Question for femanons

>>37122780
would YOU rather have your dick sucked or put it in a vagina

Always the dick.

Why would I want some submissive shit licking my pussy? It's gross

>>37122821
I'd rather get pegged by a girl than fuck her

>>37122841
vulvas aren't gross but dick is just way better than tonguing anything

>>37122850
not an answer
varies from woman to woman and man to man

Anything that is not piv for the purpose of procreation is gross.

>>37122875
Well you didn't exactly answer the original question. Of course it varies, this is a survey, not a demand for a consensus.

>>37122918
yeah I said
>dick is just way better than tonguing anything

>>37122948
Of course you did, idiot, after I responded to your question which was not an answer to my original question. I was explaining why I didn't directly answer your defensive question.

>>37122841
lol this bitch thinks she is tough

Dick down, I don't like getting my pussy eaten. My fiance likes it and I let him do it but its missing something and he often focuses a lot on vagina and not clitoris.

>>37123111
for god's sake you silly goose you have to walk a man through how to eat you out I never pretended to any man I could give good head without them helping me

Femanons are all sluts, can someone tell me why they are even on /r9k/ again? Why do women come here?

men are 2/10 at licking pussy and my vibrator does a better job than their dicks

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i never got either but id have to go with benis because no man comes from licking a vagina

>>37123206
oh? my ex had an oral fetish and would furiously masturbate while licking me, he was kind enough to edge himself until I came though lol

>>37123206
Why not get somebody to let you try out which you like more irl?

>>37123111
>>37123155 This.
You're doing yourself a disservice by not sharing what you enjoy better/most with your partner.

Even disregarding the possible lack of prior experience, different people have different preferences.
If you don't give clear indications of what works particularly well for you personally, don't expect him to eat you out exactly the way you like it. Hell, preference can vary per session; sometimes purely focusing on the clit gets my gf wild, other times a finger or playing with applied pressure with the tongue in a teasing manner is what especially pushes all the right buttons.

This goes for both parties, not just the man. A preference for different sexual positions during different sessions is comparable to it.

In the end, communication is key.

>>37122841
>submissive shit
DELET

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>>37123111
>it's an "I never tell my partner what I like, fake my orgasms, and then talk shit about his inability to please me behind his back" episode

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>>37123510
don't expect any better from a roastie whore

>>37123510
I hope it didn't seem I was talking shit. I love him and he pleases me very much I just prefer to have regular sex over oral.

>>37123264
I think in the heat of the moment this is easier said than done. Like I want to have sex not give weird lessons. Plus I think oral would be missing something even if he didn't focus on vagina so much. Feeling of being pounded into and brought together is a good feeling. Knowing he is being pleasured too is a good feeling.

>>37123654
Just tell him to focus more on the clit. This isn't rocket science.

>>37123654
>pleases me very much
>very much
why do I have a feeling you are not completely satisfied?

>>37123510
This. I never have sex but it seems baffling to me the lack of communication that exist between my normie friends and their gfs. I really don't deserve my fate because from the look of it, it seems like i'd be really good at sex if I had the occasion to practice. Cliche stories about guys who rolls over and fall asleep without even caring if their gf had an orgasm seem way more common than I thought

>>37123835
My theory is that after having sex a few times and learning what retarded shitheads women are about it, you just stop caring.

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>>37122780
originalinio

>>37123654
>I want to have sex not give weird lessons
I hope die in a fire you retarded cunt.

>>37123868
Don't forget that if the guy is expected to work for the sex, it will be had on his terms. If women wanted sex to be a mutually enjoyable act, they shouldn't set up a paradigm where the man must do something for her first to be granted access to it.

>>37123654
>Like I want to have sex not give weird lessons
jesus, how old are you, 12?

>>37123985

Wow cyberbullying on 4chan...for shame.

Meanwhile I will be sitting here in 100% loving relationship with my fiance and not really caring about oral because its just not as good and its not worth giving out weird sex lessons just to make it slightly better-but-still-not-good.

>>37124016
>driving a "loving relationship" against the wall because the sex is bad because you're too insecure and ashamed that couldn't even tell your man what you like

>>37124060

Sex is great. Oral sex is just ok.

This thread is proving that women just don't like oral.

>>37124234
>implying any real females have posted ITT

>>37124261
>Implying the women/ who're larping as men who're saying that they've not had good sex unless they had oral or don't praise oral sex aren't all hard up bi chicks and thirsty lesbians with something to prove.

>>37124261
>implying REEEEAL FEEEEMALES haven't been posting here

>>37122892
Polak pls go, this is not your board

>>37124012
Most, not all, women like a good dicking with the man doing all the work...AS USUAL

Sex itself became chore to me. It's more about the cuddling and foreplay now.

Only a couple women worked to make it fun for me too and they were all older women.... Young women just lay there most of the time and just tell you to not stop, they don't care if you actually like it

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>>37123203
Come to the dark side bby

I'm glad to see that other people don't care for getting eaten out. I've never enjoyed it either and I can't see what somebody could do with their mouth that they couldn't do better with a damp hand.

>>37124392
gross, why do lesbians have to jam their perversions down our throats

>>37124427
I just do it to trigger anons, I'm not even really gay desu

>>37124421
Lol you've never been eaten out properly and that statement just says it.

A "damp hand" can't clench on your gspot while a flat tongue long and slow strokes your clit.

I feel like the vast majority of girls who think "I dont like it" got shitty head one time and think that's head.

