Describe the worst moment of your life.

>be mildly lactose intolerant throughout my life
>don't know it until late high school
>every single day have a fuckhuge glass of milk for breakfast
>every day have eldritch farts that smell worse than a rotten corpse, thought this was somehow normal but other people just hold them in
>so much that I trained my sphincter so that now I never, ever make any noise with any fart

Anyway
>particularly bad one day, maybe 6th or 7th grade
>back from recess, am one of the first to get back in classroom
>let out a bad one, even by my bad standards
>immediately spreads throughout the room, everyone is suffocating
>soon reaches the hallway and nearby classrooms
>everyone knows it was me
>sent to principal's office because of how bad it was

It was bad, but not as bad as I'm sure some robots' stories are. I consider myself lucky if, as a robot, that's the "worst" moment of my life in regards to shame or whatever

>>37113242
>Be me, High Schooler Anon at 16 years of age.
>Feeling sick, ask mum to take me home.
"Don't you dare anon! I want you to suffer an eternal and dismaying death!"
>Go to school.
>Ask math teacher if I can use bathroom.
"K"
>Stay in there for twenty minutes.
>Puke literally all over bathroom, toilets, sinks, floor, on myself, etc.
>Run to math teacher covered in puke.
"Can I go the nurse's office?"
>Class looks at you in shock, teacher says yes.
>Run down three flights of stairs, puking down the hallways.
>Run outside, girls say "ewwwww" as I run.
>Sit in office, waiting for mum.
>Drop out next week.

You're not lactose intolerant, you're a normal fucking human being. The majority of the earth's inhabitants cannot digest dairy products specifically because it's unnatural for all mammals to consume dairy past adolescence. Lactase is the enzyme that breaks down lactose in milk, but we stop producing this when we're no longer children.

>>37113242
January 8, 1998. In a small, unsuspecting hospital in the middle of rural Ohio, I was born. And it's all downhill from there.

>>37113453
Hence why I said "mildly lactose intolerant".

Everyone around me can chug glasses of milk without a problem. That's the "normal" I know. Even though I also know that drinking milk is retarded for any adult animal

>>37113453
t.non-white

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>>37113242
>english class
>teacher changes the seating order for whatever reason
>"[girl], go sit next to anon"
>she screams NO
>teacher pushes on
>girl starts crying and sobbing about how she doesn't want to sit next to the weirdo
>try to keep on a stoic and nonchalant face while collapsing inside as everyone else in class is staring at us
how the hell am i supposed to "just b confident brah" when a girl literally had a breakdown just because a teacher was telling her to sit next to me
junior high was so fucking humiliating

>>37113514
I'm white British actually, I just don't pregnant bovine titty juice because it's fucking disgusting. Enjoy your pus and pregnancy hormones though.

>>37113489
>everyone around me can chug glasses of milk without a problem
Sure, some of them can. What you don't see behind the scenes however is 30% of them going home and spraying diarrhea into their toilet bowl, but then writing it off as a bad lunch or coffee. Even small farts are a symptom of your digestive track saying "nope".

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> open web browser
> discover 4chan
> look around
> ten years older

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>>37113752
>I'm white British actually, I just don't pregnant bovine titty juice because it's fucking disgusting. Enjoy your pus and pregnancy hormones though.

Oh, so you're one of THOSE people.

>>37113482
holy!
are you me?

>>37113567
FUCK STACY!!!!! YOU DONT NEED TO CARE ABOUT WHAT THAT WHORE THINKS

>be me
>sophomore year of college
>smoke weed 24/7
>also on prescription vivance
>realize I can spend more money on weed cuz don't need to eat as much (vivance supresses appetite)
>start not getting much sleep cuz Weed is dope and the vivance helps me stay up
>develop psychosis after being up for two days straight and running out of vivance
>be completely insane for a month and half due to vivance withdrawal
>leave school
>end up in rehab for 3 months
>be in rehab with people doing hardcore drugs while having to admit I'm in for weed
>come back and realize your friends think ur insane (rightly so)
>have to make new friends and keep secret of where I was for half of last year

Not really a moment but I was batshit crazy for a month and a half and every moment of that was hell

>be middle school
>as a joke, a friend tells a girl she should go out with me
>before I could react, she says:
>"... uh eww"

it was the beginning of the end from that point on

>>37113453
>shitskin is mad he can't digest milk
I love this episode.

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>last year
>I was 22 at the time
>extremely lonely, no social life whatsoever, KHV, lustful to the point of insanity
>eventually break down, decide to order a pair of dirty panties some slag has masturbated in
>paid with amazon cards, ask her not to put a name on the parcel so it's just an address
>the day it gets delivered, my mum and her bf are around and get the parcel before I even wake up
>open it, they think it's from his ex-wife and are thinking of calling the fucking police to report harassment
>forced to explain to my mother that I bought dirty panties online
a few months later I went to an escort and managed to leave still a virgin

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>be in high school
>teacher says "alright everyone go get a textbook from the front of the class"
>too lazy to get up and get in line so I just wait until most people go back to their seat
>girl behind me gets two textbooks and puts one on my desk
>surprised, I say "wow, thank you so much!"
>she looks at me with a big of disgust and takes the textbook to the girl next to her
>she was only resting her textbook on my desk to get a better grip
>everyone looked at me because I thanked her so loudly
>walk of shame to get a textbook for myself

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>>37114399

know that feels
>bully pushes me into girls he was tryna bone
>they giggle and keep saying eww
>it happens loads, in front of teachers
>teachers just laugh, like everyone else at the school
I started yelling insults at chads and staceys like "human scum" and "worthless piece of trash" and got away with it in final year because I'd attempted suicide at the start
they were all sure I'd go on a spree killing

>>37114591
>she looks at me with a big of disgust
I hate when they give you the Big of Digust, don't you?
Jokes aside, this is just another example of why all non-autistic people should and will die out rather soon.
Not all Normies/Chads/Stacies/Non-Autists are bad people, mind you. It's just for the greater good of humanity.

>>37114591
ooohmph

>>37113242
out of every autistic moment in my life this is the one that embarrasses me the most

>go to movies to see jim carrey as scrooge
>see aide (or wrangler) i had in 1st grade
>i am 17 and in 12th grade at the time
>i call her by name
>she pauses, looks at me and says 'oh hi' awkwardly
>she then turns away
>jesus christ what did i just do
>my dad says that she didnt recognize me and is now probably talking about the strange teenager who said hi to her and called her by name

ugh this happened nearly 10 years ago and it still kills me when i think about it

>>37114591
But that's funny as hell. Why do they despise so hard.

>>37114662
sorry I meant to type "bit" of disgust. She had a look of disgust when I thanked her.

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>>37114662

anon please unironically read The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time

narrated by a high(ish)-functioning autistic kid

he has this dream a lot of nights where a virus kills everyone who can read facial expressions (i.e. non-autistics) and in it he can sperg all he wants on hobbies. He can be alone as long as he wants, and will nod but not talk to fellow autists still alive after the normalfag purge.

it's not a bad book but I unironically want that dream to come true

>>37114591
I don't understand why that girl couldn't have just gave me the textbook to save me from the emotional trauma.

Staceys have no soul.

>Be gay
>Don't really use it to define me; I'm more than a sexual orientation
>Never really fit in with the LGBT community; too faggy, obsessive, slutty, etc.
>Relaxing one day in uni, after finishing studies
>Friend from same course comes along; let's call him Tim
>Tim is also gay, dating my other friend (let's call him Tom)
>Tim: "HeeEEeey, anon!"
>Me: "Hey. Need something?"
>Tim: "Me, Tom, and some of the others from our course are going out tonight. It's gonna be, FAB! Wanna come along?"
>yeahsurewhynot.jpg
>Meet Tim and Tom later on a booze run; they're with a Patsy
>Patsy is a massive fag hag; I am the only homosexual I know who isn't a member of her army of the queer
>Conversation very quickly turns to sex
>Unprotected slut sex
>My virgin autism and hypochondria kick in; get pissed off
>Other people arrive; not friends from course
>"HeeeEEEEEeeeey biiiiiitch!"
>fuck.webm
>Apparently, I've been tricked into an LGBT night; can't back out now
>I walk along with Tim and Tom
>All I can hear is calls of "Yaasss" from behind us; Patsy is receiving her hourly worship from a bunch of 'men' attracted to men... for being a woman...
>Tim starts talking to me about Grindr
>I just downloaded that shit to see if I could identify potential bf Someone told me it's easier that way, but I have since deleted it
>Getting closer to centre of town from uni accommodation and I can hear more people heading out
>Realise this might be a good way to attain the rare and elusive bf

Cont. I swear this gets more substance to it.

