Normie Advice General #1

>>37069171
start by taking your life

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WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE ALWAYS ASK ADVICE FORM US

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF THINKING ALWAYS GOES THROUGH SOMEONES MIND TO GO AND SAY "LETS ASK THESE DESPERATE LOSERS WHO WANT TO DIE SOME ADVICE ON THINGS!"

IoI what the fugg is this shit!

>>37069194
It seems we have our first summerfag, if you insist on being an edgy little shit there's plenty of gore threads in /gif/. Have fun, and never come back!

lol what the fugg is this shit!

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>>37069254
what an original commment!! UPbovTED

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>>37069171
r9k has been normal for years and anyone posting otherwise is a roleplaying normie

Why would I ask robots for advice about anything? When I saw the title I thought this was a thread for normies to give advice to robots.

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>>37069171
Hi, how come /soc/ rated me 9/10 but i have no gf?
Pic related: me

>>37069343
Which is why we need a thread like this, if you aren't helping us eradicate them you're part of the problem

>>37069385
because you're an effeminate newmale faggot that oozes "i'm a bitch" from every pore

>>37069384
Because anon,

This thread was made BY a normie.

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>>37069343
this is the unfortunate truth, even wizchan is absolute trash unless you enjoy talking to bricks who's only identity as a person is "I'm not a normalfag." I do not care about normals, and I do not care to read other people's problems nor have nay interest in anything that I'd like to discuss with normals or bricks, there is no place to be or to go, then again I'd assume you'd have no need for it I've yet to ever meet a single person that was enlightened like me and that is not a fallacy that is only the true hard facts and of which you should be happy about, there is no need to join me.
but if you'd like to contact me just ask for my kik and skype and discord papa bless appreciate ya.

>>37069412
there is no problem
the board is 100% normalfag
robots moved to greener pastures

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>>37069470
>papa bless appreciate ya.

>>37069498
>joke
>your head
>your mom

>>37069472
>Greener pastures

So they all killed themselves?

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Delete /r9k/ like last time, wait a few months, recreate it. Normalfags will be bored in the mean time and return to reddit.

>>37069630
Yeah, Japanaru businessman doesn't care about 4chan at all though

>>37069691
Ah yes, spoken like a true robot.

>4 youtube dings
oh shit
oh....
it's just cr1takal making shitty live streams or soemthing

>>37069790
>>37069827
>>37069848
You talk like a fucking madman anon, are you sure your name isn't Charles Manson?

>>37069996
Deep breathes anon, no one wants you to have a breakdown. Just remember that you literally don't have to give a shit about what people say and you'll do alright in life

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>>37069171
Wouldn't this be more constructive if this was advice from Normies to Robots so they could be more successful and confident?

>>37070081
No, the whole purpose of this thread is to help normies on their way to getting the fuck off of this board.

No one comes here without some kind of deep problem, we'd be fine with the normies being here too if they weren't so self-absorbed and annoying

>>37070130
The answer to that is simple, don't think about it. When there comes a day you accept life is fleeting and everything will eventually be nothing, is the day you can get back your sanity.

>>37070129
See the problem here is that as a Normie one of the reasons I come to this board is for quality threads like this. Why would I leave?

>>37070267
Same, you seem alright though. Maybe you could help out too so we can get more concentrated autism on this board?

>>37069171
robots fucked up the adv board so fucking much the fact that you had to come here to start an adv thread just shows that everyone wants this as a containment board for r9k posters

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I'm not a normie, but I need any advice I can get.
I have been trying to help my elderly mother move but my dad keeps sabotaging our efforts by buying more useless junk and will not get off his lazy ass.
He has also thrown things at her and threatened to punch her while driving.
>Inb4 call the police
The likely hood that they'll do anything seems slim and if I call them and it doesn't work my dad will be furious and things will get even worse.

>>37070455
That is our secondary objective, if everyone could just stay in their safespace everything wouldn't be so cancer. Imagine a room filled with people who exclusively watch sports and people who exclusively play games all conversing with each other, it would never work.

>>37070513
Seems like you're out of options. Stand up to your dad and tell him you won't allow what's going on or nothing will change, be a man anon.