/britfeel/

Lads should.i care how many guys a girls slept with?
Ive had 5 partners at 25, girl im getting.stuck in about is 20 and had 8.

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>>37132779
I'm 24 and 10 months with 0

>>37132779
That's not that manny I've heard of girls who have had 100s

>>37132810
How is your mum these days?

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>>37132800

Fellow July 1992 anon here, what day are you?

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>>37132800
I feel this thread could get a bit gay
Anyone heard from Ebinlad is he still alive ?

>>37132779
I'm 22 and 6 months with 0

>starting the thread with talking about sex
bad start for me

>>37132779

ive had 1 and im 27, its not looking like ill get anymore either

friday night alone again

>tfw no gf to watch ghost adventures with

>>37132828
Er fine thanks. ..
..why?

Thinking about applying for janny, I have before but unsucessfully

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>>37132810
>I've heard of girls who have had 100s

>>37132779

>8 partners by age 20

Burn it all down and start again

Society must be reformatted

>>37132879
Why? It's a shit job for no pay.

>>37132869
>heard of girls thats had 100s of guys
>he asks about your mum
Think anon.

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>>37132836
unfortunately i'm still alive, but I don't plan on leaving the house for days so my desusan should remain intact for now

>>37132879

id apply but im scared robots would somehow dox me, also i got banned a few months ago for posting a picture of a paki with his cock and balls back-to-front on /int/ so i dont think that would get me any plus points

>>37132869
Sluts always have stupid sons probably got more than one dad

>>37132892
Had more migrants in her than a sinking dingy

>>37132892
>tfw a photo of your sister is used to represent girls who have had 100s of sexual partners

>>37132915
Literally having to advertise to import more cock.
>>37132921
Dont believe u m8

>>37132913
Plz no bully th...this is....is a nice board

>>37132900
Welcome to.modern society lad.
Woman are more open about being whores.

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>>37132910
Glad your ok
It would really upset me if anyone hurt you or anything

>>37132900

first grill i remember having a real crush on, she was 17 and had already had 8 partners, what was even worse was that she didnt look or even act like your stereotypical whore

>>37132951
y-you t-too

oeieo

>>37132951
>anime girl in freezer
Looks like a ice lolli to me hehe heh

>>37132957
The girl im getting stuck in about is your typical red flag.
>tumbrl hair, animu, still likes metal.

Gonna be number 9 then bail.

>>37132957
>what was even worse
So you're implying that it's bad enough for a girl to have 8 partners? Who are you to decide how many guys a girl should sleep with? inb4 lock and key analogy (humans are not locks and keys, sweetie).

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Anybody been to Ireland are these readily available

>>37132910
I'm watching the matrix lad

>>37132994
That potato is a fruit

>>37132779
You gotta multiply by 3 so 8x3=24

>>37132989

im not trying to decide how many she SHOULD sleep with, im just saying if shes slept with 8 by age 17 shes a slapper

Lads who don't have chimneys, how did your parents explain how Father Crimbo got in the house to deliver presents? Mine said he had a bag of magic dust that made him shrink so he could jump through the keyhole.

>>37132994
That's gross, lad. At least have higher standards if you're going for traps.

>>37132994
Probably a proddy.
CatholicsPure, bomb the blue noses.

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>tfw hiding all sex posts to stop me getting sad

>>37133029
American Pie was a different era. They happily slut it.up now.

>>37133052
i had sex loads of times lad

with my hand

>>37133018
yeah I've just started it since you kept bringing it up actually

>>37133037
Dad just said Santa was from 'x' street down the road where all the bandits kicked about so he knew a thing or 2 about getting into houses.

ugh all i've lived on is pasta and sweetcorn and instant noodle cups for work lunches

i hate being poor lads, two quid left in my account until the 31st fucking whoop de doo

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>Look up girl I fancied in secondary school on Facebook
>She now cakes on makeup, has become skinnyfat and wears skintight minidresses that reveal the bottom 1/4 of her ass

>>37133106
>living on pasta
Lad, pasta is best food.

>>37132915
Best bant of the day tbqh lad

>>37133106
That doesn't sound too bad. I can afford okay food, and I still only buy plain, basic shit like that.

>>37133106
What do you spend it all on

>>37133114
Fap to her lad.

>Cashier asks me to speak up
Just fucking kill me already.

>>37133123
been unemployed for a month and a bit, just started a new job this month, been living on shoestrings for a while now, it was minimum wage anyways so it all went on cost of living shit

>>37133115
at least it's filling!

>>37133114
>skinnyfat
can you give us an example?

>>37133156
Good luck finding a new job can't be easy scrimping like that

Lads settle this; whats worse for you the kebab meat or the chips?

