/britfeel/

>>37114456
thirst for cock originally

Cock is good!

Post height

5'10

>>37114456
>Meetup down a rape alley edition
I'm a thread edition.

This is going on my CV.

>>37114502
same

oringianlsnfld

>want too sleep
>bed sheets stink of sweat
>too tired to change them but dont want to sleep with the smell
the problem is just getting worse the longer I leave it lads.

fucking shattered lads, spent the last hour staring at my ceiling in the quiet dark with no joy, fucking great

>>37114456
It's crazy how normal the perception of a "rape alley" is the majority of Britons know of a rape alley won't hesitate to call something a rape alley whether there was a provable rape there or not. I like our personality quirks.

>>37114543
Tried one of those red light filter apps if you are starting at a screen.
Also spending 30 mins reading a book is meant to help you get into a sleep mood.

I dont know what to say lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY3to_S08mA

>>37114572
What the fuck are you talking about

You're not from the UK are you

Trying to block out the fact that I found /fit/ 6 years ago and haven't picked up a weight in that time.

>>37114597
seen this before
they attach the ankle at the knee so they can still control the joint with a prosthetic leg
remarkable

>>37114613
yes mate
I'm also a week into fap and high right now which probably isn't helping

>>37114624
She looks like something from mad max

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do we got sum good pictors leds

extra funnies gets super points

>>37114649
the foot slides into the prosthetic like a shoe
it could fool most people

>>37114660
Sorry to all the wagies to post this. I know you guys have to eat. I do think it's funny though :)

Fuck's sake I'm pissed.

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>>37114660

kkkkok!!!! here a funy

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rip in peace

fuckoffrobot

I'm thinking of smoking some good stuff and listening to black metal tonight. The rain is so relaxing.

>>37114686
I suppose it's the ingratitude that people find annoying. You're essentially a government funded beggar, and it's galling knowing that if everyone lived that way the country would collapse absolutely. Not to mention, not everyone is disabled enough to qualified and thus is forced to languish or die. It's depressing.

>>37114729
literally who?

l

>>37114753
audioslave?
sound garden?

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COMFY LOVE TIME
NO h8

>>37114660
that picture is kinda bull shit. i mean, the reason everything is so cheap is because people work so much, and we produce so many resources. if people didnt work so much, he would not be able to study Nietzsche, or paint because he would not have the money as an ordinary neet.

also, girls never like neets, rarely do neets have friends because all of their friends are working or have other responsibilities. im not a wage slave either so im not saying this because i work.

>>37114770
Really fucking disgusting propaganda shit. I don't have a problem with gay people but I absolutely have a problem with this.

>>37114752
How would a neet show gratitude?

>>37114775
>also, girls never like neets

False.

>>37114806
At least not rub it in I suppose. Sympathising would be more appropriate.

>>37114770

I'm Lovin' It!

Hot couple.

>>37114775
tfw when we would have no artists if they were forced to spend most of their time and energy in mind-numbing jobs

>>37114799
my feelings are torn. if you think we dont need a masculine society and gender roles, i dont see why you would be opposed to this. im just not sure if we need gender roles or not.

>>37114775
>also, girls never like neets

Unless you're a bum musician or artist or something

Ffs I've seen druggies with gfs

>normies always think Lebowski is cool
>even though he's a total loser and they wouldnt care about him in real life
what did the normies mean by this?

>>37114840

We don't, why would we?

>>37114840
We do need gender roles. They are natural and provide a framework of reference. There wouldn't be traps, for example, without concepts of gender. Homogeneity ruins everythings is corrupts.

>>37114851

Never received a single wage cheque, longest I've ever been alone is two years and that was entirely by choice. Married, happy, NEET.

There are more things in Heaven & Earth Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

>>37114852
hes a main character in a movie, that automatically makes him cooooool

>>37114840
>im just not sure if we need gender roles or not.
we're not that special, almost all animals have gender roles

>>37114807
nah, its true lol. trying telling a girl you dont work and live on the dole. how many are going to bother with you after that?

>>37114838
most artists are probably just rich kids who did not have to work or get a career

>>37114851
yeah but the girls are probably the dregs of society and equally shitty. girls care so much about social status.

>>37114852
I don't think he's cool, they just think he's funny. God help me if I ever end up like him

Walter is actually the only funny character in the movie, the interactions between each of them is still amazingly funny though

>>37114870

Drivel.

People are people.

>>37114901
I'm neeting it up too, get a big fat cheque for being schitzotypal. Its off the chain m8.

>>37114912
>nah, its true lol. trying telling a girl you dont work and live on the dole. how many are going to bother with you after that?


Never had a problem with it lad.

