To the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star >Wagie wagie time

That doesn't fit the tune at all

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WAGIE WAGIE WAGIE
MUST BE RAGIE
IN SHEKELSTEIN'S WORLD

>>37078812
I don't understand. Why is the frog going to work? I thought he stayed at home while the white guy went to work.

>>37078745
This is so autistic, fuckin' kek

>>37078745

I love these threads. This is the foundation of r9k.

Fuck i wish I didn't have a lawn.

>>37078860
lurk more you fucking newfag piece of shit

>>37079408

trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls.

Was good but the last line is way off.

i love these threads

oregosn

Fuck off with your work bullshit it's fucking 5 where i live

>>37078860
Silly wagie, he's obviously on his way to his barber for his daily, no appointment walk-in trim.

Wagie wagie works so hard
to pay off loans for house and car
Toiling his whole life away
Just to make his new wife stay

But she has one trick up her sleeve
Find a rich guy and then she leaves

What can Mr. Wagie do
Confidential papers up the wazoo

Feel as if he just got robbed
at least he has his wageslave job

>>37078769
it actually does except for the final line, which has way too many syllables

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>>37078745
>tfw working remotely from home on my comfy ass desk starting 10:30 in the morning
>have a 40hour a week contract but usually work 3-4 hours a day at most and my boss is very pleased with my work
>get paid very well for the country I'm in
>then after lunch I can play videogames all day long

Must suck to be a wagecuck that has to wake up at 6AM to get to work at a shitty office for mediocre pay

>>37078745
>>37080810
What a delight to sing

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>>37078745
Kek 9/10.
But replace 'n with 'till

>>37080849
What do you work as Mr. Anon?

>>37081186
IT stuff, mostly Business Optimisation.
It touches programming and scripting, databases, workflow implementation, etc.

Right now I'm writing a user guide for a business managament suite that we implemented for a local firm.
It's very comfy because I'm just making a good looking powerpoint presentation + word document that details the user tasks.

If it takes 60 years for a wagie to retire then how many years will it take for a neet to retire?

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>>37081402
I've been retired since the day I was born

>>37081434
If you classify yourself as retired then what is stopping a wagie from retiring tomorrow? why 60 years?

>>37081511
wagie can't claim disability benefits

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>>37078745
This should win an award.

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>>37078745
Might I suggest changing
>60 more years 'n retirement day

to

>60 more years 'til retirement day

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>>37078745
Ah, my favourite kind of thread to read in the morning after my 12 hours of sleep! Gonna take another nap soon.
Nice tune by the way, very creative! I'm considering reading some poetry as well.

>>37081531
so it's not a wagie vs neet thread? it's a retards vs actual people thread?

>>37081708
You hit the nail on the head there anon

>>37081708
>I may piss away most of my life for shekelstein but at least I'm not retarded!
oh wagie

>>37080810
anon you went way to dark there. we are just trying to have a good time. why the fuck do you always have to ruin things you autistic sperg?

>>37082416
How many Good Boy Points have you accumilulated and how much are some tendies from mommy?

>>37084095
I buy my own tendies anon, with your tax dollars

i just got called for work after being neet for so long and i'm so happy

i don't know how you guys can do it long term without jumping off a bridge

>>37078745
Actually sang this song

>>37080810
>>37078745
Why are you so bad at staying under a constant number of syllables holy shit

>>37078745
>if its 60 more years then i must be 5

>>37078745

Yaawwn*

Thanks neetbro... this is really helping me fall aslezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>37084476
>I'm retiring at 65
Nice try wagie, you're working until you die