Ideal GF Thread

>religious
>conservative
>not dominant
Shittiest kind of gf.

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>>37114486
>implying a girl like this will EVER exist
>implying that if she did manage to exist she would take some pasty faggot pol9k virgin over a chad with a six figure job

>Looks
Don't matter to me. Blank slate fill it in with yourself and its 10/10 perfect.

>Personality
>clingy
>obsessive
>"promise me you won't ever leave me"
>"i thought about you all night"
>"you just can't escape my thoughts anon"
>"i can't wait to see you irl"
>"if you leave I'll kill myself"
>"nobody can come between us"
>"i-i masturbated to your picture last night anon"
>plays vidya
>"hey do you want to play something? I'll do anything you want"
>"will you teach me how to play this?"
>"I love watching you play vidya anon"
>wants to be with me all the time
>"I-I'm into anything you're into. I wouldn't ever dissapoint you"
>constant texting and skype calls
>likes my autism and extreme shyness
>"haha that's so weird.... I-i love it"
>"it's cute when you don't know what to say to me"
>"do I make you nervous? I'm more nervous with you"
>is talkative and forward
>"I want to see more of you anon"
>"what are you into anon?"
>"don't you want to see more of me?"

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>>37114486

mine personally

>>37114486
Knew a girl exactly like this, minus the religious part. Fuck she was annoying

I still miss her ;-;

>nerdy
>any hair style preferably wavy
>any hair color but no tumblr grade bullshit
>clingy
>just a best friend
>don't really care that much romance
>plays vidyas with each other and competitive

>>37114524
>pasty
nope
>faggot
nope
>pol9k
/fit/
>virgin
nope
>chad
check
>six figure job
stem student right now so possible

just broke up with my 7.5/10 gf of 5 years who was literally this minus the red hair. she was sort of dumb and got kind of chubby so i let her go.
>this girl ever taking a frogposter
tough luck, kid

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am I doing the meme thing right?

>>37114588
yigyvhuguyugyugiugyuuuigyuyhgvgyuvggyuv

>>37114619
the bitchy annoying part of her is what pulls it all together anon. shes perf
were all gonna make it

>>37114675
When I told her to cut the shit she immediatly shut up. I've lost all form of contact from her now though, sad times my friend

>>37114652
I want to fug her

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psychopaths are the only trustable type of female

>>37114847
Where do I get one. Please I need a gf like this times 10000.

>>37114486
i really want this kind of girl but maybe without narcissism

>>37114486
wheres the template


aergewrg

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noise rock gf best gf

>>37115047
girls like this in real life are actually disgusting

>>37115120
>girls like this in real life are actually disgusting
Why

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>>37115010
Here you go anon
Origamisalami

>short
>petite
>won't take shit from people
Would be fun to walk around town with.

>>37115154
They smell bad and are unhygenic
See: grimes

>>37115269
Grimes isn't noise rock anon. I'm talking bilinda butcher, Kassie Carlson, Sarah Lund, Kim Gordon, ect

>>37114577
This, oh my god so much this ...
As the other anon said, such a wonan isn't really likely to exist and to chose you over better oportunities, but yeah, that's the dream ...

>>37114577
Dated a girl like this.
It's fun for the first couple of years.
After a while it's hell.
I just want a distant gf

>>37114486
>Hates Social media and attentionwhoring society generaly
>indoors person
>likes to cuddle / read books / cats / children eventually
>hasn't taken thousands of cocks
>loyal
>is cool with a bit of me time every once in a while
It's nice to dream every once in a while. Unhealthy but nice,

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I've reached a point where I no longer desire a girlfriend or love. It's not that it doesn't appeal to me, I just think I'm not deserving of it. I have never loved, have never been loved, and will never love. It's not a part of my identity.

If somehow I did find love then...

>petite
>outdoorsy
>smiles a lot
>long hair
>can sing
>will coo over me
>will let me look after her
>european

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on paper she's awful, but irl she's the most electric person i know

>>37114588
I watch that show Once Upon A Time and Regina is my fucking waifu. Relevant to your image.
>ywn help your evil magic-wielding queen destroy the normies who ruined her happiness as she begrudgingly accepts your affection whilst holding you at arm's length because she will never get over her lost true love

>>37114486
this one is honestly embarrassing

>>37115193
What about a template for an ideal bf?

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I used a different template.

>>37115047
Best girl in bread

>>37114486
>calling people virgins as an insult
>I'm not one of those sluts
What exactly are you looking for anon

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Someday I'll find her. Someday.

>>37115887
faggot detected
100101010

>>37114631
>not a virgin
>implying an actual catholic girl like in the OP ideal would want a non-virgin husband

>>37114588
fuckuoriginalogay

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>>37115433
I guess this would be how she'd look. Her personality would be more important anyways. The red sweatshirt is my favorite one, I know it's just a dumb movie thing but I like the idea of girls wanting to wear your clothes because they smell like you.

