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Well /r9k/, what will it be?

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Well /r9k/, what will it be?
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>>37068420
slut, sports room, audio, gym, books, internet, pc, windows, 2 plates of dishes, furniture.
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>>37068420
Id have to go for the luxury furniture. If I am to be looked In a room for that long, My back would be dead from all the lying on hard surfaces. I Would then choose the Swedish food, Because with all the immigration that is happening we are sure to get some exotic treats. Id would also take the books, because who doesn't like reading? Id obviously take the computer and internet, The woman and the gym so I can have a nice body by the time I get out. windows would be nice then It would have to be the drinks and the doctors so I would be basically the best possible person by the time i get out
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>>37068420
10 is wayyy too many

i only need like 3-4
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i could probably live off just the computer, internet, and groceries. that's what ive been doing for a year now
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>>37068420
>Computer
>Internet
>Windows
>Furniture
>Groceries
>Books
>Gym
>Doctors
>Alcohol
>Blonde fucktoy
My life would be like 1000 times better than the current 3d world shithole Im stucked in
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Computer, Internet, TV, books, training equipment, doctors, audio equipment, 2 plates, furniture, windows

This actually doesn't sound too bad.
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>>37068420

>1. Doctors
>2. computer
>3. internet
>4. burger king
>5. training equipment
>6. sexy time with woo-man
>7. windows
>8. furniture
>9. drinks
>10. drugs

Easy choices my man, would be a lot harder if I only had 5.
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>>37068420
>Computer
>Internet
>Books
>Paper
>Gym
>Furniture
>Doctors
>Audio
>Drinks
>TV

You need nothing else.
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furniture, internet, tv, computer, woman, training room, groceries, 2 dishes, doctors, consoles
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>>37068825
>chosing books over woman
wew
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>>37068420

slut, modern furniture, computer, internet, drinks, drugs, doctors, 2 plates, training equipment

>i get paid
>i get laid
>i get sex
>i can jerk off to hd pornz
>can do drugs without worrying about dying with best doctors
>wont die of illness
>i get fed with prime meals
>get my favourite dranks
>i can spend 10 years getting fit

is this meant to be a challenge? i get to live a life of isolation/luxury and come out rich and fit for the rest of my life.
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>computer
>internet
>drugs
>luxury furniture
>windows
>tv
>consoles
>groceries
>training equipment
>books

Fuck, that would be living the dream.
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>>37068420
Please post more CYOA.

I will pick
>computer and the Internet, assuming I get to pick the type and components myself.
>luxury furniture.
>drug (starting out with LSD), I'm assuming paraphernalia is also included in this, pipes needles and vapes or whatever.
>groceries
>training equipment
>expensive audio
>slut, assuming I don't have to just fuck her, but can also cuddle or whatever
>TV
>worlds best doctor

I don't need the windows as I use GNU+Linux.
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>>37068420
>Computer
>Internet
>Windows
>Groceries
>Weight room
>Sports room
>Doctors

That's only seven but that's all I want, I may get a secret asset for taking less than I could.
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>>37068420
>computer
>internet
>windows
>furniture
>groceries
>gym
>audio
>drugs
>doctors
>whore

10 out of 20 makes this way too easy, though
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>>37068420
>Doctors
>Computer
>Internet
>Sex
>Groceries
>Windows
>Audio Equipment
>Training Equipment
>Drugs
>Alcohol

It would be heaven
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>>37068420

Fuck, I only want 8 things.

what do?
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>>37068420
This would solve all of my life's problems and it would be enjoyable to go through too.

I'll get the computer,the consoles,the internet,2 plates of any food,the audio equipment,weed,doctors and the woman
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Actually not that hard of a choice. I'd trade the bitch or medical team out for a shop with tools and supplies if available. I like to make shit. I guess I could break my premium kitchenware down for parts and have it replaced so that's at least plenty of metals, plastics, and glass.
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>>37068420
>PC
>Internet
>TV
>Game Consoles
>Fancy Furniture
>Doctors
>Windows
>Groceries
>Whore
>2 Simultaneous Meals

Literally just the way I live now but better in every way and I wouldn't have to feel bad about not having any money because I'd be set for life after it's over, this is the worst board to ask this and 10 things is way too many if it's supposed to sound challenging at all
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>>37068900

>choosing a literal whore and muh cummies over esoteric knowledge and enlightenment

begone reprobate
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internet, computer, doctor, gym, furniture, drinks, drugs, groceries, gaming consoles, and the slut if she can eat pussy.
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In hindsight the original version was WAY too easy. This is the new version.

