Fembots describe yourself

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First fembot to post is officially my gf.

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i like willies!

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Now ladies, no need to be shy.

>>37123423
How come he gets TWO pee holes?

>>37123380
>Eye Color
blue-green
>Hair Color
boring old brown
>Hairstyle
straight, shoulder-length
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
5/10 or so
>Race/Ethnicity
white
>Skintone
haven't-been-outdoors-in-months pale
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
slightly chubby
>Breasts
c-cup
>Ass
there but not by much
>Legs/Thighs
slightly chub but still got a thigh gap
>Hips
broad-ish
>Height
6'0
>Country
australia
>Age
21
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
middle of the road
>Attractive personality qualities
quiet and autistic
>Your kinks/fetishes
bdsm switch, unbirthing, sadism, can't get off to anything tht isn't that
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
cook him a REALLY fancy meal

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>>37123397
this is the ideal male desu
bears are cute and nice

>>37123423
that is the fucking strangest looking urethra

>>37123423
First time seeing an urethra that looks like a nose

>>Eye Color
outer part is brown, inner part is green. and no I don't mean my pupils you dummy, the inner and outer part of the iris
>>Hair Color
dyed black because fuck color
>>Hairstyle
I cut my own hair best way to describe it is that manic methhead funk style of a bob cut with extra lenth
>>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
pff I dunno. no boy has never complimented my face over anything else so i dunno. I feel a 6/10 is right but I know 4 is closer
>>Race/Ethnicity
mostly native american
>>Skintone
slightly brown like a stacy cunt who tans
>>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
chubby I guess
>>Breasts
gross pancakes
>>Ass
thick n juicy in pants. flappy and cottage cheesy without. yay
>>Legs/Thighs
same as above
>>Hips
not big enough in my mind. mom says they're killer though
>>Height
5'6
>>Country
USA
>>Age
24
>>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
deepish from smoking
>>Attractive personality qualities
lmao are you kidding me? I'm toxic as fuck
>>Your kinks/fetishes
I like tickling
>>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
cook for him a nice steak dinner.
than leave the house for him to enjoy that alone
come back later for sexy time. my dad told me this is the way to a man's heart, food, private time, and smoochy times in that order

these threads are always hella gay

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>>37123447
>still got a thigh gap

Bad meme, m-maybe the next one who posts

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>>37123447
You have heterochromia?
Also what would you like to do with a guy if you're in control?

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>Eye Color
blue
>Hair Color
brown
>Hairstyle
long
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
weirder looking Jennifer Aniston desutbh
>Race/Ethnicity white
>skintone
Olive pasty over tones
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Hour glass
>Breasts
38 inch
>Ass
43 inch
>Legs/Thighs
44
>Hips
45 inch
>Height 5'6
>Country @
>Age24
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)normal?
>Attractive personality qualities hmmm
>Your kinks/fetishes usually daddy issue stuff
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Nothing

>>37123332

Thread archived before i could reply my discord is Shambles#2668

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>>37123496
Hm, might settle fo--

>Smoking

NEEEEXT

>>37123543
don't worry it's not tobacco
it's mostly meth

>>37123476
>>37123502
wtf is wrong with a thigh gap

>>37123504
no, my eyes are a greenish blue, sorta aqua

>>37123447
>austraIia
BRISBANE

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>>37123526
>43 inch

DON'T MIND IF I DO

>>37123551
oh well if it's just meth then

>>37123496
>Indian smokes meth

More at 11

>>37123588
meth is fun
you should try it big boy
maybe it'll give you the energy you need to finally lose that weight

>>37123613
what can I say, life on the res ain't easy bby

>>37123569
Canberra
why is brisbane the thirstiest city

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>>37123614
>Implying this is anything more than svelte

>>37123588
Reeeeeeee
Originally
Original

>>37123661
damn you've actually made good progress since last I seen that gut
props
now stop being a little bitch and hit that pipe

>>37123380
>blue with a mix of green
>light brown
>very long, wavy
>average babyface
>white
>terribly pale
>slender
>d cup
>around 39 inches
>thick thighs
>35inches or more
>5'5
>slavic shithole
>18
>deep
>I don't know if being introverted and undemanding is considered attractive
>none
>whatever he wants me to do, except very lewd things

>>37123643
>why is brisbane the thirstiest city
all me

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>>37123677
Smokes and mirrors.

>>37123664
T H I C C

>>37123380
can you please add "Real women only" so trannies dont post here? Thanks

>>37123769
You can usually tell when they're six feet tall or like video games or anything like that.

>>37123767
F A T T T


Hehe

>>37123380
how about you expand the questions a bit next thread?

>ideal guy?
>how many sex partners have you had?
>favorite food?
>lesbian/bi/straight?
>do you have a penis or vagina?


stuff like that

>>37123794
>>37123769
yeah, trannies are genuinely the only people that post on /r9k/ that I hope eventually kill themselves. I've wasted plenty of time on guys roleplaying as women online, and I'm sick of it.

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>>37123690
First mail-order bride of the thread?

>>37123380
>Eye Color
blue-green, aqua-ish
>Hair Color
Golden blonde
>Hairstyle
Long wavy hair
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
I don't know, guess a 5/10?
>Race/Ethnicity
White
>Skintone
I am super pale. Even when I go outside I never get a tan
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Slender
>Breasts
B cup
>Ass
Grab-able
>Legs/Thighs
My legs are pretty long, but I guess they are kinda normal though? They are not thick but not skinny to the bone either
>Hips
Normal ones?
>Height
6'0
>Country
The Netherlands
>Age
21
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
Uh, normal?
>Attractive personality qualities
I can be funny sometimes and like to cook
>Your kinks/fetishes
I--I like role- p-playing o///o But more as in: "I dress up as a maid and you're the master"
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Cook his something nice? I don't know to be honest. Every man is different so first wanna figure out what he really likes and then do that of course.

