/britfeel/

>>37090989

Way to link, no link.

Kept dying in Dark Souls 3 PVP. Extremely salty lads, not going to lie.

Just had a wank lads, but nothing happened except I came. There was no feeling, no orgasm. Is this the end for me? If I don't have wanking what do I have?

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>>37090989
>next service station meetup when edition

Soon at Warwick Services

Okay guys so I understand that the Illuminati (the ruling elite that are behing-the-scenes with money hidden offshore and in derivatives) are conspiring to reduce testosterone in the male population so that we will be more meek and not resist mindcontrol and brainwashing and assaults on our human rights.

I know it can be done through diet and food but also anime is making us gay and gaming and consumption of media is making us weak and lethargic.

But is there anything I dont know? perhaps some studies that I can redpill people on? I am seeing more and more guys wear cosmetics and skinny jeans and styled hair.. I worry about my fellow man. We won't have the will or strength to fight when the end comes.

Help me out here nibs. Needa be able to redpill my fellow man with factual studies but also I know I'm missing something.. Don't have the full picture yet.

BritNormie, if you read this reply with your trip

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My mouth and throat hurt so much lads. Going to down some painkillers and hope I feel better for wageslaving tomorrow~

Also post waifus

>>37091049
>tfw can't drive

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>barely slept
>grinding 3% exp an hour in an mmo while having a bad throat, headaches, dehydration

when im free 14 hours a day i wish for a game to nolife.

when an mmo or online game arrives that warrants 12+ hour a day grinding i burn out in 3 days and hate myself.

this happens a lot.

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>>37091098
I'll pick you up on the way lad, just be wary I might stall and kill us on the motorway. As long as you hold my hand as we crash it'll be ok

was thinking of going and driving around at like 4am or something when its empty but I'm scared. too scared to drive during the day cause of other cars, too scared at night because night is scary

>>37091055
>us gay and gaming and consumption of media is making us weak and lethargic.

You couldn't be more right. I mean just look at this thread.. the weeb waifu posters are all borderline homosexual, it's those damn cartoons they watch. And gaming makes people weak and lethargic, as you said... which loweres Testosterone further.

Is neetdom/robotdom simply low-T?

>>37091098

Mine do too, it's been like this for a week and a half now, although at least I'm passed the worst of it

>>37091055
Relax lad *YAWN* man anyone else feeling sleepy all of a sudden? I'm gonna lie down and get some rest. Sleep is important lads.

feeling like poo again

Ian Brady will NOT be scattered on the moors

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>live in bungalow
>window is just a view of my back garden hedge
>double glazed windows so cant hear rain
>i will never be this comfy

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>>37091098
I secretly get very lonely around 11pm, then it kind of wears off.

>>37091055

Regular anal inoculation with a testosterone loaded fluid will prevent the feminizing effect.

Because of the global reach of the Illuminati and their NWO lackeys the only way to ensure purity of product is to bite pillow and accept a regular hard anal pounding. Studies have proved that the strongest & most efficacious product is produced by men of sub Saharan African heritage.

Basically anon, the way you fight back is be regularly asd fucked by a black man.

I'll leave the arrangements to you and we'll step through the trunks together in soon hereafter, where we will nullify many of the nemesis!

>>37091143
>borderline


???? Ummm lad....

>>37091192
This sometimes happens to me, but probably more at like 3/4am when I've usually my small group of people I have added online aren't around and this place is slowing down heavily

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>>37091152
Gn8 normie

Oh shit lad he's put a trip on watch out

>>37091055
and what is it exactly that the elite is trying to brainwash you into thinking? what's their endgame?

>>37091250

Hitler didn't hate women

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>>37091055

chek'd

Lad I've been thinking about this pretty much most of the day, xeno and phyloestrogens in plastics, food, milk and the like all accompanied with supposedly shifting constructed public consensus on the evils of masculinity and the baby boomer mentality of 'I've got a gay son, I'm so hip and with it'. A strange business indeed.

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>>37091192
We should go for a night walk together sometime
Went for a walk with the brolly earlier was nice

Goodnight lads

>just about to go to bed
>interesting topic crops up
dammit lads

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parents are going to be pissed if they found i left my warehouse job, have a week to find something else. been sending applications out like crazy, Aldi, Lidl, McDonalds, Burger King, some office stuff

need a miracle lads

>>37091325
Stay uninformed, listen to authority and believe them, spend as much money as you can afford to.. be happy working hard for low pay..

>>37091325

Corruption of our previous bodily fluids lad, corruption of our previous bodily fluids!

>>37091055
I don't believe in a lot of the shit Alex Jones peddles, but I do believe that paedos run the world

They make people in powerful positions fuck underage prostitutes, use this to blackmail them into doing whatever they want. Gradually they get so degenerate sometimes they might even sacrifice infants.

>all these betas who've convinced themselves that they're beta because of the (((illuminati)))
>can't accept the fact that they're just a more feminine male

The shift in public consensus is because of the almighty push from the radical left wing post-modern marxists. Going against this labels you as a racist, misogynist, transphobic piece of shit and people would rather keep quiet than make themselves a target.

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>accidently tipped my bag of white chocolate jazzies and half of them to the cold dirty floor

>>37091055
yeah, the gay and trans hysteria is crazy now. I thought it was all an internet meme but since I've been going outside I can see all the stuff /pol/ warned me about is actually happening in the real world.

On another slightly related note the local police posted misogyny is now classed as a hate crime in my area and posted a video of girls saying they got offended because someone complimented on their looks

>>37091335
Exactly Lad, check'd too.

Mental illness, trans, lgbt, sissy boys... butch women... all on the rise, and expoentially, at that.

They are creating a population that is easy to control, fattening us up like chickens to the slaughter.

We need to learn and practice martial arts, improve our diets and avoid exposure to plastics if we want to stand a chance when things get REALLY bad in the near-future.

>>37091425
>radical left wing post-modern marxists.

Kek!

>>37091425
>radical left wing post-modern marxists
>>post-modern
u wot lad

>>37091372
say they have had to let some people go due to financial difficulties and you was 1 of the unlucky few.
it helps if you haven't been there long as you can blame it on last in first out.
i've lied to my mum about having a job before and lied about being let go from the fake job.