>>37114725
Living indefinitely in a normie-free land sounds like a sweet deal.

>>37114569
>a few months later I went to an escort and managed to leave still a virgin

That story needs a greentext.

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>>37113242
>be me, 9 years old
>in Glasgow for the summer
>in some sort of park with lakes and stuff
>I loved feeding pigeons & ducks so I always had bread on me when in parks
>me and sis standing near a lake and trying to feed the ducks
>rest of my family sitting nearby and chatting
>I like to make the animal grab the food from my hand (I.e. I don't throw it at them)
>these faggot ducks are getting close, but not close enough
>lean in more and rake an extra step to reach them
>step on slippery algea or something like that
>slip into the lake
>o shit this is so embarrassing
>try to get out but the entire edge of the lake is covered with this slippery stuff so I literally keep on trying to climb out and slip on my face and back into the lake 3-4 times
>people who were also feeding the ducks laughing their asses off but trying to hide it to be polite
>mfw I lock eyes with a girl my same age laughing so hard then looks at her mom who is also laughing
>sister finally grabs my arm and pulls me out
>run away and cry behind a tree, hiding from people's sight
>mom yells at me to get out of the shade or I'll get sick
>ignore her
>got sick later

This shit was so humiliating, and the walk back home in my soaked jeans & T-shirt was just as humiliating.

Still was a fun summer trip though.

>>37114942
>went to an escort
>was escorted out

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>>37113242
Being born, hands down.

>>37113242
Probably my mother crying hysterically in front of me telling me how much she loved me and how she wanted me to never give up. I didn't understand but she then jumped on front of a train and killed herself

>>37114751
Where cont at?

>>37115058
>>be me, 9 years old
>>in Glasgow
Fuck man, i feel for you

>>37113423
Did you know that around 65% of all humans are lactose intolerant? And that 90% of East Asians are lactose intolerant?

The funny thing about it is, people act so shocked to see those numbers, yet it's common sense. Babies have the enzymes to digest milk. Adults do not have the enzymes to digest milk. It's that simple. Even those who aren't lactose intolerant still get bloating and gas from too much milk because humans inherently don't have enough lactase.

Honestly, I blame your parents for this one. They should know not to give their child disease-ridden pus-filled milk. The farming industry spent billions on the "Got Milk" advertisements, convincing everyone that milk is somehow healthy and not utterly horrid.

>>37115185
What do you mean? It was nice. I was only there for a week or two.

When I jumped off a bridge and nobody cared, real eye opener. I feel bad for people that kill themselves thinking people may care. You have to grow up and see reality. It's true nobody cares.

>>37114751
Cont.

>Hear voices more clearly
>"And his cock was, like, BIGGER than my ARM, ya!" "Yuhhuh? I KNOW!" "Bitch you are SLAYi'n!"
>Goddammit
>One of the army starts screaming "I'm GAY! I'M GAY!" over and over
>Have no idea what the fuck is going on
>Try to talk my way out of it; too beta to just fucking leave
>Arrive at one of the local clubs; has been revamped into yass bitch queen drag night or some shit for the evening
>Enter in pure shame
>Have been clubbing several times before with my heterofriends - music tends to be simple C-time, easy to dance to when you're drunk, fairly forgettable but enjoyable enough
>Music here is in a weird time signature and can't dance to it right; like it's designed for twerking
>Notice how much these effeminates seem to love what I now know as "Run the world (Girls)"
>>These people are branding themselves as slaves to the vagina when they're not even attracted to it
>Fucking marvellous
>Notice Tom trying to stop Tim from going to rub bodies and lips with a bunch of shirtless guys; kind of feel bad for Tom, he just wants a cute boy to cuddle monogamously
>Don't remember much of the rest of the night until the walk home
>Patsy: "So, do you like musicals?"
>Me: "What about my personality makes you think I'd like musicals?"
>Patsy: "I dounno... Maybe you have a secret side; I just want you to be you and slay it."
>That really drove it home
>These people aren't OK with who you are
>They'll only ever see you as a femmy slut deep down, and will never just take you at face value

Lessons learnt:
1. Gay males are pretty much objectively faggy, and relatively normal ones are too few and far between to find easily.
2. You will never get a bf, since the monogamous guys are also too few and far between. You will probably die alone and a khhv in some office or lab somewhere.
3. Everyone thinks you act like the above and repress it for image; nobody will ever like you because nobody will ever believe that you're just you and that's it.

>he thinks im going to even try to single out the WORST moment AND relive whatever it is by posting it in his thread for people to read
HAH

>>37113567
junior high fucking sucked
>anon, switch seats with stacy
>after switching she yells at the top of her lungs
>EWWWW THE SEATS WARM
>everyone looks at me, face is bright red
>y-your seat is warm t-too
>every one laughs while stacy looks disgusted
worst years of my life

>>37115644
you owned her, actually. good job, anon!

The current moment is always the worst.

>>37113242
Losing my eye to a screwdriver

>>37115343
>be me in grade5
>autist, eat a peanut-butter sandwich and banana with milk for breakfast every morning
>one morning, eat reese puff cancer ball things
instead
>sisters and mom have had ego-killing flu
>sitting at desk during science class
>desk is the kind with open front
>feel really fucking sick
>leaning over, facing the opening and all my work inside
>the inevitable happens
>my desk is covered filled with vomit
>it reeks immediately
>someone yells "ANON GOT SICK"
>continuously puke and cry as teacher escorts class outside (classroom is shitty portable)
>they gave me a huge school shirt to change into that could work as a dress(male)
>the class got to play outside for the rest of the day as they cleaned and let the room air out
I lost a shit-ton of work. still have the shirt, it almost fits.

>>37115774
accidentally hit enter before instead. and i went home after getting the shirt and cleaning my self off

>skipped school
>fapping in the bushes
>magpie there, staring at me
>wouldn't fuck off
>putting me off
>getting soft
>smack it with a brick
>pick it up and start walking around with it
>bump into someone i know, who's also skipping school
>he asks me to hand the bird to him
>he snaps it's neck and throws it in the bushes

still feel bad about that shit

Some time in March 1990 my parents did the horizontal Tango, little did they know what their dirty little deed would bring forth.

>>37114725
I'm an autist and I would personally hate that. Imagining a world filled with only the sort of people who were in my special ed class or the people I encounter on public transit scares the shit out of me. I'd be like that guy in the movie idiocracy

>>37113242
Once I got shot down by this one girl who knew I had a crush on her after a whole year of orbiting. She even asked if I liked her in a ''hopefully he isn't into me'' kind of way, then proceeded to say she liked someone else. I got kind mad because the someone else was a random gay looking boy from another city. I couldn't piece together how the bitch would make it work.

Her mom fucking died like...last year? I didn't even bother sending her condolences 'cause we cut ties and shit. But I still imagine how it would be if I got together with that beautifully airheaded and cute girl.

Other than that its just been a constant flow of acceptance towards an average life as a stereotypical smart-ish beta with ocasional happy seasons.

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>>37113453
>you're not lactose intolerant
>proceeds to recite the definition of lactose intolerance
are you retarded, senpai?

>>37116225
Cutting all ties is smart. Imagining and still putting her on a pedestal in your mind isn't. You don't have to be beta anon. I learned the hard way. There's a lesson to be learned in what you experienced but you don't seem to be fully absorbing it.

>>37115343
Im friends with a gau guy in his 50s who went through the gay bashings/murders etc. He tells me that the gay community these days is pretty toxic, theirs this victimhood that they inherited from the older generation when they really arent victims.
He said his generation didnt have the same alliance with rad fems they have these days. He went through the aids epidemic and shit. Interesting guy to talk to.

>>37114725
I read that book maybe 9-10 years ago. Made me hate autists. I guess I will never be able to properly empathise with someone wired that badly. I dont have the same hate these days but I still wouldnt want an autistic child.

>>37114375
Nice to know you recovered, Anon. Would you mind telling us something about the things you saw while hig?