>>37123380
>Eye Color
Brown
>Hair Color
Black
>Hairstyle
Curly
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
Idk 5 I guess
>Race/Ethnicity
Mizrahi
>Skintone
I'm fucking brown
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Normal?
>Breasts
They're there
>Ass
It's there too
>Legs/Thighs
All there
>Hips
Yup, comes with the legs
>Height
5'1
>Country
USA
>Age
19
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
Normal
>Attractive personality qualities
Uh, I'm a good listener
>Your kinks/fetishes
I don't have any, maybe I'm gay, eh?
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
I don't know I can't cook and I have no money.

>>37123794
it's funny how often robots think cis women are trans, it really is

>>37123863
this was never the case on /r9k/ until like this year or whenever the trap invasion began

prior to that you just assumed it was a regular dude trying to fuck with you or fulfill some weird sexual fantasy

now it's actually a very reasonable expectation

>>37123854
Oof, not even the successful world-dominating type of Jew.

>99.9% of women are submissive even on r9k
so is it possible to please a sub woman when you're not really that dominant?

>>37123894
Just wait goy, the time of the sand-jew will be upon you all soon

>>37123901
Anon, it's not very hard to use handcuffs and whips, Just because you don't sexually enjoy it that much, doesn't mean you cant just do it.

My GF doesn't enjoy public sex, but she will fuck me in my car at the park because I enjoy it, thats what that shits about man.
Try Fetlife, it's the only place you will find active dominatrix that aren't into it for pay.

They typically have a cuck husband or boyfriend though.

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>>37123845
I'm half-Dutch myself, so you're permitted into my harem.

I shall return this afternoon to select my other concubines.

>>37123963
Normies are here, fun while it lasted

>>37123963
>Anon, it's not very hard to use handcuffs and whips, Just because you don't sexually enjoy it that much, doesn't mean you cant just do it.
well yeah, but you know how women are, you have to be psychic and know what they are into without them telling you

>>37123380
Yeah just keep killing the board you disgusting faggot

>>37123995
Jesus, you actually look like a older version of me. Is this what I have to look forward to?

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Also please describe how badly you want to be impregnated.

>>37124072
but anon, YOU are the cancer

originalbloxoriginal

>>37123380
>>Eye Color
Gold/green
>>Hair Color
brown
>>Hairstyle
Long and uncut
>>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
good bonestructure and skin, horrible at makeup so average when natural
>>Race/Ethnicity
French
>>Skintone
very pale
>>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
toned leaning on chubby but no fupa or rolls
>>Breasts
14G
>>Ass
fairly toned but similar to thighs
>>Legs/Thighs
looks like an icecream cone. Big thighs, normal else
>>Hips
same as thighs
>>Height
5'5"
>>Country
Australia
>>Age
21
>>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
Either attractive to you or annoying, thick french accent
>>Attractive personality qualities
Very humorous (coping mechanism) accepting, curious
>>Your kinks/fetishes
body worship, foot play (my feet), lactation, im a switch so plenty of things
>>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
depends on the man, I feel like a home cooked mean would be a universal option though

>>37123380
Reposting.

>Eye Color
Blue
>Hair Color
Brown
>Hairstyle
Short. Sort of a pixie cut but it goes to my shoulders. When a part gets too long I just get my mom to chop it off.
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
I posted before on /soc/ to get an idea since I'm bad at telling myself and I averaged around 6-7. My face is a bit soft/chubby in some places.
>Race/Ethnicity
Generic American white mutt.
>Skintone
Pale.
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Chubby but not that bad in comparison to my lower body.
>Breasts
36DD
>Ass
>Legs/Thighs
>Hips
I've always put on most of my weight here. I started developing when I was twelve and it's been like this ever since. I lost a lot of weight when I was fifteen (gained it back) but this part of me stayed relatively fat. I hate it, I hate seeing people post stupid shit like the thicc meme. It's hard as hell to find the right pants that fit and my thighs rub together.
>Height
5'0, 148 lbs
>Country
USA, FL
>Age
19
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
Typical girl voice. A little more high pitched than normal?
>Attractive personality qualities
Almost none personality wise. I like to draw though.
>Your kinks/fetishes
I'm bisexual. I like guys tall and slender and girls tall.
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
I have no idea, if he likes going out to Disney that would be great.

>>37123690
Except very lewd things.. like what,for instance?

>>37124106
Post thicc lower body for a chance at a fabulous reward

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>>37092360 (OP)

>Eye Color
Brown
>Hair Color
Brunette/auburnish, almost going into red/chestnut in summer
>Hairstyle
Lazy, straight and long. Sometimes pony or single braid if I can be bothered
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
Big eyes which I like (I'm told they're my best feature, disregarding the dark circles), but overall just average all around I'd say.
>Race/Ethnicity
White/Caucasian
>Skintone
Pasty
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Skinny
>Breasts
75B/34B
>Ass
Barely any desu
>Legs/Thighs
Two of those
>Hips
Definitely not childbearing, but thankfully that will never be a problem for me
>Height
1.65m
>Country
Austria
>Age
20
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
Feminine, normal I guess
>Attractive personality qualities
I'm rather patient, usually get along with people if they're not cunts, I don't know.
>Your kinks/fetishes
Lesdom/BDSM, siscest
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Fuck, no idea. Partake in his interests, pretend to care about cars or some autistic shit he gets goofy about

Repost because why not.

>>37124101
I like lactation but it seems like a lot of women over in Australia are into it and that's just not fair since I'm from the US.

>>37124174
I am also into lactation but I also am in Australia
come here for milk adventures

>>37124181
Maybe I'll visit for a vacation sometime. When I have time.

>>37124101
>body worship, foot play (my feet)
you have top tier fetishes, superior french goddess

>Eye Colour
Grey
>Hair Colour
Brown
>Hairstyle
Long with bangs
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
On those rate websites I get a 6.
>Race/Ethnicity
White
>Skin Tone
Pasty
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Chubby
>Breasts
F
>Ass
White girl flat
>Legs/Thighs
Chub rub
>Hips
They exist
>Height
5'7
>Country
Canada
>Age
22
>Voice
Annoying
>Attractive personality qualities
Considerate, smart, understanding, open minded
>Your kinks/fetishes
Happy monogamous relationships
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Make his favourite food.

