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Fembots describe yourselves

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Describe yourselves so we can rate you and fantasize. Try to be as descriptive as possible.

>Eye Color
>Hair Color
>Hairstyle
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
>Race/Ethnicity
>Skintone
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
>Breasts
>Ass
>Legs/Thighs
>Hips
>Height
>Country
>Age
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
>Attractive personality qualities
>Your kinks/fetishes
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
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you're everything wrong with this board
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>>37074817
:3

Comment was too low in content.

Comment was not original.
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>avatarfags willingly shitting up the board for an attempt at a gf are unironically into cuckoldry
Who could have possibly imagined?
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>>37074795
>>Eye Color
Brown.
>>Hair Color
Brown.
>>Hairstyle
Long hair.
>>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
6/10
>>Race/Ethnicity
White
>>Skintone
Kinda pale
>>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Slender, kinda putting on some pounds though.
>>Breasts
Small
>>Ass
Small, but tight
>>Legs/Thighs
Kinda medium I guess. Not really "THICC".
>>Hips
Medium?
>>Height
5'4
>>Country
Merica
>>Age
22
>>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
Medium pitch I guess
>>Attractive personality qualities
I'm sweet and easy to get along with.
>>Your kinks/fetishes
Being dominated and ravaged.
>>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Rub his back and maybe something more...
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>>37075019
>>37075042
Either single?
Hobbies?
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Reminder to report all /soc/ shit
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>>37074795

>Eye Color
Green
>Hair Color
Brown
>Hairstyle
It hangs to my shoulders
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
[SPOILER]3/10[/SPOILER]
>Race/Ethnicity
White
>Skintone
Definitely pale
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Skinny
>Breasts
Small :(
>Ass
Not too small, but still small
>Legs/Thighs
Average length
>Hips
Normal width
>Height
5'2
>Country
Canada
>Age
19
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
I prefer the term "sultry"
>Attractive personality qualities
I know this sounds REALLY cliche, but I'm a "no drama" type of girl
>Your kinks/fetishes
TMI
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Take him out to his favorite place
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>>37075206
>[SPOILER]3/10[/SPOILER]
Steam :3
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>>37075234
Post a throwaway email and I'll contact you with my Steam =3
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>Eye Color
Blue
>Hair Color
Brunette
>Hairstyle
Short-ish, cut off near shoulder length
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
Maybe 4 or 5, 6 with makeup
>Race/Ethnicity
Caucasian
>Skintone
Pretty pale but not milk white
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
A little pudgy around the edges but still skinny? Not skinnyfat though
>Breasts
>Ass
>Legs/Thighs
>Hips
"no"
>Height
5'3"
>Country
US
>Age
22
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
Feminine? I can't really yell because my voice just doesn't allow it but it's not shrill either
>Attractive personality qualities
Relatable to here it'd probably just that I'm not really rude and like anime/manga, plus I'm more of a homebody
>Your kinks/fetishes
"no"
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Maybe just cook his favorite food and set up something comfy for what his favorite thing to do is

If you'd like to add me, my discord is alession#6660. I'm going to go clean and then shower so if you add me quick I might not accept for a little bit.
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>>37075272
[email protected]

Email me :3
>>
Why don't fembots just post pics? You're already describing yourself what's the point in not posting pics?
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>>37074795
originoli sagioli
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>>37075329

because it ruins the illusion.. if they're just describing themselves, we can mold them to be whatever beautiful girl (male) we imagine
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>>37074795
>>Eye Color
Blue
>>Hair Color
Brown
>>Hairstyle
Zooey deschanel basically
>>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
Averageish
>>Race/Ethnicity
White
>>Skintone
Pasty
>>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Concave
>>Breasts
Smol
>>Ass
>>Legs/Thighs
>>Hips
Thicc
>>Height
Idk tall
>>Country
Australia
>>Age
19
>>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
Dyke
>>Attractive personality qualities
???
>>Your kinks/fetishes
Bit of a masochist
>>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
I'm gay lol

Alright you can give me attention now pls
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Blue eyes
Blonde hair
White
>tfw aryan masterrace
Long, blonde hair, usually straight, occasionally curly/wavy if special occassion
Face - 4 without makeup (not even ugly, just have a very plain/regular face), 7 with make-up
Tanned skintone (I am VERY naturally pale due to Irish/Scandanavian ancestors so I sunbathe a lot because looks are more important than skin cancer)
Skinny
32B (>tfw small breasts) skinny figure so they sort of suit me I guess? I'd say small tits are the one thing that brings my number down
I've got a normal ass, I don't know how to describe it. I don't NOT have an ass, but it's not huge/fat either?
Skinny legs
Hips - wide hips in terms of like circumference, but I'm skinny so I have slight hip bones showing
5'5 or 5'6 I haven't been measured in years
Britbrong
22
Voice is annoying. Thick brummie accent, fairly deep-pitched for a girl I think.
Intelligent and ambitious, I can sometimes be funny, quite confident as far as being a robot goes, somewhat spontaneous and adventurous but I don't think that's an attractive quality to robots. I like casual vidya (GTA, Fallout, Forza) and entry-level animu (Welcome to the NHK, Watamote).
Don't really have any fetishes, I'm quite vanilla. I sometimes fantasize about a FMM threesome but I'd never go through with one, I'm not a fucking degenerate
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Anything he wants.
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>>37075452
be my dyke to orbit and pine after
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>>37074795
>>>Eye Color
brown
>>Hair Color
brown
>>Hairstyle
pony tail or bun, otherwise it's way too messy and frizzy
>>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
3/10
>>Race/Ethnicity
spanish/italian
>>Skintone
le olive skin
>>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
chubby
>>Breasts
decent
>>Ass
could be better
>>Legs/Thighs
thicc xddd
>>Hips
wide
>>Height
taller than average
>>Country
>>Age
23
>>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
dude voice
>>Attractive personality qualities
I tend to get along with most people I get close enough to
>>Your kinks/fetishes
I enjoy doing some spanking
>>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
homemade pizza, belly rub and a benis blow
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do fembots want a bf
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>>37075485
Hell fucking yeah another aryan on this board
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>>37075313
>No email
ree
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>>37074795
>Eye Color
blue, with green flares around the iris
>Hair Color
brown, sometimes dye it black
>Hairstyle
untamed, I basically never go outside, sometimes if I have to be social I'll straighten it
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
apparently I look like a stacey, I'd say average though
>Race/Ethnicity
white
>Skintone
almost albino
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
chub
>Breasts
c
>Ass
chub
>Legs/Thighs
chub
>Hips
wide
>Height
180cm
>Country
aus
>Age
21
>Voice
average pitch, strong accent
>Attractive personality qualities
like helping people but only if I like them
>Your kinks/fetishes
bdsm top, sadist, petplay
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
cook him a really nice meal
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>>37074795
Why the hell not I'm bored.
>Eye Color
Light Brown
>Hair Color
Brown
>Hairstyle
Normal hair, straight down the back with bangs
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
Normal? I have chubby cheeks and a small nose. I used to get called a squirrel
>Race/Ethnicity
Ashkenazi
>Skintone
Pale as a ghost
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Very skinny
>Breasts
Flat
>Ass
Barely existent
>Legs/Thighs
Spooky
>Hips
Spooky
>Height
5'4
>Country
USA
>Age
23
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
Normal?
>Attractive personality qualities
Um, I'm kind and even if I'm mad for whatever I'm too beta to act it
>Your kinks/fetishes
Rope
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
That depends on his interests
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>>37075559
>chub
>aus
be my gf
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>>37075565
oh geez. what state? can you post your contact please :)
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>tfw all of these femanons sound like the ideal wife
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Pls be lonely fembot in New Zealand.
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>>37075565
>a small nose

>Ashkenazi
>>
>Eye Color
Dark brown
>Hair Color
Dark brown/black
>Hairstyle
Mid-back length, straight and always worn down unless I'm cleaning then it's up in a pony tail
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
4/10 chipmunk cheeks and dark under eye circles
>Race/Ethnicity
White
>Skintone
Pasty
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Chubby
>Breasts
36DD
>Ass
Big
>Legs/Thighs
Thighs are the biggest part on me.
>tfw you will never have a thigh gap
>Hips
Wide hips
>Height
5'2"
>Country
USA
>Age
23
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
Normal female voice?
>Attractive personality qualities
I'm pretty friendly and I'm decent at talking to people. I'm honest and due to some very personal family history, I would never cheat on anyone.
>Your kinks/fetishes
None
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Play video games with him even though I suck and he'll probably just make fun of me.
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>>37075565
Do you like goys? Can I ruin your pure jewish genes?
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>>37075742
Fat girls are cute :3
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>>37075565
Any chance you'd want a bf?
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>>37075616
> state?
I live in NC
>can you post your contact please :)
I'm not looking for a boyfriend at the moment. I appreciate the offer though.
>>37075724
Do you think every member of an ethnicity all match a stereotype formed in the medieval ages? That's pretty silly.
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>>37075742
UUUURNGH
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>>37075742
>4/10 chipmunk cheeks and dark under eye circles
>Chubby
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>>37074795
>Eye color
black
>hair color
black
>hairstyle
black
>Face
black
>skintone
white
>waist
black
>eveyrhting else
black
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>Eye Color
Brown

>Hair Color
Brown

>Hairstyle
Long and well taken care of

>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
Fat and greasy. 1/10 at best.

>Race/Ethnicity
White and mexicant

>Skintone
Tan

>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Landwhale

>Breasts
F but it doesn't count because fat

>Ass
Small for how fat I am, which is to say, disappointingly flat

>Legs/Thighs
Normal

>Hips
How do I even answer this

>Height
5'5''

>Country
Burgerland

>Age
24

>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
Best thing about me. Doesn't match me at all. I'm that fat squid lady who took the mermaid's voice.

>Attractive personality qualities
Generous, forgiving, and calm

>Your kinks/fetishes
Feederism (both ways), other tame shit

>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Bake him and support his hobbies.
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>>37075588
sorry, I have a bf
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>>37075822
>fembot
>has a bf
Go away
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>>37075797
>Do you think every member of an ethnicity all match a stereotype formed in the medieval ages? That's pretty silly.
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>>37075744
>>37075788
Sorry goyim but I'm a carpet cleaner.
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>>37075816
>Landwhale
>Feederism
contact
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>>37075815
>skintone
>white

>>37075816
>Bake him

That isn't feederism, that is cannibalism.
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>>37075840
That doesn't matter though
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>>37075206
>tfw no 3/10 smol gf
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>>37075816
Do you have a discord or throwaway?

oreginsoskao
>>
what a terrible thread
sage
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>>37075840
>Not passing on your Chosen genes

OY VEY GEVALT, IT'S LIKE ANUDDAH SHOAH
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>>37075875
Are you a cute gentile girl?
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>>37075937
No. That doesn't matter either though
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>>37075816
>I'm that fat squid lady who took the mermaid's voice.