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>in grade seven
>big group of us talking about what we want life to be like when we're grown ups
>I start saying "if I get married I would-"
>Stacey interrupts me with "who would ever want to marry you!"

>be me
>15
>sophomore in hs
>bandnerd.jpg
>tonight is the last concert of the school year
>concert is at 6
>go home
>forget about concert
>lie about being sick
Why am i like this??

>>37114942
Not him but here is how it happened with me:
>Be a few years ago
>Make a decision to not practice Wizardry
>Find a girl with a reasonable body who seems pretty GFE friendly
>Invite her over, explain I'm new at this
>We make out on the bed and I get hard, but not like super hard
>BJ is pretty good, but I don't think she does CIM (cum in mouth) and I'm too beta to ask
>She suits me up and starts riding
>Technique is slow and soft. I kinda get into it but eventually start going soft
>I think some other position will fix it, but I barely know where to stick it in and I fail
>I go to the bathroom for a minute hoping I can fap myself hard, but I can't
>We chat for awhile and our time runs out

I don't recall if I went nofap before the session. Maybe 1 sleep's worth, but probably not 2 sleeps. I always go 3 sleeps nofap before seeing escorts now.

Ultimately, seeing more girls and getting to know my body better alleviated my anxiety. I know I've got ED, but I also know I can enjoy myself.

The first time I got depression, spring 2007. I'll never forget those first few weeks on prozac, it was a living nightmare.

>>37114731
Why should she? Why are you so pathetic that you get traumatised having to get your own textbook

>>37114725
Autists should be euthanised

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>>37113242
I had two moments.

>19, first year college
>me and some 'friends' decide to go see a movie at 2am for whatever fucking reason
>girl i liked rode with us
>movie ended
>found out the people who I rode with had left early to go have sex
>i had no way of getting home now
>the girl I liked ditched me and rode back with some other guy without me even knowing
>tried calling friends
>they told me to go ask someone else because theyre still busy fucking
>its 4am and im stuck at the fucking movies
>decide to just walk back to dorms, which is like a 1 hour walk
>this is in the middle of the city, so who knows who the fuck could be out
>streets are dead silent, yet here i am being the only guy walking because too autistic to get ride
>scared as hell, fast walking and hope no crackhead comes out and tries to rob me
>never told anyone about it

>>37113482
Damn, 2 months off from being the same person. Ohio, my tomb eternal, from which there is no escape

every time i post on this board is the worst moment of my life

>>37117094
This was recent wasn't it underagefag?

>>37117335
You sound pathetic anon. You're sperg in because some people had sex and you didn't and your oneitis who is probably barely aware that you exist went and got fucked by some other guy. Grow up

>>37117335
second moment

>21, recently dropped out of college
>coming home from work(11pm) after shit day
>its pouring down raining hard, almost flooding
>can barely see the road
>car decides to be a piece of shit and overheat
>had to drive to the side of the road and pour water in the tank to cool it
>get soaked in the process
>car still wont turn on
>call dad and ask him for help
>just tells me he'll look at it in the morning and keep driving
>the fuck
>fast forward 1 hour, car still not running
>figure im going to just have to sleep on the side of the road
>realize phone battery is dead too, so i cant even call someone to tow it
>give car one last start
>finally cranks up

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>>37117335
im sorry about that dude that must really suck anon that must really really suck

>>37117471
>car stopped working and I got wet fixing it :(
Yeah you're pathetic lol

>>37117518
>>37117509
>>37117462
What's with all the underage shitposters lately?

>>37117542
Not underage. He's just pathetic. Did you mistake 4chan for your hugbox?

>>37113423
>be mildly lactose intolerant throughout my life

Same here, started around end of middle school, but didn't realize I was becoming lactose intolerant (very common among Asians). I used to let out multiple little sharp farts throughout the day.

The girls in the class used to call them Chinese Firecracker farts.

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>>37115216
little misleading to just say 65% of humans, it varies wildly by genetics

>>37113442
why not switch schools?

or were there other reasons to leaving?

>>37117569
>Not underage.
That's what every underage kid says.
You're a child.

>Today
>20
>Finally diagnosed bipolar some time ago after being admitted a couple of times
>Parents divorced when 15
>Parents divorced yet again today
>I trust no one
>I will never marry someone after watching this play out twice
>I just want to take all my meds at once and go for a nice long walk

>>37117598
:^) stay mad pathetic loser

>>37113482
Ohio Anon here, can also confirm Ohio is a Hell hole.

>No Orignalis Poastus

>>37115216
I'm not lactose intolerant but everytime I drink water before or after drinking milk my stomach hurts. Why is that?

>>37114607
and why didn't you shoot it up, Anon-senpai?

All throughout High School since everyone thought I was mentally challenged, got locked in a room for four years straight for fuck all apparent reason.

>>37115131
Are you the same guy from yesterday's thread?

>>37113242
every day is worse than the last.

So yeah. There is that.

>Today
>Haven't slept properly in weeks
>Have eczema
>Having a massive allergic reaction to something in my house
>Dunno what
>Nothing helps
>Skin completely red like burns, neck, breasts, back, stomach, buttocks and inner thighs weeping and bright red
>Night sweat makes it worse
>Hurts a lot to move, thickened skin moving up my face
>Haven't gone out for more than an hour in 2 weeks
>This has been going on since Jan
>Generally an optimistic person but reaching the end of what I can handle
>Nobody will ever love me because of my skin.

>About to spend another night sobbing and clawing my own skin off.

>>37115058
>get out of the shade or I'll get sick
I don't understand

>>37115949
fuck you

oregonally, of course.

>>37113242
now

oregineli reginalo genele kekekeke loolollollol b urself

>>37117542
its getting warm in here, anon

>>37113752
>getting this triggered over milk

>>37117611
>I just want to take all my meds at once and go for a nice long walk
damn that sounds nice
on the other hand, quite a shitty ending to 60 trillion years of evolution

>>37113423
>sent to principal's office
fucking lost at this line, damn

>>37113442
did you kill her?

orishinallllll

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>>37113453
>tfw spic
>can drink milk and eat ice cream with no problemo
>don't eat the crap

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unplugging the life support from my mother i accidently killed

>>37117801
>breasts
You just had to subtly hint you were a girl didn't you, roastie? Go away.

>>37118290
>Morbidly obese men don't have breasts
considering he said he has night sweats I think that's more likely
>>37118258
How did you kill her?

>be 10
>on way to school
>mom stops car by side of road
>my dog is laying by the side of the road cause he got hit by a car
>stay there and watch while my grandpa comes to put beloved pet down with shotgun
>cry uncontrollably
>mom drops me off at school
>cry all day, all other kids stare and laugh at me

>>37118315
long story short i made her drink dayquil because she was sick and i didnt know she had liver failure. if you have liver problems taking cough medicine kills you, it says so on the bottle

i cried more than anybody else in that room that night.

>>37118377
>mom makes you go to school after seeing that
heartless

>>37117801
>Nobody will ever love me because of my skin.
Can you suck a dick? I'll love you.

>>37117801
Post a picture of yourself [if you're an adult, of course] (clothed or naked). We'll be the judge of that, femanon!

>>37114607
fuck that bro i woulda started taking fucking swings just savage those faggots

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>elementary school (I can't remember the exact year because all of my childhood is a blur punctuated with particularly good or bad memories)
>was really squeamish and always ate lunches from home except for school chicken
>friday, chicken day. eating my chicken fingers and being a happy little kid
>decide to try the bread roll that came with my chicken
>it's stale
>disgustingly stale
>so stale that I immediately feel sick
>ask patrolling lunch lady if I can go to the bathroom
>"class is in 10 minutes just wait"
>longest 10 minutes of my life
>have to stand in line with the other kids slowly moving forward holding onto my tray to throw it into the trash
>the kid in front of me mixed all his food together in a disgusting slurry, it stinks like shit, feel like I'm going to throw up
>turn to the girl behind me and ask if she can throw my tray away for me, I'm panicking, tell her that I'm going to throw up and ask if she can please stack my styrofoam tray onto hers so I can run to the bathroom
>ew gross no, just throw it away, etc.
>throw up all over my tray, it pools in it
>turn around and throw my tray at the girl behind me
>run out of the lunchroom while she's screaming, other kids are laughing
>get my first and only referral, parents called, etc.
>known as the kid who puked on a girl for the rest of elementary school
>noone talks to me

>>37117801

My flaky brethren, I have psoriasis and it pisses me off especially since I live in a country, UK, which doesn't help with weather and humidity to alleviate it. I definitely think I might be allergic to the dog or some sort of material in the house since it clears up instantly whenever I'm at my holiday home overseas.