>>37114838
Poverty is a hell of a motivator

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>>37114922
Get fucked you Merkel-noshing Remain voter

>>37114922
this-is-bait.JPG

>>37114912
>yeah but the girls are probably the dregs of society and equally shitty. girls care so much about social status.

I used to think linearly like this, but I realised girls are just fucking weird and I've abandoned trying to come up with a general explanation for what they're interested in

On one hand you have girls who like bottom rung violent thugs and on the other you have girls who like guys who are the best at what they do. They have cheated on both.

Tl;dr: girls are fucking weird

>>37114948

For some, perhaps.

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>had my wallet stolen on the splash canyon ride at drayton manor
>staff didn't give a shit
>some brat falls in after standing up on the ride
>they pull out all the stops

I'm sick of these double standards.

>>37114945
are you getting into relationships with decent girls though who have goals and ambitions or teen girls and chavs?

>>37114956

100% remain voter, 100% remainer.

I am European, archaic silliness about "countries" will not prevent that.

>tfw always hide posts about girls because they make me depressed

>>37114995
You ran this gag last night. It's the same people here every night you know.

>>37114990

Define decent?

I'm somewhat past teen girls and I'm not entirely sure what a "chav" is, however partners have never been an issue.

>>37115011

And it's still true. I do not care about so called counties.

I welcome European Union as a step to Terran Union. I don't want to and will not play your 19th century nationalist games lad.

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>completely forgot I have a driving test in 10 hours
>know I'm going to fail it again because I don't check my mirrors enough
>instructor going to jew me out of even more money

>>37115016
pretty much stated it already lad. girls who have goals, a career; something going for them, and i suppose attractive.

teen girls dont count. obviously teens dont care because they are essentially still kids and dont care about settling down. if you're British, you should know what a chav is.

>>37115051

Grab a SMALL dose of Diazepam, you'll be grand lad.

who else /latenightsorting/ here?

>>37115081

I'm European. I happen to have been born in the UK.

I'm old enough to have teen children.

Cash and stability can be important, being employed, in training or education... Isn't.

>>37115016
>I'm somewhat past teen girls
The fuck off my board norman invader. We haven't forgotten 1066.

SS Anon is japanese it seems

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4PdbuE-m44

>>37115042
I suggest that you start /eurofeel/ and stay there. It will help in two ways:
1. You will learn exactly how welcome you are as a British person among euros
2. You will no longer have occasion to bother British people, whom you reject

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give me an asian gf

>>37115129
>I'm European. I happen to have been born in the UK.
so subtle

>>37115133

Billy The Bastard fucked Harry right up.... One eyed faggit!

>>37115084
20mg and he'll ace it!

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>>37115051
>get jewed out of my driving test twice for literally no reason
>third time get a nice old woman
>she has a coughing fit halfway during the test and tells me to pull over and put the window down while shes almost coughing her lungs up
>we drive back afterwards and she passes me

I don't think I should have even passed, I really don't know how to drive but she felt awkward so passed me

>>37115172
Did you make special cummies inside her on the back seat?

>>37115129
>I'm European.

why are we even having this discussion then. you probably have no idea how much someone earns on the dole. the average neet isnt not working because he has stocks or something.

>>37115147

I reject no one and I'm patently welcome in every corner of the UK.

The nonsense of UK "independence" is a tad sad but not something I'll lose sleep over.

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>>37115084
Anon, I'm driving a car, not taking down Sniper Wolf.

Stop replying to him lads

>>37115158

You think lad?

Good-oh!

>>37114456
I just understood how alone I am in the world. Why has everyone friends except me? I don't want to die but I want this feel to stop. Not my fault that I have acne.

>>37115234
Think of the car as a small Metal Gear.

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rollin for mummy stephanie gf

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>>37115197
nothing like that, don't think i'd have been able to satisfy her with my small flaccid anteater

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Hello lads. It's officially the night shift.

Who fancies a nice little conversation.

How are you doing? What have you been up to today? How do you feel right now?

>>37115273
give me johnson please

>>37115200
>why are we even having this discussion then. you probably have no idea how much someone earns on the dole. the average neet isnt not working because he has stocks or something.

A single person makes 60 something pounds per week, lads in the rugby club are on that... I have NO fucking idea how. It's ridiculous and why i laugh when faggits say that people come to UK for bennies.

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>Watching one of the new Doctor Who's
>1840s London
>50% of the background characters are black

>>37115281
I think we should all (you) the first lad to get a cheeky night Kev.

Haha do you see lads he's trying to portray himself as a posh anti-nationalist wanker how strange it's as if he knows we wouldnt like that sort of person.

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>>37115281
How are you doing?
shit
What have you been up to today?
nothing
How do you feel right now?
shit

>>37115234

Get that licence lad, I might have to call on you for free taxi some night....

