>Hi there handsome. Care to buy a lady a drink?

>>37089652
No? Leave me the fuck alone, creep.

>>37089652
Sorry I'm a proud feminist.

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"no thanks, fatty."

>>37089652
Sure, spot me a 20 and I'll be right back.

>>37089652
Sure, Do you know where one is?

>>37089717
Damn I'd still fuck the shit out of her.

>>37089747
Anyone who says they wouldn't is a damn liar.

>>37089652
i'm sorry, lucky charms, say again?
and maybe don't riverdance this time

nah i came here to drink alone and hold back tears, then stumble into a whataburger at 2 am and eat a disgusting greasy burger, after that drive home drunk and play chicken with traffic lights, finally passing out on the living room floor after having a sad wank and falling asleep covered in my own semen.

as you can see i don't have time for you.

>>37089717
dam she thicc af

>>37089652
>implying a girl would even say hi let alone ask me to buy a drink for them

>>37089717
goddamn imagine her fat, pale, english pusy throbbing on my 4 inch cock mmmmmyeee

>>37089874
>Whataburger
>Disgusting

Kill yourself Callifag

>>37089970
I live in Texas pussy come fight me
california doesn't even have whataburger retard fuck face

>>37089652
Uhhh. I-i uh. I... uh i mean... uhhh....

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>>37089652
>Care to buy a lady a drink?
Barkeep! One glass of table water to the lady.

>>37090012
Texan robots are master race
~ Fellow TexBor

>>37089652
>tfw vaguely remember when this used to be a meme
>robots would get pissed off and say they're not obligated to do anything for a woman
>then robots pretending to be fembots would call them autistic virgins

>>37089652
>dump box of legos on the bar surface
>"I can make you a bowl for your nuts"
>try to reach for her fabric to see how it feels
>she moves away a little and giggles
>"I'm sorry I was going to see if your dress was made of the same material as my mother's"
>"barkeep, can I have a sierra mist for myself and my lady friend"
>she checks her purse, pays for them because I'm too engrossed in making a sweet tower
>"I'm going to name this tower after you, what's your name"
>she gives me her name while putting her pocketbook back in her purse
>"can I have 1 dollar, I think there were some arcade machines at the entrance"
>she gives me the money and follows me over to them
>I get a pretty good score, she asks if she can play
>"Yeah after my next game you can try it out"
>she plays after I get a sweet score that is way better than hers
>"Want to sleepover my house, my parents are asleep and I have snacks"
>she agrees, get into the passenger seat of her car because I walked there
>I give her some sheets that my mom stores in the closet
>"You can sleep on the couch, it is comfy if you put your head on the armrest"
>"I can always sleep in your room..."
>"Okay if you want, you can see my figurine collection"
>she sleeps on the floor
>accidentally step on her leg when I'm getting up for cereal in the morning
did I do good guys?

>>37090202
That was equal parts sweet and upsetting.

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That picture brought me a good memory i would be happy to share

>Be me
>At some tavern
>Can't remember much of it
>It's late, don't know if it was on a weekend or not
>classysadmandrinkinginsuit.jpeg
>Can't remember why i was sad (thank god)
>I'am in a good table, near the windows
>Can remember the cold breeze from the outside
>During my depressive drinking i notices a woman glancing at me
>Can't remeber anything of her, just the fact she was a woman, she was looking at me and she had another woman with her
>I ignore her
>Keep drinking
>Notices she and her friend are staring at me now
>They look at me and whisper something to one another
>The woman n*1 get ups
>She aproachs me
>shitmate.wav
>W - "Could you change tables with me and my friend, we really like this spot"
>mfw
>Me - "No"
>W - "Rude", she walk away
>a few moments later they both get up and leave

Thank almighty beer i can't remember much else from that night

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Sure, do you know one?

>>37089652
lI'm gay.

>handsome
hahaha

>>37089652
Sure thing, doll.
>Now tell me who dies in TWOW

Oh sure, I'll let ya know when I see one