They used to be the attention whores on CB radio back in the day.
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>>37075937
Now then Shoshana, da proper toym is "goyishe".
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>>37074795
>>37075042
>>37075206
>>37075300
>>37075452
>>37075485
>>37075504
>>37075559
>>37075565
>>37075742
>>37075815
>>37075816

Question: do any of you scabs participate in the r9k zeemaps?
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>>37075816
>1/10 at best.
Give yourself some credit girl!
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FUCK HOW CAN I KNOW WHICH OF YOU ARE VIRGINS
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>>37074795
>Eye Color
brown
>Hair Color
black
>Hairstyle
a box bob
>Facial Aesthetics
7
>Race/Ethnicity
nate of
>Skintone
fair
>Waist
chubby
>Breasts
small flaps
>Ass
hank hill
>Legs/Thighs
meaty and hairy
>Hips
broad
>Height
5'7
>Country
leaf
>Age
22
>Voice
high
>Attractive personality qualities
none
>Your kinks/fetishes
none
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
get him gifts or take him out to dinner.
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>>37075995
I used to
when I was single
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>>37074795
I will describe all """fembots""" with an image, watch!
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>>37075937
i can be ur shiksa if u want ;3
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>>37076037
do you have some contact sitting bull?
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>>37076051
Good, it's good to know that some girls use it at least
>>
>Eye Color
blonde
>Hair Color
shit brown :(
>Hairstyle
long
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
6/10? I look okay without makeup
>Race/Ethnicity
white
>Skintone
light as in I don't avoid the sun
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
chubby borderline fat
>Breasts
36F
>Ass
big but I'm not in shape so it looks bad
>Legs/Thighs
see above
>Hips
wide
>Height
6'2"
>Country
born in deutschland but was adopted when I was 4
>Age
25
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
husky and it doesn't help that I do the vocal fry a lot
>Attractive personality qualities
I'm nice to people and I'm generous. I like to believe I'm down to earth too.
>Your kinks/fetishes
not going to say
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
treat him like a king
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>Eye Color
Blue, medium ring
>Hair Color
Light brown
>Hairstyle
Wavy midlength
>Facial Aesthetics
High cheekbones, small slightly upturned nose, average size lips with high cupid's bow, some freckles
>Race/Ethnicity
White
>Skintone
NC15 (MAC shade)
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
70 cm
>Breasts
30G-32F (98 cm)
>Ass
Average white girl
>Legs/Thighs
Thick, some muscle tone (working on it)
>Hips
102 cm
>Height
5'6"
>Country
Canada
>Age
22
>Voice
Mezzo soprano
>Attractive personality qualities
Cuddly, love vidya, pretty easy to please
>Your kinks/fetishes
Dominating others, everything else is tmi
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Probably play vidya together, maybe cook something.
>>
I'm bored so I'll play along

>Eye Color
Blue

>Hair Color
Dirty blonde.

>Hairstyle
Right now it's a rough chin length cut. It's wavy and I part it to the right side.

>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
I have a heart shaped face, pouty lips, hooded eyes, and puffy cheeks

>Race/Ethnicity
My grandparents are from France.

>Skintone
Pale

>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
I'm a little chubby but not too much. I'm 5'4" and 135-140lbs. I have a rectangle body so it it's kinda like a softness layer more than anything.

>Breasts
C cups

>Ass
It's there but it's not special. It's a normal looking butt.

>Legs/Thighs
Squishy but smooth

>Hips
Nothing special because I'm a rectangle

>Height
5'4"

>Country
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>Age
19

>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
Normal North Texan. A tiny bit of southern on some words but it isn't really noticeable.

>Attractive personality qualities
I'm quiet, patient, and just want friends. I think I'm boring.

>Your kinks/fetishes
I like authority figures like teachers or professors. Maybe I get pulled over and let the officer have his way with me instead of getting a ticket. I haven't gotten to try it though. I'm a virgin.

>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Boys like blowjobs right? I like to bake though, that would be my go to.
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>>37076079
how does any of what i said sound appealing

[email protected]
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>>37076082
MEIN HEART

Where do you live now?
>>
Not a fembot. Fem but not bot because those don't exist.
>Eye Color
Blue
>Hair Color
Brown
>Hairstyle
Waist length and straight with a little wave to it
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
I've been told my face is above average. It looks like shit on a bad day
>Race/Ethnicity
White
>Skintone
Extremely pale. Basically translucent
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Slender? Can I say average? I'm a small hourglass shape.
>Breasts
Um
>Ass
UMM
>Legs/Thighs
Normal?
>Hips
Also normal?
>Height
5'3
>Country
US
>Age
Old
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
Listening to my own voice makes me want to shrivel up and die
>Attractive personality qualities
Personality? None
>Your kinks/fetishes
Gross
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Help him out in his day to day life like doing his laundry and packing his lunches. I would leave little love notes on the bottom of his lunchbox or in places I know he would find when I'm not around. Clean the house and cook his favorite meal while he plays video games, dinner and his favorite drink by candlelight, then dessert and whatever he wants to do. Wearing his favorite lingerie. Telling him how handsome he is. Telling him how much you appreciate him
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>>37076101
Be my in denial brunette gf
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>>37074795
>>37074795

>Eye Color
Green
>Hair Color
Medium brown
>Hairstyle
Extremely long, straight, simple
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
Average
>Race/Ethnicity
White
>Skintone
Pale af
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Thicc
>Breasts
YUGE
>Ass
Thicc
>Legs/Thighs
THICC
>Hips
Wide
>Height
5'6
>Country
US
>Age
20
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
Depends on her mood. Cute af when happy, sexy when she wants the D
>Attractive personality qualities
Sweet, patient,
>Your kinks/fetishes
Anything my man wants.
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
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>>37075995
Link?

Oreganolly
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>>37076093
What kind of vidya? Long have I searched for my Nintendofu.
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>>37076156
Best in thread. How old is old?
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>>37075006
dubs dont lie cuckold is gay confirmed
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>>37075850
Go ahead and post it but we're robots because we're broken so it wont end well.

>>37075855
lmao, also I'm dumb

>>37075904
No discord, no life, no games, nothing of interest... I've a throwaway but Ive been here long enough to know true robots can't actually post contact or hold conversations outside threads.

>>37075975
That would be me, probably. Haven't done a vocaroo in years. We used to have good threads but all the newfags make it so sexual.

>>37075995
I'm there but it says I'm male because saying you have a vagina means only the cyborg assholes or failed normies will talk to you and only because they think their lives will improve through it.

>>37076002
I rounded up.
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>>37076077
Shiksa has a negative implication, it mplies you're loose.
Transsexuals aren't real girls btw
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>>37076101
ANOTHER ARYAN AND PATRIOTIC?
LES GO
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>>37076219
Fuck off dike kike
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>>37075487
ok
ravioli ravioli your comment was not originali
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>>37076093
>30G-32F
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>>37076179
Kirby, Earthbound/Mother, Pokemon, Metroid, Sonic, Tales, some FF, Elder Scrolls... It's kind of a mixed bag. There's a lot I still need to try and probably some I'm forgetting but I'm not picky, I like quite a few things.
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>>37076101
Got an interest in e-friends?
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>>37076160
are you single (definitely not a LARPing m)anon?
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>>37076247
No need to be upset, I'm okay with transsexuals but if you're born with a wee-wee you're not a girl.
>>
>>37076172
I lost it
>>37076216
I figured some were doing this as well, whatever. It makes the friend making process more natural
>>
>>37076332
If you're fine with trannies you're bi. Be my gf
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>>37074795
Ok im bored. I dont think im a robot tho but whoo cares.

>>Eye Color
BROWN

>>Hair Color
BROWN

>>Hairstyle
What, dunno, long with bangs

>>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
Probably a 6 or 7 if im feeling pretty

>>Race/Ethnicity
White?

>>Skintone
Isnt that the same fucking thing

>>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Skinny

>>Breasts
I have two.

>>Ass
I THINK ITS THERE BUT IM NOT SURE

>>Legs/Thighs
Two.

>>Hips
Slender.

>>Height
1.70m

>>Country
No i prefer metal

>>Age
23, i know, im so old

>>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
They told me i have a nice voice but i think it sounds ugly so dunno

>>Attractive personality qualities
Im optimist. I dont judge others. Im peaceful. Im a good listener. Im brave!

>>Your kinks/fetishes
Impregnation. Forced. Armpit licking. Balls. Public.

>>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
What the
eeeeh
hmmm
breakfast in bed?
hug?
im so lost, i never had a boyfriend and i dont think i want one
>>
>Eye Color
light brown
>Hair Color
black
>Hairstyle
long
>Facial Aesthetics
round bread
>Race/Ethnicity
asian
>Skintone
farmer tan during the summer, paper white during spring/winter
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
i have similar proportions to a sonny angel
>Breasts
29A
>Ass
wide
>Legs/Thighs
majority of my body
>Hips
see above
>Height
4'7
>Country
USA
>Age
23
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1V1INBfxGrP
>Attractive personality qualities
can go 0-100 v quickly
>Your kinks/fetishes
pee
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
piss in his mouth
>>
>>37076130
orange county california
>>
>>37076432
>Impregnation. Forced. Armpit licking. Balls. Public.
wait hold on
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>>37076299
Well I'm gonna throw a line out there if you want to talk about interactive media intended for children and adolescents.

Skype: Annoyingfatass (who needs self-esteem)
Discord: Moi#1009
>>
>>37076432
This is borderline shitposting. Be my gf or be locked up in quality posting jail.
>>
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>>37076432
>and i dont think i want one
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>>37076455
is ldr an option kraut?
>>
>>37076481
Yeah sure man []don't be a creep plz I just want to talk vidya[]
>>
>>37074795
Blue
Brown
Shoulder length and messy
Slavic
Caucasian
Pale with freckles
Skinny, slightly athletic
Flat
Full
Straight and slender
Well defined
5'9
Eastern Europe
23
Young
Relaxed, understanding
Threesomes, glamour, scratching and biting
Guess. Experience with relationship included
>>
>>37076620
be my greencard jockey gf
>>
>>37076317
No. He's my fiance now. Sorry anon.
>>
>>37075995
I had a pin on there for a while, but only thirsty guys messaged me, so I deleted it.
>>
>>37076585
>talks
>turns out he's a creep
>never look at anons the same
>>
>>37076585
Poor anon. friendzoned right out of the gate
>>
>>37076432
I-I'll impregnate you, anon
>>
>>37076645
That map is for finding a gf desu
>>
>>37076390
Are you from the UK? I feel I know who you are. If so hi btw
>>
>>37076704
Opposite side of the ocean so nope.
>>
>>37076656
Lol, not necessarily just don't whip it out immediately and at least pretend to show some interest in knowing me as a person and we're good
>>37076650
Lol
>>
>>37076509
No I don't like ldrs

sorry :(
>>
>>37076728
In that case can I talk to you too
>>
>Eye Color
brown
>Hair Color
red
>Hairstyle
my hair is curly so I just wear it down
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
average without makeup, solid 6 with makeup
>Race/Ethnicity
white
>Skintone
kinda tan
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
slender but toned, deal with all my feels by running
>Breasts
b cup
>Ass
smedium muscular
>Legs/Thighs
slender/muscular
>Hips
I have some but not really
>Height
5'5
>Country
USA
>Age
19
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
high and feminine, slight southern accent
>Attractive personality qualities
extremely empathetic, extroverted, adaptable
>Your kinks/fetishes
I like being dominated by men but when I'm with girls I'm dominant (bi)
I'm kind of an exhibitionist
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
I'd take him out for a nice dinner and walk around the city afterwards. I like to wine and dine
>>
>>37076585
If you wanna talk about vidyas I gotchu, not enough people on this board actually wanna talk to each other
>>
>>37076759
>I'm kind of an exhibitionist
>slight southern accent
kik
>>
>>37074795

