been with 25 or so by now. Depends on how you judge waste of money. I used to buy tons of stupid shit like MTG cards and PVC animu figures. Or just regular strippers.

Anyway, its an expensive habit, but I'd much rather have made the investment than suffered as a KHV.

>>37136955
>You can just jack off if you need to satisfy a slim veneer of the biological imperative.
I know we're only in May but this is a run in for "Most Fedora Thing Said of the Year" award

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>>37137505
Well, I am an atheist so I guess I shouldn't be surprised

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Does anyone remember the name of that prostitute that does these comic strips about her daily experiences. I remember them being really demeaning and weird.

The comics were posted here a few months ago

>>37137535
okay banting about it puts you back in the lab category

>>37137474
>>37137301
I'm attracted to intelligent women

>tfw fuck escorts because insecure about my dick and I know they dont give a shit
>tfw most of them are shit at their job but ive fucked about 10 of them.

Honestly its a waste of money. They rush.
>Lots of "rules" sometimes.
>Hardly ever the girl in the pic and if it is she looks homeless when you meet her.
>the thought of knowing youre like the 5th dude thats been in her that same day is kinda off putting.

My advice to you guys who are curious. As soon as you find one you like that actually lets you fuck her or at least is decent in bed, keep her.
Become a regular so you wont be struggling with these whores.

>>37137176
>Her grammar and spelling are also perfect, which is very important to me.
Patrician as fuck.

>>37136956
I dont fuck prostitutes but its the sane thing t b h ...

>>37137259
It's not hard. Even some fish can do it :^)

Too afraid to try getting in a relationship because I have a literal micropenis so I paid a prostitute just so I could sate my curiosity. I'd rather have someone who I'll never see again judge me, rather than someone who might ever give a shit about it.

It was....meh. I can say I had sex but if anything it made me feel worse afterwards.

Everything is a waste, you need to live in the woods and wear discarded tissue boxes on your feet if you want real wealth

Do it big OP, 100 eurobucks an hour is a steal

US rates are like $300/hr for a lady who is stable and attractive

>>37136876
How do you guess find prostitutes? I thought you were all weird shut-ins?

>>37139247
Prostitution is legal in my country.
There are several websites where hookers can advertise, list prices, their dos and don'ts, etc
Customers can rate them, and they can rate customers. Overall increases safety and satisfaction. It should be legal everywhere

>>37139311
Yeah, its sort of sketchy in America and difficult from a logistic standpoint if you don't live in a big city. If it were legal and legit here I would have probably fucked dozens by now, but the streetwalker STD stereotype is too prominent/real here.

>>37139247
I use review boards to make sure the girl does what I want before booking.
Otherwise there are tons of girls on backpage.

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>>37136876
Don't pay for a handjob, it's like paying to run a marathon - you could just do it on your own time for free.

>>37136876
Don't fall for the hooker meme

>>37136876
Rather this then a gf that is dishonest.
I dont care either way.

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>>37136876
They're definitly a waste of money, a hundred (or several) bucks for 3 mins of in n out, cause let's be honest there's no point in lasting any longer than 3 mins, then 5 mins of awkward small talk and you're on your way home.
It's so fucking expensive for so little.

Then again, money is meant to be spent, either on food or stupid shit. If you really dig it, give it a try, but at least pick a really sexy one, not a cheap nigger monkey.

>>37136956
>It's much better to fuck girls who still have shame.

Should I be a rapist instead?

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>>37140115
>there's no point in lasting any longer than 3 mins

>>37136876
Sure go for it. It's probably a waste of money if you make it an habit, but I found it pretty useful to go a couple times and get the sense of what it's like to touch and fuck a woman.

>>37140115
>3mins of in and out
Are you tapping chicks raw bro?
I can't feel a goddamn thing with a condom on. I basically have pornstar stamina... but not by choice.

>>37139152
???
You can get decent hoes for like 160/hour

>>37140314
Depends on your condom, some are really light sensations wise.
What's more, the average virgin robot who didn't talk to a girl in twenty years shouldn't have trouble cumming at lighting speed in a hot hooker's ass imo.