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What did you do today robots?

Today all I did was jerk off to porn, heat up some honey BBQ chicken strips and go to Starbucks to use a gift card to buy a Frappuccino
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>See some people I knew from high school and graduated with
>Naively think they would want to talk to me
>they see me and try to avoid me
Pretty normal day desu
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Played Mass Effect 2, Gex: Enter the Gecko, Crash Bandicoot 3. Watched first season of South Park, jacked off 3 times, ate 3 donuts, and lasagna, pet the kitty, spun my chair, spun it good. That about covers it
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>>37116853
I found out the girl I work with that l I had a crush on is engaged.
Felt okay at first. Actually thought I was really maturing because of how well I took it. Actually pretty happy with myself
By 3pm, I was in full mental self destruct mode.

I honestly put her out of my mind pretty quickly, but only because the whole "I'm a failure at life" dialogue crowded out anything else.
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went to the library
tried to clean my ears and made myself dizzy
overate
took a 20 min walk
dropped my cousin off at middle school, tapped a lady's bumper accidentally
napped
watched most of The Americans S5

>not in chronological order ofc
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>>37117057
this could haunt you for awhile, depending on how long you were crushin on her
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>>37116853
Jerked off a lot, played Nuclear Throne for about 9 hours.
Took a nap and now its tendies time.
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>>37116853
i went to fuckin work as an accountant
my boss is super cool, he's from nepal
we have a pretty great time and even though it's crunch time for us it's really not stressful at all
this wagecucking shit isn't so bad, my mind feels so much sharper than it did by being a post grad NEET for 7 months
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>>37117057
Shouldn't be too long, hopefully. I just started working with her Monday. It's a temp job FYI.
I didn't know she was engaged because we work with gloves all the time.

Really got my hopes up too. She hung out with me, sat by me and talked with me all the time.
We were even walking together. I was so positive we were hitting it off. I just don't understand at all why she would spend so much time with me.
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>>37117116
Meant for
>>37117318
Ori - Did I miss something about how she was hanging out with me? - ginal
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>went to work at 6am where I take care of retards
>bought tacos on my break
>left work at 2:45 PM
>roommate wanted to go to the museum so tagged along
>saw dinos which I always love doing
>went to mcdonalds after
>came home and jacked it to coworker on facebook
>am currently shit posting on here
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>>37116853
I wrote an eight page paper. Contemplated suicide. Played Injustice 2.
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Worked
Watched Community
Bought pizza & beer
Jerked off
More Community
Shit posting
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>woke up, fapped to thicc
>Got in the car and just slowly drove around town in my comfy-mobile, listening to vaporwave music
>Drank a breakfast shake while I drove
>Came in late to work, sat around and read manga until time to go home
>Catalogued some thicc webms and downloaded some cartoons.
>Went to my second job
>Am sitting on the toilet, browsing 4chan at work and taking a fierce shit
Ordered a pizza. Am gonna watch old cartoons until time to go home.

Wash, rinse repeat. Same shit tomorrow. Ain't complaining though, my life is chill as fuck.
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>>37117995
Where do you work? Originality is for normies
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>>37118151
I work a two laid back maintenance jobs.
Show up, change some lightbulbs, stock some bathrooms, be quiet and read a book, go home.

Some days are shit, most days are great. Watch a lot of anime, read a lot of books. Live in a studio apartment and drive a comfy, inexpensive car.

People often tell me that I lack ambition. They don't understand. I have achieved my ambitions.
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jerked off
read for a few hours
played video games
got drunk
watched a movie
tossed and turned in bed for a long time
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>>37116853
I went to a dermatology appointment and attended my kid sisters choir recital at her elementary school
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>Woke up at 5 30
>Went for my morning walk
>Got home, took a shower let my dogs out, fed them, made some oatmeal
>got to work at 7 30 am and stayed till 8 pm.
> had two protein shakes at work
>Got home, feed the dogs, let them out, feed them
> cooked a steak and some veggies
> Watched some sense 8
> got in bed cuddling with the dogs comfy as fuck. My house is so quiet and I love it
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>>37118666
My nigga!