>>37123845
>ze bestaan

noice.

>>37125155
>happy monogamous relationships
Everyone look at the freak!

>>37125196
Le sex in the missionary position is kinky meme

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Yes, "fembots"! Flock to the attention whore thread and dilute your worth be summarising your entire being into these twenty categories for a couple replies of " be my gf"! Oh, but don't forget to list your ass and tit sizes while you're at it! It's not like you have a shred of decency or self awareness to realise what you're doing!

I honestly hope no anons here ever attempt to contact these /soc/ spillover roasts. If you were truly searching for a shut-in, female r9k user, you know deep down that she would have the self-awareness through observation to know these threads are shit and only serve as a containment zone for the female drones who would otherwise attention whore and derail other threads.

>>37125359
why do you have your panties in a twist for? are you on your period?

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STOP TALKING ABOUT FEMBOTS AS IF THEY EXIST.

>>37124101
>Australia

pls b in brisbane

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Patiently waiting for a girl in my country to post.

>>37123845
You are close, and sound like you would make a good live-in maid with benefits.

>>37124171
Oh, the Austrian lezbot? How are you?

>>37125413
You should get diagnosed for autism, seriously.

>>37123380
Victim finding thread! But yeah I'm not sharing any deets

Here's the preferred stats of a SO for me

> Eye Color
Anything except pitch black. Vivid green maybe?
>Hair Color
Something unconventional
>Hairstyle
Not fuccboi or shaved
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
Face that is not too robust (broad, angular)Basically a European face.
>Race/Ethnicity
^^^
>Skintone
Light
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Not too overweight, but relatively toned and not musculkasr is my preference
>Breasts
N/a
>Ass
Dun curr
>Legs/Thighs
Slim
>Hips
Narrow.
>Height
Taller than me (5'9")
>Country
Dun curr
>Age
<35
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)

Not picky as long as he doesn't have a ridiculously high pitched voice
>Attractive personality qualities
Empathy
>Your kinks/fetishes

Idk
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him

Cuddle with I'm for however long he wants

>>37123845
VRIENDIN NU

JETZT AUFMACHEN

Wees alsjeblieft mn vriendin

>>37125593
Just spreading awareness. Got to crush roasties delusions that they are robots. They can't be. They really are histrionic failed Stacies with a need for validation.

>>37125600
Wow seems like I fit. Where do I contact you. Also where do you live.

>>37125568
Okayish. Had a school reunion thing last night and all the Stacey bitches smugly asked me how my "alternative lifestyle" was going. I don't even know why I went to that shit.
But otherwise okay,thanks for asking anon.

>>37125629
The only thing you are spreading is word of your autistic virginity.

>>37125689
Not a virgin tho roast.
Just a MGTOW

>>37125710
>Not a virgin tho roast.
mhmm

im male btw so don't get your hopes up into thinking a girl is responding to you

>>37125710
>virgin
>mgotw

Pick two.

>>37125737
I became MGTOW after being cheated on and dumped. I've been betrayed by women several times. Now I know they are shit.
>>37125727
Act like a bitch, get treated like one.

>>37125710
>MGTOW
>not a virgin
Is fucking reddit leaking again
Fuck off back there, you can't be a robot if you're not a virgin

>>37125761
>I became MGTOW after being cheated on and dumped. I've been betrayed by women several times. Now I know they are shit.
C___

>>37125806
There's nothing wrong with being a cuck if you're unwilling.
>>37125797
I never once claimed to be a robot. I'd never call myself one. I'm just disgusted by women who claim to be robots. Women cannot be robots.

>Eye Color
Dark Brown
>Hair Color
Brown
>Hairstyle
Midwaist length, parted on left side
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
Been called beautiful many times
>Race/Ethnicity
Dinaric master race
>Skintone
Pale
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Slender
>Breasts
Below average? 34B
>Ass
Fat ass, less now though
>Legs/Thighs
Legs are good, thighs are a bit fat
>Hips
Kinda wide
>Height
5'10/177 cm
>Country
UK
>Age
19
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
Been told my accent is very unique.
>Attractive personality qualities
People like that I'm calm and nice, I guess. My only bf ever liked that I'm innocent. Been told I'm funny too
>Your kinks/fetishes
Used to be into gay shit and incest, but now I got quite vanilla. I like the idea of a guy being rough with me
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Cook him a nice meal, put his head on my lap and massage him

>>37125947
>My only bf ever liked that I'm innocent.
Well no longer innocent are you. Cross that one off the list of qualities. You swallowed gallons of cum and got railed from here to Tokyo.

You're just a regular whore now.

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>>37124106
Near Pensacola or Panama City?

>>37125963
>anons never had a bf who legitimately thought third base was handholding at age 18
>he's never had to have a sit down with a bf and tell him about the birds and the bees
>he's never had to cry themselves to sleep when their bf had a massive anxiety attack over the fact the stork wasn't real and sex was not only a thing but REQUIRED his sacred place be touched and that didn't mesh with the absolute fact thats a one way ticket to hell and his parents had to do this to have him

>>37125947
You got a bf willing to date a trap?

>>37125963
I'm sure she's devastated that she's no longer worthy to be with a raging autistic basement-dwelling neckbeard.

So many pale chubby titcows in this thread. Where are they in real life ;_;

>>37126678
Hiding indoors from the sun to stay milky pale.

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>>37125947

>5'10
perfect height for me at 6'4

>>37126678
I'm not chubby or a titcow but I'm pasty white at least.

>>37123447
Too bad your all the way across the world, you seem like the perfect girl

>>37127315
Which one of those posts is you?

>>37127315
>I'm not chubby or a titcow but I'm pasty white at least.
Be gf.

