>tfw you know your friend has a huge dick

>hanging out with my cousin
>we're comfortable with each other
>resting my head on his lap/belly from inbetween his legs
>want to sleep
>slide my head down to the bed
>feel his dick through his shorts on my face
>10/10 MASSIVE SCHLONGER ABSOLUTELY HUGE

Is gay incest with a cousin THAT bad? I would love to let him stretch me out.

>>37080125
>>tfw you know your friend has a huge dick
How

I once was in the sauna with a guy back from school, like the quiet bookwormy type and his dick was fucking massive. Shocking really

>tfw no huge dicked friend who massages my rectal tissue with his penis

>tfw best friend has a huge butt
How can I grope or spank him without it getting weird?

>tfw you know your girlfriend's last two ex's have big dicks because they're tall
>tfw your height starts with a 5 and your erect dick size starts with a 6

>>37081107
Not true, just because they were tall does not mean they're big down below!

>>37081221
usually it does. your penis is supposed to be in proportion to your body. if you are over 6ft and built solidly, chances are it's going to be big.
plus when she was my dick she said "oh you're probably a grower". she is a certified slut so it's no surprise.

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>>37081259
>when she was my dick

>>37081106
Play sports with him, he'll think it's the thing that football players do.

>>37081282
*when she saw my dick

>>37081259
There is a higher chance it correlates, but not always. But if she's been with a lot of people previously... :/

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How do people know about their friend's dicks?

Does this mean my friends know I have a small dick?

>>37081345
everyone knows if you have a small dick

>>37081319
yeah she's fucked so many guys she lost count.

>>37080125
>>tfw you know your friend has a huge dick
This. A friend I had in my teens was a total hyper chad, muscular, tall, funny and charming and of course had a dick the size of mine while just flaccid. Saw it in the sauna many times, wanted to succ so much

Too bad he was straight so my femboy charms were useless

>>37081298
I wish, he lives far away and don't see him too often anymore. All I have are my creepshots.

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>a bitch sent him a picture of an extra large condom saying "i believe in you".
>the condom fit like a glove
>he had so much tinder sex he was depressed at being used as a piece of meat.
>his body is 11/10

I'll never talk about sex with him, he can't understand the life of a fat virgin bastard with a tiny dick.

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>>37080125
tfw friend knows I'm 8x6" because I let him touch my erection
I don't know if he thinks of it

>that feel when you know you have a tiny dick
If I could have just two wishes, it would be to have a reasonably big dick and for all the obnoxious fags on 4chan to die simultaneously.

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>tfw you know you have a bigger dick than your friend