ITT: We pretend that we're /r9k/ from the 60-70s,

Who needs women when I have Pong?

i really wanna fug a hippie chick

who here /communist/

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>>37116827
Shit I've gotta go to Vietnam

> tfw no friends to go to the local nascar fairgrounds race with

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>>37117032
JUST GOT MY FUCKING DRAFT LETTER
I DON'T WANT TO GO TO WAR RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>broad whore was wearing shorts that went to her knees

I fucking hate broads

>>37117032
sucks to hear it dude, I had an uncle in Canada who let me crash at his place

THE BEATLES SUCK
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Who here ready to shoot down some gooks in Nam'?

>fortunate son starts playing

So you guys know the moon landing was fake, right?

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>>37116827
>Rive in Ros Angeras
>Buird business and rove this country
>Dry creaner but hard work pay off
>Hear news about money getting beat up by porice
>Thasa too bad
>Monkeys start burning my buirding
>Porice don't care

>>37117112
fucking commie american fucks won't stop coming up to Canada. go to fucking communist russia and stop ruining my country. we should send you cowards to death camps

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Why doesn't Chad like me?

>>37116827
I'm from the future. I'm going to give all of you AIDS now.

>>37117184
hey man, you can take my draft place if you want.

Killing all those commies is groovy man. Fuck all the normal-hippies, what 'Nam needs is a good nuke.

Vietnam is basically Japan anyways man.

Just got fired from world trade center.

God I wish both those buildings would burn down

>>37117269
Yea same except you can't melt steel beams. You'd need a fucking plane to take that shit down

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>>37116827
>stacey goes to cult commune with chad
>I have to go to war
ITS NOT FAIR

Is Geddy Lee dare I say /ourguy/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5gg9ObM8uU

>>37117192
> started a dating group called the " dateless wonders knitting club"
> did puppet shows for disabled children
> was a virgin at 30
> only been on two dates


Is she, dare I say it, /ourgal/?

tfw i really relate and have been her friend

>>37117290
Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to the twin towers in 2001

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>>37116827
>be rich cambodian stacy
>want Chad
>get sent off to be robot sex slave for 4 years

Feels bad man

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>>37117359
dude is this just a commie ruse? The world is gonna end in Y2K, man.

>>37116827
You should read Confederacy of dunces, it's basically the story of a robot in the late 60s.

Dude. I was born in the wrong generation. I want to be born during the 1910's

>>37117303
ive been to one of those cults man, it's basically robot heaven

all you do is farm for like 2 hours a day, listen to some crazy dude talk about new earths and all that, then you get to just chill and get high for the rest of the time

the girls are qts too and since everyones celibate you never have to reveal your viginity

>>37117333
Fuck off with your normie music you fucking simpleton.

>>37117411
>Rush
>normie

I bet you like the Bee Gees.

>Be me
>Ding-a-ling greaser
>only soshes in my Konk Class
>qt 3.14 far out dame smiles and passes note to me when teach isn't looking
>asks me out to meet her at her favorite spot at the Passion Pit
>cooljazz.actualphotograph
>show up at the spot but that dame is M.I.A. it's James and his goonies
>tfw James gives me a Melvin in front of all the Karens

don't trust skags dingbots
all women are skags

>Get drafted
>Fuck the government I just want to stay home and eat frankfurters
>Get sent to Vietnam
>When I'm not getting shot at by gooks for no reason, I have to hang out with all the chads in my platoon
>They pay $10 for sucky sucky from qt3.14 Vietnamese grills
>Those roasties don't want anything to do with me

Fuck them, I'll just entertain myself with heroin instead.

So apparently East Pakistan is no longer a thing

>>37117349

> only been on two dates

This disqualifies her as /ourgal/, anon. I've never been on a single date.

>posting this from a safe house
>fucking gooks just took out my entire battalion
>i swear i'm gonna bring every yellow bastard back to the US in a body bag and use them as toilet paper

>unfit for draft because of autism

feelsgoodman

>>37117874
But anon, the good news is that the People's Republic of Kampuchea is now a thing!

>>37117085
>>37117212
>>37117761
>>37118000
>waited to get drafted
I've been killin' gooks since day one. I think I've finally found a job where my impulsive anger is actively helping me.

>>37117349
I'm sick of this meme. She was nothing like us. She was attractive and successful. She was just "depressed" because Chad didn't want her. The end.

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>tfw Spaniard
>tfw Franco just died
>tfw Spain will never be great again

Hold me hermanos, hold me.

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SOME FOLKS INHERIT

Dude, I just found out a way to get free phone calls!

>>37118087
everyone needs a place in the world

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I think this story was 50s related but it's perfect

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HOW MANY ROADS MUST A MAN WALK ACROSS

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ROASTIES BTFO
Is he /ourguy/?

>>37116911
Check out those digits man the cosmos aligned for your post.

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>>37116827
>mfw it's the Summer of Love and everyone's getting action but me
All I want is a chill beatnik girl to smoke mary jane and screw and talk about Elvis but all I see are gross Hippies dropping acid and banging to The Who.

Can the Ruskies just drop the bomb on me and get it over with already?

