>You just gotta be yourself bro. Nut up, hit the gym and adopt

>>37071565
>Nut up

What kind of sex act is this

I genuinely wish I had handsome, supportive friends that would say encouraging things to me like this.

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>>37071590
I had Chad friends in high school. they obviously didn't consider me one of their own but they were nice to me and sincere about their friendship.

Oh look, the daily "you have to be a male model to get a gf" thread

Get facebook, add people you knew from school or something. I see fatcucks, jawlets, baldcucks, bug-eyed cucks, eyebrowlets, and skeletoncucks who all have gfs on my news feed and it makes me so fucking angry because im not bad looking at all and i cant find a relationship

Social status is king

how exactly do I acquire mass
im a lanklet and im killing myself at the gym doing what I can but I cant seem to bulk

>>37071590
>>37071631

chad's lack of insecurity and hang ups makes his friendship sincere

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>>37071671
gotta eat more oats bro

>>37071671

stuff food down your throat until you're ready to puke everyday. i know GOMAD is a meme, but it genuinely works for skinny guys struggling to gain weight. eating peanut butter with a spoon and and washing it down with milk makes it hard not to gain weight

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>>37071671
Just werk hard bro and you'll get there. Don't worry about it. Just stay positive.

>>37071710
>>37071729
I tried the food stuffing and I legitimately got sick and threw up a few times
am I destined to be skeletor forever?
>>37071746
Thanks Barry

>>37071671
learn to read nutrition labels and find a way to track food intake, by phone app, pen and paper or whatever works. When I started doing this I learned I needed 1000 more calories a day + a lot more protein

>>37071671
>>37071729
>>37071762
>there are "men" out there struggling to eat over 2000kcal a day
>meanwhile I'm struggling not to binge eat 3000kcal every other day

>>37071565
I wonder why you faggot OP save Chad pictures.

>>37071762
have you been taking protein shakes

>>37071825
iktf bro, I eat maybe 3000 calories on a normal day, I could probably eat 10,000 calories in a single day if someone gave me enough money to buy that kind of food

fuckin stomachlets

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>>37071671
You probably have this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klinefelter_syndrome

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>>37071825
All fat fucks have to do is nothing. Eating requires effort.

>>37072270
Same here, fatbro. I can easily eat 3 large pizzas and still have room for desert.
I'm not that fat (84kg/184lbs 6ft tall), but I've been slightly overweight my whole life. I was 95kg 5'10" at my heaviest when I was 16, but that was only for 3-4 months.

My problem is I eat over 5000kcal one day, starve the next day in order to "even" out the calories, but I always end up binging again late at night. I just can't consistently eat 1000-1500kcal a day. I always end up binging.

I love to eat. It's crazy to think there's people out there force feeding themselves peanut butter in order to put on a couple of pounds. I can easily gain 10lbs in a month or two without even thinking about it.

the problem with chads is they have no personality.
>that and roidrage 24/7

>>37071825

lol way to go chief

>>37071590
Right? I feel like people post these guys to make you feel inferior but whenever I pass by these posts, the thought of these guys genuinely trying to help me makes me happy, if a little sad that I don't have people like that.

>>37072890
They get along with literally anyone though