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I will always love you.

>>37116164
>shaming someone for not being a virgin
>on r9k
in all seriousness though, i wouldnt necessarily want her to be a virgin, maybe not a cum guzzling slut but if she had a boyfriend who she had sex with in high school i wouldnt mind.
i took the virginity of the girl i mentioned earlier and it made her so unbearably clingy it wasnt the best attribute, besides knowing i was the only dick inside of her

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>>37116284
orgrimar

give me a foot fetish gf

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>>37114631
>just broke up with my 7.5/10 gf of 5 years who was literally this minus the red hair. she was sort of dumb and got kind of chubby so i let her go.

You'll regret this later on in life. You'll think of how you broke up with your true love for petty reasons. In the back of your mind, you will always imagine the good times you had with her and how she will one day die alone with you being nothing but a distant memory.

>>37116407
Make one, faggot.

>>37115579
she seems like a sweetie

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Twee indie hipster grill
Short hair or pixiecut or sidecut, but if not that's okay too
Likes reading, walking trails

>>37116440
if i could make a gf i would not be here

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*Rides a hoverboard into your heart*

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ill take requests for anybody that wants me to draw their gf

>>37116808
Pretty good i must say

Looks
> shorter the better
> skinny to chubby doesn't matter
> wears dresses mostly and in the winter wears really long socks and thermal underwear to keep warm, but she goes to extreme lengths to wear dresses cause she likes the way she looks (not that the clothes are important but get need to keep a routine and habit)
> has short wavy-ish hair
> doesn't wear jewellery
> nothing above C cup
> wears striped undies usually
Habits/hobbies/personality
> plays a weird instrument
> plays video games
> likes philosophy
> virgin cause social anxiety but opens up to me
> doesn't act cute
> doesn't hate people/isn't cynical
> slightly white supremacist (never says she is but has undertones)
> gets 5 hrs of sleep on weeknights and 10hrs on weekends

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Da... OP

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POOF

Looks

>tall
>slender with a flat stomach
>long dark hair
>bright green eyes
>wears glasses
>small or no boobs
>pale skin
>no tattoos or piercings

Personality is subjective across every individual but

>loyal
>honest
>kind
>compassionate
>sweet
>weird
>able to hold, and partake within, a conversation
>smart
>doesn't play mindgames
>doesn't wear a lot of revealing clothing
>doesn't start arguments for the sake of starting arguments
>doesn't act like a child
>likes me as much as I like them
>caring and willing to show it
>doesn't want kids

Most people I see triggered by it are the ones watching that get defensive yet another show that sexualizes an underage little sister character.

I come into half these threads just to stir you insecure faggots up and it works 110% of the time.

>>37114588
God I bet your ancestor was a massive cuck.

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>>37117088
fuck you
00110010101

>>37117129
what the hell are you on about anon

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I can't even imagine an ideal GF because I can't imagine that I'd make her happy. If she was my ideal when I found her, I would drag her down with me. If she didn't get dragged down, the guilt of being a burden would be permanent.
To be honest I don't know how you guys even imagine a relationship with somebody great.

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>>37114588
Right in the cornholio what a niggerfaggot

>>37117222
you need to better yourself anon. start with lifting

>>37116818
please draw a yandere recluse gf, tomoko style please

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>>37116818
Do waifus count?
Originalo

>>37116818
Understanding and needs protecting gf
>blonde wavy hair
>bright blue eyes
>some unconventionally attractive traits
>submissive but with an authoritative side
>feels like she needs someone to protect her
>"I feel like you need a hug"
>"When you look at me its like you're looking out for me at the same time"
>Loves wearing skirts and being girly but also plays sport sometimes
>"I like imagining our futures"
>"Are you OK anon?"
>Will do anything to have a chance to be with you
>"I just need someone who I can share the world with"
>"You're so special anon"
>"I love you"

>>37117273
Appreciate the advice, but I can't even imagine being somebody I like.
I was once told I was good looking, so it's apparently my personality that's fucked, and I don't know how to change that and what to change it into.

>blonde
>smol
>shy
>kissless virgin, saving herself for someone special
>art fag
>clingy as all hell
>gets upset if i dont answer her in more than 20 minutes
>"anon, stop playing vg, i want your attention on me please ):"
>loves cuddling
>despite acting innocent, she's dom af
>"I'll do whatever you're into anon (:"
>gets upset when she goes a day without me
the best part is that she's real and she's mine, we started dating freshman year and now live together
I couldn't be happier (although she can't cook for shit)

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>>37114486
Tfw my gf is kinda like this

Calls other girls roasties. Her dislike for gays is genuine tho. Most of the rest is "not like the other girls" tier.

>>37116307
What is so attractive about being a cuck to you? Are you aroused by the thought of her lips covered in semen when she kisses you?