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>>37116827
Hey you guys think if I defect that the commies will give me a state-mandated wife?
>tfw you also dodge fighting zipperheads for Tricky Dick

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Is he, dare I say /ourguy/. Originale comentario

Hung out in line for star wars and Chad decided to throw water at my tent

>>37116827

Anyone else have to watch this bummer of a film in class, to try to get us to not bone until we are hitched?

https://archive.org/details/anatomyofateenagecourtship

>>37118687
Eh, Star Wars was ok. I don't know what everyone's getting so excited about. Now Damnation Alley? That has sequel potential.

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Yo I hear this guy is paying real good money just to fly some fucking planes across the Carribean

>>37118166
>>37118087
https://youtu.be/t9eybY9qFfY

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>I collect all the pull tabs from a couple months worth of pop that I drink and dump them in the sand at the beginning of beach season so the Reggie Mantles and Veronica Lodges of the world cut their feet
D E V I L I S H
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>>37118828
>Falling for the narco meme

Enjoy Colombian prison you massive faggot.

>>37118797
I liked it. The hamlet themes were cool

>>37118901
>>37118797
>>37118687

Do you guys think Leia and Luke will bang? Or will she go for a total Chad like Han Solo?

>>37118923
Oh dude I really hope she ends up with Luke, they got some stuff in common unlike that jerk Han

>>37116827
the nazis were right just look at those degenerate hippies with their stupid music and all the roasties with flowers
fuckng normies also i got drafted to vietnam

>>37116827
have you heard of the zodiac killer, lads?
he is definitely /ourguy/

>>37118923
They're probably gonna make it into some sort of competition storyline, if it even gets a sequel. It'll probably go the way of Westworld and have a shitty sequel then fizzle out.

>>37118138
franco betrayed the principles of the falange

>>37119013
No way man, there is this guy on NoCal that invades women's homes, pretends to be a robber and then rapes them. And the cops have no freaking clue. Now that's /ourguy/.

Those computers I've been hearing about. You guys think it's just a fad?

Like am I the only one into this Dungeons & Dragons jive or what? Seems like all my local hobby shop caters to are the geezers building ships in bottles, you know? Lame-city.

>>37118096
Actually she killed herself because doctors confirmed she would go completely sterile within a few years after having had one of her ovaries removed. For whatever reason she completely failed to snag a man in the little time she had left. I think she probably fixated too much on her coworker.

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Like, all these far-out science fiction films are gettin me psyched for the future. How long you figure until we get a shagadelic android lady to love?

>>37119234
20 years, TOPS

Can't wait for pills that take up a whole meal

STOKED

>>37119131
I don't know if they're a fad, but I don't see them succeeding. They're too expensive, only big companies will surely have them.

>>37119359
You idiots those have been debunked just take some acid and chill out

I am from the future you must eradicate the hippies

>>37119359
Bitchen man, so totally wicked!

What's the easiest way to break my leg? I don't want to go to Vietnam

>>37119400
Bogus dude, you need to like unharsh your vibe. I got faith in the eggheads.

>>37119420
Just run a shitload at once my dude. You'll either get knee pain or shin splints. Keep walking around on that without seeing a doc and you'll be in a wheelchair in no time.

I just got back from Vietnam.
You know what America really needs? Heroin. Lots of heroin.

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Holy shit did you guys see that moon landing last night? I was on edge the whole time! Won't be long until we start going to other planets.

Lads, the other day I saw these Punk people I've been hearing about. The women looked pretty loose, you guys think they're easy?

>become a Punk
>shag ladies

Easy peasy lemon squeezy

>>37119454
I'm fat man, I don't want to do that.
>tfw gonna die in basic

>>37119472
I don't know man. My friend Bob Sacamano said to me that it was fake, and he sounded pretty convincing. Bummer

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Dudes. DUDES. I just caught this film the other day and it will change your life. He is /ourguy/ to the max! It's called Taxi Driver, but this dude isn't some Negro or Mick or whatever, he's like us. I think society is finally starting to recognize us. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if the babes start flocking to us because of this dude. They're diggin' the deep silent type and all that jazz.

>>37119501
>Shad ladies
>Get disease

This is the kind of attitude that will lose us the war with Russia!

I really hope this thread doesnt die

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>>37116827
>Be me
>Really depressed from smoking weed
>go get a lobotomy
>can't think good now
>normies yell at me because I'm retarded
>Can't even into Beatles

Wut do /r9k/

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This post took 1500 punch cards

>>37119586
Jokes aside, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. I too hope it doesn't die.

>>37119623
I'm sure the negroes or the hippies will take you

>tfw all I do is sit inside and listen to King Crimson all day
I guess this could be any time period really, though.

>>37117138
>fortunate son
Oh my

Anyone else sick of hearing "Some folks were born to wave the flag"?
"Said the joker to the thief" is pretty good though.

>>37119668
You should check out Camel. Too much King Crimson can screw your head.

