Will some girl who doesn't give a shit PLEASE take my virginity.

You're asking the wrong people lmao

Would you accept a girl (male)?

>>37115195
I would but I don't give a shit

>>37115482
Wtf no, you freak.

>>37115195
Nobody will kid. Work your ass off or shut up.

>>37115195
Where are you from sad anon?

>>37115514
Apparently you're not all that desperate if a penis is going to stop you from losing your virginity to a qt girl (male).

>>37115537
New Zealand.

ravioli ravioli originoli

>>37115482
If it's femenine penis you be wantin', you've come to the right place m80. Take your pick of the "girls" wink wink

>>37115195
You raise a fantastic point. Women are always claiming to be loving, giving, kind, etc, but are they ever charitable with sex? No. For just five or ten minutes of pure altruism, they could greatly improve quality of life for robots, but apparently it's just unthinkable. Sexual charity should be memed into reality.

>>37115577
Oh, too bad. You're super far away

>>37115633
Come visit anyway.
>>37115690
No comment.

>>37115711
fuck you yarn reeeeeeeeeeeee

>>37115711
It's just too far from Australia.

>>37115748
wtf Australia is close.
I'll come visit you.

>>37115754
It's not really that close. There's so much water between us, it's not even worth it.

>>37115596
You can't get wet from a person you're not attracted to. It's painful for both parties. Even lube dries up, and let's not mention how vagina shuts off when a girl doesn't feel like she wants a sex with that person, making it completely impenetrable.

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>>37115195
>Having tried every other mating strategy and failed, the desperate male cries out in a last hail mary attempt. Sadly, this member of the species will die sad and alone.

>>37115811
Literally wrong. Most women get wet and even orgasm when they're raped. It's a natural defense mechanism from the days of raping and pillaging.

>>37115195
GET A HOOKER orignalus originali

>>37115826
Well, he's not gonna rape them, I assume. The vagina doesn't have to respond to get wet to minimize the rape damage.

>>37115775
email me and let's chat

[email protected]

>>37115871
But you're in New Zealand.

>>37115826
>even orgasm
Aren't women always complaining that men never give them adequate orgasms? Why do you thinks they'd cum form 10 second and pump and dump

>>37115932
Orgasms are largely mental. It's the thrill that gets them off.

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>>37115881
But I made an email for us to talk.

>>37115555
>qt
not him but prove it. im desperate but im straight and wouldnt bang a tranny because most are clearly men

>>37115482

Yes. Where do you live anon?

>implying this isn't a joke

>>37115826
he said when women dont want it, women like rape so your post is irrelevant.

you may have well as said "well women get wet when chad fucks them so youre wrong"

>>37116024
If women like getting raped, why won't they give out charitable rapings?

>>37116057
that's not rape, which is exciting and requires a man who is willing to take a risk. charitable rapes are unsurprising, probably very gentle, and will attract beta NEETs like myself

>>37115195
not sure if this counts or not, but I could take your virginity anon.

The only downside is that I'm a Jewish man, so I'm going to have to circumcise you first.

Still, if you let me do that i'll give you a blowjob so good you'll be screaming for yhwh to return to earth when I'm done with you.