>>37115150
>involuntarily smile when she looks at me and smiles

Why can't I be this suave in real life?

>>37115305
history is a whitewash

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She Instagram herself like "Bad bitch alert"
He Instagram his watch like "Mad rich alert

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Sexual
k
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v
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>>37115305

Ohhhh... I might know you from another base.

>>37115273
rolling for qt dobs

>>37115281
>How are you doing?
meh
>What have you been up to today?
spoons, weed, and Star Trek
>How do you feel right now?
meh

>>37114613
Oi lad who doesn't have a rape lane locally

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Kevin
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>>37115368

Show bum-bum

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>>37115399
Cheeky little fucker.

>>37115383
>spoons, weed, and Star Trek

That sounds like a decent Thursday lad.

>>37115298
yeah, its ridiculous. i managed alright on the dole because i earned dla too.

>>37115408

MMMMMmmm Sweaty!

>>37115281
it's last reasonable hour to smoke hash o'clock

>>37115408
slag in the background thinking she's going to see any action with those two lads, dead wrong
long shower for them

>>37114502
5'11 here

fuck off manlet

>>37115454
> using retarded units

>>37115435


Well done lad!
Respect!

>>37115281
>How are you doing?
not bad

>What have you been up to today?

working out, star trek, and reading.

>How do you feel right now?

bit shit. trying to sort something for Saturday but everyone is messing me about

>cant think about the past because it's too painful
>cant think about the future because I dont have one
This is how people end up lost in a fantasy world

>>37115519
I just watch the Labyrinth a lot.
Good movie

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>>37114502
>5'5
End my life, lads.

>>37115523
>makes me think of a girl that loves David Bowie
no thanks

>>37115533
so when are you going to transition lad

>>37115523
Is the dark crystal any good?

I watched about 20 minutes of it then fell asleep

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judge my blu ray orders:

paths of glory, 300, the hunt, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, amelie, memento, drive, matrix triology.

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Send a wish upon a star
Do the work and you'll go far
Send a wish upon a star
Make a map and there you are

Send a hope upon a wave
A dying wish before the grave
Send a hope upon a wave
For all the souls you failed to save

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>>37115571
Literally the first time I've heard of it so I have no idea.
>>37115544
Why not love David Bowie yourself?

>>37115558
I have a suspicion my friend may try to put oestrogen in my food when I visit. Other than that I don't plan on it.

who /indigestion/ here?

>>37115573
>the hunt
>paths of glory
havent seen these two but rest looks good

Sticking on V For Vendetta lads.

Bit shit compared to the books.
But comfy, comfy vibes.

>>37115571
It's good but feels dark as fuck. Watched it many year ago when I was off sick from school and made me feel worse
>>37115608
I do like him very much but I draw the line at his acting

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>>37115573
>>37115620
only ones i've seen are Drive and The Hunt, enjoyed them both a lot


>tfw sat doing nothing again and will probably stay like this for another 6 hours even though I told myself i'd do stuff today

>tfw only friend has messaged me after months of not seeing him
not sure if I want him to see I've read it desu

>>37115620
neither have i lad. i have only seen half of the films i have ordered. i normally just watch films online but i want to buy some physical copies so i can enjoy them on my big tv and view all the extras

>>37115660
Come on now everyone has seen the matrix

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Wondering if I should bother going to the GP to try and get something for my mental health issues, or if it'd be better to just tough it out to avoid having that on my record.

My mum wants me to go and talk to them, but I don't know if it's the best idea.

Part of me wants to believe it will get better with time, but the other part of me realizes I've past the threshold of being literally too lazy to help myself.

Also, my new hat turned up today. Stuck my watchmen pin on it.

Post waifus

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>>37115650
Fair play to you lad.

>>37115672
I bet 300 looks banging in BR quality

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>>37115676
well I havent, haven't seen a lot of popular movies and still don't have any desire too

>>37115682
only go if you want antidepressents

>>37115642
i have never seen the film. might give the film a watch sometimes soon. i thought the watchmen film was good

>>37115682
>Wondering if I should bother going to the GP to try and get something for my mental health issues, or if it'd be better to just tough it out to avoid having that on my record.


You should be grand with your GP lad. Go have a chat.

>it's another going on Omegle just to talk to anyone episode

I don't like this lads

>>37115716

watchmen is wonderful too.

>>37115703
exactly what i was thinking lad. it only cost me 3 quid. have you seen the second one?

>>37115708
you should watch the matrix, its an amazing film, one of my favorites. should also watch 300

>>37115724
you on the video chat or text? i used to do this too when i felt lonely.