>>37091466

I'm not not 100% sure but I think we say in English - "People who don't call niggers niggers"

>>37091452
>tfw already fallen for some of these

what should I do lads?

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>>37091376

Don't forget that these things lead to plummeting native birth rates even within one generation, whilst Blair + co's pets are pumping them out like factories. Not that the Kalgeri plan is real or anything.

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>>37091098
Hahahaha. I want to die, lads

I have inherited this woman's Degree certificate

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennie_Lee,_Baroness_Lee_of_Asheridge

Should I feel lucky? Or is this a largely irrelevent thing to have.

>>37091477
>say they have had to let some people go due to financial difficulties and you was 1 of the unlucky few.

I've been there only two weeks of a 2 month contract, and I've had genuine days off twice already because I've hurt my legs because the job is so physical. I've been setting it up to tell them I was fired for having three absences so quickly, but I;m not sure they will buy it

that's why i so want another job to fall back on so they can't be pissed

>>37091463
>>37091466

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-SGqRToXYE

educate urself

>>37091506

If you ever see someone using the word 'patriarchy' then they're probably a post-modernist. They want to tear down the value structure of society because society is built on nothing but oppression.

>>37091517
>what should I do lads?

Take a little school,
Play a little pool,
Sometimes act the fool,
Be real cool.

dont know what to buy lads.

tell me some great films or graphic novels. i need some easy stuff to consume

>>37091568
>Jordan Peterson
>""educate"" yourself
No thank you!

>>37091594

Why not? What's your argument against him?

>>37091568

Too late for comedy, have you anything a little Neo-Noir?

>>37091588

I assume you've read Crossed?

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>>37091463
>>37091466
Post Modems lads
Claimed my waifu for tonight

>>37091588
buying into the consuming media meme.

you really want the illuminati to have an easy way with you don't you?

>>37091627

Black as the ace of spades, typical!

Bit sad boys. Just not feeling it tonight. Just conscious that there's a lot of life I'll have to have tomorrow as well. Had about enough. Not going to do anything, just going to keep sighing and wishing that each breath out might just let my soul slip out of there.

>>37091654
Got any more nice Golly Wog pics lads

>>37091650
>ou really want the illuminati to have an easy way with you don't you?

Do they have a pamphlet I could read?

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>>37091098
bastard steam keeps freezing when i leave rocket league for a bit. not happy desu. but i want that veteran rank and i've
only 1.5 levels to go.
time for a caffeine boost

>>37091669

Tomorrow is another day lad.
Do you have a bakery handy that does those custard slices... You know, the ones with the pink icing?

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>>37091588

Conan the Barbarian. A trained killing machine goes to blows with a nefarious and secretive reptile worshipping cult who is kidnapping the young men and women of the realm and turning them against their communities and societies. Great watch.

>>37091622
never heard of it. dont read many graphic novels but they are comfy and easy.

this looks weird from what i am seeing

>>37091650
dont start lad. im bored, and i deserve some down time. i dont believe in the illuminati.

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>>37091568
Jordan peterson

I watched half of that, the shit he's talking about post-modernism is complete bullshit. People whining about patriarchy are not post-modernists. He doesn't even understand post-modernism properly.

The truth is that it's divide and rule by the elites (not university professors, actual people behind the scenes with money funding media and social-interest groups... behavioural economists...) man vs woman.. black vs white.. left vs right..

They pushed feminism to the extreme and way beyond what it needed to accomplish, and continue to propogate the myth of the glass-ceiling and gender-pay-gap to further increase the conflict between men and women.

Meanwhile are our men are becoming feminized and our women are becoming masculinised, wearing suits and working in stressful jobs... weakening the genes of our future

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Slim cock bough

>>37091706
I do, but not a big fan. Might treat meself to some noodles or if I'm feeling like making the extra effort, maybe a Macca's or KFC. Just what's no the bus route really.

>>37091693
That isn't lies and misdirection? you don't get the concept of the shadow-elite very well do you?

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/apr/13/offshore-panama-papers-murky-investors <-- this is quite the pamphlet for the illuminati.

>>37091723
>this looks weird from what i am seeing

Very.

How about the ministry of outer space?

>>37091724
Wow... /pol/tard that actually understands what post-modernism actually is..... Rare sight!

Thinking about buying this lads

https://www.amazon.com/Shadow-Elite-Undermine-Democracy-Government/dp/0465022014

>>37091777
Sorry, it's just Ministry Of Space.

I liked that one, bit of a twist in it.

>>37091710
fuck off your american cunt

Anyone get inordinately annoyed with adverts? Like that Muller golden balls one where the dozy bint just wanders out across a running track and offers them some? There's NO WAY she did that by accident. She was spoiling everyone else's race just for a bit of attention. Not to mention someone could have got seriously injured which could have had an effect on their sporting career and you just know she wouldn't take the blame for it. No justice, I tell you.

Like who gives a fuck about conspiracy shit

We're all ambitionless neets who are never going to procreate or make any meaningful impact on the world anyway.

>>37091711
>A trained killing machine goes to blows with a nefarious and secretive reptile worshipping cult who is kidnapping the young men and women of the realm and turning them against their communities and societies.

sounds a lot like a metaphor for whats happening in the west right now with the jews turning whites against each other

>>37091724

>People whining about patriarchy are not post-modernists
>He doesn't even understand post-modernism properly.

What's real post-modernism then? They reject the very notion of a value structure and a hierarchy and then label everything as "oppressed" or "oppressor" power games between groups. There is no individual, only your group identity.

>man vs woman
Well that sounds like a post modern "us vs them" attitude. Men are the oppressor class and women are the oppressed class and men should be destroyed.

>black vs white
Hmm..another one. White privilege sound familiar? Group identity versus group identity. My group is oppressed by your group therefore your group is evil and must be destroyed.

>left vs right
just lol.

You're fucking ready to believe that the ~ILLUMINATI~ is secretly conspiring to literally feminise men through food and plastic to make society weaker.