>>37127393
I'm >>37124171
Not enough content blah blah

>>37127416
It's the Austrian lezbot. So unless you have a vagina, fat chance.

>tfw no pasty white horrid accent big boobie hucow gf

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>>37123380
I don't like to call myself a fembot, but I certainly am lonely (yes I'm a khv)

>Eye Color
Brown
>Hair Color
Brown
>Hairstyle
Long, wavy (don't do much with it)
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
Pic related, probably a 3/10
>Race/Ethnicity
White
>Skintone
Doesn't see the sunlight
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
I have a bit of fat on my belly, otherwise I'm pretty slender
>Breasts
C cup
>Ass
Very average
>Legs/Thighs
Average I guess
>Hips
Kinda wide, nothing to brag about though
>Height
5'8
>Country
Canada
>Age
22
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
Kinda deep/nasal, not that flattering. Tone deaf.
>Attractive personality qualities
I don't know, I'm a very boring person. Nothing about my personality is attractive
>Your kinks/fetishes
Brother/sister incest (I'm an only child)
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Probably cook for him, I can make some pretty good homely meals

>>37128245
>homely meals

what kind of? Convince me

>>37128245
>22
>face like a 40 yea old
What happened. You better make it up with some extreme degeneracy in the bedroom.

>>37128245
You'd be a good homely meal if you know what I mean

I'm 5'5, average/chubby, large chest, and severely depressed
who wants to watch me bake some cakes

>>37128504
Me whats your contact, email or discord? f(f)?

>>37128504
Can I suck on your tits and cum inside you?

>>37123447
Fat.
>>37123496
Subhuman.
>>37123526
Boring.
>>37123690
Passable.
>>37123845
Biologically male.
>>37123854
Literally a Jew.
>>37124101
Wtf is up with these "cook him a meal" posts, how boring are you? Seriously can you not think of anything else? Jesus.
>>37124106
Dyke.
>>37124171
Another dyke, hi ausbot.
>>37125155
Oh boy another home cooked meal. Jesus you can't make this shit up. This is why you're here. This is why you'll never leave.
>>37125600
Wrong thread.
>>37125947
Mealposter, but this one sounds cute.
>>37128245
>Probably cook for him, I can make some pretty good homely meals
Well color me intrigued, you sound so fucking interesting. Tell me more about the kitchen!

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>>37128595
>another dyke, hi ausbot
Hi anon, how you doing

>>37128390
Maple honey ham served with scalloped potatoes and corn. My personal favorite.

>>37128436
I've read my share of hentai, I don't mind doing a lot of roleplaying

>>37128438
That's lewd

>>37128535
If you drop your discord I'll send pictures of cakes and ramble about d&d until you start ignoring me

>>37128551
No thankyou

>>37128718
Well email me your discord better, I won't ignore you, cake-chan!

[email protected]

>>37128718
>ramble about d&d
i could use this, what country are you from?

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>>37128670
Ahh not bad, I guess. Why does the only interesting person in these threads have to be a rug muncher?

Have you managed to find anyone yet?

>>37128713
Well, that's good, I think you're a good cooker or am I wrong? What more stuff can you do? No lewd pls.

>>37123380

>Eye Color
dark brown when you look real close, otherwise black
>Hair Color
Raven black
>Hairstyle
Straight mid-length, if not really granny looking ponytail
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
DESU 3/10, maybe even lower KMS
>Race/Ethnicity
Asian
>Skintone
Slightly paler than your average Asian
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Slender
>Breasts
Small Bs, borderline A
>Ass
Pretty thicc
>Legs/Thighs
Kinda insecure about my thick thighs
>Hips
nil
>Height
161
>Country
Some Asian country
>Age
18
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
Loud, pretty average
>Attractive personality qualities
I like to smile a lot, pretty extroverted (ENFP), Geniunely like to hear about other people's life's (but I think many might find me annoying because over my enthusiasm + unattractiveness), helpful, kind, super encouraging and supportive of my friends (if I had any), optimistic (when I'm feeling it), happy to talk about anything as long as the other person listens or doesn't ignore me, really genki when I see someone I like and appreciates my warmness (aka my friends), sometimes too trusting
>Your kinks/fetishes
uniforms, semi-sadistic teasing before showing the warm side, "healthy" jealously/possessiveness, cuddling,
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
draw him a comic about how we met and how much I love him. Or just tell him how much I love him. Or strap him to a bed and tease him all night.

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>>37128881
Thick? Did somebody say thick?

>>37128847
>only interesting person
Well I wouldn't say that but thank you.

>Have you managed to find anyone yet?
[ojou-sama laughing intensifies]
As if. But I'm actually chatting/lewding with a French qt, not that it'll go anywhere but it's nice.

>>37128881
>semi-sadistic teasing
>jealously/possessiveness
now thats a gud fembot

>>37128881
>small chest, slim, thic ass Asian girl
>hyperactive ENFP
You sound adorable. Especially your personality, very "puppy" like. Would cuddle

>>37128881
>ENFP
I am ISFJ..Which country are you in? Would you be able be able to fall asleep while we both are on call everynight or at least some nights?

In other words, would you save me up?

>>37128847
Gays making 'dating' even more complicated, what else is new?
But yeah I hope she damn well finds her dreamdyke soon, pretty annoying to peek up on seeing the location and then notice the 'lolnodicksgtfo' part.

>>37128595
Not much I could tell you about the kitchen. I've learned to cook some basic "staple" meals since I do a lot of the cooking for my parents at home (they both work since I'm old enough to take care of myself and haven't moved out yet)

>>37128871
I wouldn't call myself a culinary chef, but if I know a recipe and have made it enough, I can adjust ingredients/cooking methods in order to better suit whoever's needs.

I'm not very talented/interesting. I watch TV/anime, sew a bit, play the ukulele (well I'm learning). That's about it.

>>37123423
>>37123468
>>37123492
It's obviously a keyhole.

>>37128842
US
What editions do you play/are familiar with?

