How do my fellow robots dress?

>>37075772
that looks quite edgy. post a pic

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33, married, teacher and soon to be father a girl

>>37075786
There's nothing edgy about being yourself.

>>37075917
i didnt say it looks bad, i just want to see it.

>>37075912
Try hard faggot/10

>>37075912
The question was for robots, not normies. Sorry that you misunderstood.

>>37075930
Nobody said that you said it looks bad.

>>37075772
like a bum on some days and casual wear for the days I don't want look like a hobo

>>37075772
quite similar to that desu, aside from the fishing rod and gloves.

>>37075940
Am I not allowed here anymore? I was a NEET piece of shit that hated everything about life 6 years ago

>>37075772
>athletic shirts/pants/shorts like under armor, addidas, nike, etc.
>running shoes
it's ironic because I haven't been athletic for a day in my life, but my parents bought me a fuckton of athletic clothes for me when I was a kid because they really wanted me to get into sports but it never stuck. I just kept wearing them because it was what I was used to.

>>37076039
I don't believe anybody seriously dresses like that, post a pic

>>37076068
Being angsty doesn't make you a robot though

>>37076073
>wearing athletic clothes while not at all athletic
The British call this being a chav

>>37076094
it's not the exact same (hence similar) but i do wear all black and black nailpolish. and no anon, i'm not posting a picture. i don't even own a camera

>>37076258
>dressing like a goth
>doesn't own any sort of device with a camera
Christ man are you from the year 2002?

>>37076327
>Christ man are you from the year 2002?

nah, just a shut-in with no friends and no use for a camera or phone.

>>37075772
>>37076258
>i do wear all black and black nailpolish
>tfw not the only robot that does this
well that's good to know

Hoodie, t-shirt, jeans, vans high tops, hat, fingerless gloves. (Everyday)

>>37076500
i've seen a few other robots mentioning the same thing in the past. but yeah, always good to know there are others that dress like this, especially since it's not very common. i'm curious, do you wear nailpolish in public? i've worn it a few times out but it makes me anxious af, especially since i already look like a scrawny little faggot

>>37076068
>6 years ago
That's when you leave. Shit bait. You put a bunch of stock photos together and tried to write a sentence describing a normal person.

>>37076712
I usually only put it on if I'm sure I don't have to be out in public for a while. I wear gloves over it if I can get away with it, otherwise I just take it off unless I'm just going to the store or something.

>>37076845
I only recently discoverd this website

>>37076902
fair enough. i rarely leave the house but it'd be nice if i didn't have to feel forced to take it off just so i don't offend some asshole who doesn't take to it well

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Behold, the least attractive human being in the world

>>37077032
I'm amazed at the extent is pisses some people off. My cousin got shirty with me about it one time despite the fact that he has tattoos and piercings.

>>37077218
Different shoes and it would be totally fine.

>>37077399
I can promise you that my shoes aren't the ugliest thing about me

>>37077354
yeah i don't get it either. but that's just another good thing about being a neet. don't have to deal with anyone's bullshit (at least, for the most part)

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Shoes arent actually timbs, but resemble that, im kind of lazy so i wont search for the exact shoes, scarf is just there to represent the main color no details.

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here's me an hour ago inside a community college shitter. This is usually my only outfit when it's cold and windy. How'd I do?

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>>37077834
All black niggerfaggot
Originoliravioli

>>37077834
Sorry you have to be atleast 18 to post here, I'd let it slide if you were over 16

>>37077897
im 19 you mong.

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>>37075772
This, but with jeans and hiking shoes.

>>37077959
Oh and also the button shirt is plain, no Hawaiian shit.

>>37077611
I wish I stay a NEET because then I could just have black nails all the time. As things are I'm probably just going to have to go more public with it and hope it's not against any dress codes.

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>>37077834
>those spoopy eyes

>>37077904
Relax big guy, it just you look like a 13 year old wearing your dads coat

>>37078025
oh I blurred them out on purpose.
>>37078027
>dads coat
I got it for 60 bucks at costco. Apparently andrew marc is a expensive brand or something. Also i'm only 5' 3" so total manlet.

>>37075772
>lost
Fuck! The fishing rod always gets me!

>>37078006
you're not neet anymore? if anything, you could always just have your toes painted instead. i keep them like that most of the time. good luck either way anon.

>>37076426
i was gonna make fun of you for how you dress but i too have no use for camera or phone

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>>37075772
Pretty boring but that's how i like it
it reflects my personality

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>>37077834
>taking creepy pics of yourself in bathrooms
>an hour before thread

>>37078260
what did you expect? you're on /r9k/ after all.

>>37075912
ever thought about cheating on your wife with a girl(male)?