>Eye Color
Green/ Hazel
>Hair Color
Blonde
>Hairstyle
Wavy, shoulder length
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
Average
>Race/Ethnicity
Latin (not latina)
>Skintone
Pale
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Small waist but have some belly chub
>Breasts
DD
>Ass
Big
>Legs/Thighs
A bit thicc
>Hips
Large
>Height
5'5
>Country
>Age
19
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
Deep
>Attractive personality qualities
Rational, caring, quiet
>Your kinks/fetishes
Don't have any, just know I'd prefer to be sub
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Cook for him, buy him something he really wanted but couldn't afford, etc
>>
>>37076728
I also want to befriend you.
>>
>>37076805
do you like white guys or are you la raza?
>>
>>37076675
I was under the impression it was for friends, but either way exchanging a couple messages then asking for nudes for "proof I'm a girl" isn't really the right way to go about it.
>>
>>37076805
Did you mean to leave country blank?
>>
>>37076861
>white guys only
do you have an email?
>>
>Eye Color
brown
>Hair Color
brown
>Hairstyle
long n straight
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
7/10, thin lips, high cheekbones,
>Race/Ethnicity
british/persian
>Skintone
olive
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
slender
>Breasts
small
>Ass
average
>Legs/Thighs
Kinda slender
>Hips
average
>Height
5'3
>Country
usa
>Age
25
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
kind of goofy sounding imo
>Attractive personality qualities
smart, good listener, good sense of humor i hope, likes to have fun
>Your kinks/fetishes
being abused, tied up, nonconsent, etc
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
probably something sexual. I can't cook but maybe I would take him out to a nice dinner.
>>
>>37076869
Yes, I did it intentionally
>>37076876
who doesn't? kek
>>
>>37076913
can you post it? i like latin women
>>
>>37076774
phoenixsaturn#5021
>>
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>Eye Color
black
>Hair Color
black
>Hairstyle
looooong straight hair
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
Sort of below average
>Race/Ethnicity
Asian
>Skintone
tan
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
average
>Breasts
smol but bouncy
>Ass
smol but jiggly
>Legs/Thighs
average
>Hips
average
>Height
5feet
>Country
~~
>Age
19
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
average
>Attractive personality qualities
tfw none :(
>Your kinks/fetishes
I like being ultra submissive
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Do whatever he wants me to do.
>>
>>37076947
>tfw no smol asian gf to boss around like a slave
>>
>>37076926
I'd prefer talking somewhere else, maybe kik?
I don't check my email often
>>
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>>37076959
g-gomene
>>
>>37076947
C-can I see your long hair?
>>
>>37077004
Want to be my slave gook?
>>
>Eye Color
Brown
>Hair Color
Black
>Hairstyle
Short
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
Dunno. I've been told i'm cute. I don't wear makeup either usually. 6/10?
>Race/Ethnicity
Asian
>Skintone
Pale, I don't get out much.
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
I'm borderline anorexic for my height.
>Breasts
None
>Ass
None
>Legs/Thighs
Skinny
>Hips
In line with my shoulders basically. I don't know my measurements.
>Height
4'9"
>Country
America
>Age
24
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
I don't know and people having ready access to my voice seems weird and uncomfortable, sorry.
>Attractive personality qualities
I like video games and sleeping.
>Your kinks/fetishes
I like to bite people i don't know why.
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Ice cream, a trip to disneyland, have you come with me on one of my trips, a bigger allowance, a nice jacket, shoes, i honestly don't know.
>>
>>37077124
fucking Asian cannibals at it again
>>
>>37077124
post contact tiny tot
>>
>>37076877
What are your hobbies/interests? What state?
>>
>>37077124
So. Contact? I'll videogame AND sleep with you.
>>
>>37077124
You can be my friend only if I get to bite back
>>
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>>Eye Color
Blue
>>Hair Color
Blonde
>>Hairstyle
Very long, straight and basic
>>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
I look like Kstew but less drugged
>>Skintone
White
>>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Skinny
>>Breasts
34D. No they're not fake, all the women in my family have huge tits
>>Ass
Disappointing white girl ass
>>Height
5'6"
>>Country
Burger
>>Age
25
>>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
Dykey
>>Attractive personality qualities
Caring, understanding, chill
>>Your kinks/fetishes
Assplay, pee, ""rape"", gentle hugging, tender loving sex
>>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Gay and don't like men :^)
>>
>Eye Color
Green

>Hair Color
Black

>Hairstyle
Long, wavy, straight bangs

>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
I...don't know how to describe my face in words. I think my face is my best feature

>Race/Ethnicity
Scottish and Iranian

>Skintone
Olive, somewhat light

>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
I'm quite chubby, but I have an hourglass shape. 42" 29" 43"

>Breasts
38C

>Ass
yuuuuge

>Legs/Thighs
I skateboard so my calves and thighs are hella thicc (my inner thighs have lots of flab ngl, it runs in the family... -sweats-)

>Hips
wide

>Height
5'3"

>Country
US

>Age
19

>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
unsure

>Attractive personality qualities
outspoken, spontaneous, enthusiastic, academic, friendly, laid back

>Your kinks/fetishes
omorashi, ddlg, petplay, impregnation, praise, slapping

>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
bj, spontaneous sex, make him ribs, rub his back, buy him something he's been talking about wanting, be cheesy af and kiss him a bunch/tell him how i appreciate him, go out and do something fun (my ex worked 60 hr weeks so i did this often)
>>
>>37077250
be a good girl and post discord
>>
>>37077246
Not even a little straight? Cause I bet I could push you a little.
>>
>>37076666
N-no thanks Satan

also i dont want a kid honestly
>>
>>37077352
You deny the birth of evil quads? Hasth vagina weilder no faith in the stories of yore?
>>
>>37077250
T H I C C
H
I
C
C
[spoilers]Please show us[/spoiler]
>>
>>37077149
>cannibals
What?
>>37077152
>>37077174
I don't really have any outside steam and i'm not going to hand that out.
>>
>Eye Color - blue
>Hair Color - blond
>Hairstyle - very short
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average") - 6
>Race/Ethnicity - white
>Skintone - white
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat) - little chubby
>Breasts - cancer free
>Ass - it's there
>Legs/Thighs - fat
>Hips - proportional
>Height - 5'8"
>Country - usa
>Age - 29 ;___;
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo) - nasally
>Attractive personality qualities - i don't try to be attractive
>Your kinks/fetishes - femdom, but i'm nearly over it
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him - probably plan something like a trip and lavish him with romantic stuff
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>>37077303
yes i bet a robot could convert a lesbo
>>
>>37074795
>Eye Color
Blue
>Hair Color
Brown
>Hairstyle
Short. Sort of a pixie cut but it goes to my shoulders. When a part gets too long I just get my mom to chop it off.
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
I posted before on /soc/ to get an idea since I'm bad at telling myself and I averaged around 6-7. My face is a bit soft/chubby in some places.
>Race/Ethnicity
Generic American white mutt.
>Skintone
Pale.
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Chubby but not that bad in comparison to my lower body.
>Breasts
36DD
>Ass
>Legs/Thighs
>Hips
I've always put on most of my weight here. I started developing when I was twelve and it's been like this ever since. I lost a lot of weight when I was fifteen (gained it back) but this part of me stayed relatively fat. I hate it, I hate seeing people post stupid shit like the thicc meme. It's hard as hell to find the right pants that fit and my thighs rub together.
>Height
5'0, 148 lbs
>Country
USA, FL
>Age
19
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
Typical girl voice. A little more high pitched than normal?
>Attractive personality qualities
Almost none personality wise. I like to draw though.
>Your kinks/fetishes
I'm bisexual. I like guys slender and girls tall.
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
I have no idea, if he likes going out to Disney that would be great.
>>
>>37077574
>I like guys slender
hello
>>
>>37077467
Steam is too personal, when theres daily steam threads? Well, you should try discord. And add these anons.
>>
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>>37077574
>thighs rub together
HHNNNNNGGGG
>>
>>37077574
I'm 6'0 and 135, is that slender?
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>>37074795

>green
>brown
>boring
>7.5
>beaner/mestizo
>white
>a little chubby of lately, but always been slim
>no
>a little bit
>very guud
>no
>5''9
>Mexico
>22
>most times deep, but when i'm sick or nervous i speak lowly
>none
>a woman who isn't a whore while looking inocent
>nothing, i don't spoil men, i'm not a faggot.
>>
>>37077352
still, it's a sublime fetish anon

would you like to talk about it?
>>
>>37077599
I try to keep my steam list down. If i'm getting 80 invite to play games it distracts me and I don't like the feeling of ignoring people.
>>
>>37077649

I just realised this was a thread for women, sorry eh
>>
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>>37077649
>>37077669
It's ok beaner this gave me a good laugh
>>
>>37077699

thanks lad or laddette

oregano
>>
Green
Brunette
Short bob, razored
Cuteish? I have chubby, pink cheeks.
White
Dreadfully pale
3 measurements are 42/29/45, in inches.
5'5
USA
27
Squeaky and energetic
lol
Enough weird fetishes/kinks that I don't have enough characters left in this post to actually write them all down
>>
>>37077669
When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending their best.
>>
>>37077756
>42/29/45

HO-LEE FUCK
>>
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>>37077756
>3 measurements are 42/29/45, in inches.
FUUUUUCKING THIIIIICCCCC
>>
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>>37077786
Are you okay, my dude. Like. What's up
>>
>>37077756
>3 measurements are 42/29/45, in inches.
DOUBLE IT
>>
>>37077800
Oh you, still single?
>>
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>>37077756
POST PIC OR THE PUPPER GETS IT
>>
>>37077837
No but also that doesn't matter in my current situation, my partner knows I'm an exhibitionist
>>
>>37075206
>Canada
post contact, i'm interested in gf'ing you
>>
>>37077661
thank you!
why, are you gonna tell me you wanna talk in private about it and ask for my kik or skype? you magnificent casanova

there is no much to talk about it, i just get horny with the idea and thats it, i think its natural? i mean its a genetic thing i guess dunno
>>
>>37077782

I know, I fugging hate chicanos.
>>
>>37076585
c-can i be your friend too?
>>
>>37077881
sorry fren I'm just as desperate and horny as everyone else here

I was just hoping you or someone else would post some lewds or smt I'm really fucking bored
>>
>>37077756
Actually wait I can sum up most of my fetishes with this doujin

https://exhentai.org/g/1037485/8d04d1d80a/
>>
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>>37077881
have this pic of underboob
is it mine? probably yes
probably NOT

who cares
>>
>>37077961
>https://exhentai.org/
people who post links to this needlessly involved website should be executed by firing squad.
>>
>>37078004
God fine you huge baby https://e-hentai.org/g/1037485/8d04d1d80a/ here. Its still good though.
>>
>>37076156
I'd love to put a ring on your finger
>>
>>37078004
You get around the panda once and it's good to go.