>>37115724
>skip
>skip
>skip
>skip
>skip

These faggots actually think they're going to find a fucking girlfriend through Omegle

>>37115682
i'll never open up to my GP ever again

i told him that i snort cocaine now and again, then the cunt starts banging on about some drug addiction counseling, which i agreed to go to, never went though

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>>37115667
He's having a 'small gathering' next month

>>37115682
There is no record lad. Well, not in a way that could ever fuck your life up or anything.

There are few circumstances where having mental health issues will cause problems:

>becoming severely mentally ill and violent to the point of sectioning. That'll probably show up on an advanced DBS check and may prevent you working with children and the vulnerable.

>will stop you becoming an air traffic controller

>for some reason camp america in the US won't accept applicants with history of mental health issues.

>You could use it to get out of jury service.

Literally no major ramifications m8. Go get the help you need.

>>37115808
>i'll never open up to my GP ever again
>i told him that i snort cocaine now and again, then the cunt starts banging on about some drug addiction counseling, which i agreed to go to, never went though


Wellllll... Open up. But know what to open up, when & how.

See your doc's POV and responsibilities too, oh my brother, he is of use if used correctly.

I speak to 6 women online regularly, but none of them live in the UK so my options for female interaction are quite limited based on my online socialisation.

One of the downsides of the internet is that you form relationships disproportionately with people you are very far away from.

>>37115614
estrogen alone won't do jack shit my man

you haven't even learned the basics yet
c'mon

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Good night lads. Time to set a course for dreamland.

>>37115909
But I don't want to learn the basics

>>37115903
i normally end up ghosting girls who live too far away because i forget about them or dont see a point in forcing myself to put in effort.

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>tfw no Indian gf to call you gora ji

>>37115903

Air travel is relatively cheap lad.

pls be my friend someone

>>37115980

Hello lad, are you okay?

>>37115708
>only go if you want antidepressents

I think antidepressants would help. Dunno if it'd be a fun ride, though. Generally, what I've heard is either that they don't work, or they make you unwell.

>>37115718
>You should be grand with your GP lad.

I've not actually met him/her yet. I moved, so I need to get a new GP.

>>37115847
>Well, not in a way that could ever fuck your life up or anything.

It'd probably be nothing huge, but I'm not sure if I'd be allowed to purchase guns and stuff, or work with the police. You're probably right though, it wouldn't be anything major.

>>37116000
I feel so bad, I havent felt so bad for a long time. I want to communicate with someone, but when I try everyone evades me.

I don't want to be alone right now
i really really don't want to be alone help me

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>>37115980
>>37116043
>>37116045
I'm here for you lads, what do you want to talk about?

>>37116037
>I've not actually met him/her yet. I moved, so I need to get a new GP.

Get it sorted. They're mostly good people.

>>37114526
You're not alone with that.

>>37115951

But all these women are sincerely interesting though, it's not like I'm desparately just putting up with them to get laid.

>>37116067
I want a real human, lad.

>>37116043

Hang in here lad. Thee will be good folk here nearly all night,

>>37115973

2 live in South Africa, 1 lives in Saudi, 1 lives in India, 1 Lives in Australia and 1 lives in NZ.

If it was just Amsterdam or Dublin it'd be a lot easier.

>>37116091
I'm kind of a real human typing on a keyboard, I haven't had an irl friend ever so I don't even know what im missing at this stage

>>37116077
fair enough lad. ive met some decent birds online too. i once had something going with an indian girl, we used to skype and everything.

>>37116102

Aussie can be cheap enough!

I had a GF in Melbourne for a couple of years!

>>37116067
I don't know what's wrong with me
my depression/anxiety has kicked up into full swing and i don't know why
I'm in a state of silent anguish and nobody is around to calm me down

>>37116067
Why is the "belonging to" particle needed in this sentence?

It's not saying one noun belongs to another.

>>37116147
this is a situation I know all too well.

I just lay on the floor with a pillow half over my face and wallow in it

watching spider-man the animated series to calm myself down right now lads

what do you guys watch when you're feeling down?

>>37116119
>i once had something going with an indian girl, we used to skype and everything.

Same, mine seemed to have a fetish for Britbong men. She used to like it when I called her a currynigger, kek.

>>37116147

Shit happens lad, it doesn't make sense.

Make some yummy food for yourself

>>37116116
I dont believe you, everyone has friends except me.

>>37116172
wallowing in it sounds awful
it's bad enough as it is

>>37116193
i can't keep anything down the past couple of days, but i'll try

It's a listening to 2010 Drake and stalking my ex's cosplay instagram kind of episode

>>37116249

Ice cream lad. I like the frozen Mars Bars, but a wee bit of what you fancy does you good.

>>37116286
Those frozen mars bars have gotten tiny.

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I just want my old hair at 18. Why have I gotta be balding at 23? WHY

>>37116304

So it's NOT just me that thinks that!