Lmao sort your fucking life out lad and clean your room.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCfIuFmULkg

He describes the post-modern ideology perfectly here and how they came to the conclusions they did.

>>37091816
bb-bbbbttubtubut we must secure the existence of our people and a future for hwhittite chilldddrennn

>>37091863
>based off japanese imageboard
>owned by japanese man

;)

>>37091775

I was thinking more of something that showed the kind of uniforms they have on offer and the sorts of people you could expect to liquidate if you signed up... Maybe the opportunities to avail yourself of any sort of "Joy Division" type organisation?

Because I'm quite into things like that, and also Monster Munch, the burny ones.

>>37091857
I've got it covered m8. I fucked your mum. Her minge didn't half hum though, she needs to sort herself out. I think I caught something as well, been itching ever since.

>>37091801
i will check it out, thanks

i would probably buy manga but i dont have the space for it

>>37091701
whats that rank system anyway, appreantly i'm a "pro" but I'm the lowest rank in solo queue 3v3.

haven't played for ages anyway, Len never asked me anymore

>>37091816
i used to look into conspiracy theories a lot. none of it makes sense when you actually study history and politics. humans have often believed in conspiracy theories. they are a boogeyman, and i think time would be better spent looking into other things

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>>37091724

This isn't entirely true. Post-modern in this sense is related to the critical theory seen in writers of the Frankfurt school, who sought to bring about social change by critical examinations of 'truths', erosions of objectivity and viewing things in infinitely interpretable ways as seen later in Derrida and Foucalt and the like.

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>>37091098
Think my eyesight's going from staring at a screen too much.

I used to have good eyesight, but I went shooting not long ago, and I noticed that I couldn't properly focus on things beyond 30m, and that text about 10m away that I could once read, I no longer can.

Or maybe I'm just paranoid and my eyesight's fine.

Also watching game of thrones. Up to season 4 now. It's pretty good.

posted.

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>>37091825

Now ya mention it....

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>>37091921
FUCK OFF ANNUNAKI INFILTRATOR STOP DEVOURING THE PSYCHIC EGGS SURROUNDING OUR UNRAPED CHILDREN WHITE REEEEE

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this thread is making my mind hurt lads, my NEET brain doesn't like reading about the definition of post-modernism

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I was bad
no snack for me today

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>>37091984
>1984

having said that, I was just checking up on my stalking normiebook account and the police posted this. (((They))) are too obvious

>>37091984
me neither lad.. no idea what these lads are talking about. think i might pop off to beddy-byes in a bit

>>37091984

Hang in for another hour or so, lad. They'll wheel out the lizard people and ZOG. It's a bit less "read-y".

>>37091796
>Burger name
>lads
R u dum

>>37092021
>love is love

Gays can't love

>>37091835
Post-Modernism is shit like "there is no truth, only interpretation" No post-modern writings are concerned with oppression and politics.. it's a philosophy, and a pretty empty, meaningless one at that. Post-modernism hasn't really shaped thinking or culture and most philosophers consider it as quite a waste of time to study or think about.

Po-mo doesn't state anything about group identity/lack of individual, everything you said about po-mo has come from jordan peterson's bullshit (he is pushing his own theory which is completely ridiculous if you actually read anything about po-mo)

https://www.bethinking.org/human-life/postmodernism-and-the-question-of-identity.

Go on wikipedia and see what po-mo actually is, or read that article. Jordan Peterson has no evidence or facts to support his argument that post-modernism is anything more than a philsophy which was out-dated before it even made an impact in society.

>>37092021

Good of you to share it on here lad, thanks!

>>37091835
Find me anyone talking about post-modernism in a similar way to jordan peterson, I challenge you. He's spouting nonsense, It's almost like he's using post-modernism as a scapegoat to simplify his argument against SJWs, because he doesn't actually understand the real causes behind the SJW movement

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>>37092053
>>37091923

You can't just ignore posts that are inconvenient to your reasoning lad.

>>37091835
>>~ILLUMINATI~~ illuminati is just a nickname for the shadow-elite

>>37091983
lad why do you believe in any of this? its probably just a marketing scheme. most of the the conspiracy theories websites are full of adverts and the books are easy to produce. its like something a failed sci fi writers creates

>>37092011

I don't know who the dead lad is lad, or who you reckon it was killed him but from the limited bit I've seen on here this evening, I reckon if your chum was anything like you he have been, as we say, "in need of being killed".

It's a funny old world!

>tfw just about to buy a dragon onesie for my have a guess for their birthday

excited desu

the illuminati is a meme

>>37092053
>>37092078

So the rational explanation for the rise of the radical left is the Illuminati lizard people poisoning men with plastic to increase the divide between genders and groups because of ~reasons~

Of course a university professor and clinical psychologist who has studied philosophy and the dangers of ideology for 40 years has no idea what he's talking about :^)

Stop making excuses for being a fucking beta and just accept it then you can sort your fucking life out and get off /pol/

THERE IS A SHADOWY GROUP THAT COOPERATE TO MAKE MONEY IN DERIVATIVES THROUGH HEDGE-FUNDS BASED OFFSHORE TO PROTECT THEIR WEALTH AND KEEP MONEY OUT OF THE ECONOMY TO STOP AN INFLATION-BUMP LIKE NO OTHER WE EVER KNEW.

IT'S NOT A CONSPIRACY THEORY. THE AMOUNT OF MONEY KEPT IN DERIVATIVES OFFSHORE IS MORE THAN THE GDP OF USA JAPAN AND RUSSIA COMBINED.

>>37092141
>So the rational explanation for the rise of the radical left

I'm going to guess you do not remember the 70s & 80s?

Lel!