The moment I became a zygote

>>37117670
t.12yearoldfag

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>years ago
>high school
>have friends
>inb4 reee gtfo
>play guitar
>friends tell me band wants to scout me
>go with them to bar with equipment
>no band
>never was one
>open mic night
>signed me up
>my turn
>hold in the sperg and do my best
>play intro to BYOB by soad
>just the intro
>all I know
>start playing random chugs
>friend spergs up and wants to cover rack city
>do improv chords
>he only knows half the fucking song
>didnt know there was more
>booed off stage
>permanent stage fright and anxiety now

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>>37118609
>8th grade
>never really talked to anyone, had maybe one or two other people that I would speak to on a semi regular basis but other than that I was just "the kid that never talked"
>out of the blue get called out of class to an assistant principals office
>walk in, see three school administrators glaring at me
>I can immediately tell that they already think I'm guilty of whatever it is I'm accused of
>they tell me that I've been accused by a female student of groping her, and that she positively identified me
>ask who said I did it, they say they can't tell me. ask where it supposedly happened, they can't tell me, etc.
>"did you or did you not touch her"
>deny everything, they're not getting in my face but they basically have me surrounded looking over my shoulder and telling me to fess up
>deny everything, am tearing up because nothing like that had ever happened to me before
>they let me go back to class eventually
>everyone asks what I got called in for, don't say a word
>the next morning, despite that meeting supposed to be confidential everyone at school knows about it and I'm given dirty looks a bunch
>finally she changes her story, and it turns out I couldn't have been at the bathroom where she said she was groped because I was an autist that sat alone in the library during lunch
>they never ask me about it again but everyone at school thinks I'm a molester

>>37118790
>even children think you're a pathetic loser
Wow senpai maybe hang yourself

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>>37113242
>Highschool, grade 9
>Lining up inside classroom waiting for the bell
>Smell like like for some reason, I had a bad habit of not eating lunches and leaving in locker
>Locker smells like ass and puke
>Kid says you smell like puke infront of everyone

Various things like this happened throughout school.

>>37113752
>I'm white British actually
Isn't it standard operating procedure for you guys to put milk in your tea?

I threatened to kill this kid at the end of ninth grade and got bakeracted.

>>37113567
>stupid bitch humiliates herself by throwing a tantrum in front of class
>worst moment of YOUR life
???

>>37117159
you're not a virgin just because you didn't jizz anon

I had massive depersonalization and could barely form thoughts and felt like an inanimate object.

>>37115949
Jej'd at your story, brother

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>I use to collect schoolyard dirt in plastic bags
>this dirt was very fertile and was sowed with fast-growing grass seeds
>I'd fill up plastic tubs with this dirt at home
>within a few days, the tub would be overflowing with these grasses
>I'd water them everyday so they'd grow up healthy
>I planted the grasses in some garden beds and the front lawn was covered by luscious green leaves within a month
>I'd be bullied for carrying bags of dirt around school all day
>girls would gossip and make up false rumours
>nobody would talk to me
>mfw I never knew how autistic I acted

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>>37120087
Another story.

>as part of a school project, seniors would pair up and teach a junior about school life
>the junior need to piss, so we went to the urinals
>i stood at the back of the bathroom, while my partner and the junior took a piss
>the junior looked at his wang and said
>"you have a big one"
>we all chuckled
>I bent my whole body around to look at my partner's cock for some reason
>but he turns around and stares at me
>I look at him dead in the eyes for a full second
>I look away at the floor for the rest of the toilet break
>we never talked again after the project


>there was another time a girl started crying and pissed herself on the carpet and everyone just got up and stared at her while she sat there in tears and urine

>>37113453
I'm "white" (mix between spaniard and italian, maybe some native american, im not sure), and I can drink as much milk as I want.

>>37115717
Louis Braille?

>>37113242
Seeing my mother die. She had cancer. Sat by her bed for a week and had to watch her die.

>>37121533
Are you happy that roastie bitch is dead?

>>37121575
I hope you will suffer the same way someday. But i guess you will be alone.

>>37121533
i'm sorry, cancer is so sad. the fact that this is inevitably going to happen to both my parents is too much sometimes.

>>37118822
Holy fuck this makes me angry anon

>>37115343
Honestly anon i feel you. I dont mind being gay but i really want to distance myself from that community. As you said its just a trait that i have, it doesn't define me as a person.

>>37113482
Toledobro here, fuck this black heart of a state

Taking my grandpa home to his apartment after Christmas at my parents house. He was 78 so I was already close to the door when he got out of the car. I turned around and saw him trip on a curb and fall flat on his face onto concrete. I'm a skelly so I was struggling to hold him up and fumble my phone out of my pocket to call 911. It only took about 5 minutes for an ambulance to get there but hearing him moan and scream in agony felt like years. The whole time he was telling me not to call an ambulance because his wife died years ago in the same hospital he was taken to, he never trusted doctors since but I had no other choice, he couldn't fucking walk.

After he was taken to the hospital it was found out he broke his hip and they did surgery on him. The surgery itself was successful but he died 2 days later due to complications of the surgery.

I still feel guilt over his death, I feel it was my fault for not helping the old man get out of the car first instead of bolting straight for the door to unlock it.

He was the nicest man I ever knew in my life and he didn't deserve to go out like that. I still have dreams regularly where he's still alive and it fucking kills me when I wake up.

>Be me, 17 year old in basic training at Fort Benning
>Have had suicidal thoughts for years, figured joining army would make it better
>Start to have suicidal thoughts again around week 4
>I get super depressed because I was weak as shit and never got stronger
>One day I tell my battle buddy that I wanna fucking shoot myself at the range
>Get reported to DS
>put on suicide watch that night
>Next day at range after placing our shit down I get stuck sitting around for a while
>end of the day someone finds a bullet about 10 feet from my bag
>Proceed to get questioned/thoroughly searched by multiple DS
>In front of the entire goddamn company
>Everyone staring at me as all my shit gets torn apart
I could feel everyone watching me and I swear to god I wanted to die more in that instant than ever before

>mom and (step)dad had recently broken up
>mom takes me to her friends house and leaves to do adults business
>wait for hours, bored
>finally mommy arrives
>run to her
>she tells me dad is dead
>tears immediately rolling down my cheecks
>ask her he isnt really dead, right
>she says he is

also finding my grandma dead and me and my siblings taken to custody on the same day

>>37121992
I have some reassuring thoughts for you my friend. The average human lifespan is 77 years. That means your grandpa Old Man Jenkins lived a full year more than usual. He likely would have croaked soon after anyway, and even if he didn't, being that old is awful, the suffering of joint pain and incontinence.

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fuck it hurts me even typing this
>13 years old
>7th grade
>at friends house
>truth or dare
>qt says she thinks im cute
>dunno what to do never even flirted with a girl
>laugh it off
>friend says we should be boyfriend and girlfriend
>she agrees and forces me into saying yes
>WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
>autism kicks in
>not sure if it was a joke or serious
>she's sleeping on the air mattress i'm sleeping on the couch
>she asks me to lay next to her
>i do it
>she keeps fucking with me saying that she sees a ghost behind me
>autism kicks in x10
>actually believe theres a fucking ghost
>call mom to bring me home because im scared that theres a fucking ghost in the house
>never talk to girl again

>>37122109

Yeah, and I was told that people at that age who get hip replacements don't live much longer anyway, a couple years tops, I just wish he didn't go out the way he did

>>37122141
HAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHA
Sorry I mean:
Love ways are strange

>>37122012
Hahahahha fuck you though
I hated getting woken up for extra firewatch to watch you faggots sleep

>>37114591
wow that is an intense painful memory, dont worry, its over now. things will get better.

>>37117335
I hope you never had any more contact with these people after that. Total fucking subhumans.

