who here /cyborg/

>>37112687
literally me minus the job :(

>>37112792
Hoping one day things will change. Don't know what else I need to do to be honest

>6'4"
>was a fitness model at one point, still objectively very good looking.

BUT
>live with parents
>no gf
>no job
>NEET

>>37112687
you could stop giving a fuck about other people and concentrate on getting the gf or fuck that to and just do shit that makes you happy, we ain't made for the normie life anon, you gotta go solo

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>chad tier looks
>autistic perma virgin

>>37112687

The worst part about being a cyborg is the confusion. Why? WHY is it you can't bond with people?

Its especially painful when you see shit tier normans with tons of friends and hot gfs. It makes absolutely no sense

>>37113159
Exactly my point. Women are supposedly superficial and materialistic but yet all the time I see them with guys that are worse looking than me. Yeah, I can be a little awkward at times but not at autistic tier. I don't get it

>>37112687
Exactly me but then a bit more originandano

Captcha: line, your move

>>37113223
This.Some people even ask me why i dont have a girlfriend despite being attractive.I seriously dont get it.

one day i went out with 2 girls of my group of friends, we got drunk and shit and they told me that i'm the most handsome guy in our group of friends, and they also told me that i was the one who dressed better.
I told them they were only saying it to make me feel good, and they said they actually meant it.
Then i asked, why am I not drowning in pussy then?
And their answer was that it's because i almost don't talk, and that makes me appear very distant to some people, and that i should try to open up more because no one really knows much about me.

So guys, not being a shut-in autist>>>>looks it seems.

>>37113420
Did you take the advice? What changed?

>>37113420
are women really that autistic?jesus christ

>>37113223
>>37113300

You guys described me too. I wonder if we're subtly awkward or super weird in ways we don't realize.

I've consciously worked on my social skills really hard and just don't understand what the problem is.

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>tfw android

>can relate to robots and normies

>can easily make friends with both

>still feel alone because it's all contrived and forced, they're only your friends because you're a good faker

>>37113457
nothing changed senpai, i don't think i can change it, it's just the way i am.
they gave me a huge confidence boost that only lasted during that night though, but i'm still that quiet dude

>>37113568
who /cyborg/ masterrace here?

>>37113498
I used to be a lot more awkward/weird but I've improved a lot and not much has changed for me either

>>37113647
I've basically accepted it at this point too

>>37113568
i'm like this, but i think the best friendships i have are with robots though.
normies are super shallow and drain my energy.

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>>37112687
/cyborg/ here.
I solved the "standoffish" problem by drawing attention to myself by doing and/or talking about some stupid or weird shit. Like suddenly confessing my fetishes, drinking Amol, etc.

When you constatly spill speghtti anyway, you might as well use it to your advantage. It worked surprisingly well on most of my normalfag friends. It didn't cure my awkwardness nor made me desirable for females, but at last made me recognizable. Now they listen to me because they know when I open my mounth, bizzare stuff enuses.

Last Christmass they even wished me I never change that.

>>37112687
Am I a cyborg, android, or robot?

> Good looking
> Can and does get sex easily
> Can talk to strangers, stacies, and chads, easily
> Good grades
> Good hygiene
> reads books

> Afraid of driving, no license
> Cut off contact with family
> racist and sexist
> raped someone and doesn't regret it
> avoids human contact unless forced to or I have something to gain
> browses r9k daily

>>37113420
What the fuck? Fuck that

>>37114001
It kind of just sounds like you may have anti social personality disorder

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>>37114001
That's what this thing was made for.

>>37112687
>>pretty good looking
Unlikely

>average looks
>good hygiene
>6'1'' tall
>university athlete
>7.1"
>university but wagecucking on the side
where did it all go wrong

>>37114097
75, cyborg. Just as I expected

>nice well-paying job
>hygienic
>white
>dress okay. not good but not bad
>not fat
>btw i'm a girl :^) :^)


>shut-in
>browse 4chan daily
>disgusting fetishes
>racist, transphobic, and slightly right-wing
>mean looking face

meh

>>37113568
desu I think an android would be a robot who can physically pass as a normie (as androids are human-looking robots), but at the end of the day, they were simply not built to understand normie ways. I just want to create a new breed of alien to kill all the normies myself

>>37114218
you forgot
>attention whorre

>>37114001
How is reading books a normie thing? Oh wow, I've read all of Pynchon except Against the Day and Bleeding Edge, now my pop-avant-garde sensibilities will make me a hit with the stacies!

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>>37114265
i take what i can get. thanks for the (You)

>>37114218
Location? Be my degenerate fetish gf.

>>37112687
I'm 6'2, job, car, in shape etc etc but no friends live at home and I was on crazy pills for a bit when I was younger.