I've been with my sub boy I met on here for a month now

it feels so good

>>37123380
testdwedfsefsefsefsef

>>37128718
>DnD
Answer me this: What is /Best Edition/?

>>37129630
Unless this motherfucker chooses pathfinder, I want them off the board.

>>37129630
>>37129653
not them but you motherfuckers got it wrong the best edition is 3.5

>>37129630
I've played the most and know all the ins and outs of Pathfinder (that's what I played all throughout high school), I also liked WoD, plain ol' 3.5, and AD&D. Playing 5E recently and it ain't bad

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>>37129653
3.PF Master Race represent!

>>37128881
>short thicc extroverted asian girl
you do realize that's basically top tier around here, right?

>>37129683
Jesus christ i wish i had someone like you.
We'd bake together all damn day and piss off grognards by night while they grudgingly enjoying our snacks.

>>37129752
Drop some contact, bruh
And yeah honestly though I had a pretentious phase about it when 4E came out pls no bully

>Eye Color
blue
>Hair Color
blonde
>Hairstyle
long, straight
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
okay
>Race/Ethnicity
nordic
>Skintone
pale
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
chubby
>Breasts
DD
>Ass
giant
>Legs/Thighs
massive
>Hips
huge
>Height
average
>Age
old
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
unremarkable, cute
>Attractive personality qualities
intelligence, sense of humor, kindness, composure
>Your kinks/fetishes
vary over time.
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
depends on the man and what he likes, obvs. I'd find out and learn to do it, whatever it is (within reason).

>>37128504
Oh fuck I wanna watch someone bake cakes

>>37129856
Uhmm how old? what's average?

>>37129877
I could send you videos if you have snapchat or something like that

>>37129913
Make a throwaway email and I'll mail you my snap so I can watch cake baking

>>37128504
My throwaway email is [email protected] I hope I can help you feel better via cake appreciation.

>>37129938
Ok my throwaway is vlaakith69 @ gmail

So that goes for anyone else replying as well

>>37129888
Neat trips. 31, 5'5".

>>37130215
Can I get your contact? So you're 5'5 or how?

[spoiler[would you send a vocaroo and talk if I drop my email?[/spoiler]

>Eye Color
Brown
>Hair Color
Black
>Hairstyle
Long, to my waist. I leave it down or in a ponytail.
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
Average. Mild acne.
>Race/Ethnicity
Middle Eastern
>Skintone
Pale
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Slender
>Breasts
36D
>Ass
Pretty round
>Legs/Thighs
No thigh gap.
>Hips
Meh. They're probably coming soon.
>Height
5'1
>Country
USA
>Age
18
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
Just plain regular.
>Attractive personality qualities
I'm very caring a clingy.
>Your kinks/fetishes
N/A
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Lewd things, desu.

>>37130273
How caring ang clingy are you?

Maybe like worrying about me everyday, asking me about my day, etc?

>>37130273
Post hair.
original origami oregano

>>37130273
>Middle Eastern
Is spending 5 years of my life blasting dune-coons a dealbreaker?

>>37130325
Yes, definitely. Getting emotional about how much I care and love you. Asking you to explain allll about your day. Wanting to talk all night, into the morning.

>>37130347
Noooo. That's quite alright.

>>37130273
What's your family country of origin?

>>37130363
Aw..that's be really nice of you! what's your personality btw? Im clingy af too and most of people don't give a fuck about it t b h and idk somehow I always end up hurt, how sensitive are you?

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>tfw the Christian fembots are even crazier than the nonreligious ones

>>37130273
you sound soft

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>>37130342
It's curly from the shower.

>>37130363
Last girl who said this to me stopped talking after 2 days. Is it the timezone difference? We were like 8 hours apart and I could only talk to her for like 5 hours each day.

>>37130382
>>37130482
Interesting. Do you have low self esteem?

>>37130273
You sound really attractive, mostly because of
>long hair, 5'1, 36D
but you didn't really explain your interests as a person. do you have any hobbies/interests?

>>37130445
>will never have a right leaning conservative femme gf who actively enjoys shooting, hunting, or fishing to enjoy service with
>will never choke her out while taking taking her from behind
>will never pull her hair or slap her around while she's eating me out
>will never have her cry herself to sleep in my arms after as i gently rub her head
>will never make her confess these sins to the pastor while forcing her to have s bullet inside her
I should have never moved....

>>37130445
Personal experience?? Lemme know about it.

>>37125155
Either of you 2 have Discord?

I'm also 22 and in Canada

>>37130482
I wanna put my nose in there and inhale deeply.

>>37123812
this


lelrigonal

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>>37123423
>tfw narrow urethra

>>37130347
What branch?

Stop muting me ree

>>37130402
I'm just that type of individual to get attached easily. It's just difficult. I cry easily tooo. Wew. No one likes this from what I see.

>>37130771
Yes, I feel you, I think I might have bpd but Im not really sure, but one thing is sure I get that way even more than you probably and it suck since Im male..When was the last time you cried? 1 day ago here, in fact Ive been feeling like shit and wanting to die this entire week, yup, people don't appreciate people like us, unfortunately rip. What kind of music do you listen to?

>>37123380
>Greetings,
Describe yourselves so we can rate you and fantasize. Try to be as descriptive as possible.
>Kay

>Eye Color
Darker blue, yellow bits around the pupil
>Hair Color
Dirty blonde, grown out bleach blonde
>Hairstyle
Wavy, messy, big, side bangs
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
Eh, I do alright I guess.
>Race/Ethnicity
White mutt
>Skin tone
Pale
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
In between
>Breasts
B, pierced nipples (bars not hoops, making the distinction)
>Ass
Have a bit of an ass
>Legs/Thighs
Legs are long (5'9, all legs)
>Hips
For having babies no question
>Height
5'9
>Country
States
>Age
27
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
Lightweight smokers voice or deeper for femanon
>Attractive personality qualities
Easy to spend time with, fairly intelligent, dry sense of humor, does art things, don't take myself super seriously
>Your kinks/fetishes
I like being daddy's personal slut. Never sucked dick or got fucked anywhere aside from my pussy when I met boyfriend. Now he turned me into daddy's little whore and I love doing whatever he wants me to do for him. Oh I guess now I like when he cums in my face as well.
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Dealers choice

God I'm being that chick right now...and in /r9k/ of all places. Lightweight brutal thread to participate in but I did the thing.
Cheers

>>37130871
you sound extremely intimidating, would you allow a male shorter than you to speak to you?