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>>37117300
ive never drawn before in my life so pardon the shitty art, just got a 2in1 laptop hence why im doing this

you obviously have never taken a woman's virginity before and know of the clingy bullshit that results

>>37117621
Thanks for this anon, that's a pretty nice job.

>>37115433
>>37116251
This is my RL girlfriend. Would you like to see how a girl like that actually looks?

>>37117648
meant for
>>37117418
fucktherobot01010101

>>37117715
Yeah sure I suppose.
may have to original this post

>>37117715
>>37117720

>boohoo the girl I like likes me too but too much :c

Why get a girlfriend in the first place if you don't like women?

>>37117151

ja
sorry, i just hate my x so much.
i can't draw a new one so... get over it fagget.
i fagget you with love. btw

>>37117729
I'll do her justice by finding a few examples of her living up to those qualities. Hang on - just give me a little while.

>>37117842
I think you quoted me mistakenly. I'm happy with her.

>>37114847
I just want someone to want me desu

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I put my heart and soul into this, i hope someone likes it.

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All I want is a dumb weeb gf

I don't particularly care what she looks like

>>37115540
wew thats edgy
I feel the same

>>37117842
ill give you a rundown
>meet beautiful woman, perfect personality, everything
>as happy as you possibly can be
>take each others virginity
>now youre closer than ever and love each other even more
>become more and more sexually perverted with each other
>try everything, sex appeal has now worn off
>notice every small thing wrong with her (embarrassing in social situations, smells bad during sex, etc.)
>gets on your nerves but dont say much
>she gets comfortable with how bent over you are for her and she starts gaining weight while you work out
>any talk of working out together starts a fight for you not loving her unconditionally
>want to move on to bigger things (college, move out, job, etc.)
>she doesnt want you to because it might take away from the time you spend with her
>all you do is have mediocre sex
>constantly pressures you into marriage
>wont let you move on
>your life is ruined

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>>37117729
>>37115433
Here you go.

>>37116251
You were close.

>>37118249
do you actually see her in real life or is this a strictly online relationship?

>>37118032
This image fills me with juice and vigor. Good work anon.

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>>37118289
We're buying a house soon. That should probably answer it.

They exist. Never let these girls go when you find them.

ideal girl pic realted
>5'6- 5'9
>likes to cuddle
>comforts me and get me off the computer to do stuff together
>interesting and somewhat different from who i am

>tfw the cow gf one is the most relatable one

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>>37118490
forgot pic. i swear this is an original comment but i seriously just forgot to add the pic.

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>tfw you realise most people are mediocre shitstains that are worthless
>tfw these images always paint an image of extraordinary interesting female that's irl 1 in 1000 and has a boyfriend already
>even if you were to find someone like that they are probably not your type or you're not their type

I had someone very special, and we loved each other alot. It's all gone now.

>>37118536
>It's all gone now.
Why is it all gone now, buddeh

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>tfw coworker is the perfect look i desire
>Short blonde hair and tight skinny body
>She's married

WEW FUCKIN LAD

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>>37114486
>tall
>pale
>eye bags
>innie vagina
>obsessive
>physically strong
>thin to chubby
>domineering
Never going to meet one like this, though.

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>>37118142

I see your point. It would be so much more tolerable if she were a filthy slut covered in other men's cum while she did those things

>>37118579
I started treating her like shit, I was losing it even told her I'm losing it, but she made no effort to repair anything.
It was always me that made the effort.
All the time, and I was so tired of everything.
It's not like she didn't love me, she was just passive like that from nature. It's all my fault, but I can't do anything now.
She damaged me beyond repair, I still cannot listen to music I listened to while we were in relationship.
I recently saw our convos on Skype and started shaking like a bitch and smoked a pack to calm down.
I really really loved her

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I'm gonna try and get my long dist gf into grand strats, wish me luck lads

>>37114588
what the frick
original post certified original by the committee for original posting

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I've always loved Thai women.

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>>37114577
>tfw fembot gf sent me this post because it's literally her down to the letter

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Bonus points if she has a cute accent

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There's really no reason for me to even pretend anymore desu

>>37119021
gross
go away originally

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One day, I'll have a gf like this.. I can feel it, deep down in me.

>>37114588
Finns are brag

>>37119122
>is it okay if i cuddle up to you while youre watching anime? really?! oh im so happy!
stopped reading there.
yeah youre never gonna have a gf, let alone one like that

>>37119189
Nah, there are some weeby dikes at my college that don't know if they're gay or straight. They would totally do this, fucking hate them though. They're always taking up space in the coffee shop playing Magic, Pokemon, or talking about anime or some other weeby shit.

>>37119189
Quite the pessimist, anon. Cheer up!

>>37118399
>.ca

Hey, another Canada guy, is it actually possible to buy a house in your area?

Btw, are ya' getting married soon?