Chill as fuck, fambally
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I wrote some code and applied for financial aid for college
Also ate some tendies
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I hurt my best friend really badly and she told me I was basically worse than her ex, who she broke up with because he was too aggressive.
Then another girl came and told me I was an asshole because she found out I lied to her, and someone else reminded me of how I left one of my friends behind the other day.
I had never felt as much of a shit person as I did today, I mean I was aware that I was one but it never really made me feel bad until today.
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I went on a date with a cute chick for the first time in a long time. Decent date, just coffee and talking, then we walked in a park, we hugged, held hands, and she kissed me on the cheek.

My dick got hard as a fuckin boulder because that's my first female contact in months
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>>37116853
Woke up at 7:00 next to my girlfriend then went to our finals we both had at 8:00. I finished early and had time to go to the gym which opened at 9:00 so I ate the muffin she packed for me then did chest and triceps. Then worked from 11:00 to 2:00, leaving early to go to my second final. I then had two cheeseburgers and moved some things from my apartment to the trunk of my car. Then I went back to my girlfriend's apartment, we had sex, then had ice cream and watched some season 2 of Attack on Titan.
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Not that bad. Slow as fuck at work, came home and studied and have just been playing vidya and browsing 4chan.
Likely gonna be the same for tomorrow.
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>>37118983

lol why does this seem like a copypasta
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Sleep derived, had o chem lecture (summer school), then back to back classes and lab

8am to 3pm

At 3 i gave this new guy a tour of the college, then i went to sleep by the fireplace

When i woke up, i took the train home, i live 1 hour away from school
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>>37116853
>drive to finals
>accidentally tap someone's bumper, managed to hit the brakes but stopped so close that my car scraped hers when the suspension bounced
>scratched off a square inch of paint
>exchange contact information, insurance, etc, try to act normal
>she calls every fifteen minutes afterwards even though I explained I have finals today
>she says she went to a body shop and got an estimate of $1200
Is this a fucking joke? I'm not paying $1200 for that, it's completely cosmetic and ridiculously small. What the fuck do I do?
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>>37118925
>>37118983
you normies really need to gtfo
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>ate 1300 calories
>talked with /r9k/
>browsed youtube
>didn't do jack shit for my job
>DP'd my ass and pussy
>slept for 14 hours


pretty worthless
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>>37119092
did you crush it in and didn't notice? i'm not surprised it's 1k+ though.
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>>37119092

why the fuc did you give her your number? let your insurance take care of it, dont say anything to her
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>>37119214
It's not crushed at all, I ran my hand along it, literally just scraped paint. The car itself is only worth $10k, I know a guy who bought the same model+colour a year ago for that price.

I strongly suspect that either she's inflating the number or she's getting jewed by whoever she went to because she's a girl that's not spending her own money.

>>37119239
It should be cheaper to not have insurance involved, and I'd prefer to avoid getting a collision on my record if possible.
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Skipped out on a job fair
Started rereading Master and Margarita
Listened to a lecture on the shang dynasty
Looked after a dog

Now I'm wondering why I'm still alive
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>>37119275
i got rear ended on my piece of shit $2100 car, got quoted $3100 for a crushed bumper. car being "cheap" doesn't have much to do with it.

anyways just pay it. unless your insurance has a forgiveness program 1k is nothing.
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Woke up. Morning jack. Borrowed a Gear VR and watched vr porn for the first time and jacked again. Pretty neat. Vacuumed. Another vr fap. Took some muscle relaxers and went to sleep. Woke up. Cut my hair. Currently hating the idea of being sober tonight. Persona 5 later.
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>>37119347
I genuinely think if a guy brought her car to the same place it'd be cheaper though, I might ask her to have her dad take it and explain to her that people who work on cars are sexist. I'll pay it, truth be told I have a savings fund for shit like this, but it still hurts to see money go when it's something so small. My car's a junker from '95 and the paint has entirely peeled off of the doors, I hate spending money on someone else's car for a small scuff mark. But deep down I know it was my fault, that's why I pulled over and exchanged info rather than just speeding off.
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>>37116853