I keep catching girls mirin. Even today there was one at work who didn't even say hi, but I see her on tiptoes out of the corner of my eye watching me while I'm watching some birds.
Sits down instantly as I turn. Really makes me think.

One day I'll meet assertive gf who wants to play with my hair and tease me but the ones that like tall strapping lads seem rare.

Normie problems.

>>37114065
That sounds about right but I do believe in some human decency. That which can be earned through actions and not by simply being born human. Those who don't strive to better themselves or society are meant to be taken advantage of.

>>37114308
/r9k/ is basically the proto-MGTOW of online right wingers and linked with /pol/. I'm essentially a neo-Nazi and lots are here. Why do you consider your views negative? They're a large advantage over being a dumb thot.

>>37114097
Just calculated it, but I can't remember if I was 34 or 35. I cheated though, since I decided my face is too bland to be attractive, among other things. Pretty sure I scored Slightly Strange last time I tried this

>>37114097
Who /slightlystrange/ here?

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>>37113568
>tfw 99% of my reactions are faked and I forgot what it's like to actually laugh

>>37114269
Not really a normie trait but a positive human trait. There is nothing to be proud of in being a robot.

>>37113941

I've done the same senpai. I got a big tittied kinky girl to like me by doing it but I pussied out when she invited me over to fuck. Oh well, she was a whore anyways

I would rather keep some dignity than be a weird clown all the time

>>37114455
I am, but this stupid game is rigged

BEING FEMALE IS +6 REEEEEEE THAT'S ONLY 2 LESS THAN SEX

>>37114491
Seems pretty accurate. You can't be a robot if you're a girl.

>>37114507
I'm surprised this was original

ba-dum-tss

>>37113300
>>37113223
>>37113159
>>37112687

I've been described as "mysterious" a lot, and apparently that means you're also difficult to approach. I'm just naturally a quiet, introverted person and while I can act like a normie if the situation requires it I don't think it comes off as very genuine, and it's tiring too.

Sometimes I wish someone would just out and tell me that I come of like an asshole, because in the absence of friends or other meaningful social interaction I have to go through life only being able to guess what I'm doing wrong

>>37114585
You're 'aloof', wanker.

>>37114409
because we're talking about blending in with normies, and most normies i meet are into virtue signaling about SJW topics. nobody but my mom likes my racist jokes.

I have come to realization that for men being attractive its almost nothing If you dont have decent social skills. Its not same as woman being an attractive person. Good looking women can be a total bitch or very shy it does not matter. But if you are a good looking man with low self esteem it really does not make it.

>>37113223
those guys probably got good jobs and game / social skills

>>37114650
So don't play their game, if you're a likable person they won't care you lie to the right. Most people don't have to sacrifice their character to blend it.

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>>37112687

Just described me word for word mate

>go out with work
>drinking
>think I'm doing good
>everyone having a good time
>in vino veritas
>"anon you're alright but a bit wierd"
>"yeah a bit of a creep"
>quite hurt
>laugh it off

>>37114001

Whats an Android? Also inb4 newfag I've been here for years and never heard Android

>>37114724
People call me 'shy'. I've been told I give a murder for hire or serial killer vibe.

>>37114585

I can be a normie when the situation requires, but it requires alcohol and a lot of effort.

I've had sex twice in my life by being feigning being a drunk normie and picking up bar sluts. They freaked out at my robotic self when they sobered up. It's exhausting senpai

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>>37112687
I could be a happy normie right now.

I was always the troublemaker kid. Would go out of my way to make people laugh by acting like a moron. Most teachers hated me.
Near the end of middle school (I was 11-12) there was this girl I was OBSESSED with. They just kept leading me on, not rejecting me, until they suddenly decided to "go out" (whatever a relationship for 11 year olds is) with this stupid ugly kid, that was just confident and funny.
Soon after I had lost my normie friends and was completely introverted for the rest of high school. That chubby kid got expelled for having weed a few years into highschool, too.

Sounds dumb and I'm over it now, but i'm the type of person that dwells on any bad experiance for a very long time.

>>37114359
>I'm 6'2, job, car, in shape etc etc but no friends live at home and I was on crazy pills for a bit when I was younger
literally me, down to the height even

>>37114766

Same, when last out for drinks with some fellers after work they jokingly said I was going to shoot up the place or become a serial killer

>>37114749
Same desu, heard cyborg a lot but never android

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>>37114850
Nice dude do you like bird watching at ur trashball job because you don't actually have any responsibilities?

That's super me.

These things are my spirit animal

>>37114097
tfw a schizo is only slightly strange and you can only come up with a generous 63.

