How do therapists react to robot problems and concerns? t. curious

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Origigano

she gives you the same normie advice you read on here but you pay good money for it

they send you to another therapist who then sends you to another therapist and who then sends you to another therapist

then they all get together for dinner and laugh at how much money they sucked out of you

>>37075806
I can only talk about the one therapist I talked about it with but it was like
>So why do you like to stay inside so much
>So why do you think you don't make friends easily
>So why do you think you push people away
Basically he was trying to make me think about the causes of my robotness, as if I hadn't thought a lot about it ever. He also insisted that I was the one pushing people away and not the other way around. It seems that normies aren't even aware of what they do

>>37075806
Mine recommended me for a psychiatric stay that lasted 8 months. So I would be careful what you say to these yokels. Psychiatry is a meme education anyway, useless BS.

wow are therapists really that useless?

I've heard great things about them and I thought I would finally be able to save my mind by consulting one.

I've tried every positive thinking thing in the book. I'm an optimism nihilist in that I believe restructuring your thought pattern does nothing but push down your real feelings, so being "positive" or thinking about things a different way doesnt work for me anymore. Don't therapists have some sort of secret weaponto use against depression?

>>37076181
They have pills and drugs

Originolio

You want to see a clinical psychologist whose registered officially and able to give legal/clinical diagnosis for mental disorders. Clinical psychologist (with the addition to the general practitioner of the medical clinic) are the ones who give the go ahead for stuff like autismbux.

A therapist is more just broscience, and has no power/authority to do anything about your situation in terms of getting you diagnosed or getting you on autismbux.

>>37076249
What kinda shit do you gotta tell them to get fast tracked for some bux?

>>37076271
You can't fake it, they will know if you're making shit up.

It's a long process, you can't really fake autism/personality disorders. They will ask you A LOT of questions about you.

It was easy for me, because everything about my entire life has been 1 huge autistic trip, and everything I told them stuck out to them as being blatantly autistic, which is how they gave the go ahead for a specialist mental health professionals to do more advanced tests on me.

Basically they will ask a lot about you, your day to day activities, whether you drive, if you've ever worked, if you have friends, if you ever go out in public often. They will also ask about your past, childhood. They will even request (if you agree to it) information from your parents as to what you were like as a infant/toddler, so they can see how far back your autism goes.

My psychologist interviewed my mother and everything my mum said about me as a infant/toddler stuck out to the psychologist as autism 101. I was diagnosed as an adult very late in life.

>>37076386
Certain mental illnesses insert though later on in life like shizo and bipolar and sometimes depression. Surely they can be faked?

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>>37076181
I've had one for the last year or so and its really worked wonders for me. You just have to find someone who is receptive to your issues. A lot of therapists specify to the needs of young(-ish) men (15-30) so assuming you fit that criteria you can be sure to find someone who knows what they are doing.

>>37076433
*onset
OriginaI

>>37076443
Does your therapist tell you to b urself in regards to girls

>>37076433
Why the hell would you want to fake a mental disorder? I fucking WISH I didn't have this shit, I WISH i was fucking normal.


You realise once you're diagnosed you're pretty much fucked right? Your chances at a normal life go out the window forever, you're officially fucked for life with no chance at ever escaping it.

>>37076503
I think I'd rather die than continue my monotonous existence as a wageslave.

>>37076503
Me again.

This is why it took me so long to ever go seek help from mental health professionals. I kept telling myself all through my 20s that I'd eventually become a normie and grow out of my autism, it never happened.

When I turned 30 I stopped living in denial and made an appointment at the local doctors office to get referred to a clinical psychologist. Best thing I ever did, took a huge weight off my shoulders.

After a life of being called "lazy", "stupid" and that "i'll grow out of it" or "be urself" I finally found someone who has the skills/knowledge could see what was going on with me and find out what's actually wrong with me instead of just brushing me off as lazy/stupid and to just be myself.

>>37076535
Apathy isn't considered depression.

Also, if you have been working for many years and drive, and do other normie stuff, it's going to be a lot harder to fake it.

Ive literally been a shutin for 15 years and never worked or driven, that can't be faked.

>>37076580
But did you get autismbux? I know for certain I have autism as everything lined up perfectly but a diagnosis is useless to me unless it helps me to escape the hell that is dealing with normies and work that makes me want to kill myself every minute of every day and I'm running out of will to fight it.

