Whats your weak-ass excuse /r9k/?

I can't play the sympathy card
I'm not rich

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my arms hurt OP

oregano

>>37070599
>>37070691
upon reflection of creating this thread I'm thinking this man my have the biggest advantage of all: he can't fap. This means he absolutely HAS to get some. Damn, never thought of it like this before

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>>37070578
>>37070578
>>37070578
I am not a worldwide famous wealthy Christian motivational speaker worth millions of dollars

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Vujicic

I'm a pussy beta male manchild NEET with nothing to offer a woman.

>>37070786
If a man with no arms or legs can do this and get laid don't you think perhaps you should give it a try?

>>37070819
It's kinda hard to become a motivational speaker with all your limbs

I don't want to waste my cum making little elliots

>>37070741
He can still masturbate by rubbing his dick on a mattress or something, which is even worse than regular faping, so no, that's not it. You should quit "reflecting" in public in the future, you're retarded.

Excuse for what, not having handicaps to bank on? Good for him.

>>37070578
She's with him only for fame and money.

>>37070786
speech to text software must be getting really powerful

>>37070845
It's kind of hard to fuck chicks with no limbs

>>37071356
not really. just let them do all the work

>>37071378
Does he even have a dick/balls? Seems like he stands on them all the time.

>>37070578
>excuse
Don't need one.

Why do faggots like op act like they are in charge? Fucking hilarious.

>>37071526
It looks like he has a kid so... yes?

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>>37070786
more like limb-it-less

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>>37071561
>Why do faggots like op act like they are in charge?
Do you feel in charge?

>>37070578
She doesn't have any legs either.

The real answer is she's Asian so it doesn't count
Those slant eyed flat faces will fuck anything with lighter skin than them

>>37071805
and money, the most important part

>>37070578
>race mixing
Complete failure.
Truly disgusting.

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>>37071735
kekist top

orgnal

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>>37070578
I'm mentally retarded, and cannot communicate with women very well, if at all.

>>37071988
Are you actually diagnosed as retarded?

>>37072018
Autism, which I consider to be a form of mental retardation.

>>37070578
ITT: guys we could probably beat up?

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>>37072384
>probably
probably original