WHY CAN'T I SIT LIKE THIS >REEEEEEEEEEEE

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Every man who's worth a damn sits like this.

Men actually didn't sit like this. Mad Men just fell for the "manspreading" bullshit and attempted to influence their viewers.

Seriously, sit like that. It's uncomfortable. It puts pressure on your balls. You also look like a bitch by making yourself as small and closed off as possible

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even gosling

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Does every Chad have an unspoken agreement to sit like this

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IT NEVER ENDS REEEEEEE

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even huwhite advocates do it

>>37069978
I literally can't do it. I've tried, even stretched to practice. It makes me feel like I'm going to get a testicular torsion.

An Anon posted about it last week and now I can't stop noticing men of note who sit with their legs crossed that way. It's too frequent to be confirmation bias.

>>37070112
What a fucking retard, your balls supposed to go up your legs, not under tham or you'll crush them.

This way of sitting is so shill when you find the right spot

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more evidence desu

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even more evidence

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top kekerooni

>>37070181
I can't do it either way.

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desulake

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Ieo

my balls hurt when i sit like that

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>>37070539
>he doesn't like torturing his balls

>>37070526
whos that chic she's got a pretty face ib et she pouts and begs you not to if you tell her you want to give it the money shot

>sit like this all the time
>girls all mock me for it
>ask me if I have a small dick and that no one who isn't small sits like that because legs would crush my balls
>am actually just a lanklet with a gap between my thighs
How can women take so much dick yet know so little about male reproductive anatomy?

>>37069962
you'd think their BBCs would make sitting like that uncomfortable

>>37071101
>implying any thought has gone into the shit that falls out of a roasties mouth.

>>37070495
try this tutorial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnfPDA8wk44

>>37071101
Next time take down your pants and rape them

>>37071101
I find it hard to believe women would be so crass.

>>37069940
I've actually been starting to sit like this recently since my leg always goes to sleep if do it with the wider kind of stance. It's really quite comfortable once you find the right position. The whole "but muh dick" thing is a meme, unless you have like a 9 inch flaccid cock it's not that hard to make it work.

>>37069978
Manspreading wasn't even a thing when Mad Men was on.

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>>37069940
>try to sit like that
>get btfo

rip my balls

>>37070181
This. R9k proves that again to be autistic fatasses

I used to stop myself from sitting like this but in the recent years I just embraced it. Stops feeling gay after some time after which it just becomes ultra comfy.

Would recommend.