>>37124441
is it odd to really like it when the flat of his tongue is pressing against my clit but he's also got a finger in my vag moving around?
it seems like you're the only person in ever to mention liking it that way

>>37124463
I'm a total virgin but I feel like that would be the best way to get eaten out.

>>37124463
That's how you give good head... My girlfriend loves it. Two fingers in, bent upwards in a "come hither" motion rubbing her gspot and going in and out a bit.

>>37124441
>mouth clench on your gspot
I don't actually know what you mean by that. And "long and slow" on the clit... not stimulating at all for me.

The most frustrating thing about receiving oral is that as soon as somebody hears you don't like it, they're suddenly really invested in convincing you that they'll be better than all those other guys at it! So I'm either stuck pretending to enjoy it (skeezy) or sitting there bored as a brick wishing I could be doing literally any other sex act

>>37124479
it's a little tricky but I'm shaking all over practically the minute he starts

>>37124489
maybe he's got a strong chin or something but my bf says it hurts to do it with his hand pointing upwards?
he does it facing down and it still feels great

>>37124493
Sorry I meant to imply finger clench, fingers are in. And you progress from slow to fast tonguing, just depends on the preferred.

I want to eat chads cum out of a girls pussy

>>37124511
Strong chin? Is his forearm deformed? I'm a little confused how fingers up is a hard position to do. It does tire out your fingers and it you get quite the forearm burn from thrusting lol, but it's not hard to do by any means.

>>37124511
>it's a little tricky
Like, getting eaten out? I figure it's not all that difficult if you guide the other person a bit.
But I'm pretty sensitive in any case so maybe it's just me

>>37124534
>tfw got bf to nut in me once and lick it out
>tfw he hasn't done it again

>>37124535
might be because I'm small or something but when his mouth is on my clit his chin almost goes down to my perineum
we don't do thrusting in and out either it feels the same as him just wiggling his fingers all in
don't be a womanlet I guess

>>37124556
I meant with problem here >>37124556 setting it up right

>>37124558
Maybe you are too womanlet, my gf is tall, but try changing the angle of approach. From the way you describe it it's like he's coming straight on. You gotta kinda be above "swooping down" . My nose would be right at the top of her clitoris hood of whatever it's called

If I wanted to get eaten out I'd be a lesbian. Give me the dick.

I miss the robots that use to live here

>>37124437
LOL IM ONLY JOKING
Nah lezbro.
Just own up to it.
You tried to hit on her, you failed miserably, now skulk off back to the shadows.

And now the entire thread is going to become about a bunch of gay chicks/bi chicks talking about how great oral feels and great it is to give oral because that is literally all they have or want when it comes to sex and sexually pleasing a woman.

>>37124820
Yeah and still gay and bi chicks regularly say they're more satisfied and happy with their sex lives than their straight counterparts.

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>>37122780
I like having my pussy eaten by my boyfriend because he's a virgin and needs to learn how to treat a woman proper before I let his small dick even near me

But I also like my Chad fwb (who my bf doesn't know about) to fuck me hard in my bf's own bed... desu

i'd rather eat pussy.

>>37122841
Virgin male pretending to be girl detected.

>>37124844
That's cause gay chicks who have something to prove are more open about their sexuality, and bi chicks are utter whores.

And both of those satisfying and happy relationships will end up emotionally physically and sexually violent yet completely sexually DEAD within a year.
Oddly enough, the "sexually unsatisfied and unhappy" straight chicks will still be getting regular dicking and will still be in a stable relationship for years.

So...have fun with that.

>>37124930
>stable relationship for years
>cheating and divorces through the roof
>cuckolding and BBC the #1 fetishes
>straight girls would rather scream rape if any non-Chad even thinks about touching them
How does r9k turns to whiteknighting roasties whenever some dyke roastie comes up? They're all whores you fucking cuck, kys

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>mfw virgin reading this thread

>>37122780
start with cunnilingus, finish with sex. it's like you want to give a female just one orgasm.

>>37123835
>Cliche stories about guys who rolls over and fall asleep without even caring if their gf had an orgasm seem way more common than I thought
That's me. Most women are boring as fuck in bed and not really much fun to be around.

On the plus side, they do love to be dominated and treated like slaves in bed, so that's nice.

>>37124992
>>stable relationship for years
Yes
Unlike lesbian relationships, which are ironically enough,only stable if a guy is somehow involved.
>>cheating and divorces through the roof
This has been a thing since forever. Cheating and breaking up happens so often in lesbian relationships that it's almost required to be considered a lesbian relationship.
>>cuckolding and BBC the #1 fetishes
On porn sites, and this has been going on in reality for longer then the words we use for cuckolding was ever a thing. Read the bible(their members were that of like donkeys) and kama sutra sometime.
Also lesbians get off on knowing that their girlfriend is lusted after by others and bbc dildos sell VERY well to the lesbian community. Also every lesbian has that one black male "friend".
>>straight girls would rather scream rape if any non-Chad even thinks about touching them
Yeah....
And lesbians would scream RAPE or LOOK ITS A DYKE or I'm straight if an ugly chick hit on them.

>>37124930
>>37124992
>>37125240
see, thread turned into /lgbt/ shit the minute the lesbians reared their heads fembots are fine but lesbians need to get out for good

You know what I'm noticing? A bunch of women who are bad at communicating. If you tell the guy what you want him to do you experience will greatly improve. It seems like most of you just accept bad head. In which case, that's exactly what you deserve.

>>37125240
Where are you getting your sources lmao