NEET and Normie thing you've done today

>>37107182
Stayed in bed till 1230, jerked off and wiped the cum on my sheets

Normie thing i brushed my teeth

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>>37107182
Shit my pants

Took a shower

>>37107182
Browsed r9k

Kissed my gf

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>>37107182
NEET:
>jerked to pic related doujin, played pokemon all day

normie
-went to lectures

but anon, im not a neet, i have a job.

Jerked off to meme porn

Wore deodorant

>>37107182
>jerked off to inflation porn
>watered my garden

>>37107182
NEET thing
>woke up still high from night before and played HL source for 4.5 hours
>whoaprettycolors.vpk

normie thing
>actually bothered to read youtube comments.

>>37107299
kek dubs confirm partisan fetish but still fuck bro you need mental help

Had a pretty normalfag day today, actually. Went to work to help teach a computer class, talked to some of my Stacy friends, and now I'm enjoying a cup of coffee.

Probably the most NEET thing I did today was post on 4chan.

>the most neet thing I've done today

unironically fantasize about commiting suicide

>the most normie thing

went for a walk

>>37107182
>NEET thing
Kinda pooped my pants
>Normie thing
Took a 4 mile bike ride and went to the store

>>37107182
>NEET thing
couldn't sleep because my pillowcase was too filthy and kept making my face itch, hundreds of insects living in my bed and tried ignoring them crawling on me but then saw a spider jump onto it right next to my eyes and went flying out of bed with uncontrollable nervous laughter yelling at the imaginary god that lives in my head and uses my pain as entertainment, then punched a hole in my wall because I thought doing property damage would be a good way to get back the normies who watch me wish for death on their TVs in their comfortable homes and laugh at me
>Normie thing
I played happy songs on the guitar to try and stave off feelings of suicide but I winded up laughing uncontrollably again because I cannot physically cry, the normies were chuckling

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>>37107577
Being schizophrenic must really suck

>NEET
started and ended the day with /r9k/
>Normie went to the movies with a cutie(second date with her). Put my arm around her, touched her thighs and ass in the theater.

NEET thing:
Browsing R9K

Normie thing: Went for a walk outside, looking confident, said hi to my uncle I hadn't seen in a few months

NEET thing
>was in bed all day

Normie thing
>didn't piss in my piss bottle even once today

it's all about the little steps

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The day's hardly started, but for yesterday

NEET thing
>Jerk off 7 or 8 times to a wide variety of pornography and spent way too much godamn time paying video games

Normie thing
>Did some homework

>NEET thing
I'm an actual NEET, I just woke up and its 3pm.

>Normie thing
Tended to my plants

>Normie thing
Went to work

>NEET thing
Jerked off in the bathroom (I know it's still at work but gimme a break)

>woke up at 5.30 to do work for most of the day in a public place
>spoke to not one living soul

>NEET thing,
Played on my pc for 2 hours today, should have done more work

>Normie thing,
fucked match on tinder again

Normie thing
>went out to a nearby park, spent hours on the grass in the sunshine

NEET thing
>while I was in the park i had my laptop and did nothing but watch my hero academia

>>37108667
If you go to work, then you're not a NEET and so nothing you could could be considered even NEETlike.

>>37107182
>NEET thing
pretty much the whole day. woke up at 12, modelled some shit in blender, did some stuff in Unreal Engine 4, also played guitar

>Normie thing
Talking with my mom probably.

>neet
ignored alarms and phone calls
>normie
went to work

NEET thing
>Haven't showered, eaten, or done anything constructive other than watch Youtube videos and Twitch streams.

Normie thing
>Did check the tyre pressure on the car, though. Checked it good.

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>>37107182
>NEET thing
Peed in a bottle

>Normie thing
Submit job applications

Good thread idea OP, I hope it catches on.
>most NEET
took a nap at midday
>most normie
in uni at 9pm with the intention of writing my dissertation
Yet I'm on here

>>37107299
Fucking degenerate. Gas yourself immediately.

>>37108391
>NEET thing
haven't left my bed yet, not even to go to the bathroom. have been browsing 4chan and porn literally all day. circadian rhythm 180'd.

>normie
listened to Iglooghost.

>>37107182
NEET thing
>Went to expensive psychotherapy

Normie thing
>Paid for psychotherapy

>>37107182
>NEET thing
Beat mass effect Andromeda. Worst game I've ever played.

>Normie thing
Got 3 matches on tinder since like noon.

Neet thing
>ate chicken tenders for lunch

Normie thing
>flirted with hot chick at work

>>37107182
i accepted a job offer today and my training starts tomorrow

$100 for a day's work, not bad for a previous NEET. i can finally buy decent food now

>>37107182
NEET thing
>Got out of bed at 11AM

Normie thing
>Got out of my house to exercise

NEETA
>Sat awake in my dark room and slowly slipped into a dark numbing depression. I can barely y yep this . Out on my phone

Normal
> I used the bathroom

>>37107182
Well I did eat chicken nuggets normie I sucked of 2 guys from Grindr