>Hey bro. Girls, say hi to my brother. >Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii

>>37135256
Do I look like a fucking Mexican?
Who the fuck are you people, where am I?
>Fucking potato stew for dinner again.

>no drugs or alcohol
Nah I already ate, probs just gonna chill. Have fun talking about your vaginas or whatever girls do.

>>37135256
I-is it fish?

>roleplaying with autists on 4chan

What kind of pathetic faggot makes these threads? You are a fucking embarrassment.

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Im doing alright, just reached d4 on league so pretty happy. How are you ladies doing, what movie are you watching?

>>37135256
>wipe cum on sister like I came to room to do
>leave

Sorry ladies, I prefer hot dog.

>>37135256
All of my sisters friends are ugly and/or fat, and have terrible, shrieking personalities. I'm so glad i don't live at home anymore so I don't have to deal with her constant fucking sleepovers with loud and annoying friends

>>37135256
Sure, I'll take a taco
Sit between the two roasties with the broken necks.
Silently eat 6 tacos while staring at the table.
Spoil the end of the movie.
Leave

>>37135256
I would probably say no but,
how do I approach this situation if i actuallty want a taco? Do I awkwardly bend down and make myself a taco while they are staring at me? What do I say? Is it weird if I say nothing but hey and thanks? I don't understand interaction

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9qTl2y-aes

>>37135495
what website are all you newfaggots coming from?

>>37135939
>Yeah, sure. Can you hand me a shell? Thanks. Ok, let's see what we've got here...hey, what are you guys watching anyway?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>run back to room
>hide in there until they leave

>>37136167
Thank you for the info anon

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Hello ladies. Your Supreme has arrived

>>37136187
>MOOOOOOOMMMMMM ASHLEY AND HER FRIENDS ARE HOGGING THE TEEEEVEEEE

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I've basically become a cuck for my sister and her friends.

I am 34 years old and had to move back home recently, she is 21. Her and her friends basically treat me like a slave. for example I cook for them and buy them food. I used to be a chef but lost my job after I sexually harassed multiple waitresses over the course of 8 years (I am a sex pest, to be honest, for example I would intentionally shape customers food like a penis and tell the waitress to expect mre where that came from, or make the food cold on purpose so I could make joke about them being hot)

She threatens to tell everyone what I lost my job for if I don't comply. it fucking sucks, fucking bitch.

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>>37136235
>AAAAASSSHLLLEEEEEYYYY
>GET OFF THE TV I WANT TO PLAY BLOODBORNE

>>37136297
ASHELY GET OFF THE TV OR I'LL TELL MOM ABOUT YOUR ABORTION

>>37135256
Just take it to my room, please.

>>37136347
ASHLEY GET OFF THE TV OR I'LL TELL TYRONE THAT YOU CHEATED ON HIM

>>37136273
do you get hugs or any nice treatment?

>>37136149
I think it's all the newfags going to /pol/ then venturing off to other boards

>>37136235
>>37136297
>>37136347
>>37136414
I've never understood why Stacey was the default bitchy whore girl name when Ashley was clearly the more obvious choice. I've never known a non-hot, non-total bitch Ashley.

>>37135256
What the hell are you doing in my house? Did my roommate let you in?
Why are you our soda and using our Netflix? Get the fuck out

>>37135939
>yeah actually, thanks
>what are we watchin?
/r9k/, masters of social interaction

>>37136471
My cousin's wife Ashley is ugly and also really sweet and she's been married to him for 10 years