>>37133150
>work beside peiple.from a nicer town than me
>keep asking.me.what i said.
Having a scummy accent is worse than being quiet

>>37133191
Kebab meet is weeks old.

>>37133194
What accent lad?

How many of you lads meditate?

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who /fatfuck/ here?

originally

>>37133220
tried it for a bit, never really understood what the point was

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>>37133187
thanks lad, i'd just murder someone for a fucking pizza at this point! still, only 12 more days till my meager payday

>>37133214
The one being mocked here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ein57OSrqoA

>>37133224
i'll jerk you off for one of them krispie bars lad

also, i've never seen those mini jaffa boxes outside of asda, i like them, they remind me of primary school packed lunches

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Goood evening, /britfeel/!
How the heck are you?
What've you been up to?
What's for tea?

I hope you're all feeling well and have had a great time no matter what you got up to today.
Also wishing you the best f-f-friday night you can have!

Not going to lie to you boys I've clocked some serious hours in Skyrim, doing the dragonborn DLC now and it's very neat. I'm ridiculously overpowered at this point though.

>>37133070
Is right you sexy beast

>only six days left of strict dieting until I go up to visit my dad;s family and hopefully seem like I've actually been improving my life with a bit of weight loss

>been on clen for over a week
>still not in shape
bullshit

>>37133250
Whereabouts is that accent from? In Scotland obviously.

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I will never have a cute sister or mum like in my animes.

>>37133320
Glasgow, ladblox.

>>37133320
Fife
.>>37132709
>Glasgow
The one being mocked is more west Fife lad, maybe East Central Scotland (Falkirk way).

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Thinking of going full neckbeard and buying a leather trench coat. I'm not trying to impress anyone anyway.

>>37133224
Fuck used to get those packs of jaffa cakes in my packed lunch for school. Was the greatest day ever whenever I used to open them and there was an extra jaffa cake in the pack.

>>37133346
I sort of not really went out with a girl from Carluke. Still wank to her all the time.

>>37133224
>tiny portions
>stockpiled

>/fatfuck/
not you, skelly

Trinity is such a fucking babe

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Can't stop farting

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>>37133250
Love me some Limmy.

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>Mum keeps showing me old memes and normie videos

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Have to work retail the entire weekend in a newly opened tourist trap hahahahaha kill me lads please

>>37133536

>Anon, have you seen the cat video on facebook! :D

Had 4 poos in the past 2 days (normal for me) but the second poo of the day has caused blood to appear on my toilet paper. Not sure what to think. No stomach aches and my bumhole feels normal, if a little stingy after 2nd poo of day,

>>37133563

Not too unnormal, maybe a sign of hemmeroids

Tried to buy a lighter today and the cashier thought I was 16. I'm 22.

>>37133497
Just wish the cunt would stop playing overwatch.

>>37133550
>a newly opened tourist trap
go on

>>37132779
19 had 3 gfs and had sex with 7 people

whenever Benicio Del Toro appears in a film I immediately think it's Brad Pitt with a fake tan

>>37133550
Good luck
Anyway you can get tips

> be fat fuck, nhs calculator says bmi of 28
> start giving a fuck about my body
> lose the weight, down to bmi of 19
> can't stop staring at myself topless in the mirror like bateman in american psycho

Bit of a mixed bag, the feel on this one, lads.

jawline on fucking point though, if I weren't short I'd probably have a gf right this fucking second

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Just got off tag boys I am fucking hyped holy shit, I can't go out till 12 but fuck it imma go get fucking out of it.

>>37133628
four bfs good on you lad

>>37133620
>It's a Limmy never leaves the ground as Lucio episode

>>37133627
nah, it's really identifiable, i don't want you fuckers rocking up

>>37133627
tips? retail?

>>37133673
thanks

FUCK OFF ROBOT YOU'RE UNORIGINAL YOU GIVE THE SAME ERROR MESSAGE EVERYTIME

>>37133620
I wish he'd stop being such a faggot leftie and stop playing OW.

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And thanks for keeping me entertained whilst I was on tag I love you all.

>>37133661
>off tag
huh?

>>37133695
Worked in a stupid garden centre cafe place at a sately home and occasionally got a fiver for helping load there car even a twenty once just depends look out for drivers of big BMW Merc drivers etc

>>37133758
Like a tag the police put on your ankle to track you, like house arrest. You never heard of it before?

>>37133659
>28
not that fat
I was 40, currently 22
loose skin and stretch marks galore

>>37133783
Ah I get you. What naughty things did you do?

>>37132709
why the FUCK did you think it was a good idea to save it as a thumbnail you absolute CUNT

>>37133805
I got very drunk and high, said some dumb shit and caused a brawl on the high street. Quite the night desu.

>>37133791

Aye, there's fatter lads out there, and it's impressive to lose that weight - don't the nhs offer surgery if you drop that much weight?
Might be worth inquiring, put your NI contributions to use.

