Daily Escort Thread

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I mentioned pic related in yesterdays thread and I'll try and revive the thread with my story
>browsing craigslist casual encounters out of boredom, one ad asked that you send your snapchat
>send it but don't expect a reply, surprised when I do
>talk about meeting, mentions she's looking for someone generous, I figure why not I've done it before
>get a few weird flags, won't meet at 11 that night because its to late, wanted to meet this morning
>agree, she tell me to meet her at a mcdonalds to pick her up, another flag but go along with it
>I get there and she matches the picture exactly, about 5 feet tall, D cups, skinny waist, and two handfuls of tits and ass
>she's hanging around alone outside, I walk into the place like I'm just getting some food to check the place out, don't see anyone suspicious and decide to go for it
>greet her and she's all smiles and giggles and we get in my car and go to my place
>walk into living room and she's immediately up against me pushing her tits into my chest
>decide to ask for a lap dance/strip tease and shes into it, grinding against me on my couch and letting me grab whatever I want
>tell her to use her mouth and she's instantly on her knees in front of me with her hand and mouth pumping away on my cock
>get her up and tell her I want reverse cowgirl, she climbs on my dick and started bouncing up and down then leans back to grind on it, I've got her tits in my hands squeezing
>feel like I'm about to come so tell her it's time to go to the bedroom to give myself a minute to back off from the edge
>go into bedroom and tell her to get on her knees and suck me some more, hold her head with my hands and fuck her face for a bit forcing deep throat
>tell her to get on the bed and stick her ass up and start fucking her from behind
>this is when she starts talking dirty, asking if I like her pussy and how much she loves my dick and so on
Character limit, I should have pre typed

How the hell did you not get herpes from a bitch like that putting hwr mouth on your wing dang dong?

>>37072856
Nice, I remember from yesterday bro

>No mention of covers yet
Did you tap that sweet ass raw?

>>37072944
Nice dubs bro

Which poster did you mean, though?

Well anyway, dick sucking is pretty low risk. Nothing is without risk, though. Its simple, I'd rather be fucking than carrying around the weight of being a virgin all the time.

>>37072856
>switch to cowgirl, she's grinding circles on my dick while I squeeze her tits and suck on her nipples
>finish in missionary, she has her legs wrapped around me and pulling me into her as she moans in my ear, cum inside her and keep pumping away, eventually pull out and she goes down on me again cleaning my cum and her wetness off my cock
>drop her off by walmart after and she says to get in touch with her whenever I want
Tldr bareback cream pied an 18 year old puerto rican girl with an hour glass figure for a hundred bucks

>>37072951
>Did you tap that sweet ass raw?
Yes

>>37073081
>>37073104
Nice work bro.
Almost makes me want to start trawling BP... but if I stepped on a CBJ landmine I wouldn't be able to cum.

>>37073133
>BP
Found this one on craigslist casual encounters, every now and then you find someone that won't flake and will follow through
Ended up in two gang bangs that way fucking two different guys girlfriends but they weren't great experiences

I finally gave in one day and got a black shemale off backpage. Long story short, she ended up dominating me most of the night fucking me and making me suck her off. I was kinda into it but I barely was able to use my dick. It was only 150 though and she was totally passable.
>havnt gotten any more escorts, not sure if I want to

>>37073470
Did they even give you a reach around or was the whole time spend breaking in your boipucci

>>37073470

I've seen a TS once but she(male) was pretty bad at it. No passion, no fun at all.

Someday I want to get with a TS that can actually cum like normal.

>>37073566
She did give me a reach around and I did cum twice during the experience. I didnt think I would enjoy being fucked that much but I did, I guess im kinda gay it turns out. Anyways I just wanted to fuck her some too :/

I have eczema on my penis, I'm fairly certain not even literal whores will touch me for fear of contracting GigaAids.
Can't blame them.

>>37073787
>eczema
Shit how bad is it bro? Gonna post a pic of your penor?

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>>37073787
i have hypospadias and my dickhole is like 3 cm wide lol will hookers fuck me or not

pic related

>>37073978
Man thats a new one. Some hookers are pretty body-friendly, I'd give it a shot. Maybe look out for the ones that advertise disability friendly.