A true conspiracy for our times!

>>37116337
The jews want us to masturbate to waste our energy and drive so we submit to their Babylonian money magic.

kitchen porting is literally the worst fucking job in the world. I want to kill myself

>>37116402
Don't we have industrial dish washers for precisely this kinda shit?

Get with the automation times, food industry

i put your gf on the bottom of the to do list, walked out a club and fucked her with my pocket change.

>>37116399

Sounds sexy. Do it sweet-cheeks!

>>37116413
Yeah we do, but we're there to operate them and scrub that shit up before it goes in anyway

>>37116402

Y'know it's a licence to drink leftover wine while getting paid, right?

>Be well known as a racist both in my social circle, and locally
>Tons of people confide their own racism in me
>Although I'm pretty racist (8/10), it seems everyone else is 9.5/10

It's strange knowing so much about people, and seeing them being so Politically correct and liberal in public.

>>37116455
We get offered free beer every saturday which is something I guess

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>>37116198
no I don't, only "online friends".


eating an lemonade ice lolly, going to try watch Lolita(1962)

>>37116402

>washing dishes on an industrial scale

>>37116473

Indeed lad.

Just made a jacket potato with beans and cheese at 2am.

How much of a madman am i?

;_; feel with me lads

>>37116459
i just we would rise up and take back the country from the non white hordes, because we all feel this way

anyone else got deformed body parts? i have a deformed eye and i notice people starting at it, its so awkward.

>>37116531

Cheesy insanity lad.

You're off your fucking rocker.

>>37116555
i'm feeling
i dont know what i feel but i'm feeling

>>37116497
actually fuck it I'm not, going to play dota instead

>>37116581
I've got phimosis and a mole on my penis shaft

>>37116597

Always a good sign.

>>37116597
I feel intense sadness desu. It's horrible.

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My life has absolutely hit the fucking pan lads, there's no recovering from this

>tfw eating a full on quiche at nearly 3am

>>37116646
Homemade quiche?

>>37116646

I'm only wagecucking 1 day this week, and I really should go to bed now

>>37116606
fuck doing both of them things and watch the matrix. have you seen terminator and star wars?

>>37116669
Yeah lad, got bored at decided to make one

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>>37116676
I might watch it just for you anon, my hard drive is full so i'll have to stream it or something.

also no and no, haven't seen LOTR either

what is the point of going on lads?

might get a job at Burger King, but that is all i can get because i've been unemployed so long. no social life, no friends, no sex or physical contact

why fucking bother?

>>37116685
Well, that's something then!

I hate store bought quiche

>>37116701
I might just volunteer or something, at least its less grim than working in burger king

i'm actually fucking crying. what the fuck is wrong with me

>>37116734
What's so funny lad?

>>37116701
>>37116733

Lol that swift turnaround gave me a chuckle.

Get a job or volunteer lad and the rest will follow. trust me.

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>>37116712
I-its not weird cooking at this time if I wake up at 5pm r-right

>>37116733
but then you (obviously) don't get any money

so it's even more pointless

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>>37116701
I keep asking myself that

I get these ideas to make something of myself, and then it's "why bother?"

I'm alone forever. I have no interest in travelling alone. I don't give a fuck about cars, or big houses.

Every single night will be pic related.

why fucking bother?

>>37116744
not funny anon. not funny at all

>>37116693
bloody ell lad. you need to do some serious home work.

first thing first. you should match matrix to get it out of the way, its a classic and you will love it. after you have watched matrix, the lads here will have a vote to decide what you should watch next.

>>37116766
yeah, i know that feel

what is the point of working at these soul crushing jobs? so i have more money for what? to move into a shitty flat? to spend on more videogames or some shit to pass the times?

it's all worthless

>>37116753
Night time is the only time I enjoy cooking

>>37116755
life isnt all about money

>>37116806
but you need some to get by

and all the other stuff i don't get anyway

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>>37114456
'sup faggots.

How was the weather today? Grey & miserable?
93F here today under blue skies.

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Still nobody posted any funnies...

You know this is an imageboard lads? The only pictures I'm seeing is the guy who posts the same pictures of his anime waifu (who is underage btw, and is watching lolita) every fackin day

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>>37116795
Everything tastes better at this time lad, nothing better than some spiced meats or some cheese during the late hours

In other news, I took a comfy photo of the sunset earlier

>>37116832

Are you that billionaire from copenhagen?

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Kek duddy

>>37116766
>>37116794

Why not go travelling with other people? Plenty of lonely lads on here who probably wouldn't rape you in a hostel in Thailand.

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>>37116858
No m8.
Ex-pat from Leicester living in the States.

Quit your lives and join me - don't be scared.