Choose wisely.
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>Gun, instantly kill myself.
I'm the real winner
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>>37069107
why wouldnt you get the windows? 10 years of no sunlight will fuck you up pretty badly
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>>37068420
>Computer
>Internet
>Books
>Doctors
>2 plates
I don't really need more things to live like heaven. Furniture, Gym, and windows for some material comfort and not wasting away physically would be nice too, I suppose.
But honestly, what does a man need beyond a good computer and fast Internet?
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>>37069322
>computer
>internet
>groceries
>slut
still better then irl since i get much better internet and a gf :^)
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>>37068420
>computer
>internet
>books
>windows
>drugs (free dudeweedlmao AND alcohol)
>groceries
>furniture
>sports room
>audio
>paper
I'd sell fetish art for cash to buy shit online and git gainz because why not, drugs save a space on alcohol incase I get sick of it, windows for rainy day feels.
Everything else is self-explanatory I think.
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>>37069322
>>37069462
I'll leave out the books then. Can download them anyway.
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I get to live my ideal life and get 10 million dollars when it ends? Do we get to keep the stuff after as well?
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>>37069468
>>37069506
How will you deal with the raccoons?
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>>37068420
>Computer with latest components
>100/100 internet
>Pen and paper
>Groceries
>TV channels
>Windows
>2 plates
>Audio equipment
>TV and premium channels
>Doctors
Holy fuck that was way too easy.
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>>37069548
i cant use the gun since the swat team would come kill me.

I would probably try and tame them with the groceries i dont use.
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>>37069548
I have good doctors. They can remake me after punching them , they have the technology.
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>>37069322
Still pretty easy for me desu. Only thing I could think of is swapping something for the gun if I get to use it to shoot the raccoons. That would be fun.
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anything else and your a brain dead normie desu
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>>37069398

The gruel and doctors cover anything I'd get from it diet wise. I seriously thought about windows but luxury furniture includes the fancy UV lamps and all that so no worry about SAD. If I want to look at outside things I can't play with I have the internet.
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so, is there going to be no furniture if we don't choose the furniture mod?
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>>37069322

2hard4me. Comfy neet cave for $10m is fun but not if it means raccoons and bongos and only 4 choices.

>>37069696

Gaming consoles are redundant if you already have a computer with all peripherals. Wasted choice bakadesusenpai.
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PC
TV
Vidya
Internet
Burger King
2 plates
Books
Drugs
Alcohol
Roastie
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>>37069742

Just ikea, so there's furniture. It's just not luxury white people shit.
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>computer
>windows
>internet
>groceries
>gym
>paper
>the woman but mostly for companionship
>the doctors
>drinks
>books

That was easy
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>>37068420
TOO FUCKNG EASY

i was sold oregano and lettuce
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>>37068420
I'll take:
Doctors
Drugs
Furniture
Workout room
Groceries
Computer
Internet
TV
Audio Gear
Windows

This is too easy
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>>37068754
This, 10 is extremely generous. That's literally half the items on the list.
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>>37069822
>>37069876
see >>37069322

i was sold oregano and lettuce
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>>37069230
Get ebooks and bust a nut.
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>>37068420
aww yes fuck i love these

1. computer
2. internet
3. drinks
4. audio equipment
5. sports room
6. 2 plates
7. windows
8. modern furniture
9. drugs
10. sex

take me there
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>>37069322

good one

computer
internet
drugs
2 plates
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>>37068420
Computer, TV, windows, furniture (would have preferred old and gothic style, but c'est la vie), internet, groceries, pen and paper (would have preferred pencil, but c'est la vie), drinks (coconut water, red bull, and jagermeister at first), doctors, training equipment.

Shoujiki ni iu to, not a difficult set of choices, kazoku-san.
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someone post a better one. op's sucks asshole
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>>37068420

computer
internet
>does everything the TV, consoles, paper, books could
drinks
>mountain dew, whiskey, beer for month 1
audio equipment
>can also hook to computer and play whatever
sports room
>need exercise
2 plates
>obvious choice. variety is important being stuck for 10 years.
windows
>need to stay in tune with time passing, weather, sunlight, nature
modern furniture
>feels less like a prison
drugs
>escapism. weed at first, probably try acid. meth one month. could get heroin and overdose if i wanted to die
sex
>to not go insane from no human contact. even without sex, this'd be important

i want this
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>>37070348
christ almighty read the thread before you post things like that >>37069322
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>>37068420
1. windows for sunlight
2. books
3. doctors
4. pen and paper to make notes about the books and also solve exercises
5. groceries
6. computer
7. internet
8. training equipment room

don't really need anything else but I guess the free dishes and burgers would be fine too
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>>37069322
Computer, internet, groceries, pen & paper.
A little harder, but whatever...
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>>37069322
computer
Internet
Burger King
Doctors