>>37114894
No, fuck birds. They make my job miserable.
t. car detailer

>>37114487
>I would rather keep some dignity than be a weird clown all the time
The thing is even when I don't try, I is still end up being a weird spaghetti spilling clown, so I figured I at least do it in a more controlled way.

>>37114916
You'd like these ones, they're afraid of cars.

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>>37114724
>yeah a bit of a creep
rip

>>37114940
>they're afraid of cars.
Good

>>37114645

Yeah that too, but I have actually been called "mysterious"

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>>37114724
I get similar comments sometimes. A few times my coworkers have commented on how I don't get mad a lot and what they think I would do
>he would probably shoot the place up
>haha yeah

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>>37112687
>dated 7 girls over the years
>sex
>both long-term relationships and friends with benefits
>had friends
>deep down, always wanted to just go back home and play vidya or watch a movie
>always just out of reach of being a full normie

and so finally that's just what I did, I became a NEET and haven't been with a girl or had a real friend in years.

This extreme isn't good either.

I'm going to do what I should have always done and go full cyborg. Stuff like Magic The Gathering and anime always sort of interested me but I was always too proud to join in. Even being a punk & metalhead was too much normie work for me even though I was quite good at it.

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I guess I'd be cyborg?
>I'm okay looking, am complimented a lot by average girls
>Still couldn't get a Stacy in highschool
>Spend most days playing games or chatting on discord
>have an okay wageslave job, bosses are nice, hours are okay, pay sucks
>Started dating my half sister because now that she is older she is attractive and texts me cute things
>no regrets

>>37112687

I'd consider myself a cyborg, though i'm not built anymore muscularly. I'm not bad looking, but i'm just terrible at maintaining conversations. I feel like everyone treats me like shit despite being nice to people. I've simply given up on trying to make friends because It feels unnatural and feels like so much work to maintain relationships. I used to have a group of friends that I thought was cool with me for a few months and then out of nowhere they all stopped talking to me and one called me a loser. I just don't want to go through all the effort I made before just to get some friends.

>>37115025
>namefag
>incest
You're living in 2011 mate. Nobody likes those things anymore.

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>>37115062
>Nobody likes those things anymore
>naming incest
But anon, how can one not like those things if I like my sister??

Actually threads like these really helping me, I would have thought I am the only one if I never visited /r9k/. This shit is like group therapy.

I recently got a grillfriend and she wants to meet my friends. I have no friends. wat do?

>>37115223
Sounds like an easy thing to do.

>>37112792
Same, I graduated from college and I'm still wagecucking.

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>be sad cyborg giant

>6'8
>300lbs
>very deep ugly voice
> ugly acromegaly face
>aspergers
>extreme social anxiety
>many "hey sup dude" friends but no "real" friends
>people always think im a gentle giant and treat me like im fucking lenny from of mice and men

>tfw make friends because you do stupid shit and dares
>Made fun of by friends
>Autistic permavirgin
>Butt of all jokes
Am I a cyborg meme or what

>>37112687
iktf
>When I'm in a social circle people talk over me and don't let me speak
I don't really have this problem though.
I refuse to be interrupted in conversations or be spoken over because I assume people hate me anyways, so raising my voice won't really affect their disposition of me

>>37115422
Lose some weight, fatty
"you have been muted for 2 seconds because your comment was not original"

>>37115032
>I'm not bad looking, but i'm just terrible at maintaining conversations
Same here senpai. It turns out I have ADHD and taking Adderall fixed it.

>>37115684
I'm actually very muscular, spending alot of time in the gym since i dont have a job. Even tried competing in strongman competitions but i got way too nervous to be infront of a crowd to perform well.

>>37114724
>"yeah a bit of a creep"
I've been called creepy before. makes me want to die

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>>37115002

Those little comments that eat at your soul

>>37115422

Why don't you become an Olympic weightlifter ubermensch senpai?

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>tfw I have one leg every good thing about me is invalid to normals

I'm happy with myself but still kinda sucks.

>>37115864
Post the stumpy

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>>37113159
All too relatable.
I look decent, have excellent hygiene, a good sense of humor, serviceable social skills, several hobbies and go to university.
Yet nobody seems to even give me the time of day. I can't seem to make new friends, and I don't really ""fit in" my current friend group.
No GF of course, that goes without saying.
It's causing me to start developing some pretty serious self confidence issues and anxiety which only compounds the situation. When I find someone who actually seems to enjoy my company, I end up getting clingy because I'm afraid they'll leave me too, which ironically pushes them away.