>>37116892
i'm not good socially though, and i don't have the money

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gief funnies

>>37116885
i would sell my soul to make this magazine real

>>37116902
>Ex-pat from Leicester living in the States.

I remember speaking to you on /pol/ about a year ago, you're quite old (35+) if I remember aren't you?

>>37116902
>living in the states

is there anything worst

>tfw mates are in discussions of going on a monthlong road trip in yankland next year

>>37116892
Won't change anything. Still have to come home

>>37116902
Americans annoy me, i cant relate to their humor or attitude. what would i even do there?

>>37116963
Might not be the only oldfag from Leicester who lurks /pol/ but yeah...

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>>37117015
You gotta want to travel m8 - sounds like that's not in you so, stay where you are.

>>37117076
i do want to travel, i just dont want to live in the states. i would live to go on holiday in the states but its just not somewhere i would like to spend the rest of my life

Just spent 40 bong on Battlefield 1 Premium lads, did I make a mistake

>>37117038

It's more that you were an oldfag from leicester who moved to the states. You used the phrase 'I could see the writing on the wall'

You moved to Boston didn't you?

does anyone still buy dvds? blu rays are really cheap now, i dont know why anyone would bother buying dvds

>>37117160
Yeah m8.
You have quite the memory.

>>37116944
Go with robots and do it on the cheap, stay in hostels and eat cheap food, only do stuff that doesn't cost anything. It's something to plan and save for, that always makes me feel like there's something worth working towards.

>>37117002
You might find a job there, make new friends, plan another trip, etc etc. I did it (solo, not with robots though) and now I'm enrolled in college to do a course that will let me live abroad.

>>37117236

Hope life is treating you well, Leicester is as shit as ever, although haven't been there for over a year.

Are you a regular in britfeel or just passing by? This is the only thread I use on 4chan these days.

>>37117277
The past 2 weeks.
Sometimes I get homesick. I don't miss anything at all about the place except for the sense of humour.
Our sense of humour is so much different to other people - and some of the shit on this thread makes me lol. I miss that - (I may have become dumber becuse of the lack of that TYPE of interaction senpai)

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>>37117363
>and some of the shit on this thread makes me lol

I dunno if you're refering to SS Anon, but that was the fucking highlight of the year a couple of days back.

Hope you stick around old chap. I actually met a yank about 2-3 weeks ago, he came into britfeel offering to buy someone lunch and I took him up on that offer, he was quite a sound lad for a yank.

>>37117414
Love 2.

Have a good night m8.

Thank you.

Hearing voices now lads. How fucked am I?

>>37114502
6'2

originoles

>>37117500

What? Have you recently started hearing voices or something?

Describe your situation. How did this all begin?

>>37115150
I was given one ;)

>>37117414
I'd like to meet lenlad some time, he's warmed up to me enough that I think he'd be open to meeting up

although he's a bender and I'm straight, worried he'll make it awkward by asking for a cheeky gobble or something

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>>37117794
Suggest a date down by the canal.

>>37117794
>asking for a cheeky gobble

lol that made me giggle

Lots of bolognese leftover from my jacket tatie. Gonna try making sketti now.

Really want to post something but my life is so empty I have nothing to post about
This is bad

>>37117794
I don't think he'd do that, can't be too sure though

didn't think he had straight people in the harem

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>>37117794
It worries me so many people are close to him, I've expressed these concerns and he tells me I deserve friends and he likes me, but hes the only fucker who'll talk to me and what if he tells everyone that?

>>37117944
Why not take up a hobby? Can talk about your progression

>>37117944
post a nearby junction from google maps and let a serial killer obsessed doxxer find out where you live

>>37118019

>tfw will never be stalked and killed by a member of /britfeel/

>>37117993
I've said similar things to him and all, but I think he's just a sound lad and a good egg. I recommend music and TV shows and music to him all the time and he actually goes out of his way to listen/watch them and get back to me, so I think he might genuinely just be a phenomenally decent lad.

>>37118043
I think I might be halfway there, luckily I barely leave the house and even a serial killer would be replused at my house so I'll be alright

>>37118071
>>37117993
movies and TV shows* muh bad

>>37117944
You watched any good movies or shows lately, lad? I could recommend a few based on your tastes maybe.

>>37118072
*unluckily

>>37118071
maybe i'm just projecting my own shit but it feels shit being dispensable. If we got seperated it'd leave a big hole in my online social life (which is the only socializing i've got), whereas it would probably not even impact him

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Lost my game of dota, over 60mins and not a single bit of fun. Maybe video games just aren't for me anymore, I haven't had fun on a video game for over a year. I haven't replaced it though so I just do nothing instead

Turned 26 yesterday and didn't get a single message. How do you cope with getting to your mid 20s without making enough of a significant impact on anyone for them to remember your birthday? Does it even matter?

