I am 30 years old

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See this coffee? Clean it up.

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>>37092951
Congratulations, my friend

Have pic related so you can check your progress

any advice on life?

>>37092987
Why would you want life advice from someone posting on /r9k/?

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>>37092982
>23
fugg, it's over lads.

>>37092987
Don't have autism
Don't have multiple personality disorders

I'm not op but I'm 29 soon to be 30. The above advice is all I can give.

>>37092951
enjoy your wizard powers m8
I still got 9 more years

>>37092982
Does giving head count as losing your virginity?

>>37093108
Well, I consider 'virginity' to be the time before you've committed any sexual acts with others. So yes, but that's just, like, my opinion man.

>>37093108
Maybe your mouth pucci virginity.

>>37092951
Really? Are you cute and single? Asl?

>>37093026
Shits and gigs, butternuts.

>>37092951
I am 50

>>37093108
just say sucking cock
does sucking cock count as losing your virginity? no

>>37093138
>'virginity' to be the time before you've committed any sexual acts with others
virgin detected

>>37092987
don't be dumb, keep learning until the day you die.

Most 25+ people on r9k are too dumb to even get a mortgage for a house

>>37093240
Well, I mean, you're not wrong. I haven't even ever kissed a girl, except for that one time, but that was a total accident.

>>37093273
haha you never ever kissed a girl? Faggot

>>37093310
Well, as I said, I actually have, but I don't count it. It was years ago, I was like 13 and my little sister, who was 5, approached me while I was lying on the couch listening to some music. She whispered something into my ear, and I didn't hear her, so I took my headphones out and then turned my head around to see what she wanted, and she happened to be leaning it at the same time so she could whisper in my ear again. Then *pop*, first kiss. She didn't even realize the significance and just continued talking about whatever it was she wanted to talk about, while I was in shock reeling at the knowledge that that was my first and likely last kiss. I was right.

>>37093386
Damn, I'm not gonna lie dawg, that's pretty hot. Do you still masturbate thinking about that?

>>37093558
Fucking no it was and is still an absolutely horrifying reality to me that my first and last kiss was an accidental and incestual one with a 5 year old

>>37093622
fuck man, I wish my sister kissed me when I was 13. I think about pounding her sweet lil pussy all day

>>37092982
i lost my virginity at 16 and now im 29 and i have sex maybe once a year

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>>37093729
nice

now fuck off to reddit you

>>37092951
Honestly anon...I'm so fucking sorry.

>>37092951
I'll be 30 next year, I feel your pain op.

>>37092987
get the hard shit over with as fast as you can. with hard shit i mean college and whatever degrees you can get and then get a job in your field, it doesnt matter it doesnt pay, if you are 22 you can still live with your parents who cares. get better at what you do and by the time you are 30 you'll be well adjusted and women will want you. focus in getting the papers that allow you to do stuff like study abroad or get a masters or something. if you are dumb, then just have fun, drink beer, smoke weed, get a job that pays enough, who cares

>>37093759
its not that important. i think it was newton who said that the thing he felt the proudest was the he was a virgin. if i were a virgin i would focus on work and knowledge