>>37077834
You look like Elliot Rodger
please don't hurt anyone

>>37078276
well, i'm not disappointed if that's what your implying

>>37078304
I do? huh.
I'm too nice. I don't think i've ever thought of killing anyone. Hell I cant even get myself to get mad to the point of shouting, i've never done that. The last time someone fucked me over I couldn't even act angry in voice messages, it's that bad. I also have a problem with trusting people too much.

>>37078129
not a neet anymore unfortunately. probably better to just go public and bear the reactions because I never look at my toenails anyway.

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>>37075772
21. community college student and a security guard.

my dad gave me a bunch of retro tracksuits and jackets that he wore in the 80's. I love wearing them.

>>37078059
>oh I blurred them out on purpose.
Why? It's not like that alone protects your identity.

>>37078561
well I made sure there's no GPS data in the exif. Unless you wanna go full autismo and start counting wall tiles that match to a specific bathroom.

>>37078577
can you tell me how to check for that info?

>>37078772
afaik you can only see exif data on /p/

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I dress basically either like a beach bum or a hipster

>>37075912
>wedding rings
thank God I'll never get married, I'd hate having to tell my wife I don't want to wear the thing

>>37077218
you wear a pack of tshirts?

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Fycdtgr3hhc

>>37077834
Daniel, is that you?

Origengoneogneo

>>37079268
there's billions of daniels in this world.
what area code are you from?

>>37079282
Hah, yeah it's you.
Wear a white cap tomorrow.

>>37079364
I don't wear hats, kek now I know you don't know me.

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>>37079384
I know you don't wear hats.


IF YOU ARE WHO I THINK YOU ARE:
You're (much) shorter than I am, Californian, and want to be a musician.
Wear a white cap tomorrow, I will too.

>>37079504
I only have 2 friends and I don't know anyone that's really tall, stop trying to act like you know me its not working

>>37079504
HOWEVER, If I see someone with a white hat I will say hi just to check.

>>37079524
That is why I'm trying to verify it.
To narrow it down further: You're from Northern California, near the coast, and play guitar.
Am I wrong yet.

>>37075962
Kill yourself

originalno

>>37079579
I do play guitar, but near the coast i'm not. I live near a shitty town called dos palos if that helps. Actually that might make it obvious.

>>37079548
Oh okay, thanks desu.

>>37078907
You look like a bisexual Brazilian

That's not a compliment

>>37079587
>telling somebody who's probably long gone to kill himself for no reason
mill yourself

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Comfy. That's all I care about.

>>37080053
I feel things like wallet, keys and a phone are not really worth mentioning.

>>37075772
Fucking awful autist-tier
>>37075912
Secretly gay
>>37077218
Glasses ruin everything
>>37077771
Could be worse but gay scarf
>>37077834
Fucked up eyes
>>37077959
Hiking shoes kys
>>37078228
Not bad
>>37078363
Actually good
>>37079118
chav-tier
>>37080053
Very hipster but not bad

>>37080182
>fucked up eyes
I blurred them out on purpose

>>37080182
>actually rating them
don't be that guy

>>37080206
okay sure buddyoooo

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>>37080412
are you blind? they're clearly blurred out.

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>>37080464
Fucking hell anon I was about to go to bed

>>37080554
kek
oringinalioliol

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Clean fuckboyish looks

Pic me

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how /fa/ am I senpai?

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>>37075772
orignalgolsdo

>>37080630
Is there something wrong with your knees m8?

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NEET Style, 2k17
Though my crocs aren't that fancy, I've got discount ones.

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this is how I unironically go dressed around during summer
(I live in a mediterranean country so it's ok)

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Really comfy

>>37081389
>that cross
>mediterranean country

Bulgaria is not a mediterranean country...

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Are these considered autism shoes

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>>37075772
I try to dress comfy everywhere, sweatpants or chakis, kinda loose long sleeved shirts, usually colorful stuff

>>37081389
montenegro ?

gdcgtv h r ursv

>>37083690
I really hope you're just an ugly chick with that body or wew lad

>>37083721
I'm not a girl famalam, just got thick thighs because I'm a runner and a lifter

>>37083690
>>37083762
Kek you poor soul

Orignig

>>37083762
>lifter
with that frame ? what is every day leg day .

>>37083804
I'm only 5'8, still deadlift 310 pounds

>>37083815
maby its because of the pic but your upper body looks shit ,
focus on some pull ups or rows .
but if deadlifting a car is your goal then good work and keep it uo i gues .

>>37075912
Don't wear a black shirt you look like a waiter.

>>37081228
>classic HTC
Damn dude, I used to have that phone. Forgot what it was called. It was the bomb. Too bad HTC is terrible at this point.

>>37075772
Is that you, Noctis?

>>37083690
>hips and shoulders touch the same vertical axis
bad news son but biology has determined you are a woman. get yourself a pair of hiking boots, dye that hair pink, and find a dyke to settle down with

>>37083815

You should become a trap. I would fuck you hard
t:6'4 220lbs of military cadet meat

>>37084640
>>37084812
Getting too old for silly stuff like that

>>37084887
dont worry about your age. i dont have high standards, thats why i wrote you in the first place

>>37083662
They're autism shoes by virtue of you wearing them.