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>>37119032
I actually tried to stop idealizing her, no luck

>>37119269
i mean yeah, these girls exist, but unless theyre a special case most of them are 2/10s and insufferable to be around

>>37114577
What you're describing is a mirror through which you can love yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMeZCPbM6bA

>>37119350
Yeah, they're pretty fucking terrible.

i made one and it was so fucking depressing i had to delete it

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>>37119301
We would have to move north of Toronto (somewhere like Ajax) to get the quality we need, but yes.

As for marriage, I'm blessed that she's conservative but no - no need for it.

We're already comfy as fuck without marriage. Pic related.

>>37118707
>she was just passive like that from nature
I and my GF frequently argue about that very thing, where she is the passive one. Frustrating when you feel like you're putting in way more work, but eh, as long as she shows genuine appreciation, I'm happy.

I hope you rebound brother

>>37119458
Hey

HEY

Recreate it and right fucking now. You can't tease us like that. Now we have to see it.

C'mon. We have too much sympathy to badger you over it.

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>>37116808
>we finna get married

>>37118032
very nice, love the detail of the sword as well

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>>37119552
You're really kind, anon

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My ex. Fjfirx7

If they loved me for who I was, I wouldn't care. I would have everything I needed already.

But I've never gotten what I wanted in life, so I don't think I'll get this either.

If we're gonna talk pure fantasy, I guess this would be my dream:
>Independent and strong on her own, but loving and doting to me
>Loyal, smart, and hard-working
>Willing to try new things and share her own passions
>Loves cuddling and hand-holding
>Wants pets and kids
>Isn't into drugs, doesn't drink heavily (I quit due to alcoholism, I don't want to get back in and be a bad bf)
>Doesn't have an awful family that will drag her down

>>37114588

Shitty waifu my nigga

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>>37114486
Here's some shitty OC I made.
tfw no mall emo gf

>is a girl
>likes me at least a little
Someone here told me my standards are too low. I would argue that there's no reason to try to narrow down a pool of zero people.

>>37119641
Worth the effort of pushing you toward it.

That was really cute.

>>37119670
:(

>>37119530
It is too late.
Don't fail where I hav, love your girl anon

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reposting my anti-shiksa

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>>37119766
>say "palestine" again and you're sleeping on the couch
Heh

P.S. Start by suing the Amish

>>37119021
Is that some kind of meme girl or e-celebrity?

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here, my perfect gf

no way she exists though

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>>37114486
who wants a me gf?

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rate pls
oreganolio

>>37119962
fuck off whore
orgi

>>37119766
>i don't want to speak english anymore
>everything else she says is in english

>>37119962
I'll take it I guess.

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>you go home after a tough day at work
>she asks you non-stop about how was your day

>>37119766
surprisingly this one is actually cute

>>37118142
I would rather have this than nothing

>>37120072
>pretends to hate slutty clothes
>wears "high thighs"

beep, try again.

>>37118032
10/10 OniGF would throw soybeans at

>>37120072
>/fa/ gf
>slutty clothes

ur not from around there are you

>>37120236
high thighs aren't slutty on the right girl

what about the bf?

>>37115335
pls gib more recs of noise rock with female vocals

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>/out/
>/k/
>tomboy
>desses like pic related
>some chub
>between 18-22
>same height or taller (I'm 5'10" for reference)

>>37120264
>clothes are only slutty on some girls

wrong. you're just a hypocrite.

Plays vidya.
Isn't a picky eater.
Sucks dick daily.
Has nice tits.
Doesn't talk too much or nag too often.

>>37119687
rites of spring p good, american football though.. nahh. >>37119704

>>37114588
I was surprised and mildly entertained. Take this finest (You) from my collection

>>37120019
I'm surprised you got it. Are you an Israeli, or just a super dedicated Jew?

I actually based that line on something my sister does. She'll randomly start speaking Hebrew and refuse to speak in any other language, just so she can lord her bilingualism over us.

>>37119962
Do you have a penis, comrade?

>>37119962
Post pics
Original comment no clamto

>>37120569
I mean I'm technically Israeli because dual citizenship, but I've never lived there. I'm just an American who went to Jew school.

I think a fair number of Jews know Hebrew though. Did you know Max Stirner studied Hebrew too? Who would have thought.

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make a bf

>>37120592
n-no, sorry comrade.

>>37120702
Then you're perfect. Do you live in New England? Wanna add me on social media?

>>37120656
>Max Stirner
Let me google tha-
>influenced Karl Marx
It just keeps (((happening))).

>>37120730
email me please if you don't mind
[email protected]

>>37120730
Max Stirner isn't a Jew and he has nothing to do with communism. He is....an egoist.

>>37114588
I knew there was a reason for so many replies.

>>37118694
Yeah, because people can only exist in one of two extremes, right?

You're literally retarded. There's no need to tell us you're a KHHV who's waiting for that equally pure girl to Misaki her way into your mother's basement. You clearly have a complete lack of experience with real world romantic and sexual relationships. And no, I'm not saying that because I would settle for some used up roastie. I'm saying that because it's painfully obvious you've never had anything close to a romantic relationship before, and you've built up delusions and these absurd ideas of women and relationships. You have no idea of what you're talking about.