Mowed my grandmother's lawn, and her friends lawn. Made $40 doing it.
That's about it.
Heard my ex got dumped, gave me a guilty pickmeup to hear it.
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>>37118666

>My house is so quiet

Tinnitusfag here.
I wish I knew what quiet felt like.
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woke up at 2pm
jerked off with my morning boner then had a painful piss
now jus sitting on the couch doing absolutely nothing
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I stayed up all night.
I didn't eat anything 'till now.
I didn't go to any of my classes.
I passed out on my bed.
On the bright side, my arm fell asleep and that was pretty cool, like it wasn't there at all.
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Went to work today for 4.5 hours and then left because I couldn't fucking stand another minute sitting at my desk. My job is flexible so I get to often get to come and go whenever I want, one of its only redeeming qualities.

Towards the end of the day I met with my new boss and we came up with a schedule I'll be working over the summer. I'll be working at night again, which I love, because I barely have to deal with anyone. And I often get to talk to QT college girls when they put me on the front desk. I like it because having to talk to the public lets me practice making eye contact, smiling, and passing for a human being.

Then I went to the gym for the first time in like 3 months which I'm proud of.

When I got home I busted out the oxycontin (again, going on day 2 now) and got to REAL business. Been doing it all day. Did some video editing while the vyvanse was still pumping through my blood, and then played League of Legends for about 5 hours and now here we are. Thinking of finishing up a couple of lines right now.

Debating whether to keep the Oxy train going tomorrow or not right now. If any one read this far should I do it or not?

Overall the day was average, I guess. I did some good things today, but I'm disappointed with how little I feel the oxy. I'd give today a 6.5 outta 10.
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>Woke up
>Ate 2 cheese sandwiches
>Smoked weed
>Played vidya
>Off to sleep in a while so I can see my dealer early tomorrow
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>>37119483
>I genuinely think if a guy brought her car to the same place it'd be cheaper though, I might ask her to have her dad take it and explain to her that people who work on cars are sexist.

I think you're probably right, but unless you're a charming Chad who can easily say borderline innapropriate things like this and no one bats an eye, I really, really, wouldn't say that. That's a very odd thing to say to a stranger, and I don't think it's going to go over well.

I would ask to see a receipt. Better yet, ask her for the name of the place she went to. Drive there yourself, on your own, and talk to the guys working there. Tell them your situation, explain that you think she's inflating the number, and ask them if that's how much they will really charge to fix the damage to her vehicle. Depending on the place and how strict they are with divulging customer information, and how nice/easy going you are with the workers there, there's a good chance they will tell you how much they actually quoted the woman for. Obviously, don't tell the woman you're doing this.
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I pooped today. Big deal cause I'm sooo constipated from meds. Good day!
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Went out to eat and waited for the guy I like to Snapchat me. He did but he is dropping me for another girl quick after I let him have sex with me. All I wanted was for him to love me but I'm so stupid I let him fuck me instead now I'm boring and he's gone and I want to kill myself.
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I find it really difficult to even remember what I did most days. I mostly fuck around on the internet and listen to music I guess. It's like I'm living in a fog and all the weeks and months are blurring together. It's not unpleasant, but it is a little unsettling
>>37120514
'grats

>>37120534
that sucks, hope you get over him soon
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>>37116853
>wake up
>go back to sleep
>realize I need to actually do shit today
>wake up again
>think about whether or not I ironically like Death Grips
>pick up some of my shit
>do some simple exercises
>go outside and shoot a McDonalds cup with a shitty airsoft gun
>call about a doctor's appt.
>go to see King Arthur with a friend
>talk to a girl I like on snapchat
>she wants to go on adventures
>come home
>watch Fargo S1E1 with my mom and brother
>take a shit
>shitpost on 4chan