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>dat moment when you realize you missed your chance with your oneitis and you'll never have another opportunity

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>Knew girl in school
>Get back together in college
>Almost date
>Don't
>She cucks me for another guy
>Fall out, catalyses my crippling anxiety due to the fact she was embarrassed to be seen with me
>Start talking to another girl
>Autistic
>Almost date
>Don't
>Get cucked again

>sophomore year of highschool
>play WoW every waking moment of my life when not in school
>eating and sleeping as little as possible due to WoW addiction
>get extremely dark, heavy bags under eyes due to this
>one day the photo club starts taking pictures of everyone at lunch while we're eating
>takes my picture
>later in the year the school gets called to the auditorium and slideshow of all these pictures get played on projector screen
>a picture of my face at lunch comes on the screen with my heavy eye bags in full view
>a large portion of the audience gasps and blurts out things like "oh my god!" At my pic
>self confidence is shattered to this day 12 years later even though my eye bags are nowhere near as bad as they used to be

WoW. Not even once.

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>taking my morning shit at work
>sister calls me, but I don't answer
>sister texts me that my dad died

I became a NEET shortly after and stopped enjoying life in general.

>>37122242
Believe me, I could pretty much feel most of the guys in my platoon staring me down after that, up until they sent me home like a week later

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>>37113242
>somehow get accused of rape by some some stacy
>my only friends eventually heard about it
>"anon dont talk to us anymore, and dont come to out LAN parties you fucking rapist"
>heartcrushed.png
>a few days later a detective comes to talk to me
>tell her my alibi
>they basically couldnt prove i did anything
>throw me out of school anyway
>have to take bus to a really ghetto area miles away from old school
>get mugged twice
>switch schools to another ghetto school
>become a pothead
>still no friends
>mugged again
>start going to an alternative "Adult School"
>drop out


Maybe not my worst moment, but jesus all of that happened in maybe a little over a year, fucked up my chances of ever having a real career, and i never made any connections to other human beings after that again.
>tfw im a rapist
>tfw still a virgin
This is the worst feel.

>>37113567
I remember this one girl was assigned to sit next to me in a computer lab and her friend audibly 'mouthed' to her "sorry" and that she felt so bad for her. The girl in question blushed hard and put her head down. I don't even know why I'm still alive, life isn't pleasant sometimes.

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>>37114607
Every time a girl says "ew" a school shooter earns his wings desu.

>>37115949
Haha nigga came thru wit DAT gudgud greentext boi.

>>37117801
I had to go to the ER a couple months ago because it hurt to move from all my eczema, just covered in patches and it was hell. Human skin was a mistake.

>>37121992
damn that's depressing. sorry

>>37122416
You never got cucked, because you never dated her in the first place. To get cucked you need to be in some kind of relationship. You're lower than a cuck.

>>37122416
Dude that was me exactly but when I was in high school. That's basically when my life got set on the current trajectory of extreme cynicism and depression it's on now.

>>37114607
MALIGNANTLY USELESS
orogonol

>>37122141
And people think autists shouldn't be euthanised for the of themselves and everyone around them

>>37123221
For the good of themselves*

>>37114672
maybe it was unrelated to you? she just had some bad news or was late for something?

>7th grade
>waiting outside the science class door with a qt punk girl and her beta orbiter
>drop my pencil next to her feet, bend over to get ut and let out a wet fart
>barely manage to keep myself from melting from embarrassment
>come up with an idea to distract her from my fart
>get up and begin smashing my head with my text book over and over
>after 30 seconds abruptly stop and look straight ahead with my most stoic expression
>"anon are...you okay ?"
>"huh ?........oh...yea Im cool"

>>37117580
Wtf? I'm Ethiopian and can drink milk just fine. If you can't digest milk then there's something wrong with you, humans have been doing it for thousands of years.

>>37120087
Fuck them. Do what makes you happy and fuck anyone who thinks you're weird for doing so.

>>37118804
HOLY FUCK ANON that's rough. In grade 9 I sang toxicity and byob in front of my school for the talent show. I wasn't an amazing or bad singer but everyone loved it. Not a single strand of spaghetti spilled that day. I wasn't the most popular kid either. I was headbanging and screaming not caring what anyone thought. Shit was so cash even the teachers were giving me fist bumps and actually liked it.

If I saw you with your band I would applaud you and tell everyone else to go fuck themself. Godspeed

>>37117801
I also have eczema. Thought it was spelled xma for ages.

>>37123967
What the fuck is wrong with you, are you literally retarded ?

>>37117462
Even if this is just an ironic shitpost I still hate you so goddamn much.

Absolute worst? Hard to say, this is pretty bad;
>year 9 (14 yrs old)
>at school
>Girl1 approaches me
>not a friend but we're on the same bus
>"Hey Anon, Girl2 likes you"
>she walks off
>thought that was since I've weird never even spoken to Girl2
>actually think she's kind of a snarky bitch
>meh.jpg
>tell both my friends what happened
>they decide to play matchmaker even though I said dont
>she walks up to where I was
>"why would I like you?" was all she said
Hand to God, my brain actually deleted whatever happened next. Knowing me I probably said nothing and was super embarrassed.

>Gayfag
>Not popular, at the bottom of the rung in terms of popularity, not bullied at least and I have some friends
>Have crush on pretty popular guy. He's popular because he's pretty short and cute and innocent and stuff
>He's like the 'adorable' one
>He ends up befriending one of my friends at like 15
>So we end up talking and stuff
>He starts sitting next to be in a lesson
>At 16
>Come out to friends
>They ask who I like
>I tell them
>It spreads around the school
>Everyone knows
>School councillor has to call me in to talk to me about it and ask if I'm ok and it's really humiliating and stuff and I have to deny everything and call it a vicious rumour
>That guy looks at me like I'm vile
>Avoids me like the plague
>Bullied for it.

And I've never come out since. After school I cut all contact with everyone and started fresh.

>>37113242
Couple years ago when I was still in high school
>16 years old
>junior year
>just a few days left in the year, been pretty miserable for most of high school
>in sociology
>it's my second to last class of the day
>just waiting for it to be over, listening to music to pass the time in my headphones
>notice everyone staring at me, don't think much of it, people had been staring at me for years at this point
>"Anon we can hear your music"
>for some reason this makes me sperg out
>get up to leave
>teacher stops me
>"where are you going anon?"
>I say "to punch the wall in the bathroom until my hands bleed, that's how I relieve stress"
>entire class hears, they all think I'm crazy now
>I leave to go punch the walls
>come back with my hands all fucked up
>don't remember that the girl I like was in that class until I get back and have already made myself look like a spaz
>go home for the day
>never been closer to ending it all than that day
>couldn't even get high to deal with it, on probation at the time

Fuck high school, worst time of my life

>>37127065
damn that fucking sucks. hope it gets better for you anon

Being kicked off a flight for being to fat on my way to Disney world

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>>37114107
That hits way too close to home

>>37127258
Boogie is that you?

>>37117801
Anon, I went through this hell for years when I was about 16-17. I feel so bad for you. Your skin WILL heal. Go to doctors and get steroid creams, moisturisers and antihistamines. You may need antibiotics to as it sounds like the skin could be infected (happened to me a lot). In the mean time, DONT have hot showers, cool quick showers only. Wear loose clothing made from something natural like cotton and whatever you do DONT scratch. Moisturize the shit out of your skin. You can do this.

>>37127241
I knew he was straight and we'd never end up together so I never pursued it and never intended to. In fact I never even intended to like talk to him or be friends with him, he just so happened to get to know one of my more normie friends. Then when they went to get something from a printer once, he small talked.

So the look of disgust from him and stuff like I was hunting him down or preying on him or was trying to get in his pants sucked.

>>37117914
Not that anon but it'd be cooler in the shade and moms always tell you if you get too cold/stay wet in the cold you'll end up sick
I don't know why but it's usually ended up being true for me

>>37117274
>traumatised having to get your own textbook
>missing the point this much
Are you going through the thread purposely misunderstanding why these stories are damaging? I swear there's a shitpost just like yours on every story.

>>37127065
I hope some day you can come out anon, it's a pretty accepting world now, as long as you don't live in like the southern states or a country where it's still looked down on to be gay

>someone reaches out to shake my hand
>accidentally grab their thumb instead

>>37114375
I have a similar-ish one to you

>be me
>stoner for a few years
>can feel the psychosis slowly coming on but don't think much of it
>one night do a shit load of a stimulant and fap for hours on end
>suddenly pychosis hits like a train
>awake for 3 days straight afterwards schizing out and coming down
>even go to work like this (this wasn't actually that bad somehow, I have no idea how I pulled it off)
>few days later there's a NYE party
>take MD at party
>rambling on about my delusions to people
>lie down in the middle of the floor and start (badly) singing songs that I keep putting on
>every time someone would put on something else I would change it back to whatever I was listening to
>basically a total weirdo the whole night
>every conversation I have ends in the person looking at me weirdly and walking away

It was kind of a fun night at the time because I was fucked up both on MDMA and insanity (insanity's a helluva drug) but looking back it's pure cringe.