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I call this the "please don't look at me beta male starter kit"

>>37085780
>low self esteem as an accessory
that's deep man

Another all-black wearing anon reporting in. What draws so many of us to this? I may seriously buy a black trench coat soon and embrace the autism.

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>>37075772
>TFW wannabe militarfag
>TFW to weak to achieve it
existence is pain

>>37080182

you are just making people hate you more than they already do you /fa/g.

>>37085905
*too weak
small fuck up

also fuck op, didn't provide template

>>37083762
>>37083690

>lifter

you are the perfect example of how i imagine everyone on /fit/ looks like.

>>37085863
It's the borderline autism where you know wearing bright jarring colors looks bad, but can't figure out how to do it properly so just dispense with it altogether.

>>37085939
Not everyone aims to be a bodybuilder

>>37085977

what are you exactly implying?

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my new clothes

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i like my helmets with extra edge and faggotry. so fucking what.

>>37085929
he should have provided a template but it takes fuck all work to blank out the pictures in OP

>>37082857
>>37083710
actually I'm from Italy

>>37086020
yeah, that's what i did
not too much work, but kind of a dick move from OP

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I mostly wear black because I'm colour blind

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Made this one for a /k/ thread a while ago, don't feel like doing a whole new one.

I don't EDC the CZ, having it there made sense in the context of the thread. (It was like a "range loadout" thing.)

>>37086117
You look like you spend too much time on reddit, or you took /fa/ seriously.

>that hair
Fucking kek, m8.

>>37086117
You look like a vampire in a good way

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I live in the Pacific Northwest

>>37075772
18 f
>High waisted black 'mom jeans'
>Large brown leather bomber jacket from my dad.
>Various black t shirts, jumpers and sweatshirts
>Nike trainers or doc martens
>Minimal to no make up

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my fall month style

>>37086377
>wearing perfume
to what end

>>37075772
>a fishing rod
For what purpose? Is fishing an everyday thing for you?

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Google has failed me so I just took a pic of my average outfit for the past few months

Breakdown:
>Pattern print shirt with sleeves rolled up
>Athletic fit cotton/spandex blend jeans
>brown suede chukkas
>Timex field watch
>Full grain buffalo leather belt with solid brass buckle
>Fossil eagle wallet
>Brass ring

Not pictured:
>iPhone 6
>Arm & Hammer Ultra Max Sport deodorant
>Aqua Velva classic aftershave

pls be gentle I'm trying my best

>>37076068
How did you fix yourself? You're extremely lucky

>>37086734
>he's never heard of gothfishermancore
jesus get out from under that rock

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I dress very normal and basic.

>>37078363
You look like a typical 'wavey garms dude' why are you trying so hard

>>37085863
You don't need a trenchcoat anon, that's too played out even for all-black autism.

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erry day.

actually i now smoke luckys and wear black pants and its too hot for my hoodie but whatever

why does r9k dress like neo hipster faggots

>>37087318
>neo hipster
what's the difference between this and regular hipster?

>>37087340
Not that guy but I'm guessing it's hipsters who want to defy the traditional hipster stereotype (plaid flannel, skinny jeans, Chuck Taylors, etc.) but are still distinctively in the hipster subculture.

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>>37075772
I'm not black, I just couldn't find photos of a white guy wearing this jacket or those pants.

>>37087613
You may not be black but you sure dress like you are. There's a reason they chose a black dude to model those clothes.

>>37087641
I noticed that. I'm not sure if it's a good thing or a bad thing. unsurprisingly, my best friend is black so that might explain somewhat

>>37086117
looks like you unironically browse /fa/, bad idea

>>37084035
Correction, waiters are trying to look like him.

>>37086117
You look like a massive faggot
Orignal

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>>37075772


my originial poast

>>37086117
ngl I'm jealous of that hair, show face?

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Like this

Except no stripes

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phone is nexus 5
also have a thinkpad x220 kali onnit
transportation is a bike

>>37088642
well how do you dress anon, yeah didn't think so

I have a neckbeard and unironically wear a fedora

>>37075772
tshirt, shorts, sneakers, swap the shorts for jeans when i have to leave the house for more than a minute

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I have nothing to say about this, I think it looks alright

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Rate my outfit d00dz
I like pie btw

>>37086117
This is a meme right? Or do you really post the same picture of you over and over? I have seen it a thousand times.

>>37083762

>lifter
>this person probably gives advice on /fit/

You're a living, breathing reminder not to trust anyone's input on the Internet

>>37091369
Why are you locked in the bathroom? Maybe you should try getting a job.

>>37091546
Kek
I do

Fgh

>>37091955
who is seth rich