Why don't you have a gf anon? You truly are missing out.

I am? Doh

>>37111527
>Why don't you have a gf anon? You truly are missing out.
I want bf

money, freedom, not needing to worry about stupid bullshit that no one cares about

I never approached any girl and no girl ever approached me.

I'm too busy becoming the gf.

>>37111560
You can have all of these if you find the right girl anon

>>37111581
Girls that approach guys are very, very rare anon. Even if they're super into you, they'll just sit and silently wish that you'd talk to them (as I'm sure you do). Unfortunately, guys approaching girls is just the social norm. You've got to put yourself out there senpai

>>37111616
traps don't count as girls, anon

>>37111616
Will she also shit out gold nuggets?

>>37111683

Its better to wait though. If a girl doesn't make the first move she didn't like you enough for it to be worth it in the longrun. The shotgun approach is effective for degenerates who'll just take whatever.

>>37111697
My gf kinda does

I lost my job a couple of weeks ago, so now I'm
>/leechmode/

Getting financially supported by your qt gf, isn't that just the r9k dream

>>37111527
Let me go buy a gf from the gf store OP i'm sure it'll be wonderful.

>>37111527
I'm unsociable with bad experiences of rejection. I also work late, so I spend most of my day sleeping or working and won't be able to meet girls.
Wageslaving was a mistake

>>37111527
i need to fix my mental and penis issues and gain weight first

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>>37111695
Spotted the normie.

very orginale REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37111527
Because unlike most people - or at least most robots - I do not enoy the suffering of others.

...surpassed the ...[static noise]... threshold of gf
too far...[feedback squeel]... through a fissure
[muffled vocalizations]... the knowledge creates at [static noise]

i had a girl approach me at work. i was bagging every girl i would flirt with a girl would ring up telling the boss. i wasn't a fan of stoners. i wasn't sure to approach her or not.

I'm completely undesirable in every aspect and no woman has any reason to want to be with me.

>>37112252
another thing i tried a girl at a hospital i was at but a girl always ask me about my friend. i always break down about it. it makes me depressed

>>37111527
I have a qt dom gf I met on here.

>>37111527
I want to wait until I'm finished with my studies and I'm out of uni

>>37111527
Sauce? I don't know what this is but I may need to masturbate to it.

>>37112453
lana rain, next time just google the image

>>37111527
I'm autistic. Human interaction for any purpose other than transaction or education is alien to me.

>>37112510
Thanks anon, I'll think of you when I touch myself.

>>37112346
L-LIAR
FUCK OFF

>>37112681
Are you jealous, faggot?

>>37111527
Oh, look, it's this obvious bait thread again. For one reason or another, we don't meet the standards of the women we're interested in. Since it's hard to look at our own situations objectively, these reasons are open to interpretation for third parties, but the actual reasons are something only the women themselves know.

Women want a perfect guy, and are totally fine with treating you like rubbish if you're not. I suppose I'm single since I don't want to be with someone that doesn't have any respect for me.

>>37111527
I met a fembot, she's pretty kewl and I like her a lot

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>>37111527
I don't want one nor do I think I'm "entertaining" to maintain a relationship with one

>>37111765
I have to agree. The woman who goes the extra mile is more worth it than the one you have to haggle with to get her in bed. Seduction is basically marketing yourself, haggling the terms of fucking...

Love isn't about marketing. She either likes you right off the bat or she doesn't end of. If she likes you enough to make the first move you are good to go

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>>37111527
>Why don't you have a gf anon?
I hate socialising, the initial part of first talking to a girl is so exhausting mentally that I usually quit before a date, and definitely after a date regardless of how well it went. I went on a date with a really cute Italian girl recently, took her out to get food, spent the rest of the day holding hands and making out. A week or so later I just couldn't be bothered to talk to her anymore and maintain my normie persona so I let the conversation die eternally. Didn't even fuck her.

>tfw hot but asocial and autistic
Tis a curse. I don't really know how to fix this, do low maintenance, non-clingy chill girls even fucking exist?

>>37113109
Let that be a lesson to you non-existent fembots!

>>37111527

I do, I'm a normie, I'm going to cum inside her or on her tits tonight...but it's really hot out, hopefully it cools down in the evening. Sex is hard work

>>37113117
People are cancer

But more seriously... Girls really don't put much effort into conversation, they don't help in any way to make it easier on you even if they like you... If anything they throw shit test after shit test to see if they can push your buttons...
Often women are described as more social than men. Not really they are just more Machiavellian than men which is why when they men who are more Machiavellian than themselves (dark triad) they can't help but fall in love. If anything most women are antisocial

I've realized I'm too irredeemable.

Im in my late 20s and afraid of kissing. Have had appropriate opportunities, but can never pull the trigger.

>>37111527

3.5 inch penis with mild phimosis