And I'm a very short guy, so 32 gave me a disgusting double-chin and weird hang-over fupa.

We're all gonna make it, brah.

>>37133855
Bit high octane for me. Not fancy just filming some girls pooing for a wank?

>>37133857
No idea, I'm cool with it though
Don't fancy going under the knife for cosmetic reasons

and don't pat me on the back just yet
I've lost a tonne of weight before, it's keeping it off that's the hard part

Looking to have a classy wank lads any suggestions?

>>37133988
how about you try wearing a monocle

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>>37133902
Nahhh man I'm pretty normie compared to the people on here, still relate to you guys more then everyone else though.

>>37133998
Don't forget the top hat nigga, really brings the look together.

>tfw one of my balls is bigger than my flaccid penis

literally never heard of this before`

>>37134085
Do you have a small penis or a giant ball?

>>37134112
I think I have big balls but have no idea what average flacid size is tbqh

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>>37134131
Its called a chode man.

The underachievers are so good. This might be the AOTY for me. Sundara karma's debu was also really good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkcoUe_jAq0

>>37134145
I am above average length when erect

never said anything about girth so what you on lad

>>37134085

I'm a solid 6 inches but sometimes my dick is less than an inch flaccid. Don't stress about it anon.

>>37134166
if your dick is smaller than your ball its not exactly gonna be a beef burger is it

>>37134202
when flaccid, that means soft
never heard of growers or showers?

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>tfw these threads are all I have
Hahahaha, kill me, lads
Post waifus

>have big penis
>friends know
>no one wants to touch it

evens Yanet Garcia
odds Sommer Ray
zero Nicki Minaj

>>37132989
sorry sweetie, but sluts are more likely to cheat and get divorced

and no amount of foot stamping will make women sleeping with a load of guys an achievement

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Made 200 big boys last night, lads.
>>37134233
Just keep on trucking, Karen.

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>>37134233
Friday night is the most depressing time of the week. Hold me

>>37134288
>Made 200 big boys last night, lads.
How much dick did you suck?

>>37134288
I just want to be your friend ;_;

>>37133259
just played through Skyrim on PS4. Really enjoyed it, took more time to get immersed in the world and do all the crafting armour and potions and shit that I didn't bother with before.

Combat is still shit though, hope they improve it for the next one

>>37134299
About tree fiddy

>>37134314
I'll be your friend as long as you don't want to bone me.

>>37134316
is it worth getting considering I only played ps3 version?

>>37134328
How do you suck 3.50 dicks?

>>37134355
the 0.50 was yours

wahey la

>tfw too depressed to wank
anyone else get this?

>>37134343
Not him but It comes with all the DLC and the ability to add some pseudo-mods so I'd say yes.

>>37134328
Can I be your friend but fantasise about boning you and cry myself to sleep because you'll never love me, and fap constantly to the thought of you but never actually talk about any of this when we interact?

>>37134371
hahahaha you fuckin terred him lad. gone an given me the giggles

>>37134393
Yeah. My sex drive is highest when I'm kind of mellow and feel not much. When the feels are too strong or I'm fortunate enough to feel happy I can't bring myself to.

>>37134316
Seeing as FO4 has by far the best combat in a FO/TES game there's no worry there. Just hope they don't add all the worst parts too.

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Turns out Iggy Azela's arse looks disgusting.

>>37134397
I don't mind you jerking it to the thought of me, but I think I'd be too spooked to talk to anyone that does that. That's just a bit too weird for me.

>tfw I know my gay best friend has wanted to hump me for years

>>37134469
Well I'm going to fap to you right now.

>>37134442
fucking dirty bitch

i still wouldent say no though

ya get me kid?

>>37134442
Is there a word for leaning backwards with a frown on your face?

>>37134563
I wish I knew because I do it all the time

>>37134442
She disgusts me

>>37134563

indignant?

got over 150 (you)s today lads, personal best considering I don't post that much

>>37134647
how did you get so many ?

Why is Mummy May so intent on controlling my porn habits?

>>37134647

On britfeel or 4chan overall? Nice collection lad, but it's only impressive if it's done without b8

>>37134668
Because we can't have the silly proletariat having deviant thoughts. God forbid they realize their power.

Nice, my personal best is about 600-700 in 1 day, but I've been posting here for years

>>37134668
>he doesn't have a 50TB archive of his favourite porn for when civilisation collapses and the internet goes down

>>37134668
Becuse you're a devient

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Well lads I have gone two whole days without binge eating or vomiting. Probably going to do it during the next few days, but I still feel a sense of achievement from it desu~

Goodnight lads~

>>37134720
I suggest inremittent fasting la

Without spoilers (just a yes or no will do) do they ever discuss Picard's romantic life? I guess being a captain doesnt give you much time for a bit of the other.

