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>tfw when I'm 5'4 WHY???? Why am I so fucking small?

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>tfw when I'm 5'4
WHY????
Why am I so fucking small? I'm a fucking dwarf, my dad is 6'0 why am I so fucking small?
The only people who are smaller than me are 12 year olds
I keep seeing you guys complaining about being 5'6, I'M FUCKING 5'4!
I'm a fucking joke to everyone, I'm the little guy. Some people even rest their arms ion me because I'm so fucking small I'm just tall enough to be an arm rester.

Could you look at someone who is fucking 5'4 and think something other than "look at this little dwarf,"? NO! I WANT TO GET TALLER SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO GET TALLER!
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>>37108382
Have you tried being a girl, good height for that.
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>>37108382
>5'4
Atleast you're not Danny Devito, and I'm a sweatfag so i'll trade u anytime m8
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>>37108382
Get some high heels, little man
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>>37108408
I'm too hairy and fat to be a guy, I got all the man part from my dad but no his fucking height

>>37108410
I'm sweatfag too, but I wouldn't want Danny Davito height, hpe you're ok.
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>>37108468
Do you want to post a picture, i can judge you if you want.
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>>37108382
shut the fuck up you know nothing of pain

t. 5'1 manlet at age 21
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>>37108468
I sweat fucking GALLONS whenever I do the slighest bit of phsyical activity for over 10 seconds (walking is fine but if I try to get a bit of pace it starts going) but I don't smell bad. I'm just fucking drenching wet. When I'm with a friend or shit it's emberracing as fuck but In public I generally don't give a fuck anymore
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>>37108468
>>37108508

the worst is sweaty shirt back so I tend to get thicker shirts so the stains don't show
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>>37108382
you're an inch heigher than demetrious johnson
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>>37108382
>I keep seeing you guys complaining about being 5'6, I'M FUCKING 5'4!
It's a 2 inch difference in a height range already classed "unacceptably short", what is this the olympics
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>>37108382
im sorry man, im 5'6 and eastern european so the only people that are my height are 12 year olds and a minority of women
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>>37108572
It's a pretty huge difference, how tall are you? 5'6 can be alright if you are at least somewhat good looking or maybe fit. 5'4 and below is the fucking worst.
I've seen some 5'6 inches guy they at least don't look like a fucking dwarf
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>>37108584
This, but this case is prettiest to be a sissy.
t. sissy
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>Tfw have a few dates lined up this week with tinder sloots
>They were all down because I'm 6'
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>>37108382
Focus on other things man. You shouldn't worry about what you have no control over. Of course this won't apply to everything. But as for height just don't worry about it. Just go workout or something. Best of luck.
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>>37108382
Atleast your dicks big right?
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>>37108572
6': ehhh, you can squeak by with this height, it's still on the bottom range for womens height preference though, most women prefer 6'3+

5'10: you will have to be handsome to find a girl at this height, most people will think of you as short, if you are only average looking then it's game over

5'8: you basically have to be a male model, still not impossible to get girls and be treated human at this height, but everyone will think if you as short

5'6: suicide tier. No woman will ever consider you as a romantic partner. No one will think of you as a man.

5'4: just give up. The first thing people think is 'wow he's so tiny, how pathetic' and they will forever disregard you. There is no way people will even consider you human, you are just too tiny and pathetic

>5'2: you just might be able to redeem yourself as a comedic self-depreciating butt of jokes at this point. However you will never be taken seriously and will always just be a jester. Will have to be a famous millionaire to get girls, even then they will cheat on you
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>>37108508
Where do you live? Come north friendo
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>5'7
Wew lads posts like make me glad.
Your father is surely not your biological father. Either your mother is a literal dwarf or less than 4'8 only then. But my bets on your mother being a cheating whore
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>>37108701
>Will have to be a famous millionaire to get girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCa0_4KvdAA
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>>37108593
I'm 5'6. I'm not good looking, most men aren't so it's a bit of a moot point. As far as I can tell we're both considered quite short and those extra 2 inches don't really make a difference.
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Do you people not have facebook or something? I see couples on my news feed where the guy is like the same height as the girl or barely taller pretty often. Even seen some where the guy was shorter. None of them were noteworthy in the face or /fit/ department either. So fucking jealois of them because i still cant get a gf
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>>37108816
>OP's 6'0 dad cucked by a much shorter man
His real father must be in the top % of short dudes, OP would likely be the Chad of manlets if that happened.
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>>37108879
>Do you people not have facebook or something?
What fucking board do you think you're on, lurk more.
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>>37108697
It's 5.9 inches and the only thing I'm proud of