The fleeting nature of time in the volatility of business now means that workers live in episodic moments of the present. Kids grow up in phases, the unemployed are in between jobs, we're always trying to plan ahead, so the future has been folded into the present, and on top of that is the confusing realisation that this entire planet, which is actually quite a small and lonely place, is filled with an astronomical number of human beings who all need to be individually respected. In the midst of an entire society of identity crisis and contradicting moral values a new search for greater personal meanings arose; people want a solid moral foothold in this very unstable world, so individuals peruse in and out of major lifestyle brands and political movements, so the postmodern arts and entertainment that evokes the postmodern era are inherently schizophrenic. You have characters with the conflicting sense of time and place, who often have to juggle multiple plots at once, each one within uncertain context. If modernist fiction popularised meta-narratives, then postmodern fiction popularised meta-fiction - you have highbrow literature delivered through lowbrow mediums, stories that tell stories about other stories, you have a deconstruction of what narrative rules constitute realism, and fiction that's critical of those dogmas. The nature of postmodern art is to question the dogmas of what came before it, that is the rules and techniques that were accepted as permanently modern despite, ironically, characterising a very brief period of history, and one of the most effective ways to do that is to highlight the context in which art is presented, oftentimes by pranking the viewer into questioning whether or not it's art at all. These urinals and soup cans didn't take a vast amount of skill to make and they're not pretty to look at, but what's important about them is the context that they're presented in within the art gallery.

>>37092201
The real showpiece is how ready people were to put this stuff on a pedestal. These artists knew that they already had fans who would justify whatever they made, and they also knew that people would care enough to argue about it, and even that is a part of the context these pieces are actually showcasing. They use this context to deliver messages about taste and class, or about reproduction or originality. In other words, postmodern art asks questions about art by putting it in an unfamiliar context.

>>37092179

But do they have a cool corporate HQ with like, machine guns, in the walls and stuff?

>>37092195

Oh right the Illuminati did that too?

>>37092179
that isnt a conspiracy theories. its just called tax avoidance. all sorts of academic shit about this. they teach this in university, its hardly a conspiracy theory.

>>37092201

You know it takes less time to click "hide post" than it did you c&p that drivel?

mum keeps telling me i stink and should go in for a shower and also get my haircut and shave

hate her nagging tbqh

>>37092223

If you believe that there is, currently, a "radical left" you clearly do not remember the 1970/80s.

That's all.

>>37092251
You know it took even longer to type up a response to it?

>>37092259

Have you considered washing?

It can be quite enjoyable.

>>37092141
I only browse /pol/ for a laugh.

I never said anything about plastics. I talked about anime and gaming making us GAY and you've been jebaited and BY THE WAY ILLUMINATI is just a nickname for the real-richest people in the world (top tip: it's not bill gates.. the richest people have their wealth extremely well hidden and pay no tax to anyone) and yes, they do influence what food we eat and what we consume with regards to culture because they OWN LARGE SHARES OF THE FOOD INDUSTRY AND MASS MEDIA.

They aren't doing it for ~reasons~ it's because divide and rule makes the population easier to control! we are busy in-fighting and not enlightening ourselves on the real truth out there and campaigining for a society that isn't manipulated by vested interests.

Quote Jordan Peterson some more! (sort your life out) (I don't browse pol seriously) Or learn to think for yourself instead, look into the banking system or economics of derivatives and offshore banking... Look up the behavioral insights team.. or 'nudge unit' and behavioral economics...

Rofl and you think i'm an idiot.. yet you're the one believing in Peterson's opinion like it's gospel and making baseless incorrect assumptions about me!

>>37092297
not him lad but since i know fuck all about everything can you let me know what was going on in the 70s and 80s?

>>37092304

Yeah, but I'm a giver...

>>37092319
no hate showers tbqh ngl

last shower I had was back in december

dont do anything but sit in my room anyway so theres no need

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>tfw feelin' the feels

>>37092327

There as a radical left.

>>37092348

Bath lad. Showers are for lumberjacks and footballers.

Take your uncomfy politics to /pol/!

>>37092179
Yes, this is nt a conspiracy theory. it's 100% truth. and the sick thing is they control governments and manipulate us to create whats called "manufactured consent"

>>37092234
No it's not a conspiracy theories. Do they teach how much influence a small number of people have over the economy ?

>>37092396

Where do they stand on bumsecks in service station toilets?

HE'LL NEVER LOVE YOU

THE WAY THAT I LOVE YOU

COZ IF HE DID OH NO

HE'D NEVER MAKE YOU CRY

any lads nightwalk here?

love just going out around about now and walking for an hour or two think im a weird one but its comforting

why should i care about some people making more money when pakis are raping our children?

>>37092441
I used to jog at night because I was too embarrassed to exercise in daylight

Only time I nightwalked recently was to go to Pokemon GO gyms

>>37092326

>anime and gaming making us gay

Anime isn't making you gay. Having no social contact with women therefore making you isolated and weird so you start jerking off to weirder and weirder things. You're prison gay due to lack of affection.

Of course the 1% wants to stay on top. Everyone at the top of a value structure wants to stay there. That's the entire point of a value structure. It's inherently built into us biologically and culturally.

But then to take that information and somehow come up with a concept like:

>the 1% are making us gay with anime & food to keep us weak so we can't challenge them.

What the fuck have you been smoking mate. Seriously The 1% is using anime to make you weak & gay? Jesus. I can't even begin to imagine a mindset that's ready to believe that and then still have the gall to tell other people to think for themselves.

Lets do a thought experiemt. Western free market capitalism is suddenly destroyed. They tore down the patriarchy. What do you replace it with?

Your own egalitarian utopia? Oh wait. That's communism.

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>>37091627
This was my first modem

>>37092415
i dont study economics so i wouldn't know for sure but im sure some do. my uni had lectures on state crime and i read an academic book on managed democracy that one of the teachers recommended

i mean, the elite having control over the population is nothing new, its been happening since athens, since democracy. its an age old battle - the workers vs the elite.

>>37092201
>>37092211
https://youtu.be/T-2YuPGYabw?t=282
Mong

>>37092503
buy my socks

>>37092479
>western free market capitalism suddenly destroyed

Wait, we have a free market? I thought we had socialism for the rich?

>>37092482
I had a 14.4k generic card that I got with my first hookup. Then a cheapy 56k which might actually still be about somewhere...

>>37092479
>>37092326
>gaming making us GAY and you've been jebaited and BY THE WAY ILLUMINATI
>making us GAY and you've been jebaited and
>you've been jebaited
>baited

I think I know which of these two is the stupidest kek.