>tfw here for years and your high score is like 15
autists HATE him for his one simple brain

>>37134647
I only get a (you) if I shitpost aggressively.

I have no idea how many I get. I post here all day everyday so they rack up though

Redistribute (you)

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>>37134745

M8, my highscore for one post is about 126, let alone one day

>>37134743

Oh yeah. Some cases minor plot point, some episodes devoted to it, and they're pretty good

>>37134808
I support a (you) tax on those who earn over 150 (you)s a thread
> a thread that (you)s for the many, not just the few

>>37134743
Picard is married to his job, unlike Kirk who is married to his ship and Janeway who is married to the voices in her head. The Sisko is the only real family man,

>>37134316
Yeah that's what I'm playing on, I know it's a meme but I just find I get more engrossed when I'm playing on a console rather than PC.

Yeah I quite enjoy being a sneaky archer but i hope there's more to it next time round.

got some port lads, haha

>>37134397
Literally me and another britfeeler

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Are any lads here philosobots?
I've decided that I want to into philosophy in my lifetime, but I have no plan other than to read through the key texts in choronological order. My lecturers obsession whith reading the origional texts has rubbed off on me, but as a discipline it is notorious for being a bit of a slug to read.

>>37134984
just be a stoic and suppress all emotions, ezpz

>>37135007
stoic is objectively best philosophy

>>37134984
I'm too retarded to think desu lad.

>>37135051
eh it's so-so, could take it or leave it

>>37135092
>>37135051
What are the main schools of thought? I only know of nihilism and stoicism

>stay up for 32 hours to fix sleeping pattern
>end up sleeping for 18 and fucking it up even more

>>37135142
You're supposed to set an alarm clock you madman

>>37135051
It's shit lad. Be arsed with pretending you don't hate being in a bad situation. It's better to find solutions to problems than just give up and try to pretend you are content.

>>37135175
I did. I almost instantly fell asleep right after it

>>37135197
I don't think you quite understood it

>>37135229
I just found it a massive waste of time. Philosophers like Aristotle made sense but Stoicism is pointless. With all the effort spend trying to suppress normal emotional responses you could do something more practical instead. In "The Enchiridion" it literally says not to care that much about your children dying. It's completely unrealistic.

>>37135209
I set my phone to go off every 15 minutes after I want to wake up

>>37132709
>fine I'll make it edition
fuck off you whinging cunt

>>37134442
she looks like the sort of girl where you can smell when shes on her period when standing near her

managed to watch 20mins of the matrix in 3 hours lads

>>37135624
senpai you can see it, look at the colour of those bikini bottoms

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>Flat building normally empty
>ordered cheeky pizza
>Rush out to collect
>End up following 3 turbo normies down 3 flights of stairs in my socks as they're about to go out to party
>Awkwardly squeeze past my delivery man as they head out

reeeee just want to wallow in peace

>>37135679
Christ sounds like how I watch films these day.

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>>37134233
Might get a KFC tomorrow lads. Dunno if I will or not, it's fucking expensive, but I do quite like a KFC.

Posting.

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>>37135733
A-at least they've gone out now senpai

>>37135769
Never seen them before but they came from upstairs and were being rowdy

really hope its not new neighbours

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>>37135757
took me 2 days to complete 2001:a space oddysey, then again its a bit of a slow burner.

>watch Kitchen NIghtmares
>fat loser keeps crying about how much of a failure he is
>so sad that I couldn't finish watching it

I didn't want these feels lads

>>37135787
It's a movie you should watch once as a stoned teen and never again

>>37135787
lad, just close everything else you're doing and concentrate on the film.

>>37135787
When are you doing youtube channel lad? Been waiting for updates.

>>37135767
Are KFCs really that expensive? Can't you usually get something for a fiver?

>>37135825
ermm he already has a boyfriend. back off pal before you know whats good for ya

>>37135787
I'm starting to get like this. I used to be able to watch the full cut of Das Boot in one sitting but now I can't even watch a film that's and hour and a half without getting distracted

>>37135864
Bugger off! Ebin lad is a proud hetero, he wouldn't associate with poofters like you.

>KFC now delivers
>Subway now delivers
>Burger King now delivers
when the fuck did that happen??

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>>37135821
Woah Nelly you sure are a plebeian my top tosser

>>37135911
Not near me they bloody don't. I only ever have a Subway when I get a taxi that takes me past it. I'd probably be fatter than I am now if it did though, which is to say higher than a BMI of 26-27.