>>37122613
>living my nightmare
I'm so fucking sorry anon.

>>37113242
When the military rejected me on the account of my blood disorder.

>>37128984
I went full schitzo man, thought my tv had a camera and that I was continuously being live streamed to the world. Some days I thought I was the antichrist, some days I thought the illuminati was after me, other days I can't even remember the crazy shit I was thinking. I couldn't even go out in public without having some weird breakdown happen. Shit sucked :(. Glad we're not still there bro

>aged 13
>in class
>teacher asks us to gather at the front
>standing for ages
>feel breathless and dizzy
>people look at me strange
>think i'm going to faint
>suddenly projectile vomit all over teachers desk and other people
>people scream and run to back of class
>start crying
>go home
>made fun of even now 5 years later

>>37130399
>some days I thought the illuminati was after me
>Some days I thought I was the antichrist
MY FUCKING ANTICHRIST NIGGER
I switched between Antichrist and christ for a while I wasn't sure which one but I had the same delusion that the illuminati were looking for me because I "had awoken"

>Glad we're not still there bro
Amen. Shit was fucked.
So weird to think that it all made so much goddamn sense at the time. The fuck were we thinking?

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>>37113242
>Be in failing relationship
>gf won't have sex with you for what seems like months
>go with gf to friends house
>have suspicion that gf is flirting with friends roommate behind my back
>be sitting at kitchen table with her and the roommate watching videos
>completely forget like the sperg you are, you searched 'how to get your girlfriend to have sex with you' for advice days before
>accidentally hit H in he address bar and the search pops up
>shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.jpg
>cold sweats
>try to laugh it off as gf makes snide comment and the roommate sits there grinning in surprise

I almost killed myself that night. Still get PTSD thinking about it

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>>37113442
I had worse.

>12 year old
>Puked on a popular kid
>I was kinda tall and intimidating so nobody ever bullied me but they made jokes behind my back
>still thinking about it 10 years later

im kinda happy I puked on that asshole because he was a dick anyway

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>be me in highschool
>school is organizing a trip to a ski resort and some other shit
>don't wanna go because I hate skiing and the trip is quite expensive
>friends urge me to go otherwise the trip would get canceled due to not enough people signing up
>i decide to go
>it's trip day and I am super sick(sneezing,sore throat)
>really don't want to go but parents would be mad if didn't after spending all that money
>decide to drink 3 MUGS of tea, thinking it would help with the flu
>have a huge fight with parents before going because of some trivial shit
>get into buss
>teacher scolds me for being late
>the buss is fully packed wtf.jpg, so much for that not enough people going bullshit
>have to stay on my feet almost half the trip because no more seats
>get call from parent, argue some more
>frustration is rising
>eventually get a seat in the back of the buss
>starting to get motion sickness
>"The next stop will be soon, I can hold it."
>I CAN'T HOLD IT
>want to tell driver to stop but I'm in the back of the buss and everyone is talking loudly
>too late
>puke pure (tea) liquid everywhere
>buss stops
>driver has to clean up my mess
>everyone is making fun of me
>they say my puke smells fruity
>trip lasts 3 days
>feel like absolute shit every single second because now I have a fever
>didn't go to school for 2 weeks
>never went to another trip ever again
>worst days of my life

>>37115644
>wait I give off body heat?
>who'da thunk it

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>>37113242
my mom stopped paying for my World of Warcraft account...

>>37117462
>you're sperg in
Tf?
Pretty sure you're the sperg, dumb fuck

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>>37113242
at birth when my penis was mutilated

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>>37113453
>>37115216
shitskin cope is best cope

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>>37113453
>You're not lactose intolerant, you're a normal fucking human being.

White people are more evolved confirmed

>>37127065
>They ask who I like
>I tell them
This was your problem, not coming out as gay. Do you think straight guys can openly say who they like without consequences?

>>37127065
That guy is the true faggot, you're too good for him

I'm not even gay but people should respect you....

People are fucking mean

>>37130866
>cope
h'm

>>37117274
You're an absolute faggot

Do the world a favor and end it already

>16 years old
>highschool drop out
>no friends, just play runescape all day
>no motivation for anything in life
>one day read story about some guy who travelled around the world hitchhiking without spending any cash on travel expenses
>become obsessed with running away from home and becoming a vagabond
>devise a plan
>I'd take the train from my hometown near rotterdam, the netherlands to berlin and from there on out just go wherever the wind takes me
>leave when my parents are at work
>end up in berlin, just start walking
>middle of the night, cold as fuck
>eventually encounter a subway station and ride to an airport near the outskirts of the city
>take the bus from there to some remote countryside village
>walk along the countryside paths until I stumble upon an overcrossing over the autobahn
>somehow decide it'd be a good idea to decent it and walk along the autobahn with my thumb held high hoping someone would pick me up
>started to walk
>people started honking
>some opened their windows to yell at me, probably wondering what the fuck I was doing walking next to the fucking autobahn
>biggest shame I've ever felt in my life
>eventually some polish couple picks me up
>allow me to travel all the way with them all the way to warsaw
>turns out pretty much no one speaks english there
>spend a few nights on the polish streets
>feeling more isolated then ever before, being stuck in a foreign country where no one knows me and where no one can understand me
>eventually break down and go to the police because I just wanted to go back home again
>they call my parents and put me in juvenile hall until they'd arrive to pick me up
>spend two nights there until the finally arrived
>they were mad as fuck
>drove me back home, pretty much no words were said on the way back
>besides my parents no one even realised I was gone
>resume playing runescape 24/7

I don't even feel like I exist anymore.

>>37113453
This guy is actually right.

Even most white people are lactose intolerant.

"I can drink milk" does not mean you are necessarily lactose tolerant. If you have consumed dairy all your life, then you would not know what it is like to not consume it. And a lot of lactose intolerance cases are asymptomatic.

Most of you faggots haven't had legitimately bad shit happen to you. There are some really bad ones like the dude who accidentally killed his mother or the other guy who was kicked out of school for a false molestation accusation, but come on if shit like your girlfriend finding out you wanna get her to have sex with you makes you wanna neck yourself, perhaps you aren't fit for this life.

>>37131190
fuck you buddy

Aborigine

>Be me
>Year 7, 11 years old
>Half way through school year, diagnosed with depression from no friends and divorced parents
>One day, students get day off because of teacher training
>Have not heard because nofriends.jpg
>Hear someone mention it
>looking forward to no school
>Chad in my class tells me it's only for certain students, and I still need to come in
>Wake up 6:00 AM
>Take 45 minute train journey in British midwinter
>Get to school, no-one there
>Go back home
>Cry

>>37131190
"Because other people have worse shit happen to them means you can't get upset at your own shit"

neck yourself bud

>>37131190
Welcome to r9k, where people go to find meaningless affirmation for their shallow problems as an excuse for their laziness and unwillingness to make anything of their lives.

>>37118827
>admitting to underage fagging

banbanbanbanbanban

>>37127173
Wow youre literally an autist

>>37131399
Probably yeah

oregano

>>37116758
im so sorry anon, I feel you

>>37130692
I'm sorry

Are you Swedish by any chance?

>>37113567
shouldve patted the chair beside you and winked or some shit.

>>37131710
nah
romanian

My brother is one of the reasons why my life is so shitty, he literally caused my most traumatic experience of my life
>muh crush
>SHES 3 years older than me
>talk about asking her out to my parents
>decide that my autism went too far this time and won't do it
>INSTEAD
>sitting on my crush's porch with all of our friends
>my brother goes "hey brother weren't you gonna say something to her :))))))"
>I respond "WHATTTTTT NO"
>she's convinced we're shit talking her behind her back
>in the end I'm forced by my brother to get rejected by her
>he's literally 12 at the time
Tfw my brother made me look like a retard and ruined my ability to talk to women permanently
Siblings are fucking trash

fag enables need to leave

>Birthday
>Thought my family wasn't in
>Time to fap
>Open folders, start jacking off
>I hear giggling and a lighter
>I hear the first note
>ohshit.jpg
>"Haaaappy Biirrrrthdaaay-"
>22 family members walk in on me jacking off to a loli
i want to die

>>37118822
girlsbeinggirls.png

>Grandma calls me and my cousins upstairs
>one cousin says "i'm winning i'm winning"
>I yell "NO YOU'RE NOT"
>Kicks cousin down the steps
>Cousin falls and hits face on the table leg near the steps
>"WHAT THE FUCK ANON"
>Cries and gets left behind as everyone goes to the hospital
this about 10 years ago and i'm only 15 so there's more to come

>>37133494
So the worst moment in your life is you kicking someone?
Get the fuck out underage fag.