I would choose the whore if she didn't look like one of those ugly BLACKED porn stars and if the time was longer.
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>currently live in shitty room filled with rubbish and empty bottles
>no friends
>work at mcdicks
>if i have two days off i will literally not talk to anyone for the entire two days other than when i buy more microwave meals or the delivery guy
>just drink and browse the internet

can i do this please
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How is that hard there are atleast 4 things on there which I don't have or couldn't get without fucking myself money wise and a few other things that also aren't really a standard thing in my life.

And why is there a gun listed, how can a life with those 10 things be much worse than it already is?
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Windows, groceries, gym, doctors, bitch, computer, internet, books, audio, and luxury furniture. Was this supposed to be difficult?
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>>37068420
Computer, Internet, Windows, Furniture, Groceries, Any Dish 2 Plates, Doctors, 3 liquors, Sex lady, Sports Room
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>>37068420

computer
training equipment
groceries
drugs
doctors
internet
sex
pen and paper
books
audio equipment

i could live like this for the rest of my life and be happy
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Computer, Windows for my flat, Internet, 30 books, training room, changing drinks, swedish lunch, groceries, doctors in case i get anything and a slut to fuck.
Actually I would do this for free for the rest of my life.
It covers all my basic needs, I would not care that I am not able to step out.
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>>37068900
>not choosing books over women
get a load of this guy
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This is a joke, right? This is easy.

>PC
>TV
>Consoles
>Windows
>Furniture
>Internet
>2 meals/day
>Training Room
>Drinks
>Woman

Lowering it to 5 items might make it harder.
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>>37069322
>PC
>Internet
>Wyman
>Training Room

A bit harder, but still easy nonetheless

>Bongo lessons
>once a month

kek, maybe everyday and this would be a problem.
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>>37069769
>Gaming consoles are redundant if you already have a computer with all peripherals. Wasted choice bakadesusenpai.

Not necessarily, emulators aren't perfect yet and there are a few exclusives I might want to play every now and then, but I could still live without it.
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>>37068420
I've managed the past 8 isolated years in my room/house with nothing but an old computer with internet, groceries and windows, so anything beyond that would be a welcomed upgrade.
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>>37068420
1. Computer with latest components.
2. Internet
3. Windows
4. Modern luxury furniture.
5. Training room
6. Audio equipment
7. Drug of choice (marijuana with a Volcano vape)
8. Best Doctors
9. Groceries + cookware
10. Slut
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>>37068420
Computer
Internet
Woman
Training equipment
Doctors
TV
Alcohol
Windows
Drugs
Any dish I want

Is this supposed to be hard or something? Some of the items are essentially repeats of other items
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>>37068420
>1mill/year
>can get access to internet
It would basically be the same thing I'm doing now but I'd be making 1mill per year
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>>37070895

subsistence living like that is actually pretty fun if you can just get drunk and feel great every night

i did that for a semester in college and it was amazing. just clean your room
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>>37068420
all this stuff is better than what i have now, i would be content with even one or two of these things
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>>37068420
>computer
>internet
>groceries
>gym
that's basically all i need, this is way too lenient. it should say pick 3. there's like 4 different choices of food for god's sake. i suppose if i had to continue:
>books
>woman
>windows
>furniture
>2 plates of food
>drinks

the problem is that so many of them are covered by others, mainly the pc
want pen and paper? might as well get a computer
want access to radio and audio albums? might as well get the computer with internet.
want books? might as well get them off the internet (although i guess there's a lot of books not available online)
want games consoles with 5 games a month? why not just have a computer with torrents access?
even windows is covered with the computer, unless you're running another OS
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>>37068420
>Computer
>TV
>Windows
>Furniture
>Internet
>Groceries
>Books
>Audio equipment
>Drinks
>Doctors