Pretty productive day all things considered.
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it's 7:15am I literally just woke up

Its gonna be the second official summer day (25c). I think I'm going for a bicycle ride to the countryside, drink a couple of beers and listen to some podcasts.
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>>37116853
vidya, doctor's appointment, day dreaming of her...
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>>37117995
>>37118666
Holy shit. These niggas have achieved ultimate comfy lifestyles. Proud of your asses.
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waked and baked, surfed the interwebs, ate an edible, flicked the bean while bf was at work, took a nap because strong edible, made dinner and now chillin with you dudes and a brewski
pretty good day off id say
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>>37116853
It's my day off.

I beat ME:Andromeda today. Fucking terrible.
Started Tales of Berseria, it's alright.
Got my running mile time down to 8 minutes (I know that's shit but I was at like 10 minutes last month and 12 minutes the month before that.)
Lifted after that. Biceps.

Relatively productive day.
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>>37120467
I think I'll try explaining it to her, tell her to take her dad. with her when she actually gets it fixed. I usually don't have terrible difficulty saying socially unacceptable things, but if she starts getting touchy I'll back off. I don't think it makes me a chad, I can't make people like me, but I can make them respect me.

I don't think I can talk the guys cleaning it up to cut me a deal, I've tried talking to people working on my car before and they always say to pay their price or fuck off and do it myself. Maybe it's just the area I live in.

Thanks for your help, I've been sweating over this a bit desu but you've helped me calm down. Worst case is a $1200 bill, not that bad in the long run.
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>Woke up
>Ate Breakfast
>Get on Computer
>About to play vidya
>Have to take shower to go to the store
>Come home and wait for dinner to be made
>Eat Dinner
>Be on Youtube
Here we are
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>>37116853
In no particular order .. Woke up to screaming outside, played wow & persona all day, watched a few episodes of weeb garbage, made ramen & tea, fapped a few times, idk. the usual.
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>>37120748
hawaiichat?
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>>37121044
No problem man. It makes me happy to hear I helped someone out today, in some small capacity.
>I don't think I can talk the guys cleaning it up to cut me a deal, I've tried talking to people working on my car before and they always say to pay their price or fuck off and do it myself. Maybe it's just the area I live in.
Wait, that's not what I mean tho. I didn't mean to ask them to cut you a deal. I'm suggesting that you ask them what price they quoted her at. The idea isn't to try and go "oh so you said 1200? You're going to fix it for $800 bitch, don't try and high ball me". That's not the idea. I'm sure that wouldn't work anyway lol.

The objective is simply to get them to tell you what the amount they told her is. Like, maybe they actually told her it will cost $600 to fix the damage to her car, you know? Not $1,200. The goal is to find out if she's making up an inflated phony price to try and scam you. If she isn't making up a price, that's cool. Then I would go with your plan.

But if she IS making up a fake price to try and scam you, you can use that information in a couple different ways. Either you could tell her that you're only going to pay the actual price of $X, or you could try and use her scheming against her as leverage to work out a better deal in your capacity.

At the least, I think it's worth verifying that the price she told you is real, you know? Can't trust anyone these days.

No matter what happens, I'm sure it'll all work out man. It must feel really stressful now but after this is resolved it's going to feel like a huge weight off your shoulders.
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>>37121576
Oh, I see what you're saying. Still, I fear they wouldn't give me a straight answer unless I said I owned the car, that's part of why I want her dad to take it, not me. I'll tell her I need proof that that's what she's being charged, I don't think that that's unreasonable, and if she's trying to jew me the jig will be up, but otherwise it costs what it costs.

Yeah, it's a bit hectic right now and my dad's breathing down my shoulders a bit, but overall I'm glad my first accident was as minor as possible. In all fairness it could be exponentially worse, at least in this one there's no way she could claim she got hurt or anything.
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