Tinder thread, I guess

>>37132858
how the fuck is she asian? she looks like a spanish indian

Your taste in "women" is fuckin gross. Die, loser

>I like Vaporwave xdddddd
left swiped

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>>37132880
Whatever she is, I need some of that.

>>37132858
>coming to /r9k/ for help
>>>/soc/

>>37132858
>>>/soc/ is that way normie

Unoriginal

Hello More pics plz

I'll share my own tinder qts

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>>37133063
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>>37132986
You seem a bit bottom blasted, buds.

>>37133345
Eh, sure.

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>>37132858
What you need to do is make her choices feel validated so she sees you as a sign of confirmation. Since that's a dick sucking collar she's wearing I'd start there. Just be like,

"So do you wear that dick sucking collar all the time it's hot I'd probably jizz on you or your cat whatever ya know. ha ha"

You gotta throw some humor in there and add some "ha has" so she knows your funny. Good luck OP you'll be rolling in thicc fat rolls in no time

>>37132858
Are you French or what?

>>37133888
No, I just live here.

>>37134186
Then why's your phone in French?

>>37134213
I got my shit stolen about two weeks ago by shitskins so I'm using a borrowed one, mine was in English.

>>37132858
If you have to ask I doubt your going to have luck, she seems quite picky.

>>37132858
Damn that is shit taste in music, the only semi redeemable genre on there is synthwave but she probably means retrowave which is trash.

>>37132858
>j'aime la vaporwave

OH OUI MON ANON VAS-Y VAS-Y

>>37132880
Spanish Indian

How the fuck? That's like a black Irishman.

>>37132858
You can try to send her some kind of vapey line (I don't have Tinder).

Something like "Make a move...nothing can go wrong!" (That's a vaporwave classic, she'll get it)

>>37132858

those eyes, creepy as fuck. sociopath or something

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>>37134503
I've met up with girls from tinder before, I'm just half-shitposting anyways.

>>37134651
The crazy just makes me even harder, anon.

If I swipe right on everyone, I eventually get swiped back, but I don't know what to say.

"Hi, wanna cuddle while completely clothed?"

I'm pretty sure I need to make small talk before going in.

>>37134727
>I've met up with girls from tinder before
Ever get laid? What's it like? How easy/STD-infected are they?

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>>37134787
I did, three times. I'm pretty sure I'll get the token hurrdurr muh aids reply but all of them were more or less normal girls.

First one and actually one of the coolest girls I ever met was this short, slim, hipstery black girl. Literally all it took was one message that ran along the lines of "hey I'll be honest you're rather cute and you seem cool but I'm not looking for a relationship or even being friends, so how about I come over and go down on you". She replied after 3 days "wow that's honest, today is fine ?".

So I went over, talked for three hours then fucked. First time I did something like this, it's surprisingly easy, in a way. I actually ended up in a sort of relationship with her but she moved away.

The second one was this kinda chubby algerian 19 year old, really romanic but also kinda slutty, daddy issues. Wrote her a bunch of romantic shit, complimented her a bit, met up, had a kebab, walked around and just kissed her. Went out a second time, went for some food and midway she texted me while she was in the bathroom that if I want to we can have sex. So i went to hers. And we did. She smelled like cat piss tho, and she got a bf shortly after.

Third was a typical post break up Parisian roastie, messaged her my usual copypasta message, she replied "can we at least have a drink first?". So we did. And we fucked.

Barebacked two of them, no pregnancies, no stds. God is kind.

>>37135069
So do I not need small talk? I'm a 2/10 uggo, for the record.

>>37135069
Are you a Chad? Do you have HEIGHT, FACE, and FRAME?

>>37135161
No, I'm a 5'11 fat fuck with an average cock and a decent face.

>>37135532
How often do you get matches vs how much you swipe

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>>37135594
Very low ratio. It's just that the number of people around is huge, so it's virtually impossible to run out of people to swipe. I sometimes get tinder plus or get boost, then I usually get some 20 matches