Feeling pretty shit lads

>have a date tomorrow/todaya
>nothing to wear

w-what do fat lads wear on dates lads? I kind of want to wear more than my usual black jeans/ and black or grey tshirt

>>37118295
That feeling of worry that your friends don't value you as much as you value them never really goes away. Just be glad you've got them while you've got them. For what it's worth, lenlad seems pretty on the level as online lads go, I think you've got little to worry about.

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>4:20
Who /stillawake/ here?

originalilulu

fuck !!!!!!!!!q

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>>37118781
Why do my pictures never come out the right way up fuck

>>37118781
>>37118816
i want tocum in ur eyes

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>>37118843
Thank you

Originalalalalairuopi

>leaning out of my bedroom window
>the thought of just letting myself slip out head first crossed my mind a few times
>suddenly hear one of the neighbors moaning from their bedroom
>starting giggling to myself

All I want is for the clouds to fuck off.

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>>37118781
ofcourse I am and i've done fuck all today/tonight AGAIN.

>>37118346
maybe dont play things like dota

>>37119582
I've tried single player games, they're all incredibly boring me

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getting a bit close to page 10 lads

>>37119594
sweeping generalisation there lad, that's like saying
>I've tried movies, they're all shallow bollocks

>>37120352
I know I used to play quite a few but now whatever I try I just get instantly disinterested in, I keep buying games too

>denied bennies since I never formally dropped out of my course at the start of the year
>uni's empty now and the folks who're supposed to process this shit are all gone
>rent's due on the first
>nothing in the bank
>parent's can't help since they're both skint from the divorce

At least I'll be able to get my dog away from my neglectful mum soon lads. Think I'll just do myself in when he passes away

>>37120484
>since I never formally dropped out of my course at the start of the year
So you've just been sitting around at uni doing nothing for almost 6 months?

>>37120565
I had work for a bit, and have been working on wee projects but that honestly sums it up.

On a good day I'll be able to head out, get some food and stuff but no matter how little I get it usually ends up just rotting in the fridge.

Some day's I can't bring myself to get out of bed.

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Who else /notbeentobedyet/ here?

O R I G I N A L L Y J E S U S C H R I S T

>>37120484
>Rather off myself then get a job

K E K

beddiebyes for me lads

see you all this evening, I hope some of you will keep me company on the night shift

Going to work in a bit

Starting antidepressants

So my current regime is
8mg estrogen
25mg anti androgen
1.25mg Finasteride
50mg Biotin
150mg Magnesium
50mg Sertaline

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>>37121466
see you lad, i'll be going beddies soon too

>>37121161
what's so funny about that

original

So painfully slow

Feel kinda cute now

Might buy some girl clothes today

>tfw felt ill all week
>but not ill enough for it to maybe be illness
Worried my body is falling apart lads

Fucking disgusting amount of gas this morning and it all smells very peculiar.

what did you have for breakfast laddos?

>>37122263
when you gonna be posting updated pics

>>37122345
tuna sandwich, can of monster and a valium.

Work went until the final hour, my manager arranged a team meeting due to her leaving for a new career. At around 3.30pm she began rounding up people, I wasn't addressed directly but she came over to the desk I was sitting at and said "Everyone in my team go into idle and go to the meeting room", I finished up with my call, took a look around at the others leaving the room and then I checked the break sheet, I noted everyone that was leaving had a "t" next to their names due to being booked in for a team meeting at this time by planning, I however didn't have that, instead I had a break coming up, why would planning give me a break now if I was supposed to be a part of the farewell meeting? I was hurt being left out, though I wasn't 100% sure that was the case, I didn't ask for clarification as my manager left quickly and it'd be awkward if I asked and the answer was "no".

During this period, I spoke to another manager about work stuff and she asked if I should be in the team meeting, I said no and mentioned my break, in hindsight I sounded like I was avoiding it. Everyone returned about 30 minutes later, less than 10 people, even this one guy who was newer than me. This really hurt me, I don't understand why I was the one person excluded, I wasn't close to tears but I am upset. I believe this caused me massively fuck up later in the day on multiple levels.

I guess I'm feeling antagonistic towarda my manager now.

During lunch I was again unable to stay in and eat in the break room, too many people, instead of my packed lunch I bought a sandwich and Lucozade. The DnD guy and trans person weren't in today, I'm sure we work the same shift pattern, maybe they both booked holidays today? At least it means DnD guy was excluded too.

On the way home some entitled paki cow pushed in front of me to get onto the train, to irk her I sat directly opposite her an took up leg room under the table.

>>37122345
dont really eat breakfast anymore

>>37122369
>can of monster and a valium
is that not counter productive lad?