>>37108816
My mom 4'9, guess I got it from her. Why can't I have more fo my dad genes other than his hair?
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>>37108943
>5.9 inches
Anon, I'm so so sorry...
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>>37108492
holy shit another 21 year old 5'1 manlet

these normies seriously don't understand how it feels to be a true manlet
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How do I hug tall girls as very short boy?
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>>37108382
http://gnosticwarrior.com/women-may-carry-the-dna-of-all-their-sexual-partners.html

cos a manlet fucced ur mom be4 ur dad

happens all the time

mine probably fucced a lanklet because my mom and dad are both 5'5 and i'm 6'2
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>>37108943
>My mom 4'9
Even with this and your dads height you had the possibility of being anywhere from 5'4 to 5'9 but guess you fucked it up. If had more physical activity and better nutrition you could have been around 5'7 which is acceptable.
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>>37108382

Looks like you need to move to the glorious NIPPON. You are only slightly shorter than average there.
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>>37108382
I'm 5'3", get on my level, you fucking scrub.
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>>37109092
I highly doubt this since every menstrual cycle the egg is replaced. The internet has given everything source
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>>37109092
You know that telegony is a fake science?
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Why do you care that you're 5'4"? The only reason you have to feel bad is to compare yourself with everyone else. Are you unhealthy or have mental illness? No?
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>>37109158
>>37109173
t. cucks

if a woman has had unprotected sex with anyone before you and you have a baby with her you are literally raising a baby that is partly not yours
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>>37109173
He's an Elliot worshipping faggot. Making new shit up to blame there shortcomings on others
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>>37108382
>be short
>see fellow short man
>automatically take a more positive disposition toward him because I feel he is a kindred spirit
>he hates me for being slightly taller than him
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>>37109216
That is not proven in any research, just look it up at Google scholar.
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>>37109216
Lmao
The fact that you have no understanding of biology is sad really.
Let teach you
The sperm carries half the chromosomes while the embryo carries the other half. 21 each 42 are needed from zygote to form. Now in all this how do the other sperm come into play? They don't it is not possibly. If the the chromosomes are fucked up then only a retired mutuat will be made
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>>37108382
>walking down the street
>see another manlet
>nod at him
>he nods back

who /orderofthemanlet/ here? Whenever I meet a manlet I try to compliment him on his clothes or something because god knows it's hard to get well fitting clothing as a manlet. I understand the pain of being an ACTUAL manlet (less than 5'4), so manlets will usually ride on that compliment for the rest of the day
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>>37109289
>google scholar
>full of beta cuckolds who raise other men's children

>>37109320
telegony is real and if you fuck impure women you deserve to raise deformed children
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Is there any way to get tall now? I'm 19 and I read that some guys actually keep growing until 21. If I exercise daily and eat helathy from now is there still a way to save me?

>>37109129
>slightly shorter than average there
I always wanted to be a tall guy, I want to be above average not below in glorious Nippon. I'm a filthy short gaijin no point going there
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>>37109408

>Is there any way to get tall now?

not likely. most men are fully grown at that age, and even if you did grow a little bit more, I wouldn't expect more than a half inch more.
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>>37109338
I wish I could meet you. You're a real nigga.
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>>37108382
Listen here OP. I'm going to tell you this once. You know NOTHING about being short. 5"4 is a normal height. Trying being 4"7. Do you think this is fun? Knowing my entire identity pretty much hinges on my height? Go enjoy life, your shackles are imaginary.
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>>37109391
Only replying to tell you that you need to improve the quality of your baits. This one feels a little forced. Try something a little more natural
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>tfw I'm only 5'9.5
>tfw I still feel short
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>>37109502

I'm honestly having trouble imagining what you look like
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>>37108382
>complaining when you're literally as tall as the President of Ireland
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>>37109570

yeah but leprechaun
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>>37109502
Must be hard dude, people make fun of me because I'm short, I can't imagine what it must be like for you. WIsh you the best of luck dude.
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>>37109502
Bro please get surgery. Atleast get 5'5.
>Mfw I'm 5'7 and still a feet taller.
I feel bad for you mate. I wish I could do something for you
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>>37109584
There's literally nothing wrong with being a leprechaun.
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>>37109502
Damn I'm 5"2 and you really put shit into perspective. ty man.
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>>37109549
It wasn't bait at all. You're a fool if you don't believe that your mother will die in her sleep tonight unless you reply to this post.
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>>37109447
All it takes is a few words or a simple gesture to raise the spirit of a man who is constantly looked down upon, in both senses. I'm sure that if I met you I'd be bound to find something good about you
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>>37109628
I'm 6' and wondering if I would sacrifice height for a better face or more hair (might be going bald) and if it wasn't possible to spend money and get plastic surgery or hair transplants, I totally would

Being tall honestly doesn't mean shit, y'all think you would feel good at 6', nah, there are 6'2 guys. There is always a taller dude.