>>37130771
I like it a lot. I wish you'd got so attached to me you couldn't stop thinking about me and always wanted to talk to me forever.

But I'm probably too boring and socially autistic for that. Happened many times a "clingy" girl just stopped talking to me.

I just want a bf to talk about Persona with and discuss best girls.

>>37130871
This thread is for VIRGIN FEMBOTS ONLY, not used up roastie slutbags.

>>37123447
Contact info?
I'm 6'3" and NEED a sadistic gf to borderline abuse me

>>37131598
I'm 6'3" and NEED a sadistic gf to borderline abuse [email protected]

>>37130871
whats ur contactt

okeotjwoeitrtjj

>>37130533
Out of the femanons I talk to, the couple of Christian ones have the most severe mental issues.

>>37132046
She says she has a bf, cuckfriend.

>>37132465
Oh noo TFW no mommy gff never

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>>37123447
>Girl
>6'0
>Switch/Birthing/Sadist
why couldn't you have been in bongland

>>37128881
No way this is girl real

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>>37123380
>Eye Color
Dark green
>Hair Color
Dark brown
>Hairstyle
Long/semi curly
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
close to pic related. My brother tells me I'm pretty all the time
>Race/Ethnicity
White-Latina/Cuban
>Skintone
White/Fair
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Semi-fit
>Breasts
36D
>Ass
Full but not THICC
>Legs/Thighs
Sexy. I got the upper thigh triangle
>Hips
Child bearing
>Height
5'7
>Country
USA
>Age
25
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
Cute/tomboyish
>Attractive personality qualities
I love to make people happy. I'm a good cook
>Your kinks/fetishes
Brocon/Cumplay/Making guys cum
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Blowjob after sex

>>37133651
>My brother tells me I'm pretty all the time
>Brocon
Hmm. Greentext?

>Eye Color
hazel
>Hair Color
reddish brown
>Hairstyle
ponytail usually
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
6/10
>Race/Ethnicity
pure huwhite western european
>Skintone
very pale
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
30"/chubby
>Breasts
38D
>Ass
fat
>Legs/Thighs
fat
>Hips
48"
>Height
5'10
>Country
burger
>Age
20
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
contralto
>Attractive personality qualities
none
>Your kinks/fetishes
pregnancy/ married sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of reproduction
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
i've never had a real life conversation with a man idk what they even like that isn't degenerate....cook him a favorite meal or something? i'm at a loss desu


well, glad i wasted another 5 minutes of my life on that one

>>37133727
>48 inches

Converse with me bb

>>37133651
Didn't mean to trip itt whoops
>>37133708
tl;dr He's been in love with me for like 4 years. I've guessed he's been a siscon for like a few months from glances/compliments. I became a brocon because of this. When he moved out, I went with him and still live with him. We're a in a relationship now. Full story over in that tripfag incest thread that's always up.

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>>37133727
>cook him a favorite meal or something?
2 hours later this is still the only thing femanons manage to come up with.

>>37133651
REEEEEE stick to your INCEST thread stop teasing us!

>>37133895
It's a euphemism for an unspeakably depraved sex act, dummy.

>>37133727
Are you ever into dominating a submissive man?

>>37133904
I didn't mean to trip anon. My bad. I usually remember to turn it off.

>>37133921
Thank God. I thought all women were just vapid and boring as fuck for a while there.

>>37133727
Too thicc not to post picc

>>37133942
its ok but seriously pls stick to your threads

like waving meat in front of starving dogs
no one loves us and you have someone

>>37123496
Based on description I'd smash. You sound like my old oneitis desu

>>37133895
Some of us do some crazy shit we don't actively admit to.
What could we do to "spoil" them? Give them an extra long hug afterwards instead of the standard "once they stop crying the hug ends" hug? I seriously could cook a damn good meal if they'd be patient as a reward or something. I'll rub your back instead?

>>37123496
Which part of the US are you in? Would you settle for a blackbot?

>>37133963
I like r9k anons though. I met up with one the other day and hung out too.

>>37133977
>Some of us do some crazy shit we don't actively admit to.
You absolute madman...
>I'll rub your back instead?
I'll never understand your lack of imagination. I'll never, ever understand how you can be so boring. I'm sorry.

If I wanted to surprise my gf I'd book a holiday to the Egypt and scuba dive for a week. I'd go skydiving over a weekend. I'd take her to a fucking world class restaurant. None of this shit is even that expensive either, I just don't understand how "spoil your other half" becomes "cook them a shitty ass meal". Don't you get bored? Don't you wanna do something else, try something new together?

What the fuck is wrong with you all?

>>37133977
The previous thread had one eastern europe femanon who basically spoiled their man to heaven and back, dressed up for him, cooked for him always, a big breakfast and dinner. Became her husband's personal slut and did everything he wanted.

It was arousing just reading that, how utterly devoted a girl could get to her man. And you... come here with a fucking """""""backrub"""""""".

Learn from the east euros.

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So is this some sort of hookup thread? Why the fuck is this not on /soc/?

>>37134129
I don't think it is. It's more just a fembot description thread.

>>37134079
For me, having a SO is enough.

And that is why I am in constant despair in my life.

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>>37134161
>fem"""""bot""""" posts description
>10 desperate robots reply and beg for contact info
Hmmmm

>>37134129
Depends how beta you are.

Girls on /soc/ are normie sluts.
Girls on here on /r9k/ are just insecure or lonely.

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Well lads its been 3 days since this thread has been going.

Have you fellas had any luck with these fembots?

