My aunt discovered my hidden stash of a plastic bag full of cum

PS: I did not confront her about it, now there's this tension whenever i come across her

>>37086632
Worry about the bedbugs first. If one room has them, it's only a matter of time till they spread throughout the entire house. FYI, bedbug spray does absolutely jack shit

don't give a heck unless it risks you getting kicked out. my mom has found worse shit and I don't care, nosy cunt was asking for it.

>>37086765
agreed. take care of that stuff immediately. begin washing everything and call a place for bug bombing.
cum is cum she touched your cum she's a slut.

Why would you not just throw them out or flush them down the toilet, retard?

>>37086783
yeah i can take it easy but at the back of my mind my thoughts are still kinda running about. It will pass tho.

What did ur mom discover?

fucking nosy cunts srsly.

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>>37086632
let's see if I can post

>>37086804
lol i always tell myself ill throw the fuckign bag some day but i keep on postponing. ill flush now.

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>>37086632
>auntie found the cum bag

>>37086632
Look at it this way, you'll live to have another cumtissue collection.

Don't worry. Your relatives(men) will just laugh a little but they'll undestand. Everyone has cum tissues.

How does your room not smell like some kind of putrid cum gas chamber you autist?

>>37086981
I cover the top of the plastic bag with old shorts, perfectly masks the odor.

>sister turned on the anal bead lamp

You could not imagine the smell.

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>mom found the cunt cucumber

wife found the lube

>>37086632
Start cumming on your sheets instead. She shouldn't have taken your cum tissue bag.

>>37087081
where did u stash it

>>37087160
she should not have done this at all, she could let me save face by leaving it all intact. fuckign cunt did not have the decency

>>37087174
my anal cavity

>>37087225
OP here. I had it stashed in a box in my room, under my bed. It was with my collection of skid marked underwear I've stolen from my cousin and few dragon dildos I own. The box was carefully hidden behind my piss bottles.

I wear the underwear or sniff it while I pound my ass with the dildos and watch trap porn.

Sometimes I'd take the cum stained tissues and wear one of my cousins bras and stuff the tissues in there to imagine I had breasts and I'd stand in front of the mirror with my dick tucked and call myself a faggot.

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>>37087614
Why the fuck do I come here?

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>>37087614
I wasn't actually OP

>>37087738
Kek. Sorry. I was trying to engage in bantz to lighten your mood. I guess it didn't work

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>grandfather found the dildo dimension