>>37119962
>tfw no depressed slav gf
I was born on the wrong continent

>>37119641
thank you anon. I now know what I want
bipbiporiginale

>>37120798
A non-Jew that knows hebrew? Huh.

I just want a Catholic girl whos into BDSM but the two seem to be mutually exclusive.

Life is suffering.

>>37114486

Narcs are smarter than that.

>>37114588
Ok you got me good there

>>37118897
>love you my king

kill me now

>>37114588
fuck you fuckyou reeee noooo

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>>37119837
methgirl pls

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>>37118032
>tfw knowing someone like that online
>it's actually a guy pretending to be a girl

>>37119641
>6'4"
>likes racing games
>likes thunder storms
>likes having her feet touched
I didn't know you were going to make a gf for me.

>>37119962
you are weak like all the men who admire you.

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>tfw no gyaru gf to bully me

>>37121442
they don't admire me in real life; let them admire an mspaint stick drawing. they will learn gynocentricism ruins lives.

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>tfw no smol bossy, tsundere gf who's into femdom

>>37114486
>foreign (preferably north african (not niggers, they're brown)) or french/middle eastern
>enjoys the same things i do
>is attractive to me
>shows affection to me
>loyal
>loves me

>>37121780
>french/middle eastern
Whats the difference?

>>37114486
an XX clone of myself

>>37120664
thanks anon, will do
avocado origami

>>37121449
>virgin gyaru
cancer

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>>37118711
I like it Anon, very nice

>>37117621
I ruined a pseudo almost actual gf pretty much like this.
she had puffy nipples and a sad past.
Worst mistake of my life.
If I had done things right I wouldn't be here....

This hit home.

>>37122146
Just to add, love the part about marrying CK2 dynasties. Done that before with other players and it always feels super lewd.

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If I have a template I can turn them out decently,
I have a few ideas but, not enough time to make them sadly.

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Original bf, do not steal.

>>37122411
Holy fuck I want to bully that faggot. Not in a sexual or r9k way, but actually humiliate him in front of his peers and treat him poorly because I hate him.

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this is one pathetic thread, consider suicide

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How's this for size?

>>37122423
I won't let you, regardless of the status of his existence. :(

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>>37114588
guess what nigger
poioh

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I have a whole folder of gf... What am I doing with my life!?

>>37122489
You wouldn't have a choice.

>>37122510
Hahahahahaorigihahaha

>>37114588
I've got danger dog but I ain't taking the chance

>>37114577
>wanting a clingy gf
its a meme you dip.
>t. normie

>>37122411
i like your bf, 8/10 would date :3

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>>37122458
idgi please explain senpai

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i'm not even getting my hopes up

>>37122458
Why is there arabic?

>>37122638
Thanks. May we all be granted good bfs, anon.

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I sure love unrealistic expectations threads
>tfw no cute neet vampire gf who hates everyone but me

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>>37114588
fuck you retard autismo

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>>37114847


Guys listen to an old guy...

Do not.

They will make your life miserable. I had several.

They are NEVER loyal, the more obsessed the more dangerous.
I know you wouldn't listen like I did, but trust me you are not gonna win her with your love.
She will not change just because you gave her the love she was looking for.

>>37114588
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (6.90% content).

>>37123228
Fuck off you lying swine

>>37114631
>sort of dumb
Right wing religious people in a nutshell.

>>37116251
I'd actually love to do that with my boyfriend but we're in a LDR right now, it's really not a movie thing. I'll probably steal one of his shirt too to take back home when I see him actually

>>37123007
>>tfw no cute neet vampire gf who hates everyone but me

this is literally the plot of the first skyrim DLC

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>>37114486

i want a real human bean

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I know these types of girls exist from forums, but I have no idea if they're just trannies.

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>>37120072
>Anon, can I lie my head on your shoulder?
FUCK
OW

>>37114486
I don't feel like making a picture so I'll just make a list

>wear's jeans and a t-shirt/ sweatshirt and has a pony tail because for some reason she is down to earth and not into fashion
>laid back
>not fat
>will experiment with LSD and other psychedelics with me
>has a desire to travel or go out doors and by travel I don't mean go to Miami and go to clubs I mean like travel travel like go on adventures
>has a lower voice and is kinda a tomboy but at the same time is a sub with motherly instincts
>respects me
>has a decent sex drive and is willing to experiment with weird stuff

It's almost like I'm describing my self but Jordan Peterson said that the source of conflict is differences in personality between the two people so its ok to want a gf who is basically me only female

>>37123634
I love her :)

Great work

>>37114588
>this post cancels all immunities
but it doesn't happen because I already have immunity cat. the immunity-cancel effect doesn't take place