I've been ghosted by every single one so far, confidence is at an all time-low.\

How much progress have you guys made?

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>>37134215
>Girls on here on /r9k/ are just insecure or lonely.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

*gasps*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Eye Color
brown
>Hair Color
black
>Hairstyle
mia wallace
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
6/10
>Race/Ethnicity
white (ukrainian and scottish)
>Skintone
pale
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
slender i guess ? 24 inches
>Breasts
32B
>Ass
average
>Legs/Thighs
a lil chubby
>Hips
average
>Height
5'3"
>Country
canada
>Age
18
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
bored and raspy
>Attractive personality qualities
clingy, overcaring, cuddly
>Your kinks/fetishes
rape, ddlg, pet play
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
kill myself

>>37134275
>rape, ddlg, pet play
Sounds like you should become my gf. How about it? Where in Canada are you? What are your interests?

>>37134275
>Hairstyle
>mia wallace
Awful taste.

>>37134245
They're insecure but not lonely.

>>37134285
Just look at these thirsty cucks. Fuck off to your containment board already you white knighting lowlife.

>>37134245
whatever dude I'm talking to like 3 femanons now

>>37134308
This is the containment board you stupid cunt.

>>37134193
What's an SO? I'll be your friend though, anon. or your neesan/imouto

>>37134324
Get your thirsty ass over to /soc/ you goddamn shitstain.

>>37134315
They will ghost you after the first conversation don't worry about that. I can tell because you sound like a beta cuck from what you've posted so far.

>>37134332
Significant other AKA partner.

>>37134346
keep projecting, anon

this is why you'll die alone

>>37134285
west coast
uh, do you mean like hobbies? i don't rly do much desu. weed and circus i guess.
>>37134291
that's true

>>37134370
Shit. You're too far away from me. Maybe in the future when I move to Canada you can become my pet rapetoy.

>>37134126
This is related to this
>>37134116
What if i do shit like that as the norm? What if i'm secretly some extreme-tier dominatrix and our sex acts get so wild i have to hold his sobbing wreck for an hour before we go to bed cuddling? What would i consider spoiling then if their tastes align with mine?
Vanilla sex? We'd do that if we wanted it but we don't hence the flail.
Maybe i work a lot and he'd a househusband. Maybe me making him a meal is rarer than haley's comet same for that backrub to. Think he'd appreciate the kind of meal classical training can make or a relief for his shoulders from yard work? Maybe i just walk up and orally please him? Surprise! We already do that for eachother.
Anal? Already do that for eachother.
Maybe i want him to choke me while i jack him off? Surprise.
Wanna bang someone else while i watch or vice versa? Second verse same as the first.
Etc.

I'm serious when i say things like I don't know what to do here other than small taken for granted shit like picking up tedius chores of his so he can relax for once.

>>37134370
Circus? Like juggling and shit?

>>37134391
more so aerial stuff and contortion

>>37134239
I hope you get ghosted a hundred times over, you pathetic faggot.

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>>37123380
>>Eye Color
green
>>Hair Color
blonde
>>Hairstyle
past my shoulders, kind of fine and sticks out like wool
>>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
7 with makeup, 4 without
>>Race/Ethnicity
white british
>>Skintone
so pale I'm almost blue
>>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
a bit soft
>>Breasts
little
>>Ass
big
>>Legs/Thighs
probably my best feature
>>Hips
violin ._.
>>Height
5'4"
>>Country
eggland
>>Age
26
>>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
girly but goofy
>>Attractive personality qualities
chill, funny (I think?), kind
>>Your kinks/fetishes
chub fetish
>>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
baking!

>>37134449
>>>Ass
>big

pls be my gf

>>37134386
Then, in my personal opinion, you have your priorities wrong. Intimacy and contact should be a standard part of a relationship, not a rarity.

Sounds like you have some crazy (possibly fictional) unconventional relationship; that doesn't apply to the 20 other femanons that all said the same boring shit.

I was wondering why "cook him a meal" is the default female reply for spoiling their partner. It points to a lack of originality, and a lack of effort.

>>37134332
It mean significant other, and while it might be nice to have a neesan/imouto/friend, there is no physical connection nor intimacy we share. How can we relate to one another? Talk is cheap these days.

>>37134473
Intimacy can happen in other ways than sex.
Can't say for the other exactly but dynamics have changed women don't often anymore maybe it actually is "special" now.

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>>37134476
a-alright anon. I was just trying to be nice sorry.

>>37134552
It's ok but I have enough online friends as it is. I'm just looking for my lease on life to expire one day..

>>37123380
>Eye Color
poocolor
>Hair Color
poocolor
>Hairstyle
unkept
>Facial Aesthetics
-1/10
>Race/Ethnicity
poor
>Skintone
deathpale with green undertones
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
HTTP ERROR 404 - NOT FOUND
>Breasts
prematurely going south
>Ass
HTTP ERROR 404 - NOT FOUND
>Legs/Thighs
I have two legs.
>Hips
my pair of legs is attached to a pair of hips.
>Height
5'2
>Country
poor
>Age
pre-xmas cake
>Voice
highly variable depending on context
>Attractive personality qualities
can pretend to be charming for a limited amount of time
>Your kinks/fetishes
gaybois
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
vaccum away cat hair+keep mouth shut and not snap on him?

>>37134537
>Intimacy can happen in other ways than sex.
That's what I meant by intimacy anyway. A fucking hug shouldn't be a reward, what the fuck is that about?

>>37134537
Also i make no claims to actually doing all those things i was using them as an example. Sometime basic activities we consider drudgery can be opportunities to show you care and can absolutely be a welcomed godsend when someone else does it.

Again no actual claim to this but a good example that might get it across would be raising a baby. Imagine if all night it cried every hour and woke you both up. Well grumble grumble its your turn grumble grumble i work in the morning you're both exhausted and argumentative and its the same arguments as the night before you don't actually mean them you're just tired as sin.
How amazing would it be if they said to you without hesitation i got this one get some sleep.