>>37076623
>assuming people that have worked or drive are faking autism

Maybe we didn't have the good fortune of being diagnosed and must actually slave to survive as autists? Nah that can't be it.

Pretty fucking ironic that TRYING to survive in this world automatically disqualifies you as an autistic even if we fail miserably it still counts against you. Makes me want to kill motherfuckers.

>>37076714
You don't just get the bux over-night. It's a long process.

You have to first be diagnosed, treated and be considered "stabilized before you're even considered for the bux. You need documentation/evidence of diagnosis and that you've been treated, and that even in your stabilized condition that you're unable to work.

As I said, it's not something you'd want to fake. I would be surprised if a normal functioning person was able to fake their way through this entire process, I just don't see it being possible. Anyone who comes here and claims to have faked their way to autism bux.......well I bet they actually do in fact of autism and are just in denial.

>>37076781
Because they're incapable of "slaving to survive", retard. You know what happens to a mentally ill man who didn't get diagnosed and doesn't qualify for NEETbux? He goes to live with family or on the street

>>37076485
Sort of. It just feels good to tell me that I can do it rather than the voice in my own head saying I can't.

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>vent
>normie advice you already knew
>o-okay, see you next month
>vent
>normie advice you already knew
>here are some pills!
>o-okay, see you next month
>vent
>normie advice you already knew
>hmm, lets try these other pills
>o-okay, see you next month
>vent
>stonewalled
>here, I'm transferring you over to a psychiatrist
>vent
>oh, those pills ain't working for ya? here's some stronger pills!
>o-okay, see you in 3 months!
>vent
>tell of side effects and how you feel
>hmm, lets try these other ones! report back! :D
>o-okay, see you in 3 months!
>get neetbux
>vent
>lets try these other pills and more pills to combat the side effects of other pills
>o-okay, see you in 3 months!
>repeat over and over, just to keep getting your neetbux

>>37078334
You don't HAVE to take the pills.

>actually tried to kill myself
>go to therapist
>do you think you need to go to a mental hospital for a few days anon
>yeah probably
>well we're going to do counceling twice a week instead and see how it goes
WHY DID YOU ASK YOU EVEN FUCKING NORMIE FAGGOT I SHOULD KILL MYSELF JUST TO SPITE YOU

>>37078623
How does that even happen. Pretty much their one rule is to have you institutionalized if you're a threat to others or yourself. Unless it was a bullshit attempt and he could see through you

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>>37078583
>tfw don't take my pills

>>37075806
Honestly they don't get it. And I don't blame them, it's hard to deal with others' problems when you have no experience with those problems yourself. They want to help, but they don't know how.

Therapy is for people who don't really know what their problems are, but the cause of depression in most robots seems to be that they know what their problems are but don't know any good way to solve them and have already cycled through a few different attempts.

95% of therapists are useless bimbos. If you're a man, try to get a male therapist. Even then, good luck because the field and mental health treatment in general suck.

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>>37079450
so it should be
if it wasn't for hitler maybe I would have been euthanized in the name of eugenics
worthless people shouldn't be kept around any more than vegetable people

>>37075806
My pleb therapist looked done on d&d players as baby escapism and discourged healing through god.
Two things that were able to bring Great meaning and enjoyment to me later in life. I'll never forgive him for making me a failed normalize instead of a cool nerd

therapy is a meme to con idiots out of money. if you don't get anything out of it, then it's your fault.

With long silences and "hmm, well I can't really comment on that too much, but do you think you can change your ways?".
They cannot give you instructions on how to live your life, in fact its illegal because they could be held responsible.
They are worthless because they just listen, but never have any useful input that might open up your own thoughts more.

Tell them about your puke porno addiction and you just get a "hmmmm, uuuuhhh..... anything else happening in your life?"

>>37080959
it's more like if they gave useful input you might accidentally fix your life and not be back for more sessions.

>>37076136
This. Predictably these people, who are themselves normie scum, can never understand

>>37075806

Unless you're "at crisis", like being physically abused or trying to kill yourself, therapists don't give a shit about you or your problems.

>>37076181
LOL "optimism nihilist"

I like to call this

>not being delusional

Fucking positive happy fans make me sick. They're literally just repressing the knowledge of their own impending doom.

>>37076535
This. It's literally a living hell. Why is the only way out death or being clinically insane? Fucking catch 22 man