I mean for christ sakes there's a fucking addon to do it for you.
>>
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9/10 from US or Canada

>tfw forever alone Northern Europe bot
>>
>>37077961
Hot. Plz be gf.
>>
>>37077923
idk do you want to talk vidya or you gonna whip it out

jk man just check upthread, I posted my discord
>>
>>37078043
>going to cuckland right next to the sarin gas and bombings
>>
>>37077987
well whose underboob IS IT
>>
>>37077866
>If you were an exhibitionist you would post pics.
>>
>>37076031
Add that shit as a category
>Virgin?
>nah, my bedroom be slut central
>>
>>37078073
Am I retarded? I thought Moi was another anon
>>
>>37077467
The major cannibals in history were asians.
>>
>>37078145
I've shared them in discord because it makes me feel better honestly. Its F1123#6668 if you want it.
>>
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I hate these threads. Why won't you harlots please let us be? It's evil you prey on men knowing we have such little willpower
>>
>Eye Color
Hazel
>Hair Color
Brown
>Hairstyle
Slightly wavy and long with blunt bangs that sometimes I sweep to the side.
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
No one would describe me as hot, I'm more cute or pretty. Homely af without makeup.
>Race/Ethnicity
White
>Skintone
Pale
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
23.5"
>Breasts
Small B
>Ass
What's that?
>Legs/Thighs
Tiny, stick things
>Hips
Small
>Height
5'5"
>Country
USA
>Age
20s
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
Quiet? I'm unsure.
>Attractive personality qualities
I have low self-esteem???
>Your kinks/fetishes
Basic bitch things, sweat, rapeplay
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Buy him a big gift.
>>
>>37076759
>my dream phenotype, deals with feels by running
but then
>extroverted, take him out to public

How exactly are you even a fembot?
Also stop making my agoraphobic dick feel conflicted. If you claim a southern heritage and like to dine him, better be able to cook for him yourself.
>>
>>37078217
Open to a bf?
>>
>>37078217
You sound super adorable.
>>
>>37078145
>>37078170
Please report back on the T H I C C
>>
>>37078163
The only ones close to being asian would be polynesia, micronesia, and melanesia and they far south enough that they're basically australian aboriginals.
Otherwise its america, nz, soloman islands, caribs, west/central africa,prehistoric europe, new guinea, sumatra, and fiji.
>>
>>37078073
i tried adding you but you never replied ;-;
>>
>>37076759
Contact information please?
>>
>>37076994
Then what's your Kik?
>>
>Eye Color
Blue
>Hair Color
Light brown
>Hairstyle
Long and wavy
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
People say I look like Boxxy
>Race/Ethnicity
White, I dont know who my father is sooo I know im british/german heritage
>Skin tone
Reflective
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Thin
>Breasts
Small. B cups.
>Ass
Medium and toned
>Legs/Thighs
Long and a little muscly. I've been longboarding (downhill and slides) for four years now.
>Hips
Medium
>Height
5'10"
>Country
USA (NY)
>Age
21
>Voice (Deep? Attractive)
Not deep but raspy from marijuana smoking from early age
>Attractive personality qualities
Upbeat and energetic. Always ready to do something. Watch something. Play something. Focused and deciplined (I'm a chef). Handles well under pressure.
>Your kinks/fetishes
Being obedient and entirely submissive for my boyfriend. Either being really rough and thrown around and choked or being treated really gentle like a princess or being a bad girl and put on collar and leash and walked around and have pictures taken to show what a bad girl Ive been. Also being used as a footstool.
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Depends on his interests. I spoil mine by watching movies by his favorite director and buying him Chinese food from his favorite place or get him hipster craft beers to drink. Or even just make myself up all pretty and cuddle with him and pet his head after a stressful work day.

Im also a girl (male) on hormones for two years now
>>
>>37074795

>Eye Color
Brown
>Hair Color
Brown
>Hairstyle
Curly
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
4/10
>Race/Ethnicity
Mixed
>Skintone
Brown-ish
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Skinny
>Breasts
Disappointing
>Ass
Disappointing
>Legs/Thighs
Thigh gap, thin legs
>Hips
Narrow
>Height
162cm
>Country
Aus
>Age
20
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
Annoyingly high
>Attractive personality qualities
Have aspd
Is that attractive?
Probably not
>Your kinks/fetishes
Vore, giantess, unbirthing, for some reason that's my only fets
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Suck his dick extra good?? idk
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>Eye colour
Blue
>Hair colour
Blonde
>Hairstyle
Bob with side bangs
>Facial aesthetics
I look 12. But I'd say I'm average.
>Race
White.
>Skintone
Very pale.
>Waist
Skinny.
>Breasts
32 A
>Ass
Nicely shaped but fairly small.
>Legs/thighs
Thick.
>Hips
I don't know!
>Height
5'4"
>Country
Canada
>Age
18
>Voice
High and soft. Many people ask me to speak up while talking to me.
>Attractive personality qualities
I'm a very considerate person and always put my partner first. I love to snuggle and I'll always be there for them no matter what.
>Kinks/fetishes
Submissive, teasing, slapping, choking.
>What you'd do to spoil your man
Whatever he wants! Although if he wants me to figure it out I'd probably make him a nice dinner while he relaxes, watch a movie of his choice with him and then do whatever he wants in bed.
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Holy shit are there actually this many cute girls that browse this board or are people just roleplaying? I wish i could date these qts
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>>37078499
Are you from Ontario? I want RL friends desu
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>>37078499
You sound so nice, want to drop a contact and be friends?
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>>37078489
>Vore, giantess, unbirthing
What's the appeal for you?
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>>37078521
>friends
>>37078534
>friends

Real subtle, guys.
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>>37078581
b-but I'm a girl too
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>>37078564
Being able to totally dominate someone and get off to killing them is why I like it
Also short and reversing that is hot for some reason
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>>37078241
I'm not really looking but [email protected]
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>>37078521
Alberta, sorry.
>>37078534
[email protected]
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>>37077756
Oh! These two too! I really love these.

https://exhentai.org/g/883520/8d9473d536/ https://exhentai.org/g/928524/4ed809a5e5/
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>>37075742
Be my hobo status gf.
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>>37075816
I'm hispanic too and a bigguy4u. Where you from?

T E X A S
E
X
A
S
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>>37078679
>I will never be the person that is so low in the barrel that I post face pictures in threads like this
Guess there is some solace in that
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>>37076438
pls be my piss gf you sound like a qt
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>>37074795
>>Green
>>Blonde
>>Long (mid-back), long sideswept bangs in front
>>7.5
>>White
>>Pale but tan easily
>>Slender
>>36B
>>Too big for most jeans my size (1-4)
>>Toned
>>36
>>5'2"
>>USA
>>24
>>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cXWDC7jRMf
>>Smart. Playful. Wide-ranging tastes in pretty much anything, and flexible. Can make most people laugh
>>With the right person, I like being dommed. I don't get off on pain, per se, but I can accept a lot. With the even righter person, I can be a switch.
>>Blowjobs on command, dinners/desserts to order, backrubs. Bonus round: I enjoy carrying out practical jokes/trolling for fun.
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>>37076438
>tfw the best girls are so rare and never near you
I only wish god will be nice to me just once and grant me a piss girlfriend
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>>37078803
You have a beautiful voice anon
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>>37078803
As weird as this sounds, your voice is mommy af
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>>37078803
you sound like qt wife material :)
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>>37074795
>Describe yourselves so we can rate you and fantasize
>fantasize
>thread just makes me feel more lonely
>>
I don't give that much of a fuck about physical attributes fuck this thread
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>>37074795
>green
>brunette
>long, past boobs, messy
>white
>pale, but tans
>skinny waist
>a cups
>petite
>see above, thigh gap
>slim
>5'2"
>usa
>21
>high pitched/girly
>drama free, mannerisms, easy going, nice feet (size 6 usa)
>being dominated
>rub his back
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>>37075712
good luck mate, few and far between kiwis
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>>37075816
>>37078738
Well I gotta go to bed cuz I got work in a few hours. If you're down to chat here's my email [email protected]
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>>37078474
betterunborn
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>>37078939
Ayyy bb you seem qt3.14 be my wife
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>Eye Color
Brown
>Hair Color
Brown
>Hairstyle
Long and straight, usually down or in a pony tail
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
Some freckles, 7/10, no acne but some blackheads, I look sort of mixed for an Asian
>Race/Ethnicity
Central/East Asian
>Skintone
Light
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Fit
>Breasts
B
>Ass
Fit, squishy in a nice way
>Legs/Thighs
Fit, also squishy in a nice way
>Hips
Hourglass waist/hips figure
>Height
170 cm / 5'7"
>Country
Canada
>Age
21
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
Deepish, was told its attractive and that I sound very white despite being chinktacular
>Attractive personality qualities
I don't care about personality tests but I'm INTJ and not happy about it but apparently it means I'm smart, I don't get angry or emotional, I have a very high libido though, I like video games and generally interested in many things, I'm understanding and know what to do and say, I'm quite open.
>Your kinks/fetishes
Very open to this, my limits are that I don't want to be puked or shit on, I got a preference for uncut dick and men and woman who can fuck passionately and are also open minded. (I'm bi)
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Anal, even though I was not built for anal (I bleed a lot), so basically I'll let you rape me from time to time if you treat me very well, I am a great cook, I offer to pay a lot, random gifts, etc. whatever he wants really.
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>>37078170
tfw only one person added me ;___;
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>>37079060
please be my asian wife. contact?
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>>37079074

Holy fuck anon how many times have you had anons add you for those type of photos
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>>37079060
you sound perfect desu, sucks that most asian girls dont like black guys otherwise i would ask for contact
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KEK

I got (You)s for Larping hard
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>>37079060
If y'all want my contact, leave your discord and I will add it! Please, be attractive though.
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>>37079112
>>37079079
Leave your discords!
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>>37079074
>tfw sent a request but no add
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>>37078867
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1M40OcPSztO
>>37078875
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bFRJH9cT1m
>>37078898
Wow, you guys are unexpectedly nice tonight. Hope to make some guy really happy someday.
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>>37075559
hi rose ;P
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>>37079104
Probably like 16 or 17? its fun!
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>>37079209
I'm not her lol, who's rose?
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>>37079168
Shambles#2668
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>>37077027
I d-dont want to be doxxed

>>37077035
W-we probably don't l-live near each other
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>>37078170
>>37079074

I was gonna add, but then I remembered I saw your discord on /trashy/ a few months back... sorry
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Tfw no thread like this for boys.
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>>37079197
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bFRJH9cT1m

LMAO
As in a good way! You sound very motherly
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>>37076101
let me get an email or discord
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>>37079224
Why not just post them here so I can carry on being the lazy shit that I am
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>>37079224
Not kink shaming even though you'd probably be into that.

Keep up the good work
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>>37076947
are you in the US of A?
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>>37079243
>W-we probably don't l-live near each other
What country? I'm currently in Asia, and going back to the U.S. in a couple months.
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>Eye Color
Green
>Hair Color
Brown
>Hairstyle
Curly aka always messy
>Facial Aesthetics
7
>Race/Ethnicity
White
>Skintone
Pale
>Waist
Currently chubby
>Breasts
Ample
>Ass
White girl flat
>Legs/Thighs
Too fat
>Hips
Wide
>Height
5'8
>Country
Merica
>Age
25
>Voice
Very high pitched (girly)
>Attractive personality qualities
Honest, loyal, reasonable, independent, thoughtful, introspective, and nonchalant.
>Your kinks/fetishes
Soft things and things that smell good.
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Make him food.
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>>37079168
email me. I'm white toronto bot
[email protected]
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>>37079243
>I d-dont want to be doxxed

let me help

>cover your face
>use this www.exifremove.com (4chan removes metadata by default but if you're paranoid)
>post hair.
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>>37078803
single? interested in leaving contact info?
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>>37076432
>Impregnation
Best fetish.
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>>37079243
Post locaton, Mitsuha.
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>>37075452
I know you're gay but would you fuck a submissive femboy? (something of a sadist)
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>>37076620
Be my slav gf that moved to swedistan and got lost
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>blue and brown
>dark brunette
>french bob with straight bangs
>square faceshape, sharp jawline, chubby cheeks unfortunately, medium lips, about a 6
>white
>cool undertones, rosy pale skin
>average i guess? My bmi is 24.4 currently but on a weight lost and still losing more
>34 C
>been told its quite big and round but i doubt
>thicc thighs but fortunately losing it due to weight loss
>average
>5'7
>USA
>19
>boyish
>Not sure exactly what qualities people like best about me, but people say I'm very kind and a good listener
>too many to list honestly probably easier to say the ones I don't like
>probably a gift or do any sort of favor he wants
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>>37079500
hi there qt with dubs
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>>37074795

>Eye Color
Dark brown
>Hair Color
Dark brown
>Hairstyle
Around chest length with some grown out bangs haphazardly swept to the side (somedays it looks good, somedays it doesn't)
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
Depends on the person, but people have told me that I'm pretty good looking. It's hard to quantify your own physical attractiveness
>Race/Ethnicity
Native American/White
>Skintone
Fairly pale naturally, but I tan easily
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Chubby, I'd say. It still looks okay due to my proportions (see below) but I'm definitely not /fit/
>Breasts
36DD i don't like this
>Ass
Not flat, not huge. It's there, but I wouldn't say I have a big butt
>Legs/Thighs
I think they're the nicest part of my body. They're pretty proportional, what can I say about legs?
>Hips
On the wider side of average
>Height
5'5"
>Country
united states
>Age
20, turning 21 soon
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
Once an acquaintance complimented the frequency of my voice, she said it was calming. I've also been told I have a cute voice, but other than that I don't get comments on my voice often
>Attractive personality qualities
What does this mean exactly?
>Your kinks/fetishes
love
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Just be really thoughtful. I'd write out long messages about how I appreciate you randomly in the middle of the night when I couldn't sleep and would always think about you when I'm out doing things, so you'd often get little trinkets that reminded me of you
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>>37079552
>Just be really thoughtful. I'd write out long messages about how I appreciate you randomly in the middle of the night when I couldn't sleep and would always think about you when I'm out doing things, so you'd often get little trinkets that reminded me of you
that's so fucking cute holy shit
whoever you date is gonna be lucky
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>>37079552
Why don't you like your big boobs anon
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>>37079279
Thank you! Its genuinely helping me in a lot of ways, I mean outside of getting me off
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>>37074795
Just to let you guys know 10 posts ITT are fabrications of mine
Bet you can't guess which
>>
this thread is making me SO LONELY
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>>37079500
I hope you find somebody anon, you sound good to me
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>>37079630
I know. They are all so young.