>>37119463
Shit, going back for my third tour, just in time for Vietnamese new year. Gonna get sucky sucked so much. Shit is going to be so cash

>>37119623
>Not posting on a Xerox Alto
You're living in the past dude. I'm working with 16 bits dude. 16! And 128 kBs of memory, and a friggin mouse. In a personal computer that sits on my desk.

>>37119720
I got shot in the asshole by a gook kid.
Burned him with a flamethrower, got a Purple Heart, and got to meet the greatest president ever, President Nixon.
Nothing will ever top this

>are you talkin to me?
>are you talkin to me?
>are you talkin to me?

>>37117333
Peart's actually /ourguy/

>>37119733
Shut up dork, I know you work at a pet store.
Who would call something a "mouse"

>>37119733
You don't need 128kb of memory that's just overkill. Nothing will ever use that much memory.

I can run two tapes at once and my load times are only 3 days.

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Hey dudes seriously though am I the only one getting wigged out by these uppity Negros and Puertoricans? Seems like every day I hear a story about them burning down a city or something. Now I'm hearing about these freaky dudes, the Weather Underground bombing places? This country is going to the birds. Segregation was a mistake.

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I AIN'T NO SENATORS SON

origironi

>>37119770
>128kb of memory that's just overkill.
What a joker. I'm saving up for the 512 kB expansion. This thing is gonna be future-proof until 1985, minimum!

>>37119752
Sounds like an interesting experience anon

>>37119777
Dude, seriously. I'm 17 and I own my own home for my wife and 5 children just working a part time job down at wall greens. Shouldn't the negro deserve the same opportunity? This is America after all. Land of freedom!

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Check out what I just bought.
Yeah, this baby can play all my shows whenever I want.
It only cost me all the money I earned while I was in 'nam too.
Video tape recorders are the way of the future.

>>37119811
Best years of my life. All the heroin in the world, and all the gook babes to fuck. I never knew their ages though. Crying and "Ching Chong bing bong" aren't an age.

>>37119831
That's ballin man! I You can record episodes of Happy Days and watch them whenever you want!

>>37119822
They don't want a home like you and me they just want to stick it to the Man, burn it all down and rule the ashes. I say send 'em back to Porto Rico or Mexico and Africa or wherever they came from. My sis is dating one of those wetbacks and now he has her popping Obetrol like some sort of junkie tweeker or something.

>tfw Canadian
Enjoy dying to poor farmer gooks.

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>>37119706
You wot mate? Don't mess sunshine. Or I'll kick yer bloody head in. Understood ponce?

>>37119893
It's all part of the cycle of nature dude. It's like cosmic and stuff. Like stars. I can't believe we're gonna send a space rocket to the moon. I bet we'll be living on Mars by the year 2000. The future looks bright Anon.

>>37119918
I don't know what you just said, but I'm pretty sure I'm mad now.

Feels good being able to own a decent house and car in my early 20s.

>>37119918
Dude, can you like speak in English, you know, something I can grok? I'm not digging your limey "right arm" talk.

>>37119972
I know. I bet our grandchildren will be living in mansions on Mars.
There's no way the economy could tank or our grandkids could turn into useless unemployed people living with our kids.

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Guys, I just came back from the record store with this album by the greatest band on god's green earth and holy fucking shit. Are they playing Disco now? What the shit happened?

Nixon is a decent president, I don't get the hate.

>>37119948
"Cycle of nature" my ass, my dad didn't die in Korea just to let this country fall to the communist Niggers and Hippies. I can't wait until Nixon rights the ship. Country First!

>>37119712
Been getting into that Genesis. I love the singer, hope he doesn't go anywhere.

>>37120058
They look like fags.
What's the point of the makeup if they're men?
Are they even men?

>>37119951
>>37119977
You wally cunts are gonna get fucked up.

>>37120032
As long as I get a good retirement, I don't care what happens to my grandkids.

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>tfw only ugly males are sent to war
>while chadinson makes a fortune from just sitting at home and selling "war plans"

>>37120060
I liked him but he's been getting too cozy with China lately. I don't like it. A lot of our presidents seem like they've got good intentions tough, with Johnson's War on Poverty and now Nixon's War on Drugs. I have hope.

>>37120173
Same here buddy. I think we should focus less on our kids and more on those poor negroes and Mexicans.
Our kids will surely be fine, but those others need lots of help

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>>37120220
>tfw the draft lottery picks your birthday on your birthday

>implying you winning war
GI GO HOME

>>37120370
stranger please shut up

>>37120370
Your women are pretty tight.
Not anymore, but before

Why are the British so good at music?

>>37116827
>fucking hippies keep waving their god damn peace signs and blasting black sabbath
im fucking going to vietnam fuck this shit

>>37120432
REEEEEEEEEEEE THEY DONT FUCK ME THEY FUCK DIRTY PIG GI INSTEAD

I set trap just for you, you die while I sleep in comfy tunnel.

>>37118247
he is the best

>>37120552
No! They are ruining our music! Americans should listen to American music!

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>>37120572
I drive a tank. You think I'm scared of gook traps.
Enjoy your holes while I enjoy your women's holes.
That's me on the left gook boy

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>tfw 4'9" chinklet
>always get assigned to rat tunnels