Too easy. Next time bring it down to seven or five
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>>37068420
Computer
Internet
Consoles
Doctors
Furniture
Windows
Woman
Cuisine
Dishes
TV
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Computer, Internet, TV, furniture, windows, magic anything plates of food, doctors, audio equipment, cum dump
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Even with the best choices you'd still go insane. This is basically just glorified solitary confinement. I've noticed that a lot of people picked the drugs and alcohol. Even if you make it the entire 10 years, what will have become of you? You'll have wasted away. You'll be a ghoul with 10 million dollars, which might not even be a lot of money by then, who knows. Knowing robots, you'll just go back to living life like how you did in the room, so why leave it at all? Why do you care about the money?
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>>37068420
all i need. I could go with just the internet and pc but BK would be nice so would having all the new games
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>>37068420
>computer
>internet
>windows
>doctors
>woman
>any dish
>drinks
>groceries
>gun
>furniture

i'll be 100% comfortable
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The trick is to figure out what you don't want
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/fit/ approved Neetdom
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>>37074801
>solitary confinement
That's why you get the cum dump and the doctors, your mental health is also a medical issue so there's still contact with people if it becomes an issue
The real question is if you have to use he same cum dump for 10 years, the rules do say if you destroy something it gets replaced with a newer model and you are allowed to break the items you chose
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>>37068420
>computer
>tv
>consoles
>windows
>luxury furniture
>internet
>2 plates
>sound system
>3drinks of your choice (can you have unlimited of one drink? If not then choice of drug then hardlin liquor)
>slut
I live most of this already. Simply improving my life for cash is easy pick.
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>20 options
>get to pick 10 of them

Why the fuck would they give me so many of them
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>>37068420
>doctors
Get laser eye surgery, dental, treatment for all my skin conditions, and therapy. Not to mention not having to worry about dying.
>hooker
My junk will only work for so long.
>internet and computer
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>>37074980
>>37074936
>Swedish cuisine when it is already becoming bull semen
Just get a fucking medium rare steak or lobster every day between the slop you fucking numales christ
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>>37074985

You get doctors in prison, that doesn't stop people from going crazy in there
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>>37075056

Ehh the ones with lines are actually ones I crossed out
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OH SHIT
>weed
>beer
>doctors
>sex
>intarwebz
>comput0r
>training equipment
>TV
>groceries
>windows
where did those 10 years go
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>>37068420

Computer
Internet
Indoor sports room
Groceries
Woman

The dream.
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Does the computer come with decent headphones?
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>>37075077
Oh not too bad then. Why not fuck a whore every week though? Your testosterone from working out will drive you crazy.
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>>37068420

this one is too easy
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>>37069322
>Internet
>Computer
>Gym
>Slut/windows
Probably internet porn is better than slut so if thats the case I will switch to windows.
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PC, TV, furniture, internet, 2 plates, audio equipment, drugs, alcohol, doctors and slot

Fuck now I wish this was real!
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>>37068420
>computer
>internet
>windows
>furniture
>2 plates
>30 books
>training equip
>indoor sports room
>1 pen and 100 sheets
>doctors

also, LOL at the photoshopped balls on the indoor sports pic
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>>37075067
>a comfy environment with good food, entertainment, literally best in the world care for your physical and mental problems, and a willing qt to fuck your brains out and a huge pay out at the end
Versus
>a harsh uncomfortable environment with shit food, little entertainment, the threat of physical violence all over, the bare minimum treatment for your ailments, and a willing Tyrone to turn your boy pussy inside out
Gee, it's almost like the two situations are completely different
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>>37068420
>Computer
>TV
>Consoles
>Windows
>Furniture
>Internet
>Burger King
>Training Equipment
>Doctors
>Woman for Sex
This actually seems comfy desu, if i kill the woman do I get an upgrade to replace her?
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>>37075262
Actually replace TV with the 3 drinks, I like my booze.
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Internet negates most other options. Can the two dishes include alcohol?
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Oregano give me the duberinis.
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>>37068420
>tfw this is comfier than my actual life
Most of the time internet doesn't even let you stream in these things, so it's better in every way
>computer/internet meets 90% of my needs
>groceries, can cook okay-ish
>lmao2plate for when I don't want to cook
>doctors for obvious reason
I'd literally be fine with just those 5 things, the rest is just gravy
>sex because sex and physical interaction
>windows for sanity assuming I can get blackout curtains with luxury furniture
>TV because sure
>weight room so I can delude myself into getting /fit/ while not actually doing anything with it
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>>37068420
1. the slut
2. modern furniture
3. medical care
4. door that leads to weight room
5. fast ass Internet
6. BK food deliveries
7. 3 kinds of drink
8. audio equipment
9. bag of groceries
10. High end pc
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>Internet
>Computer
>Training Room
>Fav Drug
>Woman
>Doctors
>Groceries
>Audio Equipment
>Luxury Furniture
>Windows