>>37114588
Frubfrrhhcf

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>>37114486
>literal diagnosed aspie
>introvert
>robot
>asex or very low libido
>not fat

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>>37123723
>missiles as point defense
just think about it for a second. it's no more homo than two dicks crashing into each other

>>37119670
Bpd af desu senpai

>>37119641
Make it 6'1 and we have a deal

>>37114486
Intelligent, in my IQ range and yandere

>>37124083
Yandere is bad...
> tfw she calls you at 3-4 AM every day because "she just feels lonely" and threatens to kill herself if you don't pick up the phone
> tfw she tries to make you late to job interviews, etc. so you won't have a job and less time to spend with her

>>37124169
Yandere is good in some ways, at leasst for me
>be me
>be between poor and easy
>be 150 IQ (180 on amerifat tests), and some loose screw in head

I never had a GF ever, and when i will have one, i she cheat on me, i'm gonna kill both of them.
A yandere couple could be a good idea

And also, with the school i'm going i'm promised a job so...
The shcool is an elite school so i can hope getting my yandere gf there

>>37124232
Your spelling alone indicates a IQ of over 200.

>>37124326
Sorry, english isn't my primary language, should have said it in the main post

>>37116419
>true love
Not even him, but please kill yourself. We have enough delusional cretins on this planet already.

>>37123007
>can you please stop playing with my hair?
>...why did you stop?

Wow that got me a lot harder than I thought it would. I honestly just came in here for a laugh, fuck.

>>37118948
Where did you meet? How long ago? Where does she live? WHy are you such a chad?

>>37118948
>>37114577
>>"i-i masturbated to your picture last night anon"
all girls say this, retard

>>37124675
Nope have never heard it. Sorry I'm not a Chad like you now fuck off from my board

>>37123228
second this. you're right, have had experience too.

i was exactly like you guys. '>tfw no psycho dependant gf'

fun for a while but it drains you mentally to the point where you get really fucked up yourself. i wish i had never met her because she ruined my life and made me as fucked up mentally as i am today

>>37123228
>>37124776
Yes goyim, don't go for the girls who will truly love you. They're all for me.. Oh that was supposed to be in spoiler tags goyim, I guess they know now.

Fuck off Bergstein.

>>37124821
they arent dependent on you, they are dependent on someone caring for them and giving them attention. you'll notice that after you guys are done she moves on to the first person that replaces that attention you used to give her.

>>37121449
>tfw no dom gf to bully and tease me

>>37114588
Every time every fkin time

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heh if only
oh well, it's nice to have fantasies :^)

>>37119122
Beat up and calling her mommy ... are you mayhaps "ma nigga"?

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>>37124910
why do you hurt my feelings with just three words

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orginaru

>>37115579
sounds like me exept for the cocain part

>>37114588
k8o8d6of8yh0yiu

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here's another template

>>37114588
I hate you.

Original post.

>>37122682
I fit a lot of those requirements, except I'm blonde and I don't live in a country with a parliament building.
Sorry robo.

>>37114588
I don't know why I didn't see that one coming. This post was not worth all the (You)s.

>>37124776
>>37124848
she doesn't have to be dependant just obsessive

>>37120513
>american football though.. nahh
I'm sorry anon but that opinion is wrong

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Am I doing it right? Oregano.

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>>37114486
>ideal
>religious

>>37114577
Let me break it down to you robots
>clingy, obsessive, possessive, "promise me you won't ever leave me, I will kill myself if you do"
Uncontrollable and probably prioritises you over other necessities, like work or school. A deliberate door mat personality wise. Bland and vanilla. Boring, in other words.

>I-I masturbated to your pics last night anon.
>Do I make you nervous? I'm more nervous with you
>talkative and forward
PICK ONE you are literally writing out TWO polar opposites as personality qualities. You can only be one or the other. You can't be timid but also assertive.

>haha.. that's so weird I love it
>I-I'm into anything you're into. I wouldn't ever disappoint you
No one would ever say this. Not unless they were underdeveloped adults, mentally locked in a child like state. This is a literal fantasy and any person like this is a deliberate child with no personality and no sense of self or identity. You can't have an exact replica of yourself in another person. Anyone who says this shit is either immature or is down right lying.

Judging from what you want in a relationship, I would say you have no sense of respect. To yourself, or other people. You are deluded with a warped sense of reality to expect anyone to be like this. Being drawn to destructive behavior like obsessiveness and dependency only makes you appear like a weak minded individual who constantly needs to be coddled with assurance and validity.

>>37126662
>probably prioritises you over other necessities, like work or school. A deliberate door mat personality wise.
This is exactly what I want. Good. A mindless girlfriend who loves me no matter what.

>You can't be timid but also assertive.
How about a girl that's able to lead the conversation and asks questions but maybe spergs out a little when it gets lewd.

>Not unless they were underdeveloped adults, mentally locked in a child like state.
Good that's what I want.