AND HOW ARE WE THIS MORNING BRITFEEL

>>37122351
Next week, when my glasses arrive

>>37122397
i take valium for anxiety, i don't want to be tired.

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>>37122400
oh so so
want to go out for a nice long walk but its raining and cant be arsed with getting wet
might go back to bed for a bit to read probably ending falling a sleep

>>37122442
Caffine make me anxious I avoid the stuff

>>37122453
would love to just fall asleep now and wake up in the afternoon

>>37122453
bury comfy girl

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>>37122495
and it will be sunny
it will be sunny
Forecast is rain for the next day or so
How come its actually dry in Manchester

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>>37122442
Back in the days when a: I could get a reliable supply of tramadol and b: I didn't need to take 450mg just to be able to notice I'd had it, I used to like doing tramadol and valium together. Amazing feeling.

My elderly neighbour went to a care home at the other end of the country so he doesn't give me his pills anymore. My whore gp won't give me anything more than 100 30/500 cocodamol a month now, might as well be fucking calpol for all the good it does. Might knock off a pharmacy desu.

>>37115234
That image is great

Imagine being a loser who does drugs lmao

>>37122695
Imagine being a looser who doesn't even have drugs to make himself feel better lmao

having a big shit in asda right now lads

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>Tfw you thought it was the designated /britfeel/ technician, but the one who created the thread was actually me!

>>37122765
>Feels have stopped

>tfw i bought the gears remaster because i remember playing the orignal on splitscreen co op after school with mates
>tfw no mates to play it with now

tfw job advertises it self as anyone can become this.

focus myself on getting ready to get this job, physically and researching the application process.

Get through the first few tests. Get to a Behaviour styles questionaire. no time limit 100 questions

spend time analysing each statment and how it reflects my behaviour and how it meets the jobs pqa's. Takes two hours. Waiting today to know if I go on to the next stage. Already past the time.

No automatic email to notify me of next stage of of failure

Internal screamig lads

sucks but I'll try again lads

>>37122695
stop being so judgemental please

>>37123139
Stop being so sensitive please

>>37123153
i'm not sensitive i just dislike judgemental twats who only want to shit up this otherwise comfy thread

>>37123168
>>37123139
>>37123153

But you reacted to both posts thus making the thread EVEN MORE UNCOMFY

Because you got upset, rustled, triggered, etc

You just had to say something and continue the uncomfiness and thus give the lad who made the original comment a reason to continue

CONGRATS

Has anyone ever comitted suicide due to boredom?

Like im just bored all the time, not even mad just bored.

>>37123205
I was kindly asking him to stop, I don't see what's so wrong about that!

>>37123241
very uncomfy poster

i don't want to be a wageslave but it seems my days of being a neet are coming to an end. why can't i just move to a remote country and live off the land?

>>37123337
you can if you can fund the move somehow

>>37123205
I'm not even "upset, rustled, triggered", I was just asking him politely to stop being so judgemental because I found it uncomfy. It's not my fault if he responds negatively to that single kindly mannered request. i wasn't even going to respond to him after that so i'm not quite sure why you're saying all this

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if someone kissed my dick like this i think i'd explode

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Any body know where I can score some weed in Birmingham

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>tfw no cutie pa2tie gf

>>37123337
If you moved to a remote country and tried to live off the land you'd be dead within a couple of months at the most.

You know this.

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Be Nice lads
Comfy feels and all that
Take drugs
or not if you dont want to
Get high and have a good time
Be nice

The girl at Iceland touched my hand lads. If I have a wank now it's like she's wanking me off innit

>>37123512
and what if your had a wank after a family meeting

>>37123534
Nah, cause... Nah, that's not the same though is it

>>37123601
What if you have a wank after petting your cat?

>>37123512
If I shake my Dad's hand and then go to a service station to get fucked by a big hairy trucker, it's like my Dad is getting fucked up the arse.

>>37123385
Another very uncomfy poster that promotes thread uncomfiness.

I find you uncomfy

>tfw mixed race

how do you lads feel about this

>>37123642
Indifference to be honest lah

>>37123642
all my close friends are mixed race

>>37123635
No because your hand isn't involved there. If you wanked the trucker off then it would be like your dad is wanking him off. The only way your example works is if your dad fucks you up the arse and then the trucker does it later, it's like they've touched dicks

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Well my car miserably failed it's MOT and has to be scrapped. End my life.

>>37123642
Race meme has never annoyed me tbqh. Just something that I can't be bothered to get annoyed about.

>>37123642
My hatred is reserved for pakis for now lad.

>>37123679
Good point. I'll ask my Dad to touch my arsehole. I'll maybe say I have piles and I want him to apply some cream or something.