>>37113242
The worst moment in my life is right now with my house full of people I don't want to be here but I also don't want to be an asshole to.

>>37113242
>senior year
>break between classes
>spends break time in bathroom since I don't know what else to do
>principal knocks on door
>outside the bathroom stalls all my teachers are speaking
>principal slowly walks me to his office
>"you've been looking depressed anon"
>talks to me for thirty minutes
>principal walks me to class
>everyone looks at me as I walk in staring at the floor
>people I never talked to ask me "how do you do anon" for the rest of the year

>>37130825

There's money to be made from circumcision. Beauty companies, and what not. The doctors don't care about the pain (they don't use anesthetics) because you won't remember.

Fucking doctors. "Oh it's better for the kid it keeps them clean." So you're telling me Europe which is "muh civilized" is full of cheese dicks? Well the French...hon hon hon.

But yeah be strapped down screaming while some asshole doctor snips away. But you know, fuck it "just man up bruh". Then these bastards have the gall to call female genital mutilation horrific but male circumcision is okay. Both are fucking middle eastern desert religion practices and neither should be done.

>>37133494
>only 15
MODS GET THIS UNDERAGE NORMAL FAG OFF MY BOARD

best of luck in life though, try to not become like the rest of us here

>>37134402
I'm 18
Do I even belong here

>>37122141
Jesus fuck anon you're retarded
She wasn't even acting bitchy like other stories
You being a retard screwed it up

>>37122613
I FUCKING HATE GIRLS AAAAAAHHHHH
YOU THINK CALLING RAPE IS A JOKE

>>37134516
leave this place while you can and dont come back , enjoy life or do something to distract yourself but keep away from this god forsaken place

if you look into the abyss the abyss stares back

>>37118822
Sue the school district for defamation. Oh wait, shit I don't think you can do that?

>>37120285
Its natural to look at the point of interest without further thought. Its weird the kid commented on his dick in the first place not your fault, its just reactionary.

>>37113242
>stalking a girl
>she blocks me on everything
>hack into her email account
>immediately regret what I've done
>beg her not to call the cops
>leave her alone forever
It's been five years and I still can't believe I did that.

ifjvn

>>37121992
Its not your fault, we all slip up.

>>37118377

>putting a dog down with a shotgun

wtf lmao wouldnt it like explode just use a handgun wtf

>>37122419
Man people just aren't self aware. I swear...

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>>37122613
Anon, go out with a bang, take as many of them with you as you can. You deserve that much. Or maybe go the antihero route and suicide bomb a drug cartel.

>>37127065
I feel like this is a two way street, you come out and make yourself vulnerbale, the whole school knows who you like and now that guy feel very uncomfortable because others might think he is gay aswell, out casting him and stunting his potential for a gf.

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>>37113242
>Be me
>Moving across town
>Girl in my class lives in the same neighborhood
>I tell her
>She starts sobbing
>Her friends console her
>Mfw

>>37117674
Try living in iowa

>starts arguing with dad
>lose control of myself
>tells him he's pice of shit
>he kills himself next day bcs of that
>gg now everyone including myself hates me

>>37131246
>the worst thing that happened in your life is going to school on an off day
must have a great life

>>37118401
sincerely, get help

>>37113242
when my 13-yr-old boyfriend said i was too old for him

>fatass kid during the worst possible years of a kid's life (middle school)
>always get called fatty, got scooped a lot, made fun of during PE
Being the fat kid sucked ass

>>37130485
Same with the Christ/antichrist thing. I try not to think about it anymore desu. I know it was drug induced. Only thing that bothers me is the money spent on getting out of it... 40+ grand

>>37113482
How come I don't get the runs from from dairy products then, smart ass? Your lactose intolerant and I'm not.

They're too numerous to count.

>When my bipolar sister purposefully woke me up at 3 a.m. for and challenged me to a fight for no reason the night before my SATs, just because she hated me
>When I confided in my bipolar sister that I was struggling with drug addiction, and told her that I wouldn't speak to her ever again if she told my parents. Within 4 hours, she told my parents and informed me -- in clear terms -- that she did it only because she hated me. (I followed through. I'm now 32 and haven't spoken to her in 12 years.)
>My numerous overdoses. Can't count or remember them all.
>Almost getting knifed in the Bronx by a crazy homeless dude at 2 a.m. while I was high on LSD
>That feeling of telling yourself you'll quit if you just live through the night, only to get high in the morning
>Going sober alone
>Having my girlfriend of 6 years, who I deeply loved, dump me to fuck another guy
>Secretly fucking 3 of her best friends as revenge. I honestly didn't want to have sex with those women and wasn't interested in them. It felt bad.
>Almost getting shot in the Middle East as a child

My life kind of sucked. At least I'm sober and rich now.

>>37121992
I completely understand you feel guilty over this. In your head you must have gone over the situation a thousand times already. Remembering how your grandpa, blurred in a drug induced haze, thought to himself "I told him, not to this hospital, it's just a broken hip, you can drive me anywhere but there". But still, he chose to keep it to himself, out of pity, because he cared about the love and opinions of others. You know what anon, I could end it here and make you feel guilty. But remember that this is just bad luck. Your grandpa was 78 years old, complications are likely to occur at that age. You did what was best for your grandpa at the time, you had no indication something like this would happen and doing nothing was likely not an option. In fact, I bet the only reason you called for an amberlamps was because you did it out of love for your grandpa. The consequences of the surgery are not yours to bear as you had no way of foreseeing them, simple as that. There is only one scenario in which you should feel guilt and that is if you knew the doctor was a woman or a nigger. In that case, baka familia.

>>37136574
Are you amir from GTA IV ?

>>37136727
Haha, unfortunately not. Sadly, it's all real.

Couple others I overlooked:
>Having my first fiance break off our marriage because I was a high mess, and she really wanted to fuck one of her male friends (she told me). Shit bummed me out for a long time.
>Going through moderate opiate withdrawal while working 70 hours a week at a big city professional job. I was fucking terrified my coworkers would notice I was literally shitting 8 times a day and had the "flu" for weeks.
>My rock bottom moment: eating rice infested with maggots and bugs, topped with slightly spoiled meat, because I was broke and had literally no other food
>When I was 18, my first girlfriend in life slapped me, cried, and called me a "faggot" the first time we had sex because I got slightly limp for a few minutes before we started (we still had sex just fine -- she did this after). She was crazy. And I was taking SSRI's, which unknown to me made it harder to get erections.
>That time I was shrooming hard and forgot a mid-term was going to happen in 3 hours. I tried to cram, took the test, and bombed it.

>>37127173
>doesnt tell us what he listened to

cmon now anon, tell us

>>37113423
This happened to me too. But i put the blame on some other guy. I honestly belive half the people beleved it was him while the other half belived it was me. Im very beta but that day i was very agressive about this issue. You dont really have to feel bad for him, his life turned out ok.

>>37117159
I did something very similar but i went soft before penetration. How did you menage to calm down and keep yourself hard? And how were you able to find her pussy? (i know this sounds like a joke but i think its the biggest reason as to why i went soft, i just could not find that shit and stick it in)
Also, i was with one week of nofap.

>>37137261
Rings of Saturn, still quite the fan actually

>>37113242
being born and being forced to live this miserable life

>>37137647
Surprised this was an oregano comment

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>>37117518
>Lurks on /r9k/ to find people to call pathetic

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>>37113242
This right here and now is the worst moment

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>>37118609
>turn around and throw my tray at the girl behind me

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>Try to be funny
>end up making a kid cry
everytime

>>37131190
Worst is worst.