>>37092097
I'm honestly not sure to what extent I believe it but it's more than most people and I cannot in good conscience rule it out. There's something going on. Mark my words, there's something going on.

>>37092441
Nope, just get high and browse /r9k/ every night.
Where do you walk for that long?

>>37092326
>I talked about anime and gaming making us GAY and you've been jebaited

how would that work, it would mean thousands of people would have to be in on the conspiracy lol. do you think manga artists sit there and draw feminine characters because they want to make people gay

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Sorry, I thought this was /britfeel/.

The illuminati makes people shove stuff up their desusan

gonna have a wank to some gay stuff just to spite you conspiracy nuts lol

>>37092584

Probably, but if you ever find out what it is "they" will have you bumped off lad.

Better off adopting a sexual preversion or some other useful hobby.

>>37092574

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TW6xMt1iH1M

>>37092617

Some septic is upset because some group of septics had another septic shot.

Like, hold the front page... Dead septic... Shot by a fellow Septic???

It must be fucking February 29th lad because that NEVER happens.

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>>37092644
omg they gonna kill me cus i no the reel truth about stuff leul

>>37092625

Shit, I am one and I never even knew.

That, I mean we are sneaky fuckers.

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HAAAAVENT HAAD A DREEWAM IN A LOOONG TIIIME
SEEN THHEEE LIIIFE IVE HAAAAD COUULD MAAKE A GOOD MAAN BAAAD
SOO FOOR ONCEEE IN MYYY LIFFWW
LEET MEE, LEET ME, LEEEEEET ME
GEEET WHAT I WAAANT
TGIIIS TIME

>>37092584
>>37092644
not much is going on other than the rich think the poor are too stupid so they manage their lives

https://faculty.washington.edu/smcohen/320/cave.htm

>>37092697

You're lizard food mate. Sorry.

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>>37092709
they made me stick stuff up my but and pput a smelly winky in my mouthie and uhmygod im gay now because i dont get any affection and also i learned martial artis ninjitsu infact and i can know fthrow stars really good and hit the people that dont want to tell me truth and use clever stuff they read in psychology books to keep you from the real understanding and it 's ok because i like to read mangas and animus hehehe

and also play videog ames hkek such fun


wish i had a job

>>37092011
>American shit
couldn't care less mate

>>37092725
cont

this is the way it should be, i think. the poor are sacrificed in order to create greatness. humans would not willing work shit if they were greatly educated.

there is no freedom in this world, only slaves and masters. look into Aristotle and you will know why this has to be.

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IM GONNA EAT SO MUCH SOY WATCH SO MUCH ANIME AND FUCK SO MUCH GAY ASS THAT THEY WILL TURN ME INTO A SUPER-WOMAN, NOT JUST AN ORDINARY BETA FEMALE BUT A GOD DAMN SUPER WOMAN AND THEN IM GONNA RUUUULE THE WORLD HAHAHAHAHA

Seriously though, I was reading about Behavioural Econimics yesterday and someone mentioned the nudge unit again today...

#Illuminaticonfirmed

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>If you were only taller and English and rich and a guitar player. And older.

This film relates to me in a way that nothing else can.

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Does anyone know the actual reason test levels are much lower on average now than they were 50 years ago or so?

>People keep thinking Britnormie is me.

Pretty aggravating tbqh

>>37092794
It is not advantageous for one to be held in slavery who is not a natural slave, Aristotle contends, claiming that such a condition is sustained solely by force and results in enmit

>>37092840
In general they are not. But if you want to, you can choose a set which will represent that view. Much as you could be selective and show how they have increased.

he has only been mentioned once this thread, what are you on about

>>37092840
Recent studies have that found environmental impacts on testosterone levels. For example, testosterone levels were lower in US Air Force veterans exposed to dioxins while spraying Agent Orange during the Vietnam War, as well as in men exposed to phthalates at work.

>>37092817

>just googled nudge unit
>wiki page for Behavioural Insights Team pops up
>read it

How is this anything to do with the Illuminati?

Oh no, they set up a program where they text people who owe money 10 days before the bailiffs come round and it showed an increase in people paying their debts.

I guess from that you can deduce that the Illuminati is making us all gay & weak with anime, gaming and food because they want to keep us weak!

>>37092818
If yer maaa had wheels she'd be a bike

>>37092899
They need to get bummed. Direct injection of hormone bearing fluid.

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How do I redpill my friends about the real reasons for the financial crises the last few decades and about vast wealth inequality and on the interconnectedness of shareholders in media outlets?

Guys I just got some random guy to sniff my cock and arsehole and he was turned off? what do?

Jesus fuck it's like reading the script of a Deus Ex game in here. But written by people who speak fluent chinglish.

I'm away for a shit.

>>37092912
The BIT went partly-private after completing a few simple experiments. Now they aren't liable to answer to freedom of information requests, yet still receive government funding.

Nobody knows what they are 'nudging' us to do now.

>>37092974

Shit lad. Its all falling into place. Mummy may, the gay agenda, cucking, tyrones. male genocide.

>>37092946
If they live in mummy's basement or work in McDos will they give a fuck?

>Wah I blame the government for my foot fetish

Give me a fucking break

>>37092853
exactly. the poor are natural slaves as they are brought up in these conditions, and the laws reflect the interest of the elite. i am poor myself but it benefits me. look into how it also ultimately benefis slaves too. if we lived in anarchy, we would move no were as a species, and the slaves find a better life as subjects to a state rather than living in the wild.

best not discussing this further. think i am just going to offend people, and i doubt many people want to read it.

>>37092989
THEY WANT YOU TO BECOME A WOMAN

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Rubbed toothpaste on myself because I heard it gets rid of spots. My chest is really bad for them, luckily I don't get many on my face now.

>>37091560
did your parents know about the time off?

>>37092974
>Nobody knows what they are 'nudging' us to do now.


Bumsecks. Lots & lots of bumsecks.

In service stations.

>>37093015
you stupid brah.

>>37093017

I'm game. Can retire earlier.