>I would say you have no sense of respect. To yourself, or other people.
That's right.
>You are deluded with a warped sense of reality to expect anyone to be like this. Being drawn to destructive behavior like obsessiveness and dependency only makes you appear like a weak minded individual who constantly needs to be coddled with assurance and validity.
Good job you figured me out. Wasn't that hard, I could have just told you.

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>>37126635

The angry atheist thing played itself out in the mid 00's.

Now all the cool secular people are becoming religious again because they want that sense of belonging and access to people who aren't FedoraLords and SJWs for friendship and marriage.

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A robot for a robot.

>>37122510
I know a person just like that
But she is soo needy because literally no one approaches her
She now found a fat bf

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this is me (taken, funny enough)

>>37126946
>yugoslavian war music
>not german ww2 marches

Shit taste. You and your gf. Nothing of value lost.

>>37126751
>*beeps*
cute as fuck anon, i love it

>>37114588
You really need mental help bastard how lonely and desperate for attention are you motherfucker that you use cheap tricks to make people talk to you fucking asshole if I knew you in real life you would be a fucking cripple. Won't that be a sight now boy a cripple VIRGIN. Fucking pathetic piece of shit you should you be exectued by a flamethrower

>>37125197
this one destroyed me desu
fuckmylifeoriginally

>>37114588
Rip

Oreos

>>37126946
If someone was retarded enough to like you, there is hope for me.

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>>37126969
that's where you're fucking wrong kiddo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4sqMNHZxjI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9-mYg5VDzQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XmG608I0FA&t=4s

>>37127100
I still wonder myself how she exists :^)

>>37125197
where can I bye one
orinarurur

>>37127162
This is the only one I accept

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-EQJA8Ahac

But where did you meet her? Here? How long ago? what thread? Who contacted who? What did you say? Where are you both from?

somebody who's idea of narcissism is nothing more than a self-made meme

>>37127216
She saw my face posted to this site when I first got bored and decided to post my face on /soc/ in 2016. She developed a crush on me quickly. She's seen me there and on here until in March 2017 she saw I posted in a low standards thread. she then finally added me once she realized I'd more than likely be interested in her. Funny thing is-She's not low standard at all, she's qt af and also hot af. It's still long dist, we're both still KVs. I'm Burgerstani, shes Strayan

>>37127295
Oh yeah you're from yesterday. guess I killed that thread when I posted my face that's how bad it is.

where's my secret crush gf

>>37114588
Fucking faggot kys
Organeloorigig

>>37127405
if that was a pic of you, u ain't ugly nigga

tbqh I'm slightly jealous of your hair (the main thing people complained to about me)

>>37127467
Well it doesn't fucking matter what hair you and I have, you have a gf and I don't. So you're a whopping 100% more desirable than me.

>>37114847

can i have this in redhead please

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If I met her irl and she was pretty I honestly think I'd have a moment of courage and ask her out.

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Fuck it why not. This is me auction is open.

>>37127646
>describes half this board
of course

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>>37114486
>tfw know a guy like this RIGHT NOW in my class
>tfw shit at talking with guys
>tfw one of the Stacies in their all-guys group hugged him from behind last week and borrowed his sweater this week
reeee... ;-;

>>37127669
I thought we were above such complete autistic attentionwhoring, oh god pity me, faggotry.

>>37127646
you sound super chill

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That's about it. I don't ask for much but I feel like sometimes even that is too much to ask.

>>37127851
he sounds like he has the personality of a puddle

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>>37114486
give me a tsundere bf right now ree

>>37127895
basic emotional manipulation is tsundere? what

>>37127851
>>37127893
Me too thanks.

Origneo

>>37127943
nah not emotional manipulation just playful bullying really

>>37127895
>whats up roastie
i say this a lot lmao

perfect bf
>average or close to average looks
>intelligent
>emotionally/socially intelligent
>laughs at my jokes
>responsible, in control of most aspects of his life
>willing to take care of me

>>37128052
>willing to take care of me
So you're not in control of your own life? Stop being so entitled waiting for chad. You get exactly what you deserve. If you're a fuckup, you get a fuckup bf.

>>37127865
Protip: It's too much to ask.

>>37128052
What else? A six figure salary, 10 inch dick, 7 feet tall and the body of a young god?

>>37128083
This isn't a matter of deserving. I get exactly what I get.

It's true that it would be much easier finding someone if I didn't care about this. But if I team up with another fuckup, both our lives will be miserable and it probably won't even last. I'm better off alone if I can't find what I need.

>>37128196
I mean this is the beta provider meme personified. You probably suck at life, and you want some plain Joe average beta provider to make your life not miserable.

Anyway location, interests? you know the drill

>>37128225
My life isn't miserable now. I have problems, but I also have some good things going on. And, well, yeah, I like beta providers. Why is that such a bad thing? I know I can make him happy in return, and take care of him too, to some extent.