>>37134449
How chub is chub?

t. 6'2" 250 but want to lose like 60

>>37134597
Google BDSM aftercare. A hug and headpat on a couch can mean the world to some people.

>>37134636
>headpat on a couch can mean the world to some people.
I guess I shouldn't be surprised. It's /r9k/.

>>37134636
BDSM is cringe though.

>>37134586
christmas cake fujoshi i feel sorry for u
have my condolences and my yous

>>37134654
>>37134662
Point is depending on the relationships people have or have had cooking a meal might actually be considered a treat to them.

>>37134625
any kind of chub is good chub anon

>>37134764
I-I see

>tfw not in England OR Eggland

>>37134738
Right.

And that's why every femanon says the same thing?

Are you all dominatrix's? Or are most of you just boring?

>>37134764
>tfw no posh brit gf to spoil me with baked goods
makes me wish i was a brit

>>37134844
>tfw all brit femanons are chubby
Makes me wish I wasn't a Brit.

>>37134844
I'm sorry to break your fantasy but I'm not a posh brit I'm more of the aye up me duck eeee chuffin 'el kind of brit

I would spoil you with baked goods though

>>37134864
>tfw all brit femanons are chubby
Makes me wish I was a Brit.

>>37134864
Why? Your country has established most of the bloodline of the world. Shouldn't you be proud?

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Are there any more pictures of that frog chick and Pepe? I think they're very cute. Pic for attention.

>>37134878
That's even better! I love rough accents on girls.

>>37134878
>tfw no Cockney chav to force to brush her teef

Blimey guv

>>37123380
>Hazel
>Dark brown/black
>Long, wavy/curly hair
>7+/10?
>Latina
>Pale white
>Slender
>A cup breasts
>Ass? Yes
>Thicc
>Thicc hips
>5'1"
>USA
>20
>Voice, idk
>Attractive personality qualities: play video games, sleep, smoke weed
>Kinks/fetishes: butt stuff
>What I'd do for my man if I'd want to spoil him? Let him ravage my body and stick it in anywhere

>>37134885
Being proud of my country doesn't mean I want to fuck fat women.

welsh women are outrageously hot though

>>37134907
well then fantasize away friend

>>37123380
Beta orbiter here. Are there any fembots in the northeast who'd be willing to have a platonic cuddle date with absolutely no penetration? I'm so incelibate that this would basically be getting laid for me.

>>37134942
Wait, Can you speak spanish tho? What is your orig, country?
Sleep is not a hobby!

>>37123769
If you're not desperate enough for a tranny, you're not desperate enough to post here.

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>>37134901
I gotchu senpai
They're really fucking rare, they're almost like the rarest kinds of Pepes. The froggirl is Pipi, by the way.

>>37135000
>If you're not desperate enough for a tranny
I'd rather live out the rest of my life alone, or turn gay and fuck someone I had a real connection with.

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>Eye Color
Brown
>Hair Color
Dark brown
>Hairstyle
Very long with a himecut
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
Not sure, I get called I'm cute and look very young a lot
>Race/Ethnicity
Half white half japanese
>Skintone
Warmish
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Skinny pear
>Breasts
tiny
>Ass
good
>Legs/Thighs
good
>Height
153cm
>Age
18
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
Sound like a child desu
>Attractive personality qualities
I'm very understanding and comforting also really dedicated/clingy but that can be good or bad depending on how u see it
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Probably paint him something

>>37134981
Born in the US, parents are both Mexican.

>>37134956
>fantasize
thanks.. ill just go back to being depressed again.

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>>37134901
>>37135004
This looks like the original out of the bunch
Don't know if these pictures started from here

>>37135035
Hmm..

You got any family in Japan? Lucky you getting both of both worlds~

>>37135045
Thoughts on Donald Jay Trump?

>>37135033
Trips beat dubs, paco.

>>37135035
If I contact you, will you paint me and fall asleep on call with me?

[spoiler[in return I'll sing you a lullaby/song whenever you want to[/spoiler]

>>37135066
I'll beat the shit out of you, tranny. How's that?

>>37135065
Make America Great Again! <3

>>37135089
I bet you'd look qt in a MAGA hat.

>>37135045
Are you able to teach me Mexican spanish then?

>>37135004
>>37135061
She's based on a Japanese mascot called Marimokkori.

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>>37134901
>>37135004
>>37135061
Last one I know of so far
noot noot originaru

I look like a furby but with a vagina and liberal political views.

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>>37135162
>liberal political views.
Go away.

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>>37135134
What the fuck
It's got a bulging bepis

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>>37135134
Epic fail for anonymous, forgot le pic

>>37135187
Hehehe dorgland drampf is a fascist and my nipples are art so you can't be offended by seeing them in public. Who wants to date me boyssss?

>>37135084
Sorry I already have a husband and we fall asleep on call every day

>>37134942
Am 22, 6'2, dark brown hair, Caucasian, American. Need a qt Hispanic girl in my life. Send me contact info, pls

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>>37135212
>>37135205
bepismind

>>37135035
Literally perfect gf material.

>>37135217
There are only two kinds of femanons: Those who have a boyfriend/husband, and those who don't want one.

>>37135216
ooo, soooo your nipples are art? then post it, my furby friend.

>>37135217
I assume by "husband" you mean, e-bf. It's okay.

>>37135035
i'm gonna assume you're not from burgerland because metric
shame, you sound like a real qt
on a scale from 1-10, how likely are you to bomb pearl harbor?

>>37135205
>>37135212
>Pepe is dating a girl (male)

So perfect

>>37135205
Why is japan so degenerate?
>>37135216
I usually date liberals. That's ok though because I'm abusive, manipulative and violent. For people who harp on about women's rights all day I can't say they ever stick up for themselves at all.

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>>37135298
truly the representation of r9k
still perplexed as fuck tho
>pipi has a peepee

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>>37134942
it's well-known that jeb's wife gave him the power to produce the world's best guacamole. can you teach me?