My primary goal in lie is to win the lottery.

Lottery is a Jewish scam and all the (((winners))) and just actors

>>37078721
and you'll likely never accomplish that goal
dying with regrets wouldn't be wise..

Even if I did, it's too late for me to ever be a parent. So I'll burn hot and die off all the quicker.

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>>37078747
Real people do win lottery jackpots
>>37078750
I matched 4 of 6 numbers on 2 occasions, and several times had all the winning numbers on one ticket but not on the same row. Its definitely possible and my mental health depends on maintaining the belief that it absolutely will happen, and soon, as soon as today. Odds of winning the Fantasy 5 are only 1 in 570000, though I'd most like to win the Powerball.

Win the lottery or die trying is the name of my game, so as long as I keep trying, no regrets, I don't feel bad about the money I lost gambling because it filled me with hope and optimism.

>>37078758
I never want kids, and tank you for not having kids when your old, like my parents did- bad idea. I should have been born in the 70s.

>>37079093
>>37078721
The lottery is a tax on stupidity

>>37079093

do you realize you could spend this time investing, starting your own business, learning a trade, trying to hit it big with an app in the app store, selling drugs or some other product-- HELL, even fucking just walking around a parking lot looking for 20 dollars.

All of these things have a higher success rate and higher reward vs cost ratio than trying to win the fucking LOTTERY

>>37079093
>I ALMOST won the lottery
stupid people like you are doomed to flush your money down the toilet all your life

>>37078721
>played the lottery online
>won 10 in online credit
>ask them to send me a cheque
>ETA: 1 month
jesus christ

It is often said that lotteries are a tax on the stupid. The chances of winning are so astronomically small that it is very unlikely you will ever win any sizeable pot. If you invested all the money you pour into lotteries, you would be much better off.

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>you'll never win the 50-100 million dollar lotto and build a /r9k/ mansion for robots to come stay and fuck 11/10 traps and any race of women you want all day

>>37079222
>implying I would drain your bank account by letting you pay traps and women to fuck me, brah

>>37079165
Not him, but I spend like $5 a month in the lottery. I know I won't win, but I get to daydream for several days and doubt I could do much with those anyway.

>>37079165
People usually play the lottery for fun, not as a serious investment.
Anyway OP's goal seems to be that he wants to get exceedingly wealthy by doing as little work as possible. Investing won't actually get him anywhere near that so in some sense he'll still be in the same place with a slightly better cash flow.

The lottery gets its reputation because people who are poor invest too much in it. If you're financially comfortable then the risk is pretty meaningless.

>>37079165
I stopped caring about the lottery after a few 1% drop rate world of warcraft grinds

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>>37079102
I'd call it more a tax on hope and optimism. Some experts say that gambling addicts gamble more when they're depressed. I gamble more when I'm happy, if I felt sad, I'd feel whats the use, I'm never going to win and life sucks then you die what good will it do anyway.

2 years before I even heard of Elliot Rodger, which btw was the first time I read the story of someone else who lived to win the lottery and as if they were betting their life on it, I decided that regardless of the data. I will push for the timeline on my one existence in which I do in fact win a lottery jackpot. I have though long and hard enough about what I would do once I win, which is that I control the winnings, they do not control me. I would be like a half-monk, able to enjoy the finest experiences, health, comforts and pleasures money can buy, while also spending lots of time traveling, exploring places I never been to before, going for long periods of nofap/nocum and meditating , withdrawing completely and being alone with myself and letting my essence come to the surface. This I can't do because I lack the resources presently, don't have a safe/comfortable home environment and no guaranteed provisions.

>>37079326
1% is huge

you have like a 7.0 x 10^-6 % chance of winning the lottery

>>37079102
The lottery is a game.

>>37079369
Yeah exactly, whenever I think that what I did was a very generous statistic I nope the fuck away from those tickets

>>37078747
Is this real? I've suspected this for a long time

>>37079165
invested into what lmao? what the fuck can you invest in with the $40 bums spend on retardation tickets

>>37079442
Yes anon my dad works at the lottery and he told me.

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>>37079123
Due to numerous factors my situation is uniquely problematic. People who have nothing can leech off welfare, and people with circumstances even a little bit different can actually do such things, but I feel absolutely powerless to do anything except gamble and apply for part time wagecuck jobs. Stocks, crypto, and casino gambling are intimidating to me since you need to risk huge amounts of $ all at once to make profit, whereas I can spend $20-50 a week on lottery and thats it. I did drop a few hundred on penny stocks, and though I thought I researched well, they all tanked.

If I wasn't on the autism spectrum, had a bedroom in a house I would inherit to sleep in stead of the living room couch in a shitty cold apartment, had a parking space and vehicle, sure I could think of other ways to make money while maintaining work/life balance. But driving and having an apartment are prohibitively expensive unless you are already rich or enslaved to full time carrerism, and in my current situation I don't have the means to make things happen no matter how many good ideas I come up with. The path of least resistance l guess would be to wait until I'm old enough to access all my trust fund, hide in a "special needs trust" which allows you to be on welfare, and eventually use the inheritance to buy a trailer to live in and leech off autismbux.

>just walking around a parking lot looking for 20 dollars.
I literally do this, but at most I find like $30 a year in money on the ground. In the late 90s and early 2000s I found a whole lot of money, lots of $10s and $20s, and twice $100. It rarely happens anymore since everyone is using credit/debit cards instead of cash. Yes I find lots of these, no I don't try to steal money from them, just leave it there or give to lost and found.

>>37079222
What you can do is pitch a "Robot House" reality TV show where they have 12 typical /r9k/ users live in a mansion and compete at normie tasks.

>>37079165
We all know it's retarded and that chances of winning even if you bought a thousand tickets every day are extremely low to none, it's the thought that you will just one day stubble upon millions and be rich is what the dream is about.

You get to rub it in everyone's faces, buy a nice house, a car, and could get any golddigger wife you want. It's just the thought of our sad little lives completely change by just picking a random set of numbers.