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Does anyone else only dream when they ahvn't fapped for a couple of days? I was pretty depressed this week, so I my first dream (nightmare) for a while. It started out by me going out with the group of normies that I see a couple of times a year when not at uni. We started pre drinks and then decided to play a game of nerf, chasing each other round the house drunk. After that we headed out to a house party, but it was aweful because lots of normie girls and guys from year 11 were there. All of my friends got on really well with them, but I just sat in the corner. My best friend of 17 years met Sophie Turner, and was chatting with her the whole night whilst I watched on. He went back home with her. I followed them, even checking that they were sleeping in separate beds before going to sleep myslef, but in the morning I found them lying together. I murdered them both then killed myself by sitting in a salt water bath and cutting an artery open.

I think it might have something to do with him growing up and getting other friends, laid etc whilst I rot alone at uni. I do feel a bit of envy tbqh, and he's not a turbo nomie by any stretch. I do quite enjoy seeing my friends fail, but he has done more for me than anyone trying to get me through my mental illness. Don't know what to think really.

I'm at university in Brighton but have very few friends and never go out

no success with grills

what am I even doing on this planet?

>>37135911
Like their own delivery services or Deliveroo/Uber Eats?

>>37135958
you sound a bit bloody mental tbqh lad

>>37135988
speak english man

>>37135910
>jealous gaybod

me and ebin lad cuddle naked while watching marvel films

>>37135965
Pursue science and art. Or just be depressed. Either way you can't be a normie.

>>37135821
yeah I didn't really like it but thought I should watch it just because of its cultural impact
>>37135823
>being able to do that in the internet-induced ADHD age
I wish
>>37135825
still in the concept phase, stay tuned
>>37135864
this is news to me, I'm no where near close to ever starting a relationship or meaningful friendship
>>37135910
thanks
>>37135965
>grills
>brighton
try playing for the other team

>>37135792
Just a hunch lad....
but I'm sure it will work out in the end with Ramsey

>>37135821
Not true at all, it's more a film to watch in your late 20s early 30s to admire as a piece of art not watch as WOW SO RANDUM XD

>tfw messaging a fat lass on OKC because they're the only ones desperate enough to message back

You can always tell if they're up for it because their messages have 1-2 x's at the end.

>>37135958
I dream every night and it's boring and stressful.

>>37135997
It wasn't that bad. I fapped today so that I wouldn't wake up feeling like that again
>>37136052
I do enjoy it to an extent. My dreams are quited vivid, even more so when I day dream and move about my room for hours at a time. I controll my dreams at night time much less, though. And they tend to be darker than my daytime power fantasies.

>>37136050
That's how I got most of my dates on okc. Only two times did I go for drinks with someone who was actually really hot.

>>37136009
>Either way you can't be a normie.
right in the fucking feels ;( ;( ;(

>>37136044
i thought it was pretty over rated when i watched it. the cinematography, camera work, and the general look of the movie was astounding for its time but i found the actual film to be boring. the story was meh. there honestly isnt a lot of great sci fi films in my opinion.

>>37136019
>this is news to me

im just messin around lad. you're a legend.

>>37136092

A lass just started messaging me back after like 6 months of silence and when I checked her profile she was a LOT heavier and uglier than her first profile picture led me to believe.

Kinda want to keep flirting with her because its the only female contact I get but on the other hand I don't have any intention of leading her on or meeting up.

>>37136050
Any port in a storm mate

>make interesting post
>you poos ignore me
ffs

>>37136176
Then it wasn't interesting

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>>37136095
I say this as someone in a similar position. I'm not saying this to hurt you, sorry if it came across that way.

Pic related

anyone else noticed how fast food places use Just Eat until they've established themselves at the top of the local fast food hierarchy, and then they remove themselves from it so they don't have to pay just eat for orders anymore because they have a big enough regular customer base

really fucking annoying because I never want to call anyone up to make an order, ever

>>37136199
I have never noticed because I only eat fast food every few months

>>37136199
I very rarely use just eat. From my exerience the food is absolutely shit from the places that use it.

>block oneitis on FB
>she texts me today and asks what happened
>not gonna reply
>gonna wank to giving her a pounding instead

>>37136271

So you mean every fast food place? Because Britain has absolute fucking garbage for fast food.

Almost all our takeaway places are run by middle eastern immigrants and they're ALL the same. They all server the exact same menu.

The only ones who specialise are chinese & indian places.

>>37136353
>asks what happened
what did happen?

>>37136357
true

they buy their inventories all from the same wholesaler. You can tell because they all have the same chicken boxes.

>>37136393
Paki chicken is extremely bad. Extremely bad. Inedible infact.

>>37136375
>what did happen?
she wanted to come visit London and was trying to get me to get a hotel room with her. I realised this was a ploy to get me to spend money but I knew I wasnt strong enough to say no so I blocked her.

>>37136427
Just tell her to fuck right off mate.