Here i go
>highschool anniversary
>never participated but this year i made friends and they pressured me into it
>they put me in an activity that consisted on making a banner for my alliance
>8 alliances had to make the Best banner in an hour with only spray point
>there was a qt in my group that showed genuine interest in me
>the shit stars
>everyone is hurried and busted
>draw and paint the Best i can
>qt is really impressed in my drawing skillz
>feel my testosterone rising
>making the finishing touches realize the Black spray is gone
>looking for it, spotted it on the group besides us
>ask nicely for it
>some nigger chimps out and fucking screams that im calling him a thief
>say that i never said that but this asshole doesnt understand
>tell him that if he doesnt give it back ill tell the teacher
>he shoves me and calls me faggot
>at this point im fucking mad, the qt tells me to calm down but im too fucking angry to listen
>the nigger laughs and shoves me again
>all the testosterone built up to this moment makes me do something ive never done before
>i punch the nigger in the face
>i feel the adrenaline rush as i go full worldstar on him
>when i finished him i stood victorious
>but something felt wrong
>everyone was shocked
>qt was crying and my friends looked pissed
>i didnt understand and as i was being pilled to the principals office i saw how they tried to help the nigger on the floor

Turns out that the spray paint was actually his and the qt put ours in her backpack, they showed me the recipe and all, and to make things worse the dude was the english teachers son, i was the bad guy all along.
From there on i was known as the racist psycho that almost murdered the Black theachers son for literally no reason.
I was suspended for 2 months, forced to pay for the niggers broken nose and jaw and the qt never spoke to me again, at least i didnt lost my friends but the shame i felt that day will haunt me for the rest of my life.

>>37117801
Cory? Is that you?

>>37140758
you deserve it
original

>>37140758
Jesus christ all these typos, i really need to sleep.

>tfw worst moment is so specific you're worried somebody might recognize you and dox you
fuck I need to get this off my chest someday. It's a fucking laugh for you guys, I bet.

>>37115343
So you're complaining that you can't find a normal gay dude? Senpai...

When you find out the girl you've been dating for almost a year is actually a thirteen year old

>>37135317
Kansas life ain't bad partner

>>37113242
>>37113242
First time green texting, or really responding so meh.. what ever.

> Be me, 24 bit of a loner, friendly to all, best friend of none. 6/10 guy, Brit fag.
> Had many fleeting relationships, no real conections.
> Meet 9/10 redhead American girl. She's perfect everything I could every want.
> allthefeels.jpeg
> Hit it off
> Start slow, she's never really dated before.
> Gets intense fast, spend so much time together.
> isthisreal.gif
> Not felt this before, is this it? Am I going to be happy now?
> mfw she says she loves me

Enter Life

> "HAHA like fuck annon"

> wellshit.mpeg

> She has to go back to the good old US of A
> Take her to the aitport, lowest moment of my life.
> How can I just say goodbye and drive away??
> some how do it
> cry like the bitch I am

That's it right? religated to talking via text. the end?

No.

> Still be me, just about coming to terms with things
> Get the chance to move to America!!
> Fuckyes.wav
> Jump on it
> so much work, doing it for her.
> tell her
> she freaks
> arrange to meet, talk about it all
> day finally comes, move to America.
> message her

Enter Life

> HAHA got you motherfucker!

> she has a boyfriend now
> all of my what?!
> "sorry annon we can't meet now"
> try to convince her, talk to her, reason with her
> not happening

> be stuck in America with every girls voice reminding me of her
> I moved here for you!
> mfw I moved half way accross the world to be shot down
sorry for shit green text, half wasted thinking about and typing about this.

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>had to do a meme analysis
>had to present it in class
>spent 2 minutes stuttering through a presentation on Dakimakura dates
>thought it would be funny to end it with "I'll do more research this Valentine's day, heh"
>everyone is just quiet and staring at me

Community college was a mistake. Pic related was the assignment.

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>be 19
>virgin
>one night get fucked up and make out with this ugly fat chick
>take her home
>start to make out in my bed
>we get naked
>ohshitcantgethard.jpg
>end up not fucking
>the next day she tells everyone about it
>feel awful
>get sort of traumatized with it
>now i'm 21 and still haven't penetrated a girl

How fucked am I bots?, it's not like i'm unfuckable, i've caught many girls attention but I fear so much to end up acting like a retard and ruin it all again.
I think I developed some sort of fear to intimacy with people.
I really feel like killing myself everyday. I've never felt guilty until now for being a virgin and I fear time will run out soon.

>>37141126
Just change enough to hide the details.

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>>37134562

pls stop bullying
i already have to live with it

>>37122799
I can't wait until we transcend physical bodies. My local ER has a minimum 10 hour wait time but I'm contemplating it anyway.

>>37128362
Are hot baths bad? Its the only way I can unsieze my skin and stop the chills/pain.

>thanks for being kind about it.

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>>37141736
I actually like the idea of this assignment.
"Memes" may be seen as a joke, but they actually have a large cultural impact and change the way that humans convey information to one another.
Glad somebody is making their students take an objective analysis to memes.

>>37142199
Don't be ashamed anon, I had a similar experience. Invited a fat girl from tinder over. We made out and she gave me head for a bit but I just couldn't keep it up to actually put my dick in her. One of her friends told me later she was pissed off at me about it. I guess I get it, I could have at least returned the favor, but I was so embarassed by losing my hardon that I basically told her to go home and probably hurt her feelings.

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>>37113242
I'm actually experiencing the worst moment of my life right now.
>have rich family
>go to good school
>plenty of people like me
>get complimented on a daily basis
>eat well

>literally am constantly sad
>despite all my advantages and good environment cannot feel happy
>tell this to people
>they tell me to fuck off cause I'm spoiled trash
>the compliments are like knives
>feel like they are only saying these things because they know what they are saying isn't true
>cannot make genuine relationships with people
>the people that like me make me feel like ass
>the people i like don't want to interact with me
>mom tells me i need to be successful with women a lot
>i try and i can't and she just tells me i'm not trying

what the fucking fuck anons, why the hell can't i be happy
i've never felt this constantly sad in my life

>be 11 and ugly
>had 'pretty' friends even though i was probably just a door mat and a clown to them
>be on bus home with said friends (4 of them)
>see a bunch of cute high school guys sitting at the back of the seat
>we decide to play truth or dare
>someone dare me to ask the cute boy out
>say n-no
>one of my pretty friends say "if i do it, will you do it then?"
>cave in
>pretty friend goes up to then and confidently ask him out
>high school boys loudly and uniformly agree she was cute
>my turn
>walking towards group
>barely reaching them, hear the middle one scream "EWWWWWWW NO HER TOO"
>red faced and walk back while the entire group + my friends laugh
>go home and cry

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>>37115644
>y-your seat is warm t-too
kek

>>37122613
>>37135108
Do this.
I'm not even kidding

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>8th grade
>Square dancing unit
>oh shit, here we gooo
>But it's okay, my oneitis is in this class, so I can dance with her!
>Her square rotates into my square
>She's across from me so I am not actually dancing with her
>Fuck
>My partner is an ugly cunt who still manages to be a fucking stacy
>Try to hold hands with her because that's how you fucking square dance
>She shrieks "DON'T TOUCH ME"
>My blood runs cold
>The boys in the group visibly felt second hand embarrassment
>I have to exert every bit of willpower in my body just to stop me from stomping her skull into the gym floor
>She walks over to my oneitis
>Whispers something into her ear
>Don't know what the hell she said, but it made my oneitis avoid me throughout the rest of my middle school and high school years
>She winds up fucking Juan
>Meanwhile the cunt got expelled that same year for getting into a fight
>Never hear from her again

GET FUCKED MEGAN

GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED YOU GODDAMN SOW

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>>37113423
>>37118116

Damn anon, actually lol'd good on that one. Why would a teacher even do that? What was the principal's reaction?

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>>37113242
>be me 16
>obsessed with /pol/
>my aunt is married to a turbo kike
>all the stereotypes in place
>he can't drink and breath at the same time
>be playing monopoly with sister and cousin
>Suddenly i have to pay money to my sister
>AutismMaximumOverdrive.jpg
>OY VEY GOY, NOT MY SHEKELS, IT'S LIKE ANNUDAH SHOAAAAH.
>Nobody gets it
>turn around
>turbo kike is halfway through the room to let us know dinner is ready
>gives me the 1000 miles death stare
>he can't shut it down because i'm family
>The nose knows.