So banks create money from nothing and charge interest? they dont even need to own the money they lend? that's cool.

btw my only friends are all unemployed and in bad jobs too lol

>>37093045
tell me why you disagree. perhaps you dont understand. insulting another rather than arguing displays a lack of ability to express your opinion

>tfw money arrives in your bank account

yay

>>37093055
yessss that's it'! vote in your self-interest to want to relax!!!

>>37093080

Did your mummy ever have you tested?

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This thread is shit. If I wanted to read up about conspiracy theories I'd go to /pol/ or better yet have a sit down with my dad as he tells me how we're living in the matrix without realising how gay that sounds.

>>37093080
no point wasting words on some shill

>>37093099

Mind you, I'm not sure how I'll break it to the Mrs. That she's a lesser now but I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

>>37091896
0-9: Rookie
10-19: Semi-pro
20-29: Pro
>30-39: Veteran
40-49: Expert
50-59: Master
60-73: Legend
74-75: Rocketeer
does he not ask you due to a lack of enthusiasm on your part
I've offered before if you're ebinanon, the offer's still there if you want. dropshot though, i'm not really a fan of the other stuff, and i'm still breddy shit desu

>>37093103
im going to ignore you now because it appears as though you're baiting and i am not going to waste time on someone who does not want to converse

>>37093015

Better to be a slave of a system you understand than thrown naked and screaming into the jungle at night.

You're able to post on a mongolian basket weaving forum at 2am on a Thursday in the comfort of your room with readily available food and entertainment.

Are you really a slave though? You're not property. Someone doesn't 'own' you like you think they do. You're able to move up the value structure of society if you work hard enough.

>>37092574
>baited
so this whole discussion about conspiracy and stuff was all because of a bait?

>>37093149

Mm hmm. Thought that.

Reality is not what we perceive it to be.

>>37093157
have a room and food and entertainment for 5 hours a day and then time to sleep and go back to work but cant afford to ever acquire capital to invest and break free

not a slave

ok..

>>37093148
yeah thats me

to be fair I don't really play games much, no motivation to. I don't really like dropshot and the normal mode pisses me off because I suck too.

I need to finsih bayonetta before vanquish launches, been playing it for like a month and i've only been on it for 5 hours.

>>37093157
hurr durr if i work really hard and get very good quality assesment scores at work ill get to be rich too one day!!! lol!!

What do you lads think about elites and child sex trafficking?

Suprisingly the only conspiracy theory I give credence to, suprising given that it is one of the most out there theories there is

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>>37090989
>finally get called back for a job interview
>get offered the job
>new job try to contact references
>both companies dont respond

This is going to fall through, isn't it?

It's a bit more autie than usual in here tonite.

>>37093227
I unironically believe Mozart is still alive

Here's a conspiracy lads, I just pooed but didn't have to wipe.

>>37093244

hes alive in our hearts.

>>37093227

Are they hiring, lad?

>>37093233

Maybe, depends on the nature of the job.

hm, another fap and then get into bed, get into bed then another fap, or just bed and no fap, what to do...

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british meme harvest is picking up lads.
some political meme groups on fb now.
just search for general election memes.

>>37093351
>white foot in the bottom right

shit image

>>37093157
>Are you really a slave though? You're not property. Someone doesn't 'own' you like you think they do. You're able to move up the value structure of society if you work hard enough.

its debatable. im not a slave in the classical sense but the same philosophy of slavery or subjection to a state is still applicable to my life. of course im not property to an individual but i am property to the state. slavery may be too strong of a word because of the attachments to it but regardless the poor are still managed by the elite for the interest of the state, and the philosphy displayed the elite is that of Aristotle and Plato. of course a subject, or slave today would be be exactly the same because the world is different. take reference to plato and the cave, a poor person would be someone in the cave.

>>37093212
normally I don't have the motivation, but am loving rocket league, and heroes of the storm,
completed sleeping dogs recently that was good
next game i'm looking forward to is micro machines http://store.steampowered.com/app/535850/Micro_Machines_World_Series/
loved that when I was younger

>>37093309
It's a council job, so they probably won't decide to give the references a pass. I just hope they chase them up rather than give up and offer the job to someone else (although I can see the latter is the path of least resistance).

I'm leaving you /britfeel/
We aren't good for each other
I'm going to stay at /fit/'s for a while
Don't wait up

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>>37090989
White women are easy edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighbourhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

*intimidates white boy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl within a one mile radius with your beautiful big black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>37093384
Looks like it could be fun, fucking 22 quid though

>>37093490

Looks good, Netflix?

when do you lads think it will be worth getting a nintendo switch?

>>37093667
Around the end of the year. They'll be a few releases around christmas. I wouldn't bother until then though.

>>37093500
I know.me still wanty though
anyway, back to task at hand. veteran here I come
adios muchaco

>>37093667
If you're older than 12 then never

>>37093680
yeah, i like the look of that mario game. not enough good games out atm.

i have been playing dragon ball fusions on my ds lately

>>37093529
Around the end of the year. They'll be a few releases around christmas. l wouldn't bother until then though.

>>37093697
b-but i like Nintendo :(

>>37093667
Depends on if you want Zelda I guess. Seems like the only real way to play it as the Wii u one is choppy as hell.

>>37093697
This goes for all video games.

>>37093667
See how this E3 goes first. Since Mario is the only late 'big' game coming out for it. I'm hoping something gets announced soon.
Already annoying a lot of publishers keep saying they wont do Switch games when already I want to play games on it more than a standard console.

It feels like the transition from mobile phone to smart phone. I don't want to go back.

I just bought a thinkpad for 140GBP was this a mistake?

>>37093785
Where did you buy it from? They are good laptops but I bought a t420 from eBay a few months back and it broke within a week. Got a full refund but still, effort.

>watching videos on youtube where people confess sexual secrets

why do i do it? i know it makes me feel worse but i just cant stop, i need a hobby lads, recommend he a hobby for gods sake

>>37093888
Sounds interesting desu, got a link?