>>37136357
I agree with you lad. Pretty much all of our fast food places are shit. We have some amazing chippies but do they count at fast food places? The Chinese chippies are usually shit but the British ones can be godly

so is lenlad dating sakulad? whos got the scoop on this one

>>37136461

I think they half count? They're not open at night and you can't get delivery from them.

But a good chippy is fucking amazing.

>>37136427
i don't know why I asked you fucking normieshit

Started a new job today and we were doing some word association icebreakers. The guy before me said 'Pole' and I said Boo without thinking. I had to laugh along and pretend I didn't know where that came from.

>>37136415
Do pakis bring anything good? They bring over shit food places, Islam and rape gangs. We are doing charity for the cunts

>>37136500
>I'm a normie because some mental girl is trying to cuck my wallet
I'm on bennies and have had sex in 5 years I'm at the very least a cyborg

Do you have to pay to use vpns or can you get one for free?

>>37133038
That's no trap, it's a rare wild vibrant faggot.

>>37136560
free vpn will just be selling your info anyway, I use AirVPN

>>37136539
do you cunts have nothing to do other than bait?

>>37136503

How have you not killed yourself out of embarrassment?

>>37136537
Big fan of a balti desu. Mushroom rice, few chapattis, raitha. Good shit is that.

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>>37136571
I'm not baiting pls dont be mad I dont understand this

>>37136588

I don't feel shame any more anon

Can I file a noise complaint over my neighbours shagging too loud?

>>37136590
We can just important that though lad, we don't have to bring the Pakis over too

>>37136603
>mentions girls chasing after him
>has money
>has had sex
get sad

>>37136560
Pay. I'd recommend PIA or AirVPN, and connect to a server in a country with lax laws such as the Netherlands if this is for torrents

>>37136618
>we don't have to bring the Pakis over too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg-4ATrE8n0

>>37136637
>girls chasing after him
She's not chasing after me she has a bf she's just using me to get a free room. I 'have money' because I never do anything or go anywhere. And the 5 year ago sex was with a relative. I'm also a bit fat.

>>37136682

Are you a paki? did you shag your first cousin?

lads anyone got any advice regarding codeine dosage? i've got 4 30mg tablets next to me im thinking about taking 3 and smoking a joint

will that be a nice dosage for someone whos got no tolerance?

>>37136700
Don't be silly. Pakis shag their sisters.

>>37136682
boo hoo, sounds awful mate. I'd literally fucking kill to have someone text me.

>>37136718

And moms. lol

>>37136618
You're not wrong. I can do one of my own and it's tastier, lower fat and a lot less greasy too. None of that ghee shite for a start. All you need to do is add a ton of garam masala to a marinara, onions and chicken pieces (marinated if you can be arsed) and the required level of chili and that's it really. Might make one next week desu.

>tfw finding loads of great porn but you cum so close all the tabs you didnt get to look at yet

>>37136711
where do you get it lad? online or in person?

>tfw too austistic to buy drugs

>>37136711
help us out lads im gagging to munch these pills but i want the go ahead from my britfeel pals

>>37136797
everyone ignored me today and i don't know shit about drugs

>>37136797
If only there was a good old helpful GP to help you with your dosage...

>>37136493
He's never mentioned dating anyone to me, he's not said he isn't either I guess.

>>37136783
I use the chrome extension Session Buddy for exactly this. I can restore any saved windows at any time in the future.

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Do I open another can lads?

I'm pretty tired but I dont want to sleep.
Having to use the on screen keyboard to type this because I spilt cider on my real one earlier.

Not having a great evening to be honest

>>37136852
do it, I'd get shit faced after this week if I could afford booze

goodnight lads

feel so tired lately with my diet

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>>37136794
i got them off a friend, he had kidney stones and was prescribed a fuck load of codeine and tramadol so he split his left overs with me

>>37136852
>Do I open another can lads?
Yes. It will help you forget all of the bad things. Keep on opening cans for as long as you can remember, to help forget. What could go wrong?

>>37136889
enjoy it lad, would kill for that warm feeling of morphine inside my system t b h f a m

>>37136889
>tfw no friend to share prescription painkillers with

Life is suffering

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>>37136906
Only got two left so I wont get drunk, may as well neck them, fuck all else going on

>>37135847
You can but not very much, more to be had bin dipping outside it desu. I like KFC too but damn you don't get much for your money. My local kebab place does SFC that's surprisingly decent and you get good portions so I usually talk myself into eating that instead.

>>37135871
Same, at worst I just start falling asleep even if I'm not watching it alone. I'm turning into my fucking dad.

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>>37136926
Shoo shoo, GP ghost

>>37136050
>>37136092
Nobody using PoF these days?

>>37136889
(((TEVA)))

>>37137030
I never used it because the site looked like it was from 1999 and since they've updated it, I've gone off online dating.