>location, interests? you know the drill
You want to be my beta provider?

>>37128301
>You want to be my beta provider?
Not him but I do. Probably not rich enough right now though but I'd do it for the right fembot

>>37114588
fuaCKK

>>37128313
Aww, how sweet of you. I'm sure I'm too old and inconveniently located for you. Good luck in your search for her. One tip though: you're more likely to find her on okcupid or the real world than here.

>>37126741
>faggots give up the principles they never really held simply for companionship
good to know, I guess

>>37128391
>I'm sure I'm too old and inconveniently located for you.
How old and where? as long as it's europe it's good
>okcupid
I don't like normie women

>>37128416
You'll have to sift through a lot of normies to find them, but there are lots and lots of weird people on okc. I'm there, too.

>>37128460
What if I'm not in an Anglo country and nobody uses OKCupid here? Nor Tinder.

>>37128498
There has to be something people in your area use. Shouldn't be too hard to find out what it is. Google, ask people.

>>37128614
The national dating sites are pieces of shit, not many people on it, and its forced payment to enter.
Also
>irl dating
>dating normies

If only you knew how bad things really were. I'm not on r9k looking for a gf for no reason.

>>37116818
Abbo gf

>>37128650
>not many people on it, and its forced payment to enter
Oh. Well, that does suck, I didn't think of that.

I can't imagine what I'd do without online dating. Most likely die alone, I'm definitely too fucked up to meet people the normal way. Chances are the fucked up girls in your area are in the same predicament :(

>>37128790
So you did meet people already?

There are no fucked up girls in my area. This country is normieville. European healthcare actually works and anybody who is falling out of society is brought back by force. Except the rare few e.g. worthless guys only.

>>37114486
All I need is a girl who would love me back

>>37128832
Yeah, I've dated some people. Not a KHHV.

>European healthcare actually works and anybody who is falling out of society is brought back by force. Except the rare few e.g. worthless guys only.
I'm European. The health care system has been doing its best to help me, and maybe I'll be normal some day, but it's not exactly a quick process and until it's done, my situation is precarious at best. During my time in the system I've met a lot of very lovable people of various degrees of fuckedupness. They're out there.

>>37128974
Netherlands? I have only heard of one "fembot" in this country today.

It still is easier for girls than for guys to find someone as you just proved. They're not in the Netherlands, not fucked up girls 100% guaranteed.

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I'm going to be honest, I did feel the cringe waves go through me when I was making this. But there is no helping it, it's just what my heart desires.

>>37129007
Not the Netherlands.

>It still is easier for girls than for guys to find someone as you just proved.
Find someone to go on a date with, yes. That's not what anybody really cares about, though. I'm looking for a good, happy, lasting relationship, and that's not easier for men or women.

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>>37126946
>Byz was the last great empire
>minecraft
>celtaboo
>IRA
>Serbiaboo

disgusting

>>37129098
Well if you're not a KHHV and looking for a lasting relation, statistically, you're fucking up as we speak and lowering your chances of getting one.

>>37129129
Oh you (:

What exactly am I doing right now to lower my chances? You think I'm fucking someone as I type? Silly boy.

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>>37129189
Simple statistics roastie.

>>37129272
You think I haven't seen those a million times already? I come here a lot, and I was referring to them in my previous post. I guess you missed that. I've written critiques of them and posted them here many times. But that's not what I was even talking about now, anyway. I know it's pointless trying to address those seriously here.

What I was asking you was, what am I doing now? "As we speak"?

>>37129318
That you're not sticking with the first and only guy you meet and constantly look for more cock. You are still on the cock carousel.
Anyway good luck finding some cuck to settle down with.

>>37129346
That was and never has been in my power to decide. Each time I fell in love, I would have loved for it to last the rest of my life, and gave it my best shot. I don't know what you think I could have done differently, or could do differently now.

>>37114486
>Church

Wat

>>37114524
I got one very very close

>>37129385
Close your legs for once and use your brain to figure out if they're a possible lifetime partner.

You picked normies to fuck, you get what normies do -> pump and dump.

Go on, tell me how they were shy and awkward and you "knew" they would never leave you. All of this could have been prevented anon if you just used logic instead of your emotions.

You can't do anything different now, you had your chance and you blew it. If only you cared when it actually mattered.

>>37129433
>Close your legs for once and use your brain to figure out if they're a possible lifetime partner.
But that's exactly what I did? I've only slept with possible lifetime partners.

>Go on, tell me how they were shy and awkward and you "knew" they would never leave you.
It's obviously not possible to ever know such a thing. You have to take your chances.

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>I've only slept with possible lifetime partners.
Oh I'm sure. How did that work out for you. You have some amazingly shit judgement it seems. Is everyone with a square jaw and big muscles a possible lifetime partner? What makes them so? You don't know what you want, you only know what your cunt wants.

>You have to take your chances.
Well look where it got you.