How about wide frames? Nobody will take me seriously because I'm not bearmode. Being tall doesn't mean SHIT
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I'm 6'4" and would prefer to be shorter desu...

I envy you guys.
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>>37109704
>Being tall doesn't mean SHIT
Taking it a little too far but i agree with your sentiment
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>>37109683
You are a really good person. This planet only has a handful left. This also somewhat gave me some feels. I wish I had a friend like you
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>>37109338
This is what we need. Brotherhood. Companionship. This is the last thing that cannot be taken from us manlets.

Manlet Brotherhood for life. Anyone 6ft + is a fucking n-o-r-m-a-l and should do the right thing and leave this board.

>tfw 5'9''

The day of the chainsaw draws near, brothers. We'll cut the lankies down and wear jewelry made with their long wonderful bones.
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>>37108382
Well, I guess I had one shot at life and I won. I was 6'1 when I was 16, now I'm 24 and I'm 6'4. I guess I'm blessed
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>>37109832
you're not a manlet you're NOT a manlet REEEEEE
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>5'7
>good face and good hair
>not fat
>fucked 40 girls
>still have to ask girls on tinder how tall they are though

I hate being short but honestly, in America the average height for women is 5'4. There's plenty of short qt grillls out there. I've only been with one girl who was taller than me (5'9) and she didn't care.
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>>37109724
You're a 6'4' liar and a bully, anon.
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>>37109880
YES I AM REEEE HOW DARE YOU MAN

THIS IS THE ONLY COMMUNITY I BELONG TO PLEASE ;_;
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>>37108701
Are you fucking kidding me 191cm isnt "average preference height" thats really fucking tall.
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>>37109753
I'm not that guy but he gave me feels too.
The best thing we can do is be a shining beacon for manlets and help out other manlets in need.
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>6'1
>doesn't matter since I'm still a complete loser, kissless, hand-holdless virgin
>2.5 years until wizard status
>op still deluded into thinking if he were just a bit taller he could be a normie
>all these wannabe normies think their outer appearance matters
>they don't realize their shallow, repulsive personality is why nobody will ever love them and why they will die alone even if they do eventually get rid of their v-card
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>>37109586
>people make fun of me because I'm short
That's the thing bro. People don't make fun of me. I'm that short that it'd be taboo, like teasing the down syndrome kid. I'm a lesser being, a puppy to feel sympathy for.
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>>37108382
I'm 5'0

You've got it good
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>>37108382
I know that feel, fellow 5'4 bro

I swear if I see one more 5'9 poster complain that they're too short, and I'm going to rip their fucking throat out.
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>>37110195
If you've never been short it's something you can't understand.
You know that everyone who is looking at you think you're a midget, that no matter how much of a good guy you are they won't bother talking to the lost child standing there.
Being tall would at least give me some confidence, but not only am I loser in every aspect, people won't give you a chance even if they don't know your personality because you're such a tiny guy, no one wants to bother looking down to talk to you.

The worst thing to me is that you have to look up to talk to anyone, it's like adding salt to the wound, looking up to look at someone means you're a failure. It's humiliating, but it's not like you'll ever know that.
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>>37110335
5'9 manlet come at me bro. Have a baby face and no facial hair so people guess I'm 5'5 at worst
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>>37110389

>The worst thing to me is that you have to look up to talk to anyone, it's like adding salt to the wound, looking up to look at someone means you're a failure. It's humiliating, but it's not like you'll ever know that.

you hit the nail on the head anon
i don't even want to go outside anymore because of this

i remember just minding my own business walking home when a 4'11 girl and 6 ft guy were walking by. then they started whispering when i got closer. as i passed i heard the guy say 'i'd kill myself if i were that short', followed by the girl's laughter
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>>37108468
>I'm too hairy and fat to be a guy, I got all the man part from my dad but no his fucking height
Become Wolverine
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>>37110481
Holy fuck that brings back paranoia, im 5'4 and seeing females im actually taller than gives me hope but fucking hell this
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>>37108382
>tfw WHEN

HAHAH tiny child like body tiny child like brain
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>>37108382
>>tfw when I'm 5'4

kek
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