>>37136711
Literally fucking google it mate, I was looking at cold water extraction (split the codeine and paracetamol out of cocodamol so you don't give yourself liver failure) a few months back and you end up reading about doses in passing.

I'm watching matrix reloaded. I have not seen this one in a awfully long time.

>>37134668
Because she's a fucking stupid tory bitch. Don't worry lad, going to blow her up soon enough (good luck catching me gchq im on a library computer behind 7 proxies fuckin poofs)

>>37137030
I use it now and again. It's pretty shit from my experience. I got two dates of one girl from there.

Lads, you're sitting on /britfeel/ at one am on Saturday morning. How have most of you normies been on dates?

That Three Girls. Fucking fuming. Really angry. Upset. Fucking hell. This is sickening. Turning my stomach I can tell you.

>>37137250
Come on mate, not even close

I haven't kissed a girl in 9 years. Never been on a date

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After finishing my Jak playthrough im on to another classic, this time in 4k.

fuck it lads i munched em down, gonna smoke a joint now

>>37137250
I would not really class myself as a normie. I have never had a gf but I have had a number of flings. Most girls I have met on dating sites and I met a few girls through friends. One girl out right asked for my number and knocked at my house, I fucked it up though.

Took a break from service stations tonight to meet Marko in Birmingham for pizza at Pizza Express. Then we went bowling.

We got along so well when we met that I thought we should meet again, just as friends.

We went to the branch of Pizza Express in the Mailbox shopping centre. I started with the calamari, which was average. 5/10. Marko had the bruchetta and he rated it 7/10.

Then I moved on to a sloppy guiseppe, which is spicy beef, green pepper and onions. It's always been a favourite of mine at Pizza Express. 8.5/10.

Marko had an American Hot which he judged 8/10.

We had a great conversation. Marko is such an open guy. He's really tender, and so unpretentious and honest. I really like that. Coming from the gay community, where people are often very superficial, it's refreshing to meet a guy like Marco. He isn't afraid to dig deep into his soul when he talks to you.

He told me a bit about his sexual fetishes and I must say that he's a very interesting guy in that regard too. I respected how open and honest he was about it. Of course your secret is safe with me Marco.

Then we went bowling at the Bowlplex. It was a close game. Marko got 92 and I got 106. Neither of us are great but it was a bit of fun.

We sat outside and smoked cigarettes and I told Marko a story about the first man I fell in love with. Then we both went home.

It was a great evening. Marko is a great guy. We'll meet again soon.

>>37137312
>rdr in 4k

is there a 360 or ps3 emulator?

>>37137329
>I fucked it up though.
How?

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>>37137312
I played the shit out of this game on PS3. The good times, the multiplayer community was big, and it was one of the few games I was actually really good, Good choice anon, enjoy.

>>37137360
xbone BC upscale.

>someone I know bought me a game and gifted it to me on steam
>don't want it
God fucking damn it. What do I do?
I feel like a dick

>>37137324
For fucks sake I thought you were joking

>>37137356
>gay thinking he can be in love

lmaoing, so much love you just need to fuck everything that will show you attention eh, true love

>>37137377
sorry harold didnt mean to disappoint

>>37137375
just leave it running when you aren't playing till you rack up enough hours to say you finished it.

>>37137312
Was thinking about this game today. That last hour or so of that game was really bold.

>>37137302
>kissed a girl
>>37137329
BAIT REEEEEE
Normies simply can't share feels with bottom of the barel loosers like me.

>>37137399
It's some multiplayer game that he wants to play with me but I hate those sort of games

>>37137356
is it marko or marco

>>37137399
Doesn't every game have cheevos these days. Would give away the lie if they ever check their cheevo list.

>>37137356
is this the first true britfeel romance story

jun x azu doesn't count, it was a pump and dump

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>>37137356

SS Anon, I hope you're still on for that Coffee/lunch at Warwick services (pic related) sometime, you seem like a cool guy, would be interesting to meet up.

On a related note to your post, and this is aimed at anyone really, I've posted quite a few times before about how much I love bowling, but none of my friends are into it at all, and I very rarely get to play, only on the very odd occasion then all play a game just for my benefit as a chore.

If you, Marko, or anyone else in the midlands is up for a few games of bowling, I'd certainly be up for that too

>>37137414
Just give it a bit of a go then and make an effort.

Wish i had mates who wanted to play games with me desu. My only friend just plays overwatch now.

>>37137372
yeah that isn't 4k though, only something like 720p

Fuck this season's characters.

>>37137370
If u have a xbone the multiplayer still works and ppl still play i think.

>>37137444
We're not even friends, we just exchange the occasional banter on a discord server

>>37137408
>>kissed a girl
I was 14 only happened once very breifly, she told me later she only did it because she felt sorry for me

>>37137422
It's Marko. Sorry I've had a few beers since I got back.
>>37137434
Nah no romance, we're just mates. But I hope we can be good mates.
>>37137442
Oh yes, definitely up for it at some point. Will let you know the next time we go bowling too.