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>can't find the escort page on Craigslist

Am I being stupid or did they do something different? I heard they were doing things to that section a while back though.

If gone, where do people look now?
Asking for a friend in Australia.

>>37074312
Craigslist dumped those listings a long time ago, sometimes you'll find them in w4m
Backpage used to have a section but also recently took it down, however all those girls just post on that w4m section

>get the urge to toss virginity away on a hooker
>fap
>urge gone

Every time

>>37073978
hahahahahhahahahahahhahahaha


AHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHA

>>37073787
I had it too. Just put some cortisone 1% on it everyday until it goes away.

>>37074659
i'm getting closer and closer to going for it. the big issue is it's a hassle to get started in the US

>>37074729
Do it big bro. I feel like a different person dropping that weight & anxiety like a sack of bricks.

>>37072138
General question but are escorts ever attractive? Or are they old/crack-whore looking girls?

Certainly never like the picture I assume so any advice?

>>37073978
Can you piss straight?

I haven't been to an escort in 2 months. Im going to stop until i get a job with a high enough income so that spending on hookers is only 10%-15% of my total income

Anyone here tried eccie?

I'm too paranoid of STDs. REALLY paranoid. I've never gotten one, but after every encounter I can't tell if I'm feeling a burning feeling when I pee, or if that's just the way it always feels when I pee, etc. My paranoia never ends, until I go to the doctor and get tests done.

For me, asian massage parlors and a happy ending massage are all I need. A great massage is better than sex IMO....especially how they massage your butt.

>>37073723
>has sex with a guy

>gee I think I might be gay

>>37075888
The average prostitute is less likely to have a std than the average college girl anon, when will the all escorts are disease ridden meme die

>>37076048
post a source then

>>37076149
Nigger do your own research

>>37075888
How does one find such massage parlors?

>>37076206
>posts claim without source
>nigga do your own research

kkkkkkk

>>37076220
>being a lazy piece of of shit instead of googling rates of stds in college students and sex workers

>>37075774
Actually the girl in the picture is a local escort.

There are plenty of attractive ones. Depends on your grading scale. I'm happy with anything in the range of 5/10 up.

There are some gorgeous ones even in the $300 range.

>>37075829
Yeah, its what is used most in Texas. Its pretty dope since girls post their own ads.

>>37075888
Nice trips bro. Also probably your urethra is just sore (minor tears from vigorous activity).

>>37076218
I don't do them myself but I hear anyplace with all the windows completely blocked out is good.

I've heard that there are some escort pairs that are two sisters or a mom and daughter any truth to this or nah?

How do I get started as a newbie on eccie?

>>37076410

the Palmer Twins advertise on Eros, $1000

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>>37076410
Sure but like 0.0001% of the time.
The closest I've heard first-hand accounts of are two girls that were cousins, and the guy checked their IDs.

>>37076048
Here is one I've always wanted to tap, rates were indeed $300/hr

>>37076491
Make an account and browse reviews. Activities are listed even at the free level.
Personally I joined Preferred411 to make screening easier. I try to only see girls on P411.
But you can find newbie friendly girls on Eccie regularly. Write a review to get premium access (6 weeks per review) or pony up some cash to join.

If you know you're ok with condoms, don't bother paying. Everyone will be DTF as long as your tool is wrapped. But if you want something in particular (I only go for CIM), then do your research.

>>37076218
Literally 95% of asian massage parlors advertised as having an "all asian staff" will give you a happy ending.

>>37076501
Interesting. Do you know if they fool around with each other or is it just the two of them with the customer?

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>>37076048
Also another I've always wanted to tap. Also $300 rate.

>>37076597
Their reviews are on TER (The Erotic Review) which I don't use. Not that TER is bad, but Eccie is king in Texas and I don't travel, so there just isn't any need.

Anyway their website is thepalmertwins dot com.

>>37076582
Also look for the words "table shower"

how comfortable does a hooker have to be before allowing me to film?

>>37074546
There use to be very active escort page in AUS weeks ago so I don't know what happened.