>>37093907

watched a few vids tonight, this one isnt exactly a confession like the others but the related videos list at the side will probably have some of those in it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJjcQIR2EP4

What should i expect from tinder lads? im not bad looking but dont consider myself very photogenic

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>>37093949
How bloody awful

>>37094016
you should expect bots, fat girls. you will probably match with the odd qt but she is likely to ignore you or stop talking to you after a handful of messages. maybe you will get lucky and get on well with a qt

>>37094077

is it easy to tell which ones are bots? or are they pretty convincing? im not great at conversation so i might not be able to tell

>>37093233
Shouldn't do lad, almost no one does the reference shit these days

>>37094123
they are normally obvious, they will ask you to sign up to a website after so many messages. if you ask them a direct question and they ignore it, its normally a bot. the pictures normally look really fake too

>>37094188

thanks for the advice laddy, i suppose ill have to get some pictures for my failbook profile

UKIP wants to introduce checks on grills to make sure their baginas aren't getting mutilated. Why is no one else doing this?

>>37094259
Becuase it's their culture. REEEEEEEEEEE STOp OpRESSIN PoC PEACEFUL MUSLIMS

>>37094296
>>37094259
i find it funny how its predominately women that advocate the acceptance of Muslims but they are the most subject to their tyranny. it is women who lose out the most in Islamic countries.

Donny Trump is set to resign in the next few days before he can be impeached.

Mike Pence will take the reign only to be impeached in the next month.

Welcome to Paul Ryan, next President of the United States.

What think /britfeel/?

>>37094376
As a homo, I think it's absolutely ridiculous that we keep letting them in. Western, secular ideals simply do not mesh with theirs, it's not like they're changing theirs either. Almost seems a bit childish, really.

>>37094464
He didn't last very long, did he?

>>37094464

proper nutters them men

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>>37094464
>implying this will happen
Wew

>>37094588

you'd be surprised of the intel that's out there friendo.

>>37094597
Source me then, you daft cunt

>>37094607
ain't on the clear net. Don't call me a daft cunt m8. We're all friendly on the nightshift here.

>>37094624

even though i dont agree with what this lad is saying about the US, i have to agree with him, no bully in /britfeel/ pls

>>37094695
except poley

orginal

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>didn't wipe down my hand after wanking
>went to my mouse
>got it all over the bottom of my mouse and now its not moving correctly because its sticky
>its still all over my hand as i type this

>>37094464
>Idiot liberals crying for trump to be out
>not realising the alternatives are far worse
Funny how "Lesser of Two Evils" is only a valid argument when it means voting the way they want

>>37094376
Gotta give em some credit, they really fucking know how to manipulate women like puppets.

Even getting them to believe hijabs are a good thing when in most of the countries known for it the feminists protested massively against them when they were introduced.

>that Seinfeld episode where Jerry gives his gf a date rape drug so he can play with toys

>>37094813
based jerry tbqh

YOUUULL NEVER CATCH ME BRITFEEL IM YOUR WORSTEST NIGHTMARE HAHA

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>>37095005
not the hamburgler again!

he gone burgled all our hams!

lads it is 4 oclock, and fucking light
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOukxl4BG_c

>>37095101
it's really pissing me off.

I like summer for the warm sunny days, but I really do not want my nights shortened. I hate going to sleep at like 5 and its fucking light out.

>>37095166
i'm not planning on sleeping till tonight i'm a idiot on a mission, just stopped for some food, a spliff and a check of the thread

>its a checking people from my secondary school year on facebook and seeing how well they're doing compared to me episode

>>37095269
>did that a couple of months ago
>everyone is doing better than me
Looks like it's time to close this circle and kill myself

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>>37095282
yeah I keep doing it, even the thick cunts have jobs, relationships and seem generally happy. The cunt who fell on top of me and concussed me in year 5 is currently touring the world with his girlfriend after completeing his law degree a couple of years ago

>>37095005
>YOUR WORSTEST NIGHTMARE HAHA
The postman leaving me a "We missed you" note when I was actually in?

>>37095101
Hate this too, feels awful sleeping at 5 when the sun is up

>>37095269
Don't do that to yourself lad

just had a poo lads

it was really big and smelly and my bum is still stinging

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thought my hand had turned dry and had dead skin on it - turns out it was just some dry cum

>tfw internet is playing up
Yay

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>get <3 hours sleep or try and power through
>working from home so could have a few naps later I suppose

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>tfw less the half a kilometre away from a barracks so if nukes a dropped there is a good chance I'll get caught in the nuclear fire

I had my first shower in a weak
Good God I reeked

>>37096477
power through lad
i'm pulling an all nighter, just been to the petrol station for a can of rockstar and got a feast lolly as well
gonna have a spliff then a wank then get back to gaming

If you value the NHS and publicly funded education, please vote your conscience and vote Labour. Millions of vulnerable disabled individuals up and down this country are being targeted by the callous government and public health workers are being stretched to their limits. Even if brexit is important to you, please understand all that's at stake this election. Let's turn a new page after 7 years of Tory austerity and vote for adequate funding.

So lonely and sad
Zero friends online or in real life, computer is shit and can't run recent games, too lazy to upgrade, too lazy to do ANYTHING at all besides going to work, and I dread doing that
I never have any energy and always feel like shit. I don't think I'm depressed just sad and feel so worthless and unable to do anything.

>>37092051
This is true every time gays have an opportunity to represent themselves they just display load of vulgar over sexualized south. I have never heard a gay love song

So I bought the gathering storm trilogy books from the black library the other day but the post man left it with a nabiour and didn't say which one I've asked them both but they say they haven't got it. What do I do now?

>>37097899
if you ever do upgrade there's people on here willing to game with you lad

>>37097899
I would say get yourself to your GP but having to wait in there will probably push you over the edge.

Nobody you can talk to? GP will probably just throw happy pills at you anyway, which is hardly ideal.

>internet out since last friday
what have I missed?

fell in love with a random girl who gets the same train as me again lads

>>37095005
I AM ALIVE

>>37095269
Luckily when i had my degenerate period i dragged a couple of school mates down with me. Now i've recovered and they haven't so at least i'm better than someone.