>None admit to 30+
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>>37076037
>>Breasts
>small flaps
>>Ass
>hank hill
>>Legs/Thighs
>meaty and hairy
fucking kek
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>>37079552
pls let me colonise u
you sound so sweet
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>>37079581
this made me tuck my head into my shirt
>>37079592
They just make me uncomfortable :( Plus clothes just fit differently unless you kinda display them and I don't like that
>>37079783
waaahhh!! another nice comment, thank you anon
though i'm gonna have to shake my finger at you for your joke
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>Eye Color
blue

>Hair Color
brown

>Hairstyle
shoulder length

>Facial Aesthetics
8/10

>Race/Ethnicity
Caucasian

>Skintone
pale

>Measurements
33/23/35

>Breasts
small

>Height
5'6"

>Country
Slovakia

>Age
19

>Voice
I have very soft voice

>Attractive personality qualities
I am currently studying culinary arts, Cooking is my passion.
I love to transform and show myself in different ways.
I like to go to museums and see paintings and sculptures of famous artists.

>Your kinks/fetishes
no ageplay, puke, scat.

>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
I'd cook for him everyday and buy him anything he wants
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>>37079864
will you let me fist your vagina
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>>37079858
>Plus clothes just fit differently unless you kinda display them and I don't like that

I know this feeling and its why I opt for cardigans basically daily
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>>37079552
How do you feel about 6'2" white guys?
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>>37079858
what timezone are you originally in?
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>>37079858
>>37079877
reee you two are all "oh having great big honkers is so hard" well fuck you having tiny tits is awful you got made fun of in school all the time and guys never gave you the time of day and then you go online and the only people who like them are into lolicon
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>>37079895
Online is filled with a bunch of kid fuckers.
Small breasts are really nice since they're sensitive to tease on a girl
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>>37079895
>the only people who like them are into lolicon
Tits are shit tier. A cute face a decent personality are all you need. A nice ass doesn't hurt either.
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>>37079895
tiny boobs are so great though!! they're cute and you can always push them up. You can choose to wear a nice T-shirt and look normal or put on a bra and sex them up. I don't have a choice. I'm jealous of you, anon.
>>37079886
PST
>>37079882
it's all about if I like you and you like me though I do have specific things I enjoy
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>>37079895
Okay, look, its a problem I'm happy to have, but they do get in the way sometimes!! I understand your tiny titty pain though. But also its not only pedos into smaller breasts! You only think that because 4ch is rotten with them. Lots of normal, not gross guys are completely into smaller breasts
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>>37079864
If you were blonde, American, not into eating poop, and named "Savannah", you would be a 10/10
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>>37079967
damn im cst
>>
>>37079552
>Just be really thoughtful. I'd write out long messages about how I appreciate you randomly in the middle of the night when I couldn't sleep and would always think about you when I'm out doing things, so you'd often get little trinkets that reminded me of you
That is very sweet of you. Have you ever had a bf to do this stuff to? Or do you just daydream about it?
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>>37079552
are you into lactation
>>
>>37079910
I don't want to be teased about them I heard enough about them for a lifetime

>>37079939
but I WANT my tidders to be hot to guys and the only ones who really like them are kiddy diddlers

>>37079967
yeah but I don't want to have a chest full of disappointment I want literally big tits so if I get a bf he won't be upset I was faking it to him
you can easily get them reduced but any surgery to increase my tit size either looks grossly fake or only pushes them up a tiny amount

>>37079968
reeeeeeeeee all the big tiddered women say they much prefer big tits to small tits
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>>37079967
>it's all about if I like you and you like me though I do have specific things I enjoy
Well lets get to know each other then, I'm interested to hear. I think you might be surprised how likable I can be
>>
>>37080038
ill buy you fake tits if you be my gf
>>
>>37078679
get rid of the thing you probably call a beard dude it is bad
>>
>>37079968
How big are your tiddies anon
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>>37080095
I'm a 36E.

>>37077756 is my post.
>>
Big tits are for FOOLS is all I'm sayin.
>>
>>37080106
lets go out
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>>37077756
>42/29/45
me am stupid, what do the numbers mean
>>
>>37080106
Guessing from your post, you have fetishes related to boobs including lactation, being titfucked, pet/cowplay?
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>>37080038
Not tease you about them, I mean sexual teasing! like touching them through the clothes and such to make the girl aroused but not going skin to skin contact.
They're attractive on girls as well but not child fucking gross.
>>
>>37080201
Correct on all counts. I even have a collar with a cowbell
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>Eye Color
green
>Hair Color
brown
>Hairstyle
ugly
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
0
>Race/Ethnicity
white
>Skintone
white but weird and ugly
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
chubby
>Breasts
chubby but feel weird
>Ass
it feels big but i never touched anyone elses and dont know the average so dont know what to say
>Legs/Thighs
fat and ruined
>Hips
disgusting hip dips
>Height
161cm
>Country
who cares
>Age
18
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
not that deep or attractive
>Attractive personality qualities
i am willing to do anything for you as long as you are there for me. you dont need to help me or anything, just dont hate me like most do and thatll make me love you. if you like your girls skinny i will stop eating, if you like blood, i will cut my hand off for you.
>Your kinks/fetishes
dont matter
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
anything he wants me to
>>
>>37080038
pls be my insecure about her boobs gf
>>
Is there a discord group for fembots already?

it's not like the girls who post in this thread want orbiters or anything
>>
>>37080232
Have you ever been milked?
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>>37074795
>Eye Color
Blue
>Hair Color
black
>Hairstyle
bob (20s style)
>>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
6 or 7
>Race/Ethnicity
white
>Skintone
pale
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
slender
>Breasts
d cup
>Ass
average
>Legs/Thighs
slim, but kind thicc
>Hips
slim
>Height
170cm/5'7?
>Country
England
>Age
19
>>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
average
>Attractive personality qualities
intelligent, kind, empathic, I've been told I'm funny
>Your kinks/fetishes
BDSM, and I'm a switch so I like dominating and being dominated
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Cook him a nice meal, buy him something nice (book/film/game etc.) and then do something he'd want to do and come home and have sex.
>>
>>37080292
A bunch of times! We have an electric breast pump and everything, I love it
>>
>>37080026
i don't like my boobs, baka
>>37080046
i'll probably end up disappointing you, it's best we leave things a mystery
>>
>>37080272
are u ok lol
>>
>>37080272
I'm pretty ugly and have already been rejected by a couple of fembots here. You seem nice and i think i would like to get to know you more, do you have a discord? if so post it
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>>37080299

>pale skin
>hair in a bob

h-hi
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>>37080327
don't call me names or ill poke fun at your cow tiddays
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>>37080344
anon asks if im ok and i say no no no
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>>37080327
>i'll probably end up disappointing you, it's best we leave things a mystery
Holy shit, rekt. Alright now that you got rid of the beta, how bout you let daddy take a crack at it, discord?
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>>37080348
i dont have a discord... i will go and make one
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>>37080327
>it's best we leave things a mystery
But where's the fun in that?
>>
>>37080272
>>Country
>who cares
what country
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>>37080406
we lost 5 fucking 2 to canada yesterday. finland.
>>
>>37080272
If talking to you will help you then I'm willing to help
>>
>>37080299

do you have discord or anything? I would love to know more about you
>>
>>37080232
>tfw no pet cow gf to milk
>>
>tfw the fembot i'm looking for hasn't posted
>tfw she probably doesn't come to this board anymore
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>>37080438
no i want to be useful to you not the other way around
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>>37080395
Love you too, original anon.
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>>37080433
Canadians have a US referee every single fucking game. That's how they won yesterday, refpuck. Canadians are the worst cheaters in ice hockey, if they were forced to play fair they would never get far.

Also, Espoo?
>>
>>37080471
I enjoy talking to people so trust me you'd be helping me too
>>
>>37080466
Will this thread still be going tomorrow? It's fucking late and I still haven't scored yet
>>
>>37079864
Please poop in my mouth
>>
>>37080510
>Please poop in my mouth
lmao anon
>>
>>37080397
If you do decide to make one add me Shambles#2668 .

I'd love to talk to you
>>
>>37080518
p-pretty please? ;_;
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>>37080488
oh yeah, that could be the case too

good old kaijjaani

>>37080490
oh well okay ill make the discord now and post it later
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>>37080433
can i fuck you please?
oreg
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>>37080454
I love mooing during sex honestly. Like cute moos. not real cow moos, i hope thats not disappointing
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>>37080363
Nobody has ever referred to my boobs as cow tittys
y-you better stop it
>>37080401
You think it's fun now but sometimes it doesn't stay that way. With a mystery at least it was always exciting
>>
>>37080559
>not a virgin

Fuck off, slut
>>
>>37080541
Was that meant for me, Finland anon?
>>
>>37080559
I couldn't stop laughing if a girl did that.
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>>37080582
S...slut, huh?! What other names do you wanna call me, anon?
>>
>>37080559
Would you moo while riding my dick cowgirl style and I play with and suck your boobs?
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>>37080543
my body is fucking ugly but if you are willing to come visit me in the psychiatry ward we can cover my face and you can use my vagina then leave
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>>37080578
you might not like your bags of sand but ill appreciate them enough for the both of us
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>>37080587
yey too
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>>37080502
It's already hit 300+ replies so i doubt it
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>>37080604
Gladly honestly. Despite their size my tits are ridiculously sensitive, I'm really happy about that
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>>37080578
>You think it's fun now but sometimes it doesn't stay that way. With a mystery at least it was always exciting
There's a little saying where I'm from that goes "you miss every shot you don't take." There's nothing wrong with a little innocent fun every now and then
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>>37080598
you're such a slut you deserve to be crammed with cocks and verbally degraded all the time
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>>37080607
alright sounds good desu, whats your discord
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>>37080598
I don't know, I'd have to take a good look at you first before I called you fat if I was really trying to hurt your feelings. I guess I'll just have to assume
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>>37080543
>>37080607
actually, hell no. im gonna find someone who tolerates me and let them have my body
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>>37080299
what a disgusting larp. no one can be this perfect
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>>37080648
Fuck off thirsty, beta. I'm trying to insult this stupid cunt and you're getting in the way like the pathetic little leech you are
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>>37080628
If you make your discord soon then that'd be great. I'm aboutta fall asleep
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>>37080696
you can't stop me roleplaying as a man to fulfil my degradation fetish she's a slut and we all need to spank her and write slut all over her body and make sure everyone knows
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>>37080710
Oooh, with sharpie though. Eyeliner washes off to easily!
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>>37080641
Few things are better than a titcow girl who can orgasm from having her tits played with. Too bad you're on the wrong continent.
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>>37080710
What you need is a highly qualified psychiatrist, not a psychologist, and probably a pretty good dietitian too
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>>37080706
ukkipera#8788
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>>37080723
oh yeah, even better, or maybe some permanent marker so it'll be stuck on you for a long time
and every day checking it up again to spot-repair all the degrading words
just so you can't get it off at all
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>>37080773
Sharpies are permanent markers! Trust me I've thought about this before. A lot
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>>37080615
>bags of sand
this isn't getting any better...
>>37080645
the thing is, I'm extremely introverted. it's hard to keep up with people since it's socially exhausting for me
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>>37080723
give me your contact and I'll call you all sorts of terrible thing, and probably mean some of them too. In return you can show me some picks of those cowtits of yours as payment.
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>>37080723
Or with cum that will dry up on your skin.
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>>37080768
no, I'm going to stay here and roleplay as a bi guy all I want and you can't stop me getting off to these threads

