/r9k has been invaded by redditors too much. KHHV's report in.

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KHV 1 standing bye

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>>37070031
KHV 2 Standing bye
Just going to hire an escort at this point. Im going to school, I'm doing well, I have some good friends. My inability to have a relationship and being a virgin are the only two real problems in my life, might as well get rid of one of them.

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KHV 3 standing by
I was obliged to hug girls in high school on their birthday, so there goes my other H.

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KV awaiting command.

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KHV 4 standing by

>tfw you tell a redditor to fuck off and it just attracts more redditors agreeing with you
>tfw if probably got posted on r/4chan and just made the board that much worse

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KHV-5 standing by, captain.

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KHHV6 standing by squad leader.

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KHV-7 Standing by, sir!

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KV 8 Standing by

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V reporting in no girl takes me seriously

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KHV 9 ready for a beta uprising.

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KV 9 standing by, Chemical weapons expert

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>>37072368
>>37072380
It's okay, I can fix this fuck up. We're twins

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>>37069365
KHV-10 standing by
lock your tendies in attack position, we're passing through their roastmetic field

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KHHV 11 reporting in. We're oscar mike. Give those normies hell

nornies out! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37069365
>/r9k

And you're one of them.

>>37072444
Trips checked and loaded

>>37072477
Dubs checked and ready to fire

>>37072477
Aye roger that kilo hector virgin, please acknowledge these dubs over

>>37072523
Dubs acknowledged, stand by.

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?KV? special agent ready for orders

>>37072555
Trips checked, standing by

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>>37072555
OH SHIT FIRE UP THE FROGS LADS

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>>37069365
>tfw think centorea is best girl
>get clumped up with ponyfuckers

>>37072573
Chad within 100 kilos kv special agent, fire at will

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KV ULTRA sleeper agent reporting, awaiting activation.

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>>37069365
KHV 12, captain of the 6th Infiltrated LARPers Special Ops division (ILSO) reporting in
ready for operation "Beta Uprising", waiting for signal
over.

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Commander? KHV-5 here. Requesting assistance with a "fembot" thread. All KHVs report.

*tshhhhhh*

>-ntai watching faggots think they're gonna have an "Beta uprising"!
>*lots of boos*
>"Well, what do we do to thugs who think they can cause chaos in OUR communities, OUR neiborhoods?!"
>"Shoot em in the head!"
>"Hang 'em from a tree!"
>"Kick the shit out of those pussy asses!"
*loud and aggressive cheering*

*tsshhhhh*

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KHHV here.
I turn 24 in 4 days

KHHTFV (kissless, hugless, handholdless, touchless, friendless) reporting in.

>>37073355
Dubs checked and armed
>>37074455
Dub dubs checked and ready to launch

>>37074955
Dubs checked and ready to detonate

haha i love the 20+ year old virgin meme, I mean can you even imagine lol

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hello, it's me, a KHHV

just turned 20 yesterday

I think the handholdless is the worst part by far, I wish I could lose that part. it's so dumb that handholding still has impact to me as a grown man when it's literally elementary-school tier

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KHV 13 standing by
does it ever get better?

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KHHV 14 reporting in.

KHHV 15 Ready for orders.

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KHHV 16 standing by

KHHV 17 standing by.

>>37072343
>that pic
r9k has always been bait/(You) central. If posting "I'm depressed" gets 200 replies guess what I'm doing for months on end if posting "femanon here" gets me 200 replies I'm doing that too.

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KHHV 18 reporting

>>37075207
>does it ever get better?
How unstable can you get without it effecting your personal life? That seems to be the tick where you become crazy enough that 2D or nothing works but not so crazy that you destroy what little life you have. I wager most fail at this because I've encounter four virgins that were 40+ and 3 of them had a hair trigger temper while the other one was on the verge of suicide.

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>>37075450
I'm definitely more of a suicide type. I know I have only myself to blame for my situation and I've already tried to off myself a few times.

>>37075618
well good luck. at age 30+ it gets pretty harrowing. Because when you hit that age your best days are behind you and the question is "what is there to live for?" which only leaves a spouse, child and/or job. Everything else is very empty at that stage in life.

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>>37069365
KHV-19 reporting.

>>37071650
If digits, all the unironic redditors who browse this board will die a slow and agonizing death unless they go back to their cancerous cesspit. I'm sick of these pieces of normalfag filth.

KHHV-20 standing by.

I should stop being a faggot and learn how to draw.