>>37115788
Pics pls
Tyson Fury is a 6'9 boxer and he weighed like 265 lbs

>>37115422
pics of body/height please

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>>37116081
>I end up getting clingy because I'm afraid they'll leave me too, which ironically pushes them away.
Same desu

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>>37112687
Same exept Im socially dominant. Greater than any chad. I, through simple magik procedures, conjured the spirit of adolf hitler and was given the greatest gift of all

However, I remain a virgin by choice. Once you lose your virginity, you lose purity, and the demons will not trust you

>>37116081
The only people at my university that like me are the professors, and the people at my internship.
It's so frustrating that I get along with older people so well but people my age want nothing to do with me

>>37112687
There is something wrong with you OP. You don't perceive yourself the way the rest of the world does. You must be weird, odd, awkard or maybe you are just a cunt. Like arrogant and shit. All of them cannot be wrong.

>>37116207
Idk maybe I'm just weird then. I can be pretty quiet and withdrawn so if anything it's probably that

>>37116263
>tfw no withdrawn bf

>>37116263
Look man. Life is fucked up. Most normies are dumb as fuck. They have it easy. They don't really question the nature of their existence the way we do. We deal too much on details. Are you nervous? Maybe some medication can help you. I am currently in school (30 living with mom btw) hanging out with a bunch of 20 y/o normies. Fucked up beyond belief. Moreover, I have to present in front of them constantly. What did I do? I bought some beta blockers and I take them before presenting. I don't get the adrenaline dump and I "Look" alpha and confident as fuck. My classmates think that "I cannot get embarrassed and that I love the spotlight" Find what suits you. There are options for us.

>>37112687
Try gay dudes they are the best

>>37116149

>Conjured the spirit of adolf hitler

no, no that was my idea first I did that like 4 years ago.

>>37116391
Not interested in guys romantically

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>>37116129
>>37116088
i dont have any pictures that showcases my height that aren't from like 2002 when i was fat.

6'4
9 inch dick
Have my own car and a decent job to afford the life I live

The only thing is me still living with parents at 26. I'm gonna do some serious self work soon though cause I see some guys who have absolutely nothing going for them and yet pussy is easy for them, yet women are vain and materialistic so this shit makes absolutely no sense, and no it's not personality cause seen straight social retards get atleast head. There must be something about myself I'm not aware of. This is the bullshit underbelly of dealing with women. You literally have to self dissect yourself on why she's acting like this when the reality could be is that she's just stupid.

>>37112687
35 married with kids
Retired 110k a year after taxes
Only 3 friends who dont live within 800 miles of me
Mental health problems
Look good fit etc wtf

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>>37116601
this picture makes me want to die

>>37116621
6'8
10 inch cock
3 paid off cars
2 houses paid off
25 live on my own
Masters degree
Play warhammer fml

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>>37112687
>handsome, hung, fit, goals and aspirations
>doing whatever I can to bury my past and cover up my ptsd episodes and being asshurt over getting raped as a child
>random things will make me remember how I begged the paramedics to kill me on an ambulance ride to the hospital

This is a unique kind of hell

>>37116664
33 same here M8 but no friends other my senpai and money i make like 3k less

>>37113420
girls generally like a soft shell and a hard interior. someone who is going to be very open and accommodating, good at light conversation, but will ultimately make strong decisions and have an emotionally stable interior. Most anons, even if they have Chad potential, likely have hard exteriors, seemingly distant and cold, and much prefer an intellectual or otherwise deep conversation. They may also be emotionally unstable or confused and timid. A hard shell might give a hot mysterious vibe however

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hear ye hear ye, we got a comfy di.scord server here populated with robot and cyborg alike (it's even mbti themed if that tickled your fancy). come on in while the invite is still fresh https://dis...cord.gg/33S8t

If this isn't oregano I think I will kill myself

>>37114460
Holy shit anon. Work is killing me with this. So many "jokes" that I have to force a laugh at, or when people are "just teasing" by talking down to me or acting retarded.

>>37116866
fuck man I've been trying for the past 5 years...

>>37116852
>Link has eclipses in it and doesn't work
Dude...

>>37116931
doesn't know that the link is broken... maybe its best if you don't join

>>37116664
What did you worked as?
>tfw you're making 200 fucking bucks a month

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>>37114724
I just want to know why I seem weird.
I thought I was being perfectly normal. What am I doing wrong?

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>>37112687

You just described my life to a goddamn tee anon


>Get off wagecuck IT job
>Soul crushing but it pays the bills, at least I don't have to talk to anyone I'm not being payed to talk to
>Stop at 7/11 on the way home for some chips and a monster
>Pick up an unhealthy amount of pizza and crazy bread from Little Caesars
>Smoke weed in my appartment
>Play Overwatch with a few mates
>Browse 4chan and YouTube when they go to sleep
>Get to bed around 4AM
>Repeat

>>37116691
Fuck man, I wanna give you a hug. It'll be ok

>>37112687
Exactly me, Sept larger penis and no problem getting sex when I want it from my girlfriend.