Date tonight

>>37136554
>"I shaved my legs for tonight" is an acceptable thing to say to someone you don't know, before an initial date

I want to live alone in the wild like a caveman

>>37136554
Why the flying fuck are you even posting this here? Just to hurt our feelings? Are you so sad anon that your best bet a couple laughs is posting your succes with a tinder whore here?
Fuck off and never come back jackass.

>>37136599
I've been pretty crass with her especially when we spoke on the phone.

>>37136668
I'm a robot too.

>>37136668
These people take great pleasure (probably almost comparable to their animalistic, disgusting sex) in lonely people getting angry and jealous of them. So just leave him here on his own.

Everyone please continue saging this thread.

>>37136747
What you're describing is the feeling when a girl you personally have feelings for is with another man.

You shouldn't feel angry at all considering you don't know her (presumably).

>getting your PE
>then joining the military

what the fuck are you doing?

>>37136817
I might want to join military at some point in my life.

Might not.

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>>37136845
no
you join when you have no job prospects and start your career then decide to stay or not, either way guaranteed a job

and if you have a PE you already have a job

you dont just waltz into the military if you feel like it

trust me you either see the contractors paychecks or you see no paycheck and panic

>>37136554
>Graduate
>Work as an Engineer
>THEN join the military

You retard

>>37136931
>>37136959

Okay, noted. That's actually what I was originally planning (military if no prospects) but I was kinda just trying to write a bunch of nonsense to answer her question in the wrong context.

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>>37137000
yea well now we can back to the original point that even though you did write some retarded shit she would lap it up since she wants your dick bad you fucking normalscum

>>37137056
Yeah, the phone call was kinda critical in establishing her propensity to lap.

Alright, have you smashed before? No you're a robot, not a Chad. Are you desperate enough to want any sweet walls or not? No you're making this thread because you're unsure. If it's literally over body alone, tell her to send you a recent pic to show a friend (us). Its just a Tinder bitch therefore unlikely to want to go further so doesn't matter if she doesn't do it. Asking for the picture is the only way to reduce odd of sticking your dick into a tub of lard. The other ways are pretty much only a loss.

>>37136716
>about to go on a date
>gg-guys I-im a robot t-too!
NORMIE GET OUT

>>37137135
I've had a few girlfriends and I'm like the world's greatest lover so I banged them all the time. I've had lots of sex but not with a lot of women.

Not desperate enough to poke a pig.

I'll consider it dating experience so I'm not going to bother with determining if she's too big and then not going. From her pics, she's really hot, she can't be much bigger than she is in her photos.

We're meeting downtown, if she's groce then I'll tell her I'm not attracted to her but we can be friends.

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Update.

Should I concede to 9?

>>37137782
I did so. Should I show up early, on time, or fashionably late?

>>37136554
Holy shit, it's like trying to talk to a fucking child. Are all women this vapid and uninteresting? Her conversational skills are absolutely trash-tier and she probably has a sub-90 IQ. Get out while you still can, or just pump and dump, you fucking normie

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>>37138178
Welp, never mind.

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>>37138312
Got damn just drive your car over to her place and bang fucking hell

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>>37138384
>I would have always up for good rough car sex

Anyway, I don't have a car (yet). My mommy is buying me my first car and I'll have it next week sometime. I have my full licence at least.

seems a bit too keen m8. id suggest meeting her and gauging her and if you decide to lay the pipe wear a condom 4sure

God I hate that you can never undo shit on the online client.

>Click geotech systems before retreating to the Mon I want to put energy on
>Can't cancel, have to attach the energy to the Mon I wanted to retreat

These code monkeys are retards.