>>37080793
oh dang, where I'm from they just sell highlighters and our permanent markers are a diff brand
well in that case will definitely make sure it's permanently all over you
maybe even see a tattoo artist
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>>37080769
Sent a request I'll send you a pic with proof it's me when you accept
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>>37080795
>the thing is, I'm extremely introverted. it's hard to keep up with people since it's socially exhausting for me
oh well, c'est la vie
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>>37080299
>>37080674
>0
I actually prefer fembots who are fucked physically than fembots who are fucked mentally. Do you have an email? or i'll just give you mine
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>>37074795
>Brown eyes
>Black/dark brown hair
>Loose, nice curls in a thick but well maintained afro. Not too big.
>Sharp features, white teeth, a small amount of acne (side effects to meds I'm on because of a blood issue I had treated), big smile.
>I'm part black and part Spanish.
>Caramel colored skin I am proud of, compliments my hair color well.
>Average waist, not chubby but not slender either.
>No breast, am a man.
>Nice ass, tight because I work out.
>Normal hips for a guy
>5'7"
>U.S.A
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>>37080795
quit being shy i want to swoon you
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>>37080826
Good luck finding a fembot who is not fucked mentally.
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>>37080869
You sound qt, I'd take you out for a lynching.
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>>37080889
Oh right, this board is racist for some reason. You don't even know me and you want me dead because of my skin color? Is this a meme?
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>tfw you fapped to galko-chan fembots pics and voice

feels good bros
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>>37080931
>You don't even know me and you want me dead because of my skin color?
Yes.
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>>37080825
yeah, my life, and it it's not good. you should trust me on this
>>37080881
i can't help it, i'm sorry
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>>37080934
That makes me so happy! Thank you! I hope it was good!
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>>37080869
>>37080889
im half black and half swiss, i would ask for contact info since from your description you sound nice and qt but im 4/10 at best :^(
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>>37080936
Why? Not that you'll say anything remotely reasonable or intelligent, but I am interested in your perspective.

I want in on this meme.
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>>37080883
Yes but there are various degrees of mentally fucked. Some of them are nice people regardless
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None of you cunts can be lonely or unwanted. You are all trash and I hope you all fucking die.

WOMEN. CANNOT. BE. LONELY.

WOMEN. CANNOT. BE. INCEL.

WOMEN. CANNOT. BE. ROBOTS.
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>>37080946
whats originally got you down ?
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>>37080975
Aww that's sweet, but I'd rather not give out my personal info. But you did improve my mood a lot by saying that :)
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>>37080931
Don't blame him, blame the vast majority of your race being violent murderers and miscreants. If we're going to blame all white people for slavery might as well blame all black people for all the all the crime they commit
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>>37081008
>>37081020
>>37081039
Fuck off you putrid fucking whores. You all disgust me. Fuck off and go get raped by Chad.
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>>37081020
thats nice to hear! well i meant contact info like discord but its okay not to want to, i hope your day goes well !
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>>37080675
I'm also a massive misanthrope and depressed and a hypochondria, as well as being kind of nihilistic.There was no room for flaws in the formula.
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>>37081039
What? I don't blame all white people for slavery, and most of my race isn't violent murderers and miscreants. You're actually generalizing to prove your point, and using false information.

Is this the circle jerk you guys pass around to justify your bigotry?
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>>37081053
im not a girl. want to fight me, bitch?
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>>37081005
I'd agree, we can't be incel unless really trollish, but we certainly can be lonely. I have no friends and have yet to find a man who wants anything MORE than sex.
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>>37081081
Let's go you weak little feminist cuck.
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>Eye Color
Brown with green undertones
>Hair Color
Chocolatey brown
>Hairstyle
Straight shoulder-length with straight bangs
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
69
>Race/Ethnicity
Cockasian :')
>Skintone
Milky
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Chubby
>Breasts
YUGE (meh like DD)
>Ass
dat booty ;)
>Legs/Thighs
zettai ryoki chub
>Hips
? is this different
>Height
6'0 (yes im biologically female, sure ill sit on your face)
>Country
murica
>Age
22
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
Average, slightly deep
>Attractive personality qualities
can sew and cook and other waifu-ly things
>Your kinks/fetishes
fav search terms are: bdsm gangbang asian slave public
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Guess <3
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>>37081062
well, being a misanthrope is really sad. ive been trying to help people to be happier on this board. drop me your steam and i will try to help you be happier i guess?
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>>37081053
lol like I said, I am a guy. Fuck, what's with all these incels hating women? Makes no sense.
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>>37081082
>I'd agree, we can't be incel unless really trollish, but we certainly can be lonely. I have no friends and have yet to find a man who wants anything MORE than sex.
You would kill yourself in a week's tops if you were a man. Even the fattest and ugliest of women can get fucked by a Chad. Can find a perfectly decent looking boyfriend.

Fuck off.
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>>37081091
you cannot defeat me, fool. your hatred will be your undoing.
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>all these chubby

lose weight piglets.
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>>37081119
You misunderstand. The goal for me, and many other girls is not "getting fucked" it's finding a man who likes and respects you. And that's really hard.
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>>37081100
>Fuck, what's with all these incels hating women?
I want normies to leave. Can't go anywhere as a hopeless lonely dude without it getting infected with normalfags and roasties.
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>all these chubby titcows
>will not even meet a single one of them
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>>37081145
If you want women then all you have to do is just be yourself :^)
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>>37081062
>>37081098
also, try to read some cioran, i used to be kinda like you until i read his works
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>>37081139
>You misunderstand. The goal for me, and many other girls is not "getting fucked" it's finding a man who likes and respects you. And that's really hard.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That's because you're only interested in Chads who consider you nothing more than a cumrag while rejecting guys who would give you the kind of day because they won't make you wet by slamming you against a wall and destroying your pussy like a real alpha male are. Christ, women are fucking clueless.
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>>37081145
There is a site for you called wizchan.
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>>37081008
nothing at the moment, actually! I just meant I'm bad at keeping relationships in my life because I tuck myself away from the world too often
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>>37081178
>for you
This was the site for me until you normalcunts invaded it
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>>37081180
let me tuck myself away with you OwO
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>>37081176
>fuck you roastie cunt you only want Chad
>you don't want a nice guy like me you dumb bitch
>girls only love assholes and jerks, I can't get a girl because I'm too nice
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>>37081097
>even asian girls are now towering over you
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>>37081190
Liar. You're the invader. 4chan has always been a normie site.
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>>37081176
>That's because you're only interested in Chads who consider you nothing more than a cumrag while rejecting guys who would give you the kind of day because they won't make you wet by slamming you against a wall and destroying your pussy like a real alpha male are. Christ, women are fucking clueless.
If you imply that robots will "respect me" then you're dead wrong. I've never wanted muscly or aggressive men, but even 'robot' type guys are obsessive and creepy and controlling and manipulative and misogynists.

Decent men are very, very rare, and they certainly don't exist on 4chan.
>>
>>Eye Color
Light brown
>>Hair Color
Black-ish brown
>>Hairstyle
Regular curved flat
>>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
Cute&good
>>Race/Ethnicity
White/French
>>Skintone
Not pale, but white enough
>>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Skinny
>>Breasts
AA
>>Ass
Curved, I like it
>>Legs/Thighs
Strong, not muscular
>>Hips
Average
>>Height
Imperial 5.6, Metric: 173 Centimeters
>>Country
France
>>Age
>>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
Attractive
>>Attractive personality qualities
"She is a nice girl!" Said no one ever.
>>Your kinks/fetishes
Bondage, underage boys
>>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
I'll do nothing. Why he needs to be spoiled? He need kind woman because he's abused? Not my kind of thing.
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>>37081196
I never claimed to be a nice guy. But not despising roasties won't make women want to jump on my cock. Sexual attraction has no sense of mortality.

>Liar. You're the invader. 4chan has always been a normie site.
Oh fuck off, cancer.
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>>37081210
thats not nice im a pretty alright guy
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>>37081173
>cioran
What does he have to say? I'm not suicidal and have elements of existentialism and absurdism in me.
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>>37081214
>tfw not underage enough for this qt fembot
kill me
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>>37081239
It's okay, if you're cute.
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>>37081210
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Stop looking for Chad. You're a woman so what you say is bullshit. Watch what they do, not what they say. You only call robots creepy because they are ugly. That's it! If they weren't ugly you wouldn't think like that.
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>>37081097
pls be my waifu.

contact?
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>>37081079
1/3rd of black men have been to prison in their life time. 65% of black don't know their dad. Over 70% of black women have genital herpes. Black men commit 51% of the murders in the U.S. despite being 6% of the population. 80% of white murders are caused by blacks. over 32,000 white women are raped by black men ever year in the U.S. while less less than 7 black women are raped by white men. Those are real numbers recorded by the FBI, nignog. Oh, and most your ilk do blame whites exclusively for slavery and racism and the reason they can't hold a job, and why black robots can't get girlfriends, and why the cops pulled you over for going 40 miles above the speed limit, etc.
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>>37081097
would you ever want a manlet bf to bully ?
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>>37074795
>Eye Color
Black
>Hair Color
Auburn
>Hairstyle
waist length, wavy, with blunt bangs
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
9.5/10
>Race/Ethnicity
filipino/chinese/some other kind of asian/german/spanish/argentine
>Skintone
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
slender
>Breasts
large
>Ass
big
>Legs/Thighs
thicc
>Hips
medium
>Height
5'4
>Country
>Age
18
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WQiiqkZj04
>Attractive personality qualities
I am very devoted if I have a parrtner, I am artistic, i vowed to never cheat on anyone,
>Your kinks/fetishes
I always crave semen and I enjoy to dominate and I want to be dominated as well. I also like exhibitionism and voyeurism. these are just a few of the kinks i truly have
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
I would spend the entire day doing exactly what he wants and I will indulge all in o
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>>37081246
I've dated someone from this site before. He was as I described, not ugly just decidedly average and a horribly manipulative and borderline abusive. And judging from here, so are all the others on this place.
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>>37081079
Aw, it's okay snowflake.

(Come here often, do you?)
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>>37081097
how chubby is chubbbay
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>>37081245
>It's okay, if you're cute.
I think so, pls tie me up
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>>37081264
Half of this is explainable by institutionalized racism and the other half is lies. Kindly fuck off back to /pol/, we're having a nice thread here.
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>>37081271
>I've dated someone from this site before. He was as I described, not ugly just decidedly average and a horribly manipulative and borderline abusive. And judging from here, so are all the others on this place.
But if he was Chad you couldn't get enough of him

All you whores are the same, I don't know why you feel you belong to a forum once populated by kissless lonely virgin men you would never in a million years ever give thought about
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>>37081237
aaaaw shit dude, im really happy you are interested in him. drop your steam and i will tell ya what i know(or what i think i know, i havent yet finished his whole body of work)
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>>37081287
>pls tie me up
Where'd you live?
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>>37081195
if only it could happen, anon. if only
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>>37081270
americanon?
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>>37081301
>Where'd you live?
Bongistan desu
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>>37081214
Do you have a kik or discord?, I like talking to other French anons
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Fuck this cancerous thread, women hate thread NOW
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>>37081271
>And judging from here, so are all the others on this place.
stop being a cunt
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>>37081270
God damn that voice.

You have a lucky man.
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>>37081305
No, i don't live in america. I live in asia
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>>37081270
>Tfw all you want is for this fembot to say "good night" to you as you cuddle and fall asleep in each other's embrace.

pls b my gf
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>>37081320
lol aw, /pol9gay/ woke up. Congratulations on being why we can't have nice things here. Now take your cancer back to the other threads
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>>37081329
;__; want a greecard?
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>>37081270
Oh my god, I'm in love your voice. It's literally the cutest thing, can I contact you?
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>>37081311
Comfy country, but still far.

>>37081312
>I like talking to other French anons
What you talking with them? You telling abuse stories of yours ? And I don't like to talk with you, I guess.
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>>37081335
Why are you so angry, bitch? Roastie getting toastie?
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>>37081338
Well, I might go to america for college, but i might just stay in my home country. My family would dislike it if I ran off with someone just to live in america. My family could be very strict and traditional in that way.
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Stupid fucking sluts need to be enslaved to be a robot's personal cocksleeve.
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>>37074795
>Eye Color
Green
>Hair Color
auburn
>Hairstyle
long, barely well maintained
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
8 (I got asked to do amateur modelling once)
>Race/Ethnicity
White
>Skintone
really, really pale
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
skinny
>Breasts
C
>Ass
eh
>Legs/Thighs
long and skinny
>Hips
slim
>Height
5'9
>Country
America
>Age
20
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
Eh.
>Attractive personality qualities
Intelligence, ability to hold a conversation, compassionate (in a detached, buddhist sense). I'm not all that nice though. I'm cynical and dry and don't like many people and get impatient with morons (a.k.a most of humanity) very quickly.
>Your kinks/fetishes
Too many to name. Mostly BDSM related.
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Implying I want a man. If a relationship requires more effort than sitting on the couch watching movies/playing video games, going out to libraries and museums etc., reading together and having sex, it's not my kind of relationship.
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>>37081355
I mean I'm living in France but I'm not from France and I don't have many friends in France. That's why I like talking to them. Maybe we could get to know each other. Anyone feel free to message my kik Bepismaker
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>>37081289
>Half of this is explainable by institutionalized racism
You mean the institutionalized racism that benefits you over every other white in the U.S.? Apparently it's institutionalized racism to ever arrest a nigger no matter what he's doing. It's not like cops shot more white every year than blacks despite being involved in less incidences, oh wait it is.

>the other half is lies
>FBI crime statistics and CDC records are lies
It's official, liberalism is a religion and niggers are sacred cows. Everyone goes on blind faith despite the facts and heretics are burned at the stakes
>>
>60 american fembots
>3 european fembots
Ameribros LITERALLY CANNOT be robots, this thread is proof
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You are all worthless cunts. Chad will never commit to you before you hit the wall.
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>>37081364
makes sense. maybe we could become friends in case you ever rebel from your feudal parents by coming to america
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>>37081210
Hi, decent guy here. But most likely I'm too old for most fembots here (in my 30s). Oldfags on 4chan are much more likely to be stable and have their shit together and generally be decent people.
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>>37081378
tie me up plz mam
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>>37081392
fuck off literally all the down to earth and cool fembots ive met in this thread are from fucking europe

reeeeeeeeee its not fucking fair
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>>37081399
I did go to America once and it was last year but I might enroll in a college in New York soon and if I get in, I could live in america for awhile.
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>>37081401
Fuck off, disgusting beta cuck. White knights are cancer.
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>>37081355
>but still far.
Not too far for me i could be right over
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>>37081329
where in asia?
I'm asian
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>>37081378
if you're into staying in all day and getting spanked by me i'd love you forever

the catch is that i get to lick your armpits
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>>37081378
too tall to be honest.
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>>37081425
The philippines but i have stayed in japan for quite awhile too. I adapted to the customs there too.
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>>37081413
sounds adventurous. would you rather stay home or travel here?
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>>37081392
Finding a European fembot is impossible. In the rare event one appears, she will not want to be contacted or will disappear after the first messages are exchanged.
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>>37081385
>I don't have many friends in France.
It's fine, you're a foreigner. But, you know what's fine than being foreigner? Commiting suicide.

>>37081421
Post some information, cute boy.
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>>37081416
Did you reply to the wrong post? I can't make any sense of your frothy virgin rage.
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>>37081463
you have discord? resT#1449
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>>37081458
For me, anything goes as long as I am able to pursue my pre-law or psychology in the place that is best for me. Also, I want to be somewhere where boring people aren't.
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>>37081480
>you have discord?
I do not, but I'll make a account now.
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>>37081452
>9.5/10
>thicc
>philippines
please be my gf
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>>37076455
Wait I live near Riverside are you still itt? One of my emails is [email protected] if you wanna talk to something. Other socal locals are welcome to email as well.
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>>37081452
What a surprise.
Are you from Metro Manila?
I'm currently living in Makati.
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>>37081489
Can you post it in the thread, so I can hit you up
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>>37081514
Yes, i am, I have lived there for a lot of my life
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>>37074795
>my eyes are a shade of brown and green, mostly green. People call them colourful.
> My hair is predominantly brown, with a hint of blonde. I wear it in a pixie cut with a slightly longer frisson.
> I have a relatively oval face, 6/10 I guess
> I am Caucasian with an average(?) skin tone. I definitely wouldnt call myself pale.
>I've a rather cute tummy, slim waist, averagish hips, and a cute bubble butt. I think it is my best feature. My breasts are non existent. I am 5'7'' / 170cm tall.
>I am 22, and have a sort of mellow, dorky voice. I don't really like it
>I am usually kind and easy going, and my previous boyfriends have commented they really enjoy my enthusiastic and energetic moments although I don't have too many of those. I mostly like to stay comfy.
>I am mostly into vanilla stuff, but I can on occassion dabble in dom/sub fetishes. I've been enjoying healslutting recently in video games.
>It really depends on the person, I'll try to adjust to their own preferences. But I'd likely do something like make them a nice dinner, play a song or two for them, watch a movie and just cuddle/fuck after.
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>>37081514
It's nice that someone appreciates thicc legs like mine, my mother forces my to lose weight so they could be thinner but in all honesty, it's nice to have some meat in that part. They go well with my long stockings
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>>37081443
I'm not exclusively a sub. I'm a dom too.
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>>37081568
You've spent way too much time on this. You probably spent the last 10 minutes looking in a mirror before typing all this out. What's it like to have such an overinflated undeserved love for yourself?
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>>37081560

Are you in college?
origigi
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>>37081483
last person i talked from the philippines said it was pretty boring and they wanted out.

im in a major city and theres tons to do personally i just dont have anyone to do them with but there are actually lots of lawyers here as well.
>>
>>37081605
not really experienced in being a sub desu. would you start gently with me?
>>
>>37077124
>Biting

Will you be my wife?
>>
>>37079858
I'm sorry
I promise I don't have any diseases
but yeah hope I find a girl like you
>>
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Looking for that cute and amazing girl who gifted me a New 3DS XL last year. She disappeared and I need her back in my life ASAP.

If -you- read this, then let me know with one of your awesome catchphrases.
>>
>>37081615
I am just lonely. But yeah, I do have a decent amount of self-love and appreciation for myself, thank you. I feel much better compared to when I hated myself, for your information.
>>
>>37081237
try to read some schopenhauer first though
>>
>>37081723
if you are in america i'm interested in getting to know you
>>
>>37081734
>try to read some schopenhauer first though
Oh please. I've read "on Women".
>>
>>37081755
Sorry, I am in Europe.
>>
>>37081789
bad feels
>>
>>37081723
Yeah, you show him guuuurl. You're a strong independent woman that's learned to look past all your character flaws and avoid feeling guilty for your mistakes by convincing yourself your poor judgment is actually a virtue. Who needs to grow as a person while living with the consequence of you actions when you can assume a false sense superiority.

The reason you responded in the first place is because you know he's right and that hurts, doesn't it?
>>
>>37081723
>>37081789
>lonely in europe
>had previous boyfriends

Slut, just get another Chad to pump and dump you or settle with a beta provider. Retarded whore.
>>
>>37081789
can i eat your ass pls
oreg
>>
>>37081776
kek im not talkin about that part of his work famalam. im legit interested in knowing you now tho
>>
>>37079864
>Slovakia
Z a p a d
a
p
a
d
>>
>Eye Color
Blue
>Hair Color
Black
>Hairstyle
Short
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
7?
>Race/Ethnicity
white
>Skintone
Very white
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
slender
>Breasts
A
>Ass
Fine.
>Legs/Thighs
slim and toned
>Hips
Fine
>Height
5'5
>Country
UK
>Age
18
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
Attractive. I'm a singer.
>Attractive personality qualities
Uh....I'm really intelligent (high IQ, etc.). I don't know if that's a bonus. Other than that I'm shy, introverted, cynical, snide, and don't like people (especially men).
>Your kinks/fetishes
Femdom, lesbian, hentai monster shit
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him.
Nothing. I don't want to spoil men.
>>
reading this thread is torture when you're completely isolated and have no one to talk to and all these qt fembots are describing themselves.

so close yet so far.
>>
>>37081870
>don't like people (especially men).
>Femdom
be mean to me
>>
>>37081829
I sort of stopped reading at that. Didn't think there'd be anything aimed at me in his work.
>>
>>37081809
Your pure virgin waifu will find you in your basement any day now!
>>
>>37081870
>>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
>Attractive. I'm a singer
Vocaroo?
>>
>>37081807
I've a plethora of flaws and I am working hard to get over them. I don't think I'll ever address all of them, but it won't stop me from trying. I take responsibility for my own actions.

I replied not only out of courtesy, but because there are other people on this board, not just him. This reply is not just for you.

>>37081809
I don't want either of those things, thanks.

>>37081817

How did you know I was into that :)
>>
>>37081210
I mean I'm generally an asshole to people but I think I'm a decent guy as far as respecting a significant other. It perplexes me that robots here can simultaneously be miserable that they have no girlfriend while also hating women
>>
>>37081875
Or rather, none of the fembots are interested in talking to a guy for more than a few sentences before ghosting.
>>
>>37081884
dont be so quick to dismiss stuff faggot, you would really like his other works, im sure of it
>>
>>37081891
>How did you know I was into that :)
i didn't, was just hoping
do you have discord?
>>
>>37075206
C-can I have steam waifu
OR discord waifus
>>
>>37081911
>wanting to eat the ass of an already used up girl
This is low, my man. Hope you enjoy the spit of the guys before you.
>>
>>37081789
How much a month do you need to be a live-in maid with benefits?
>>
>>37081908
>dont be so quick to dismiss stuff faggot, you would really like his other works, im sure of it
Well, what else is there? There's plenty of other philosophy to read that doesn't simply hate me for my gender (and I get some of it. I hate girls and the generalised behaviour too).
>>
>>37076299
nice taste, though i could never get into eldr scrolls
huge autist when it comes to zelda tho
>>
>>37075504
Do you have a discord? Or anything else?
>>
>>37075559
>aus
Fuuuuck
Anon can I get some contact info? I have something I wanna try
>>
>>37079060
Now why can't you move to Australia and help this hapa guy build his confidence
>>
>>37081938
give me your discord or steam and ill tell you more about this. but like no philosopher will always agree with you, no real person will to be honest, but everyone has some great stuff to say, you just kinda gotta select what you want from them ya know?
>>
>>37081911
Sorry, I do not.

>>37081936
While that is a nice fantasy to indulge myself every once in a while, I don't think I'll ever actually go through with that.
>>
>>37081972
fucking cringe lol
>>
>>37081891
The hit dog yelps again, trying to act cool and composed. Nobody cares who you are, you're just a vagina to most people here, but the twist is you're more pathetic than most men here considering you peruse these threads on one of the most desperate boards on 4chan looking for compliments from men, using the best make up in the world, anonymity. It's almost like shooting fish in a barrel, huh?
>>
>>37081980
>Sorry, I do not.
Meh something else then? Ireally want to talk to you.
>>
>>37081984
well senpai, im not wrong though am i? its all true. all im saying is that people gotta give stuff a chance, reading only an essay wont give you much insight on anything
>>
>>37076082
>6 FOOT 2
Holy Shit contacts plez
>>
>>37078489
If you are in Sydney maybe we can hang out and just be friends? Like with all due respect, I dont want anything sexual, I just want some friends.
I will post contact info if this is for real or if you are just larping.

Also are you hapa?
>>
>>37081996
Yeah, how much of an ugly failure of a woman do you have to be to scrap the bottom of the barrel just to get compliments and attention? I guess not having to show your face is a huge advantage here for them
>>
>>37076093
Are you into mommy kink stuff?
>>
>>37081996
>the twist is you're more pathetic than most men here considering you peruse these threads on one of the most desperate boards on 4chan looking for compliments from men
And you come here to spew rage-spittle at women you'll never meet. So who's pathetic again, hmm?
>>
>>37082019
You're really embarrassing yourself, anon. I sincerely hope that you one day grow out of your cringe-inducing autism. You come off nowhere near as smart as you're trying to present yourself to be
>>
>>37081996
Perhaps. I never claimed not to be pathetic in this sense. I'd wager trying to make a person feel bad is the lowest you can possibly go, but to each their own.

And yes, I am really cool.


>>37082003
Feel free to use this thread then. Tell me a bit about yourself and I'll post an e-mail contact.
>>
>>37082061
self projecting twat. if i was actually smart i wouldnt be in this website dude
>>
>>37082078
>Tell me a bit about yourself and I'll post an e-mail contact.

he's willing to eat your ass. what more could you ask for?
>>
>>37082054
Well no shit I'm pathetic, numbnuts. That's why I came here to begin with. What are you stupid? But you know who's even more pathetic than me and even the attention wore? You. The white knight that defends women he'll never meet and have sex with on the internet. You're like the louse on the hair on the wart on the ass of the toad
>>
By all means, lets give even MORE females unwarranted male attention.
>>
>>37079471
YES fkdjccj you have been muted for 32 seconds
>>
>>37082117
i cant help it im all alone
>>
>>37082117
do you want attention too famalam? i legit wanna help
>>
>>37082097

That's a small, but a nice bonus. I don't consider sex to be more than just sex, and their preferences have no indication on what they are really like.
>>
>>37082107
Of the three people involved in this conversation, all three are pathetic, but only one of us is mad.
>>
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>Fembot thread
>bump limit reached

This board is dead.
All robots were replaced by thirsty neckbeards and disgusting roasties
>>
>>37082107
Prozac not working out for you, famalamadingdong?
>>
>>37082078
>I'd wager trying to make a person feel bad is the lowest you can possibly go
what a convenient sense of morality you have. There's nothing wrong with your behavior and the way you act, it's the people that dare remind you what a worthless person you are that are the problem. You're everything wrong with women nowadays
>>
>>37082157
And not a single one of them posted tits. What a disappointment.
>>
>>37082081
Hey trying to help, no reason to get so defensive, anon
>>
>>37082147
There's no reason to be mad anon. You're the one that decided to interject yourself into the conversation to begin with
>>
>>37082188
sorry if i sounded like that dude. but you kinda sounded too agressive. no problem with you tho i realized how what i wrote might have seemed a bit too tryhard
>>
>Eye Color
blue

>Hair Color
naturally golden blonde

>Hairstyle
kinda long, a bit wavy

>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
7.5 - 8.

>Race/Ethnicity
white, from eastern europe

>Skintone
pale

>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
slender maybe?

>Breasts
d

>Ass
average but kinda fit too

>Legs/Thighs
i like them, they are long and nice

>Hips
slim

>Height
170 cm

>Country
o(>< )o

>Age
19

>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
girly and soft

which i absolutely hate

>Attractive personality qualities
understanding, smart and very kind

i have been told many times that i have a warm personality

>Your kinks/fetishes
don't have any

>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
really depends on what kind of a person he is and what he likes

but anything and everything probably, i love to spoil and surprise friends and family and see them happy
>>
>>37082175
No, I do not think there's anything wrong with the way I've acted here. But thank you for your input, however worthless it might have been.
>>
>>37082175
>nothing wrong with your behavior and the way you act
You mean posting online for attention? Dear lord, man the harpoons, how fucking dare a person do that in a thread designed for that purpose.
>>
>suddenly European fembots appear like never before
>thread autosaging
>>
>>37082203
... that's what I was saying. I'm not mad at all, just pointing out that it's pretty pathetic to go around beating up on randos whose self-esteem is already in the toilet since they're posting on 4chan for attention, especially by calling them pathetic. The level of rage in the other anon's posts is just fuckin' bizarre, so I felt like pointing it out. Not mad in the least. Do hope the dude chills out, tho.
>>
>>37082246
Even if it wasn't autosaging, they probably wouldn't add you
>>
>>37082219
hi there anonette
>>
>>37082273
Well obviously. Fembots in these threads don't want to be contacted, they only want attention.
>>
>>37082220
beginning to lose your cool, huh? Don't worry, I'm sure someone will love you someday. It definitely won't be for your personality though
>>
>>37082221
Keep it up anon and I'm sure you'll get your dick wet one day
>>
>>37082338

That's funny because I think the only way to love and be loved is through personality. And no, I am not. You're just not saying anything interesting, original or profound. I am not going to pretend I care for garbage.
>>
>Eye Color
Hazel
>Hair Color
Blonde
>Hairstyle
Long and thick
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
8.5
>Race/Ethnicity
White
>Skintone
Pale
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
Slender
>Breasts
30DD
>Ass
Perky, kinda big
>Legs/Thighs
Slightly chubby thighs
>Hips
Normal?
>Height
5"2'
>Country
UK
>Age
19
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
I sound a bit like Emma Watson
>Attractive personality qualities
I'm fun and easy going. A bit weird.
>Your kinks/fetishes
Tentacles
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him
Idk I'd surprise him with something he likes
>>
>>37082378
Well that sucks for you then because you don't have a personality. So much for not being mad though, right? I'm sure you keep responding out of politeness
>>
>>37082219
>>37082385
Here's your (You), roastbread
>>
>>37082366
lol. Have a good one, bro.
>>
>>37082427
I must be upset because I am replying to you? Apply your hypocrisy to your own self then. I told you, these replies are not just for you.
>>
>>37082304
helloooo

>>37082431
thanks and here have a (you) back
>>
>>37082385
I'm into tentacles as well, can I get your discord?
>>
>>37082475
I'm actually having a pretty good time, doll. You've given me more than enough giggles for what it's all worth. It's not everyday I get to keep tearing down someone too stupid to quit replying
>>
>>37080299
Do you have Kik?

(You've been muted for two secs dumbass)
>>
>>37081214
Kik? (It's original Chan)
>>
>>37082555

One day the irony will hit you. But very well, this will be my last reply to you.
>>
>>37081270
What your contact femanon?
>>
>>37082599
Please do hold your breath until then
>>
>>37081568
Contact? (Originel)
>>
>>37082567
>>37082597
>>37082642

fucking thirsty faggot blatantly hitting on three fembots at the same time.

>>37082613
you too
>>
>>37082653
its making them all happy dude, let them be
>>
>>37082725
nigga, they all just want attention. notice not a single one of them gave out a contact? you're wasting your time.
>>
>>37082754
and whats so wrong with wanting attention?
>>
>>37082762
Nothing as long as you post tits.
>>
>>37082754
Every single human being wants attention. You faggots are just mad that girls have a lot easier to get it.
>>
>>37082754
to be fair, nobody outright asked for my contact
>>
>>37082908
if any of you guys want attention i wouldnt think twice about helping you, everyone on this fucking board is too sad and i want to help
>>
>>37081870
>i'm a singer
You can't just say that and not post a vocaroo. Where is your artistic ego
>>
>>37082653
>>37082977
make this boys happy then
>>
>>37082977
Could i get your discord mine is NovaFist#3353
>>
>>37082157
Yeah you could say that. But then again this board never gave me anything even when it was "good". Really i was happier when i wasn't browsing 4chan, i guess i'm glad i have a good reason to leave
>>
>>37082982
Then ask a robot about his contact info and give him attention. I don't even know why this is relevant.
>>
>>37083012
you don't know anything about me, a shot in the dark is just a waste of time that will make us both sad. I really don't mean to be rude, it's just the truth
>>
>>37083052
He did that earlier, the anon he asked went full tard rage and told him to fuck off. Maybe it's easier for roasties to get attention because they aren't unpleasant cunts about it?
>>
>>37083052
I give robots attention every chance I get. There just aren't that many opportunities
>>
>>37083055
the thirst is real. any female contact makes them less sad, then they'll eventually come to this board crying when they're ghosted.
>>
>>37083055
But i want to get to know you though
>>
If anyone who is still lurking this thread has as favourite anime Mawaru Penguindrum, let me know ASAP. I need friends who aren't plebs.
>>
>>37083072
this made me actually sad. I just want robots to be happy
>>
>>37083116
>I just want robots to be happy
well, good luck with that.
>>
>>37083105
MP's not anything obscure though
>>
>>37083083
I'm sorry anon, but I'm also saving you from yourself
>>
>>37083137
But not everyone considers it it's No.1 anime.
>>
>>37083068
>He did that earlier, the anon he asked went full tard rage and told him to fuck off
Oh, so it was a HE. Well, that makes sense. Majority of the people on r9k doesn't want help, they don't want empathy, motivational life speech or psychological tips or tricks from a random dude on the internet. They are comfortable in this board culture full of misery and emptiness, cause there is a group of people they finally can identify with and relate to. If a girl would offer him attention, he would probably gladly accept it and not go full tard rage, and it's just based on the fact that she has a vagina between her legs. Robots believe that most of their problems will simply be solved by female affection.

>Maybe it's easier for roasties to get attention because they aren't unpleasant cunts about it?
It's easier for them to get attention and it's just because they are females, doesn't matter how their personalities would be
>>
>>37083116
Robots themselves don't want to be happy.
>>
>>37083274
of course they want

it's better just to accept it and stop trying than be filled with hope and mistakes
>>
>>37083274
I actually do, but my mental illness and anxiety is holding me back.
>>
Can someone make a new thread?
>>
>>37083300
why do you not seek professional help?
>>
>>37074795
>Eye Colour
Iris Heterochromia, light blue and green
>hair colour
Ginger
>hairstyle
Most of the times either completely open or ponytail
>Facial Aesthetics
7 or 8/10, I guess
>race/ethnicity
As White as fucking snow
>waist
Skinny, maybe a little bit too skinny
>breasts
Small, but not flat
>Ass
Good enough
>legs/thighs
Normal
>hips
Nothing special
>height
158cm
>Country
Germanistan at the moment, but going to move to Switzerland
>Age
19
>Voice
Very light and annoying if I talk much
>Attractive personality attributes
Not a fuckin normie (REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)
>kinks/fetishes
Anal, open for everything that doesn't include shit, piss or blood
>what you'd do for your man to spoil him
Idk, maybe cook something while loosing more and more clothing? I never had one, so I don't know anything about that
>>
>>37083469
why are you moving to Switzerland?
>>
>>37083469
I want to see rare eyes, please
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