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>>37095269
>tfw deleted my facebook

>>37095269
>look at people from my class
>1 is dead
>another is in prison
At least im not them

Lads, will my GP be able to give me antidepressants?
Thinking of trying them out

>>37099097
if he reckons you're depressed enough for them yeah

>>37099125
Well he knows that I am hearing voices most likely as a result of being repeatedly raped as a toddler, should be good enough, right?

>>37099136
I dont know what meds you get for schizophrenia, but it sounds more likely tjat he'll give you those

don't wanna go to work lads, they don't even need me in today sigh, suppose it's gonna be an easy day standing around at least

>>37098633
>what have I missed?
Nothing. Absolutely nothing

>>37098633
SNAFU
situation normal. all fucked up.

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Pls respond you crazed fuck. We were supposed to end the normies

>>37091984
>this thread is making my mind hurt lads, my NEET brain doesn't like reading about the definition of post-modernism
Do not let the trolls get to you
That why I was saying Post Modems much more fun

Chris Cornell dead lads

>>37099481
Oh boo hoo. Let's all weep over a celebrity

Didn't win the lottery AGAIN ffs

>>37099491
Alright edgelord some people might be a fan of his work.

>>37099481
always thought his music was shite

>>37099506
Are you kidding me? The same shit happens every time. Some celebrity dies and the media and everyone up to my gran goes into overdrive "mourning" them.

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Morning lads~

>wake up with a headache and my mouth still hurts
>cannot call in sick or mr shekelberg will get passive aggressive with me

I miss uni so much when I could just send a vague e-mail and spend the whole day in bed with no consequences~

Also slept in my underwear last night for the first time in ages, quite comfy desu~

>>37099535
Stop sucking so much dick and you might not have a problem with your throat

>>37099530
Yes I'm sure your gran is going to know who Sound Garden are. It'll barely make the news over here, calm down.

>>37099547
Music is still shite

>>37099526
>always thought his music was shi-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=867iyhVFyEw

>>37099559
>this guy is dead
>omg cant wait for everyone to publicly mourn him
>nah that wont happen
>heh he sucked anyway
what a pointless exchange

>>37099561
That was absolute shite, lad. And even if this was a good song wouldn't stop everything else he's done from being shit

>>37099172
Mate don't moan about being paid to stand around doing nothing, I know it's boring, but it beats not being paid for lounging around.

>>37099481
Indeed. Was never that fussed on the bands but he had a distinctive voice and a couple of his songs were all right like.

>>37099496
Just stop it isn't worth it.

>>37099535
>not sleeping naked
Pleb.

>sweat so much in the night practically choking on the stench
Change of sheets needed me thinks.

>>37097878
Living in a dream world mate

>>37097878

I will be, but strictly for the lulz.

threw up from drinking for the first 5 times last night, not as bad as you'd think

At some bs training thing today. At leat I cann get on 4chan at this one unlike the last one. Still a shit keyboard though, who thought it was a good idea to make the backspace button the size of a regular one and then make the enter key even bigger than usual

>>37099827
>tfw throwing up drunk is very pleasant

Such a wonderful feeling of relief

>>37099896
see for me during I spewed in the taxi all over myself and my mates were nice about it the taxi driver was nice about it then I got home puked up 4 times one after the other and I remember thinking is this every going to stop then about 5 minutes after it did I felt miles better

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I am so jealous of this man

>>37099946
That's a cute dog, lad.

It would be nice if the robot could stop muting me for a minute and 4 seconds

God damn fuck I want those digits

>>37100004
>God damn fuck I want those digits
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37099999
>>37100000

/britfeel sucks/

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>>37099995
here's another for being close to digits

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>>37100033
Nice digits there, lad

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how i imagine you white boys seeing a perfectly kind foreigner

Went to the GP

Only got a 2 week dose of Sertaline
My doctor this time was a chink female
She was strict and seemed to care, insisted I book another appointment in 2 weeks

She said she'll chase up my counselling/therapy

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>>37100056
here's a webm for being a nice boye

Why cant the government create NEET designated jobs?

Every job i look at requires me to travel to some posh end of london and "be confidant and comfortable".

Fuck sake.

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>>37100082

Take the advice of your Yi Sheng

>>37100091
i think the smaller pup is slightly autistic

>>37100256
Are you an idiot or pulling my leg? That's a kid

>>37100297
>kid

are you fucking blind? have you never seen a kitten in your life before?

>>37100300
Oh, okay. You are just pulling my leg

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just picked up my new pupper lads, what shall i call him? doubles get priority

>>37100304
retard

bloxarox

>>37100305

Call him desusan

>>37100305
Call it Kev

- Kev xx

>>37100305
Edwardo Rastapopulous

>>37100198

Chap who used to live next door worked in the job centre. He described what might here be termed "robots" as "strangers". Neither mentally retarded nor suffering from any diagnosed mental condition. Just "strange". He said they were the only genuinely unemployable able-bodied people on the books and the only ones he felt any empathy for at all.

>>37100305
That's a bloody nice looking doggo lad, call him harold

>>37100305
Nigger

Like the dog from the movie

>>37100198
this is a great idea, if they could guarantee us our own office room with minimal human interaction we just turn up to work sit in our own room and work through the day i would 100% work

instead office jobs mean having to be in an open environment getting in on the lads banter and the womens drama when sandra called katie a slag for showing her tits at the christmas party just fuck off fuck off fuck OFFFFFFF

>>37100313
Good job being an insufferable cunt

>>37100305
Cal him Bobbo, lad

>>37100305
>he fell for the dog meme

heh, enjoy investing the next 15 years of ur life looking after a demanding furry baby that literally offers nothing but happily watches you pick its shit up

FRIENDLY REMINDER

cats are the thinking mans pet

FRIENDLY REMINDER

good bit of exercise this morning lads

>tfw walking home with pupper, covered in sweat and you walk past the qt milf italian woman a few doors up and feel embarrassed at how out of shape you must look

got home and did some pushups thingken bout her desu

>>37100377
nice digits pal, we might have our name

>>37100392
Calm down, poley. We know dogs are haram for you mussies but you don't need to bang on about it

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Xue Zhongwen le

>>37100392
REEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF CATS ARE SHIT WOOFERS ARE INFINITELY BETTER GET OUT YOU NORMIE SCUM