>born in rhode island

>>37073147
>Comfiest state

>>37073184
>boring as shit
>nothing to do
>weather sucks
>online for anything is dead
>homeless begging everywhere

The rich may have it comfy but that could be said of any rich people

Why U from here

>>37073147
My uncle lived out there deep in the woods. He had this huge house that never got finished being built because he ended up divorcing the rich woman he married. In all the time in between he lived in the basement and practiced survivalism. Always had a good time out there, what's the problem?

Maybe you just need a house innawoods?

>>37073221
What a minute

NEET, RICH, HOUSE?

>>37073207
>>boring as shit
>>nothing to do
What would you want there to be that you could do?

>>weather sucks
If that means its rainy a lot then shut up rain is comfy.

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Whats up my dude?
Im from South Kingstown but live in Narragansett

Dropped out of URI a few years ago and have been working as a cook at the shitty restaurants around here

pic related, my doggo by the Newport Bridge

>>37073147
hahaha. the joke of New England
enjoy CHODE Island, faggo

>>37073266
We talked before, that's how dead and small this state is. You put boogers in people's food, correct me if I'm wrong nice doggo

>>37073240
I guess you missed the part where I said he lived in the basement and practiced survivalism. He didn't get any of her money. He was pretty much living off the land and sleeping in the basement. Stop making excuses.

You ever go to AS220 in providence??

If you can deal with hipsters its pretty chill live shows for like 5$ and decently priced beer and food

>>37073266
>Just kinda wrapping the leash around the middle of the dog

???

>>37073374
its a harness, it better distributes the force of the leash so if the dog pulls it doesn't yank on their neck too hard

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>>37073147
>born in Nebraska

>>37073266
That's a real nice doggo you got there

>>37073207
>homeless everywhere
So leave Providence

>>37073147
Smithfield here.

Can i pound your boipucci?

>>37073246
I love how OP didn't answer this. Just goes to show he's just another fucking faggot making up excuses as to why his life sucks

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>born in Delaware

>>37073246

>weather sucks

He probably means the humidity and long ass winters

>born in the part of massachusetts thats so close to RI its completely irrelevant as it isnt boston or the berkshires

>>37073595
this tbqh
I thought people in rhode island were retarded Normies, then I joined the army and met people from the rest of the nation and realized Rhode Islanders are cultural and intellectual GODS compared to southerners and mid westerners

>>37073147
>tfw born in rhode island
>tfw moved to fall river to become an internet comedian
>tfw mom moved to atlanta

Who Woonsocket here?

>>37073670
Bro im in swansea want to chill

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>born in south jersey

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>>37073207
>tfw your family moved to the north east instead of the south west when they moved here
>cold/cloudy for most of the year
>seeing the sun is supposed to be special instead of normal since it's practically gone during the winter
>everything is expensive
>everyone's ugly

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>>37073147
>Born in the U.S's floppy flacid penis

>>37073595
Indeed. I hear people all the time complain that their town/city has nothing to do.
Makes me wonder how many of them actually look for things to do with their friends, or if they even have friends to do stuff with.
The reality is if you live in an even semi-major city there's usually something to do. If not then you can just sit around and hang out with friends like in the good ol' days.

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Born in Sardinia

>>37073734
>live in Cuckifornia
>everything's expensive
>no water
>highways are fucked
>chads and stacies everywhere
>also homeless everywhere
>get shot/mugged by various brown people

You dodged a bullet anon

>>37073147
rhode island is super prettya nd wish i lived there


t . california girl :) !!!!

the first time i ever EVER tried toblerone in my life was when i went to the east coast (in that same trip i went to rhode island)

so yeah. i love rhode island. also its so pretty and i love the nature and flowers and everything, i really wish i lived there. you're lucky op.

live happily!!! its sosososososososo serene and great you are BLESSED

Its oBay aBon. You Bive in Bhe land of Beter Briffin and Boe Bwanson

>>37074030
wtf are you saying you autist

>>37074030
actually laughed good one
>>37074086
t. autist

>>37074086
Its a nod to facebook-born, ironic black twitter-esque memes of peter griffin from family guy and replacing letters with the "B" emoji which is typing like bloods. If you have facebook, search "the epic department act ii" and "perhapsposthuman 5000"

>>37074102
>actually laughed good one

It wasn't funny tho

>>37074030
>>>/annoying, cookie-cutter instagram """"humor""""" accounts, run by and for screeching meme-kiddies/

Hey, I'm from RI. I went to LaSalle. I'm in Pawtucket for two weeks before I move to Florida. I think it's okay. I like Boston better but I wouldn't want to live there.

>>37073283
exactly, when can VT/NH/ME break off from the US and form their own country

>>37074203
I dont have instagram, all my knlwledge of the "B" meme comes from fb, as far as i know it hasnt spread from fb

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>>37074086
Lets see if i have any good ones h.o.

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>>37074328
Fhthfkszjhdhfidjsbd

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>>37074356
Quagmire is quagmired by reverse nae nae

>>37074381
Real Brodies eat da ass

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>>37074433
Fuck i Beem to have Borgot my Bmage

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>tfw in CT

>>37074030
>>37074328
>>37074356
>>37074381
>>37074433
>>37074450
I had a feeling this thread would be unfunny and absolute shit.

>>37074495
I'm sorry you are not ready to move onto the next stage of post ironic shitposting