>ITT We pretend to be men Damn I just got an erection in my

You are a shitty man op

kys

>>37128536

>not noticing the hot buff hairy bearmode guy walking past

Girls truly dont understand us

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>>37128612
How would you know unless you're a man yourself.

>>37128536
lol I should start saying this crap just to piss women off

I hate it when I run and my balls flop around it hurts.

time to go to work and provide my family

>>37128716
I am a man baka

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>tfw no qt gf

;--;

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>>37128791
Post dick with timestamp.-

>>37128536
I don't give a fuck if your titties hurt unless you're gonna let me hold em up

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This entire thread in a nutshell

Oregano

>I want to kill myself

Here, did it.

>>37128536
Yesterday I went to sleep alone, because I'm an ugly unsuccessful 25 year old man who doesnt deserve anyone ha ha...

Yeah... men right guys?

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>>37128827
h... here... see, im a dude

>>37129088
Anon quit pretending to be me

REEE NO MORE MALEBOTS ON MY BOARD
ONLY WOMAN CAN BE ROBOTS

Women live life on easy mode, if I turn my penis until a feminine penis, can I get in easy mode too?

>>37129265
Traps live on ultrahard mode.

Time for another long day of work to provide for my family.

Time to create civilizations that begin to crumble as soon as vaginas get a say in politics

I hate how women wont fuck me even though i'm unkempt, standoffish, and never approach them!

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>>37129320
originhahahaal

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>ITT: men roleplaying as women roleplaying as men
feels exciting to explore new levels of irony, desu

>>37128536
Yeah underweight girls are the best
It's so easy to lose weight when you're a big dumb muscle heap, why can't fembot just run around in revealing clothing in public and eat nothing like me
It's like they want to be alone

>>37130417
Why cant fembots just do a little lifting and then be able to eat 5 pizzas with no weight gain?

>>37128536
I hate when men pretend to be women. Get the fuck out of here freak.

Im a guy and im sort of sad bevause I have no friends but it's really whatever
I'm always going to be desired because I'm a guy and I can work like an automaton 24/7 and just wait until all the girls are more desperate and alone than me so I can bully them into loving me with my strength and money

>>37128536
Hello Pedro, please post pics

>>37128536
tfw im a man and into girls with a tummy and big asses :shrug: