>"Ok class, everyone pick a partner to work with."

>>37092494
>go on field trips
>teacher never lets us pick our groups
>all your friends get grouped together
>you get grouped with the kid with tourettes and the 2 girls who cry over everything
Fuck you, Ms. Douty, your son was a little bitch, too

>>37092494
>tfw always got paired with the retard despite being almost normie

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>>37092494
>you won't get credit if I see you working by yourself ;))))
>anon you don't have a partner?
>I guess we'll have to have a group of three

LET ME BE ALONE YOU ROASTIE WHORE

>>37092494
>tfw you had to partner with the teacher on school trips

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>"Alright, class, now trade your quiz with the person sitting next you and grade it with the answers from the back of the book"
>trade quiz with kid sitting next to me
>grade his quiz
>he grades my quiz
>trade back
>he starts flipping the fuck out in the middle of class and yelling how he should've been right on all of the problems he got wrong
>he storms out of the classroom yelling and all pissed off
>mfw

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>>37092988
>Accidentally mishear teacher, give classmate a -1
>Teacher finds out
>Flips out
>Wasn't allowed to grade papers anymore

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>>37092988
>grading papers
>kid with my paper raises his hand
>is it ok if they put this?

Just mark it right you stupid faggot

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>be uni fag
>group work
>too beta to approach anybody
>no friends
>girl notice my turbo autism and ask me if I want to be on her group
>sperg and stutter "N-no thanks"

>>37092494
>group project
>its a group grade
>get put in the group of chads and stacys
>they spend all of class talking and laughing on their phones
>i am forced to do 90% of the work
>one time i wrote 2 pages while one of my other group members just sent me two pictures from google images that took ten seconds

anyone else know this feel?

>>37092988
>switch papers to grade
>I give everyone a zero on principle
>teacher doesn't notice

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>>37093502
>Group project
>I feel I can improve something
>too afraid to give advice
>just wait for them to tell me what to do

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>"pick someone you don't usually talk to"
>no one ever talks to me
>still left all by myself

>>37093376
That's a good-ass teacher. People that hated me would always intentionally grade my shit wrong.

hey anybody got the pepe where he cuts the guy's head off and fucks his brain

>>37092494
>look at guy whom I've talked to like twice in a semester
>h-hey wanna w-work together?

I hate it

>>37093544
ALWAYS
it's either you do the whole thing
or they do it all and you can't get a word in

>>37092580
"almost". you made your point

>>37093439
God I hated that. I would always remember that person and call them out whenever possible. He knew what I was doing and why I was doing it

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>do project by myself
>teacher sees
>says aloud "someone come work with anon"
>silence from the class
>has to force some random chad out of their group

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>Be in class with oneitis
>Get assigned to be with her and some autistic senior still in sophomore class
>Look right at her
>THIS IS IT she will get to know what a great caring guy I am!
>I had too much caffeine that day eyes are bulging out of sockets
>Stare dead into her eyes
>She looks like a deer about to become a road pancake
>Her mouth is slightly agape knowing she me and Mr. Autismo are going to be with her for half a year on a project

Then Suddenly a voice is heard
>Actually (oneitis) can be with us! Some Stacy and low teir chad yells to teacher
>feelsbadman.jpg
>Have to do project with some retard
>Never had balls to talk with oneitis
>I still love her 5 years despite no contact but her photos in stare at from time to time

Fuck this shit guys...

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>Group work time class!!!
>FuckyouMrWilkson.png
>Get paired up with a Chad and three Stacie's
>I do all the work and keep my head down while Chad chats them up
>Assignment is almost complete
>"Hey Anon, you're pretty quiet"
>"I know, hahahahahaha"
>"Hang in there man"
>They giggle and put their names on the paper
>Turn in project and they never speak to me again

>>37093826
As a Chad, I can assure you 100% of the contempt that should be for the teacher was instead focused on you.

>>37093826
if it makes you feel better the chads expect the teacher to....

>>37092494
>doesn't put pants on after a squat seshh

>>37094457
get the fuck of this site, your kind ruined my childhood and life you sick autist fuck

>in university class
>Time to group up guys
You make me sick. We're not in middle school anymore you bitch.

>>37094574
>"Nah man, you just gotta be confident and believe in yourself and everything will be fine!"

>>37093588
no, you'll have to find something else to take back to redddddddit for karma

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>>37092494
>Mr. Henderson, I work better alone
>Look anon, in the real world you're gonna have to be able to work effectively with others. The earlier you master it, the better
And now I'm essentially in the same spot as pic related. Turns out that shit was for nothing.

>>37093544
and then they say that u contributed nothing and teacher ends up marking you down :(

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>turn in questions I did out of a textbook
>teacher takes off points because I didn't "explain my answer" on a bunch of them
>some questions have "Why?" at the end of them, the ones I got points taken off on didn't

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>>37092494
My 6th grade teacher made us do group work almost every day
>would always work alone
>occasionally, the teacher would make partnership mandatory on days of 3 person work
>"ok class who doesn't have a partner?"
>then she'd put me in with either her and some other robot
>or she would put me into a group of 2 Chads or stacies
>if it was the latter the chads would groan and be visibly disgusted
>the former and everyone would giggle
>I fucking hated that fucking bitch teacher
>fuck you Mrs T you roastie whore

>>37094574
b8

originarutogojirauuuuuuuuuu

>>37093996
HAHAHA HANG IN THHERW MAN HAHAHA like hang like kill yourself

Group work is welfare, but not for the NEET

>>37092494
Is group work assigned in university? What the fuck?

>>37094927
>tfw there is a job like this on craigslist
>tfw it's over an hour away by car (and I take the bus)

>>37095735
Yes. Nowhere is safe.

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I always had people jumping in line back in Middle and Highschool, but it's fucking tough in College. Probably because the other college students didn't have about 4 years to get to fully know you.

I went to a small school in Philadelphia where we literally had a max of 125-130 students per grade. It was easy as shit to know everyone and make friends, of course at the same time everyone knows you.

I went from Kindergarten to HS Graduation, with the same fucking people give or take a handful. My social skills are shot.

Sorry for rambling.

>>37093588
>the guy
he has a name you turbo normie

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>>37094592
>>37095735
>>37095850

Piece of shit teachers do it because it's far easier to grade 4 projects with groups of 4 than 16 separate projects.
I can understand once, maybe twice a semester on minor projects, but for a fucking final it's enraging and should be banned. My grade shouldn't suffer because you autistic faggots can't function in a social situation.

>>37093939
>still in love with someone who was clearly physically disgusted with you


glad I never fell for the love meme desu

>>37092494
Strangely, I never had this issue. I had friends in most of these scenarios, and if not I just got picked up by some random kid who knew I was smart. I took AP/Advances classes in HS though and it was really shitty.

>Teacher picks groups for everyone
>Specifically puts me with retards because he thinks I can help them
>Only friends are smart so we never get put together
>Have to carry the project for a group I don't like

My AP Bio class was the fucking worst. We had a girl who was older than me but she was two grades lower. She was one of the students that got help after class multiple times because the teacher was pleading with them to reconsider if they really want to be in the class.

>tl;dr dumb fucking teachers put my education at stake for the sake of others

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>be in one of those home ec classes in middle school
>"we are making smoothies today kids so your getting assigned into groups of 4"
>get stuck with the kid who bullies me all the time
>he straight up tells me to fuck off
>the rest of the group goes along with it
>they go and make smoothies while I sit through most of the class alone
>no one fucking says anything about it
>too beta and sad to tell the teacher

eventually the teacher found out while she was doing rounds to see how everyone was doing and she was having none of it.

>>37096917
did you go to school in north Florida?

>>37096959
nah man

I live in the north

>>37092988
Making kids trade papers and peer grade is one of the laziest most piece of shit moves a teacher could pull.

>ok kids I know I already do almost nothing but go ahead and grade each other's papers because I'm too lazy to do even that

>>37096715
My final it's gonna be a group project.
lol

>>37093439
iktfb

i can recall one time where i would've gotten 100% on a quiz and there was this minor detail in the answer i put that wasn't exactly wrong, but it wasn't completely correct and the kid grading my paper pulled that shit

>>37092494
My chemistry teacher outright bullied me in HS. He would shove me and search through my bag, disregard my IEP, fail me for no reason, talk shit to me, and then he would kiss ass to my parents. To add the cherry on top, he was the union leader so I couldn't do anything. Whenever I return home and see him driving around I give him the finger and tailgate his ass. Fuck that guy.

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>last days of school that year
>teacher has us designing a spaceship that would be self-sufficient for 1000 years
>teacher makes the groups for us
>sit in silence while they design the worst piece of crap possible
>teacher comes by and asks if I have any input(she noticed I was silent the entire time)
>say it's a waste of space, energy and effort to breed large scale animals on such a journey
>teacher agrees
>they get pissed at me
>decide to skip school the last two weeks
>no one cares or notices

>>37097071
What a piece of shit, that's union members for you

Hopefully trump will purge these retards

>>37097080
I feel you. One time I was doing a group project in my junior English and I had to do two projects. My friend was grouped with the exchange student and a literal retard that spent his time looking at rage comics and playing stick RPG
This was early 2014 mind you.
Essentially I had to pull the weight of five people, and the teacher didn't even give me extra credit despite promising to give us both 150%.

>>37092494

>End of the year
>'okay everyone, make a circle'
>now everybody has to draw a bit and pass on for people to complete
>everybone drawing happy shit, little house with happy family and rainbows and flowers and shit
>time for revengeance
>draw tentacle monsters and hell hounds fucking shit up
>specially effective since I was "that kid who draws on everything" so my high quality edgy work stands out
>some boys find it fucking rad, all girls are mortified
>it's the last day, they can do nothing to me and I dirtied their precious memories with unholy nightmares
>no happy end
>take that, normies

Joke's on me,I can't draw for shit nowadays, much less any cute girl with flowers and rainbow colors and stuff that I want

>>37097071
My english teacher in 9th grade would bully the fuck out of me. I remember later in the year I got so tired of it that I didn't even talk in that class anymore. I can remember so clearly when he compared talking to me "to a brick wall"
that faggot is probably the source of my social anxiety desu

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>>37097138
Trump is a ultracon dumbass that can't even get Obamacare repealed with a Republican majority.
Plus he's probably gonna get impeached for being Vlad's fleshlight.
/pol/ has lost

>>37097222
>US Education

>tfw can't say anything back or you'll get sent to the assistant principal's
>tfw can't clock them the fuck out or you'll go to juvie
>tfw can't change classes because it's high school

>>37092597
this, tbqh fan

I remember my english teacher in high school told me once that learning how to interact and work with others is one of the most important things to learn in life

>>37097222
>3rd period computer class sophomore year
>have to do gay ass SSR [sustained silent reading; 'D.E.A.R' time]
>never have a book
>decide fuck it, mess around on computer
>fucking around in mspaint when words start appearing on screen
>"Is this what you're supposed to be doing right now, Anonymous?"
>"I know you aren't THAT stupid."
>manlet computer teacher smirks as I look over at him
Haha, fuck you, mr nolan, short hairy cuck faggot

>>37097222
Sorry anon, I feel shitty over that because I have Assburgers, which gave me the ability to even do parabolic equations in my head. Now I find even adding in my head a challenge because he would fail me for a week if I did shit mentally. I remember drawing wojak with a smirk (I was that jaded outcast that went to 4chan,krautchan, etc.) with the quote
"Tfw you can do trig and mid tier algebra in your head but your teacher can't even do multiplication."
Now I feel like shit for falling.
WHY DID HE DESTROY MY ONLY GIFT!?

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>>37097261
You're one of the worst robots. You try to be liberal to make friends because you see other degenerates with that outlook and believe it will work for you.

You'll die alone and without any convictions of your own.

Trump and his campaign will be cleared of any collusion with Russia et al, and the left will grasp at further straws.

Kill yourself you worthless faggot robot.

>>37097408
/r/pollit is that way my friend. It's on the far right side:^)

>>37097408
>>>/pol/

Drumpt is a fuckup of the highest order, even as a businessman

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>"we're going to do a group project!"
>ohfucknotagain.png
>Assigned partners thankfully
>get paired with some roastie bitch
>the whore literally went to her friends at other tables instead of working
>going to tell the the teacher until my devilish senses kicked in
>she probably wants to work with her friends
>Remove her name from the project
>"heyyy anon how's our project going :))))"
>"Its not your project anymore, I took your name off it"
>"What? So I'm not getting credit for it??"
>"nope"
>she starts to really fucking panic
>scrambles to her roastie friend's project to put her name on theirs
>mfw she and her group of roasties got an D
>mfw I got an A
>mfw the teacher did nothing
Bitch deserved it, the very little work she did was wrong and I had to fix it.

>>37097510
I got a hard on reading this good on you anon

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>>37092494
>"Hey anon, this is a group project! Why aren't you doing anything"
"Uh... i can't... really do much"
>"Hey Anon's group! Let him do stuff"
*Fucks up tracing letters and now it looks worse than it should*
>tfw

>>37097454
>>37097442
I see leftism is an autistic disorder.
:-)

Really though, isn't this the best place to test the autistic-factor of something?

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>>37092988
>"Alright, class, trade essays with the person next to you and edit it."
>Go to town on my partner's essay
>Fixing grammar and spelling, suggesting better ways to relate ideas back to the topic, pointing out where phrasing could be improved
>Giving legit, honest advice
>Get my paper back
>"It's good, lol."

Nigger, don't you dare patronize me. This is supposed to be the smart person class, for fuck's sake.

>>37097510
These girls deserve to be glocked in the head.

>>37097652
>>>/pol/
Leave and don't return.

>>37097748
Fuck you.You won't lay claim to an entire board, and you're pathetic mind begs the question of why you're still alive, being a robot with no original thought.

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>>37093439
>mark a disputable answer right one time even though I'm not sure
>she sees it because she grades all the papers herself afterwards for some reason
>she calls us both up and tells me not to cheat for my friends (I didn't even talk to the kid)
>she says she should give us both zeroes for cheating, but just makes us retake the test after school for half credit and calls home
>dad yells at me
Fuck you Mrs. Brown.

>>37097815
Was it for only one question?
More importantly, did she even give you a chance to explain or defend yourself?

>>37097815
Are you talking about WSES?

>>37097802
>Your political opinion is why you are on this ride
>>>/pol/
>>>/pol/
>>>/pol/

>>37097893
Forget politics for a minute.
r9k was meant to be a place for original thoughts.
This was meant to be a great board, but your autism has ruined it for everyone. Your a resource drain, just like you were for your parents and your community. The world would be better off without you, and that makes you a selfish cunt.

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>>37092494
>no one goes with me
>rich bimbo comes in late
>"ok you go with anon"
>"I am NOT going with him"
>"Why?"
>"Well... just look at him"
>entire class laughs at me

It still hurts today.

>>37097842
>Was it for only one question?
Yes
>More importantly, did she even give you a chance to explain or defend yourself?
I'm autistic anon, all I did was stutter.
>>37097888
no

>>37097950
...you let her get away with it too?

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>>37097945
>/r9k/ reborn wasn't meant to be a sympathetic hugbox
CAN'T YOU JUST FUCKING LEAVE /POL/TARD?

>>37092494
>Watch everyone scramble to fibd someone and not end up with me

>>37097945
>r9k
Go back to wherever you came from, fagtron

>>37097950
I know this feel all to well. I hate shallow shitheads and hope that if us betas take over the planet we take a page from Hitler and send them to death camps.

>>37097978
What could I have done, I just looked at the teacher and said "I'm not going with her"

To be fair though I was 14 and was even more of a robot than I am now. I probably did look quite strange.

>>37098008
>>37097994
you're clearly the autistic type of leftist who is seen screeching when they're confronted or lose.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBipMHCUXjo

this is why you're on r9k. get the fuck off this great land you pathetic excuses for humans. imagine your parents, when asked "What's anon up to nowadays?"
They'll never be proud. The best they can hope for is you dont murder them or further leech off them.
Faggots are meant for burning.

>>37098072
The type of female you described is only like that because she is privileged, sheltered, and pretentious. You could have taken that all away from her, but you allowed this zit to fester.

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>>37098089
The thing is I'm not even leftist. I'm an independent right wing. Still though, you need to fuck off. We don't want you here. Nobody does. Put a bullet in your shaved skull and leave.

>>37098089
>r9k
Stop this.

>>37098126
You're a phoneposting faggot who looks to this board for a safespace because you think your autism makes you unique. You ruin the board with your self-loathing. If you're white, stop falling for the propaganda, and if your black, stop falling for the propaganda. Then kill yourself either way faggot.

The right wing accepts that there's a racial "cold war" going on at the moment. The left refuses to acknowledge this. They lead weaker autists such as yourself to turn this into self deprecation. This leads to what r9k has become. Purge yourself.
>>37098131
see my reference to this board above

>>37092494
teacher? can I go home and cry

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>>37098089
>r9k

go back to the_donald faggot, I'm not even a leftist and you shitspouters are insufferable

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>junior year history class
>teacher hands back a graded test
>turn around and ask my friend what he got
>teacher flips
>"No, you do NOT ask that kind of question. It's HIS test and it's PRIVATE."
>"He's my friend, though. I don't see wh-"
>"I don't care, give me your paper."
>takes it from my desk and rips it in two
>"You get a zero now."
It was some minor bullshit quiz so it wasn't a huge deal, but it was one of the most confusing incidents I ever ran into during high school. She wasn't normally that much of a cunt either, so it was extra weird.

>>37098288
>"I will be grading as a group. So you can work alone but you'll only receive half the credit, so 50% which is still an F. So does anyone else feel like working alone?"

then she fucking smirks at you, as if she's clever

>>37098311
shouldve stood up and went straight to the principal. not the assistant principal or councilor or secretary, but knocked on the principals office door. the cunt would have chased after you but you shouldve kept going to report her anyway. no principal would take her side, because any reasonable parent would escalate this to the superintendant

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37098225
>turns thread into ideology war on a non political board
>gets mad when people of all political backgrounds get mad at you for being the /pol/ cancer that is killing 4chan
>tries to point out that anon is phone posting
>not knowing that amazing feel of lying in bed on 4chan
Not even gonna give a (you)
>>37098304
See jpg. Unite against the pleb menace.

>>37098311
she was probably on her period or something

>>37093583
This desu my senpai sempai senpai

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>>37092564
Oh man field trips were the worst

>in my country
>we go on a field trip to a farm to learn the agriculture
>we are 13/14 but they make us help the farmer with his harvest of potato
>everyone has to choose a 'harvest buddy'
>obviously, I am loser,nobody pick to be with me
>eventually, teacher forces a cute and popular girl to be my partner
>she act disgsted of course, says 'good job teacher, you picked a potato already, but as my partner'
>other girls laugh
>we are picking potato together
>really uncomfortable and silent work
>other kids seem to be having fun
>decide, this is my chance, I will make her my girlfriend
>decide it would be funny to pretend a potato is an apple
>take a potato
>'hmmm a tasty apple'
>try to bite into the dirt covered potato to make her laugh
>it is hard and dirty
>spit the potato dirt everywhere
>she seems disgusted and annoyed
>laugh and say 'haha I guess this potato had a worm inside, how would you like my worm inside you?'
>she screams at me and tells me to shut up
>other kids hear and turn and laugh
>face is red
>I say nothing rest of day

Got bullied for that for years

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>>37098349
I can't argue with that

oringinle

>>37098368
Are you Latvian? Honest question

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>>37098368
>laugh and say 'haha I guess this potato had a worm inside, how would you like my worm inside you?'

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>>37098380
> he's probably upset that the pictures are interracial and not aryan

37098349

you think you're clever for denying me a (you)?
That shows you live for attention from this board. You go to the autists for attention. I guess adjust your sites to hit the target, but please understand you're beneath even the normies. Ask yourself why you can't make friends. You ruin anything you come into contact with. In this case, it's what should have been a quality board. So nah, autistic plebian faggot, i'm going nowhere. Kill yourself, leave a loving note for your parents. It'll be the only pride they'll get from you.

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>>37098434
kek

oringingaliee

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>>37098451
*Slurp*....*Slurp*.......*Slllluuuuuuurpp*.....*Slurp*....

37098451
I do have friends though. My roommates are 3/6 of my friends from high school, never had a gf and do suffer from extreme clinical depression though
Also how do you correlate the (you) denial meme with me being an attention whoring faggot? I knew /pol/acid were dumb but this is fucking next level.

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>>37098485
*sips hot chocolate

>>37098506
goodnight sweetie. I'm sorry i bullied you.

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>>37098455
>he doesn't even know the (you) meme, and tries to justify it against me

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>>37098542
>w-who hurt you bruh?

>>37098542
You are still a retarded/pol/ack on acid that doesn't belong. You are not on the ride. Fuck you

>>37092494
>"Anon why did you do all the work"
>Because chad and stacy didn't do shit for weeks
"Well you're suppose to communicate with your group"
>Find out they got an A on it also

>>37098595
I see that you think you're part of some secret club on a secret "ride" but you're really just an autistic mistake who hasn't the courage to remove yourself from society. If your 3 roommate "friends" aren't autistic as well, then they're only with you because you provide rent reliably, they probably even bum from you occasionally. Your ride is not exclusive, and you belong nowhere. It's literally only a matter of time before you kill yourself, ok sweetie? ^_^

>>37098675
white genocide is much of a meme as black lives matter.

(((they))) are the real problem

>>37098690
Fortunately blm and antifa have been officially banned from Tennessee campus'
It's like they're acknowledging the jews by slicing off 2 of their tentacles.

>>37098690
>>37098736
>LE KIKES XDDD
Please go back to your containment board.

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>>37097688
ive always had trouble giving criticism on those, so i held back often

>>37098675
>shitting on the majority of /r9k/
>not knowing anything about this board
>Not knowing what "the ride" refers to on this board
>Not realizing that most roommates, especially when they are all robots with similar intellects form a intricate bond that keeps them from being depressed enough to off each other, and ends up forming a hugbox
I live in /r9k/ the house
You need to leave. Stop resorting to "kill urself lol xDDD!!1"
It looks childish

>final lab of the year
>have to write the final lab report with my useless lab partner
>tell the professor I'm not here next week so can't work with her
>get to do it myself
>tell her this as she leaves the lab
>"yeah k" she says, not paying attention as she's on her phone
>day before report is due
>"Hey, wanna meet up and write our lab report?"
>I told you we're doing it separately
I really could not stand to work with her again.

>>37098766
every time i see a thread on the front page it reminds me of when I walked onto a special bus in grade 10 one time and all the literal retards looked at me and became visibly uncomfortable.
lmao

>>37093502
>4th grade
>group project
>3 pages of dumb puzzles
>3 of us in a group
>other two people are just talking to each other
>do 1 page and then sit there
>teacher gets mad even though I tell her I did my share
>tells me shes gonna give me a zero
>my grades were good I didn't care
>nothing ever happens

>>37098798
>kill urself lol xDDD!!1
These are the type of people that /pol/ invited in. Normies, 9gaggers and other assorted retards who rode in on the wave of le ebin alt-right fame whoring.

>>37098841
Can't wait til it blows back on them and they become as uncool as the SJWs they basically are

>>37098801
HAH
DUMB STACY GETS WHAT SHE DESERVES
YOU ARE A GOD

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>>37092494

"Hello Anon, looks like we have to do it together"

>>37098841
Not even that. I can tolerate 9gag(mainly because now it's anons just acting retarded for the lulz), it's full blown Snapchat, Instagram, and IFunny trash. /pol/ should become it's own website so we don't need to be associated with them.

>>37098855
It's happening pretty quick I'd say. More and more people are getting sick of their stupid shit and realizing how they went from being the funny trolls who tore SJWs apart to becoming the SJWs themselves. I love how defensive they get when anybody brings up horseshoe theory because they don't want to admit how fucking lame they've become.

>>37098810
Yeah, that's basically what this is.
See:
>>37098595
>>37098766
>>37098798
>>37098841
>>37098855

They're like a literal faggot, "stronger together!"

>get definition tests every other week
>we have to mark each other's test too
>get sick of that shit
>start cheating
>fuck up my cheats one day
>student who marked it practically shoves my test in my face while saying I failed like a cunt
I don't even know why he was so hostile. I continued cheating like nothing happened. Fuck definition tests.

>>37098902
>it's
God I need to proofread. I always say this and I never do. Fuck me.

>>37098862
She has the attitude of a stacy while being like a 4/10 midget. She'll probably drop out or fail this year.

>>37092494
>"OK class popcorn reading time!"
>never forget the bastard who gave you an evil stare and picked you to read after he finished, inciting laughter
>4 months later, report him for writing answers between fingers during test

Also poisoned his goats the Day he was held after for parent teacher conference.

Fuck you erik

>>37098919
>>37098810
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OuTFxHM07oQ
I like the song Come Original by 311

>>37098962
>poisoned his goats
Are you from Albania or something?

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Does anyone else remember those posters in class that said "it's not WHO you know, it's WHAT you know!" ?

They used to be all over the school. I remember them giving me false hope when I was friendless but at the top of the class. I want to beat the shit out of whoever made that poster.

>>37098939
Oh you're a babby? I remember I had one of those
Only girl to ever ask me out. I was desperate but she was that fucking horrible
Even now no regrets
Also you should delete your post

>>37098923
>trashing the one good board on 4chan (bc it's "unique anonymity" and people can't just trash a thread by samefagging)
>fuck it up by failing basic post structure and crying like a leftie
Fuck off, we're not a hugbox

>>37098999
>Also you should delete your post
Why?

>>37099007
>trashing the one good board
>>>/pol/
Stopped reading at board

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>>37098902
They already have all their own gay websites and IRL fag groups. They have their "le super ebin fashy goy meetups XDDDD" and their shitty podcasts. They bitch about how SJWs forcibly spread their ideology everywhere, while simultaneously invading every fucking website and forum with their stupid /pol/ shit. They think its funny, but its just really fucking annoying and they're proving that they're no better than the braindead tumblrtards they love to shit on.

I completely understand what makes up the average /pol/beard. Depression, loneliness, impotence, feelings of dejection and rage towards mainstream society, and the desire to find a quick and easy scapegoat to pin all their problems and frustrations on. Once they put their /pol/-issued "IT'S DA KIKES" blinders on, they're ingrained into a powerful confirmation bias. Instead of talking about their feels and having a good laugh, they just channel all their frustration into a blind, retarded fury, and hurt those around them, and ultimately themselves, in the process.

But, I don't give too much of a shit about them. I just want to be able to have fun and amusing discussions with other anons again without having the board shitted up with "OY VEY ((((((SHLOMO)))))))) GOYIM NIGGER 1488 LOL XDDDDD"

>>37099028
Because b&, also lurk a bit moar for your own good. Unless you browse other sites like Reddit or IFunny, in that case, leave pls.

>>37099065
The fuck are you talking about? I'm in first year of university, I'm 19.

>>37099064
I would honestly prefer a tumblrina. I can't stand /pol/. Tumblr's shit too, but at least I can laugh at that.

>>37099064
screen capped this, good post

>>37099096
It's just two sides of the same annoying coin

>>37099079
Oh, you made it sound like you were underage, which I can tolerate, but I wanted to tread carefully

>>37099064
Oh honey, your type is not physically or mentally capable of the reality that pol is. Stay here, stay safe.

>>37099113
Yeah. Both deserve a brick to the head to be honest. Anyway I'm tired and need to get up in 6 hours. Goodnight anon <3

>>37099116
>professors in high school

>>37099124
Not anon, but I am a certified genius and curl 40s.
/pol/ is the brainlet subhumans that they claim represent minorities.

>>37099064
/pol/ is an equal and opposite reaction to the action that is social justice activism. It's a pendulum swing that just happens to be shifting further right due to excessive boldness from the left. They're advantage happens to be the fact that generation Z is on their side.

>>37099141
I only skimmed, and the way it sounded was something like when I was underage. Sorry, I'm a dumb fag when I'm tired

>>37092494
> PE class in HS
> Teacher ask to find a partner
> In elementary i used to be shitty at PE, but in HS i became pretty good at it, and i had many friends and spoke with most of my class, so np
> I notice that the autist in my class has no partner, so I decide to tell the teacher about it, so he can have someone
> Say out loud "TEACHER, ANON IS LEFT OVER!"
> the teacher looks at me angrily, while some stacies laugh and the dude probably felt like wanting to get out of there
> mfw i just wanted to help that autist and ended up by destroying him, not even in purpose.
Ironically, i still hang out with this dude, hes a fucking autist, but better than being alone kek.

>>37099124
>/pol/beards
>Understanding reality
Your entire view of the world is one gigantic confirmation bias. You parrot the same unbelievably stupid things from the same retards yet claim everyone else is a deluded follower. It's obvious that many people of you /pol/tards have certain doubts about the more far-fetched and absurd claims, yet you pretend and forcibly delude yourselves into believing them, even though every logical and rational voice in your brain is screaming, at least initially, that you're being irrational and the things you're reading are absurdly stupid. But, after reading the same things so many times and being egged on into believing them by the dithyrambic chorus of already brainwashed neckbeards, you ultimately forego those logical and rational voices and allow yourself to be pumped full of any fantastical notion that you come across, so long as it is stringed with "NIGGERS" and "KIKE MEDIA." This is what you call "the redpill." It isn't some epiphanic revelation as you mental midgets believe it is, but it is much rather a complete surrendering of the use of all rational and logical faculties.

I pity you really. One day, you'll probably be embarrassed of how outrageously stupid you acted.

>Team captains picking teams
>Down to the last two
>Me and the guy who is more loser than me because he's like a weirdo who burns things or whatever
>Chad looking between us
>MMMM, anon, I guess

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>psych class for gen-ed requirement
>hear "alright everyone, pair up for... "
>immediately get up to leave
>door is in the front of the class
>awkwardly walk from my seat in the back corner
>feel people watching me as i shuffle by
>die a little inside

Got placed into a group of dumbasses the next class.

>>37099124
>pol
Your newfaggotry is showing

>>37099288
>gen-ed requirement
This will always be bizzare to me. Why does America do this?

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>>37099280
>team picking
>someone picks me before I'm last or second-last
>they win my undying loyalty

>>37098225
>calling people phoneposters when you can't even be bothered to type out the slashes
It's like you don't even understand what's wrong with phoneposters.

>>37099315
to leech more money out of you, what so hard to figure out?

>>37099315
Because universities like money, dumbass

>>37099315
Prob what that other anon said but I really have no clue. Shit sucks senpai.

>>37098368
>>laugh and say 'haha I guess this potato had a worm inside, how would you like my worm inside you?'
What did he mean by this?

>>37099367
>>37099357
>>37099373
I'm surprised they can get away with it. If I study chemistry in the UK, then all I study is chemistry and nothing else.

No one would apply for a course if you had to take african gender studies with your chemistry.

Layan u f ret

>>37099340
tfw first of the loser bunch to get picked

>>37098368
How can anyone possibly be this autistic

>>37094574

>Implying he really is a chad

>>37092494
>tfw either my best friend or my oneitis always picked me

>anon you dont have a booklet so you will have to share
>10 minutes into class not sharing
>stops class and gets chad to give me a booklet and asks chad to share
he was my favourite principle too

>>37097893
>>37097994
>>37098008
fuck you i lost my friends because i dont hate trump

>>37098506
>leftist cuck
>suffers from (((extreme clinical depression)))
LMAOing @ your life, subhuman.

>>37099064
I can HEAR how fat you are just from you typing that post out.

>>37101460
>i lost my friends because i dont hate trump
I know that feel, and I'm not even American.

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>>37101879
im not american either

>sophomore year of high school
>recently move and change schools
>be that "weird new kid"
>okay, because used to being a weird loner anyway
>eating lunch by myself in one of the corners
>girl walks up to me and asks if I want to come eat lunch with her and her friends
>casually look her in the face and say, "no, I like being by myself."
>looks at me like I told her I had Ebola
>quickly walks back to her table and her friends look at me and start whispering and laughing

Such is a day in the life of an asocial weirdo.

>>37097080
Just grow corn you retard.

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>never do any homework, just tests and in-class work
>"For homework, get into groups and do such-and-such"
>stay behind, not forming a group with anyone
>"Anon, since you don't have a partner, get in Chad's group"
>I contribute nothing, as I never do homework
>get an A on the group assignment when it's turned in
>teacher never pairs me with anyone ever again

The worst part was that I actually enjoy the company, but I would receive none unless the other parties were forced into it.

>sports
>first couple of times get picked last because silent loser autist
>people find out I was actually pretty good at sports
>get picked somewhere in the middle from that moment on instead of last

middle school was alright

>>37102462
Your post is giving me a brainfuck. How were you put in groups to do homework?

>>37093502
Fuck son
>group project, due about a week from when it was assigned
>want to get started on it right away, so I can work on other school shit
>group members don't reply to my texts or emails
>did a little in my own time, still hoping they'd help
>fucking NIGHT BEFORE IT WAS DUE "hey anon, what part of the project should I do?"
>did a week's worth of project in one night all by myself
>got a 67
I'm so glad I don't have to take that class anymore.

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>>37092564
I have Tourette's anon, it's a terrible feel. AMA.

>>37102599
Forced to collaborate in our own time.

>>37102691
That's absolutely horrible. In all my time in school I never even heard of such a thing happening. We had our share of group projects in class but we were never expected to meet people outside of school for stuff. Honestly I'm not sure how that could even work considering the lack of public transportation, being too young for cars, parents being too busy working to drive their kids around, etc. Maybe that's not the case where you live.

>Even number of classmates
>3 kids who are friends all work together
>teacher allows it anyway

>>37097071
My English teacher junior year was the cross country coach. I had been in cross country for three years then quit. His class was the only one I ever failed in high school and that was never a red flag for anyone apparently.

>>37097384
It's amazing really because I now work a job where I never have to talk to anybody.

>>37099197
I wonder how you live with yourself knowing how much of a piece of shit you are

>>37096588
Wha skoo

>>37102916
what does this job entail anon