>>37137497
ok, I really do know it's bait now

>>37137467
As much as I loved the game, its no excuse to buy the piece of shit xbox one is. Ill wait patiently for the sequel on PS4, and see if its as good as RDR

>>37137515
>Will let you know the next time we go bowling too.

Honestly Marko seems like a good chap too, I'd be up for a threesome in a purely bowling sense

>>37137536
>rdr 2
Hope you like the gta online model then.

>>37137367
i was only 18 at the time, i did not know what i was doing. we were hanging out for about 2 weeks and i didnt even try anything with her until the completely wrong time. some other guy was trying to get on her, and she basically fucked me off for the other guy because he was more out going.

>>37137408
>BAIT REEEEEE

why do you think i am baiting?

>>37137547
GTA online was ass, earning money was almost a chore. Besides I never played free roam on RDR. I always played team deathmatch with my PSN friends.

>>37137533
Why is that bait may I ask?
It's true, what do I have to gain from making shit up?

>>37137324
Based. Have fun lad

>>37137545
Marko is honestly such an interesting guy. The word "deep" is used to describe people too often, it's almost a cliche, but Marko genuinely is deep, and sorrowful, and creative, and he really has the soul of a poet. I was honestly captivated by our conversations tonight, and I want that for you too.

Maybe we could start a bowling team if we got an extra guy.

>tfw this is all Marko trying to big himself up so us lads all want to spend time with him

What are you drinking tonight lads?

I discovered the Asda MyClassic cocktails, 1 bong per 250ml tinny and there's a lot of great ones, got a whole fridge full.

>>37137643
>What are you drinking tonight lads?
Evian water you peasant

>>37137629
yeah, i honestly dont think any of this is real.

>>37137670
I dont mind, it's one of the better larps here.

>>37137609

I'd certainly be up for some bowling. I'm not that great because I barely get practice, although I did get an all time best of 164 once.

While I've got your attention, have you ever been to Monmouth services? I usually don'e even count A road services as real, but Monmouth is very impressive for a non-motorway services.

>>37137692
Never been actually. The only time I'm into Wales is on the M4.

I'm guessing there isn't much long distance haulage stopping there?

>>37137643

1 bottle of some cheap rose and a screwdriver.

not played BotW for ages

it looks worse than I remember and I've forgotten how to play it

>>37137763
Why a screwdriver?

>>37137776

Cause I got some nice vodka for my birthday.

>>37137756


It's on a pretty significant road, it's one of the main ways of avoiding the toll, but only practical if driving from the Midlands to South Wales.

Talking of the M4 in wales, I was shocked how expensive Magor services was, even for service station prices. The food really was top notch though, so I won't complain that much.

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>>37137772
>I've forgotten how to play it

grab that 2 hander and spin to win baby

>>37137794
Oh, the drink. I thought you meant an actual screwdriver. Boy, am I thick.

>>37137828

You lemon lad, I'll forgive you.

>>37137800
Was it the Restbite restaurant? They usually do a good steak and ale pie. It's the same supplier in all of the Roadchef services stations I believe. I often make a point of getting one when I'm at a Roadchef, if they have it.

>>37137772
I had that problem. Played a lot the weekend the Switch launched then didn't touch it for a month. Then played for 10 minutes and died three times and haven't touched it since.

>>37137860
yeah, for weeks I played it nonstop, then just as quickly I dropped it

>ate healthy
>worked out
>phoned the doctor
>sober
really knocked it out of the park today lads

>>37137882
I think at this point I might just restart it if I want to play it again. But I also don't think I'll play it again, just not much of a Zelda guy.

>>37137859

Yeah that was it, something like 8.50 for southern fried chicken and chips, really pricey, but absolutely delicious.

Ever been to Newport Pagnell? I've driven past a few times, but never been in. Now I'm regretting I didn't just stop to tick it off the list

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This was a really good ep. I wasnt sold on the new doctor but I really liked her interacts with Picard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEhC0oM1aAo

How does it make you feel? I finally found a video that tells something about poor illegal slavs.

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>Ever been to Newport Pagnell?

>>37138082
>vice
DROPPED

>>37138051
Yes, many times, I like Newport Pagnell a lot. I'm often on the M1. For me it's the best road in Britain for cruising. Massive long distance lorry driver traffic.

>>37138092
Why? Are you a right-wing retard from pol?

This SSAnon seems like a nice bloke. Not too dirty by the sounds of it either. He's the stand-out character of the recent storylines.

should I kill myself lads

>>37138147
He shags truckers in toilets. Pretty dirty desu.

>>37138158
Yes, and give me your passport before.

>>37138158
no. originally get help.