What is the longest relationship you've ever been in

>>37128983
6 years. From 15 to 21. Ended poorly.

>>37128983
what fucking relationship ?

I've been together with my waifu for 7 years now.

2 months when I was in grade school

9 months. She found out i was satanist and well it ended right then and there.

>>37129131
Don't cut yourself on that edge lad

>>37129036
what happened anon

51414214214124

>>37128983
0 days

Oregano

>>37129159
Haha you expect me to give you some asinine response and a fuck you but thats not the case. You are a normalfaggot though,but thats implyed so i guess i really do need to tell you that.

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Only ever had a few one-sided crushes.

7 years. Started dating in high school.

married for 44 years

>>37129131
Did you at least get to finish your pagan ritual?

5 years. Just broke up with her to flee to Mont Ral, Spain and live with the Ishaya monks for the next six months. I leave in two weeks.

Uhh... mine for like 8 months or so?

Ended poorly because I'm generic and stupid, and also insane.

My most recent ended at 2 months, my ex hates me and used me as his muse, I got favorable attention from it and I'm pretty happy from that actually.

>>37129627
No you aren't. You are just stupid. Go be self diagnosed somewhere else.

>>37129568
Nope. Shits fucking gay.

>>37129168
>>>37129036 (You)
>what happened anon
>51414214214124
To keep a long story short. I caught her cheating and found out she had been fucking around for 3 years, with various guys. She promised to be faithful and all that jazz, went back to one of the guys. So I broke his nose and cut off contact with her.
Jokes on me, she was leaving for New York the very next week, so the relationship was over in so many ways.

>>37129627
>Ended poorly because I'm generic and stupid, and also insane.
What do you mean? Please elab-
>his muse
>[implies female poster]
Oh.

Right.

>>37128983
2 and a half years
I want to kill people

>>37128983
Just shy of 1 year. Was my first and will be my last.

6 years almost 7
We lived together for 4 of those years.
Sometimes miss her but just keep my mind on why we broke up.

20 days exactly.

Fucking kill me

>>37129758
why is that anon
how old are you