Work out, get high, dick around on the internet, torrent information (like books), learn how to cook, all to blast music on the good ass audio equipment while laying on my recliner watching the rainfall. P comfy
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>>37068420
What will the girl do? Can i put it her butt and pee on her, or is it just missionary shit?
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>>37068420
computer, consoles, windows, furniture, internet, audio, sports room, groceries, doctors, woman (if I can do more things than sex).
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>>37068420
Too easy
>computer
>consoles
>internet
>windows
>furniture
>groceries
>burger king
>swedish cuisine
>doctors
>girl
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>>37069322
>computer
>internet
>burger king
>doctors
easy
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>>37068420
This way too imbalanced. v1.1 should be restricted to 5. 10 is an improvement for everyone here.
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>Computer
>TV
>Xbox
>Internet
>groceries
>Burger King
>drinks
>Weight room
>doctors
and last but most import
>windows
>need fresh air
very important stuff
>will go insane without a look into the open world
>never had sex so I don't care
>luxury furiture isn't worth it when I can keep destroying beds and make a soft feather covered mattress
>most things are substituted with a computer
>I'll survive
>If I can just plug my xbox into my computer monitor then forget the TV and give me the girl
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>>37069322
>locked in trump tower
>die in fire when deranged liberals burn the place down
That's if vitamin D eficiency doesn't kill you first.

Unrestricted computer+internet is dumb because you can make money and order everything else on the list. I'm pretty sure the original version had a rule against that.

If you pick the girl you're a pleb.
If you DON'T pick windows you're a pleb.

Other fun combos:
>pick doctors, pick gun and shoot self or pick bk and get hypertension, doctors move in, infinite sex with nurses
>pick 2 plates, order racoon food, slide down trash chute, use racoon food as bait to flush out obongos
>pick pen and paper, identify as female, get feminine products, use running water and paper to make sex doll, use feminine products as makeup
>pick cuisine and paper, send down chute with letter "to trump from russia," kek at collusion fake news
>audio equipment and sports room, hide in sports room while brown note plays at max volume, obongos die from diarrhea-induced dehydration
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>>37068420
doc, pc, windows, internet, groceries, books, training room.
Next anon can have my remaining 3 toy picks.
But really, 10 picks is too many.
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>>37068420
Too easy famalam, too easy.
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>>37068420
doctors, windows, internet, computer, girl

not even all 10 and its more than i have now
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>really just need food, internet, laptop
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>computer
>internet
>gym
>3DPD
>doctors
>furniture
>books
>2 plates
>furniture

This was way too easy. It would be better if it was on a points system or you could only choose 5 or so
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>>37068420
Computer, internet, groceries, vidya consoles, training room, books, drugs, booze and lastly the whore
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damn this would be pretty cool
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>Computer
>Internet
>Drug
>Bag of groceries (cause im a fatass and if i can only eat one thing it should be healthy
>Indoor sport room or the woman who visit me an hour per week
>>
Gym
30 books
windows
furniture
swedish cuisine
computer
internet
TV
doctors
sex
>>
how tf is this even hard? 10 items gives you everything you could ever whatever they want
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>>37068420
#10 came down to gym or windows. Went with windows

I'll just have to do body weight shit and maybe figure something out with the furniture for lifts

also
>pen and paper
fuck you bitch I'm swapping for pencils and a sharpener. Fight me
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>>37068900
stay plebeian
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>>37069559
>pen and paper but not books

fan-fic writer detected, everyone knows you needs to read ten times more than you write to be any good.

>I'll just read on my comp
pic related, you need print in your hands son
but rest easy you're still light years ahead of the chuckle fucks that didn't go with pen and paper
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>>37070412
>4. pen and paper to make notes about the books and also solve exercises
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>>37073139
>it's so easy
>gets it wrong by no choosing books
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First 2 rows minus Swedish food, add drinks.
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>>37068420
Computer with internet btfos so many options in this
I also think the point system worked better, but that too like this was still too generous

>Computer
>Windows
>Furniture
>Internet
>Groceries
>Gym
>Doctors
>Gaymin
>Girl
>Audio equipment

desu, better than my current life
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>>37069322
>Computer
>Internet
>Windows
>Groceries

gg ez
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>>37068420
books, computer, pen and paper, expensive furniture, 2 plates of anything I want, slut, doctors, games, audio equipment.
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>>37080652
>he pays for and reads physical copies of books
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>>37068420
>computer
>Internet
>Women
>Groceries
>furniture

Literally only need half of the 10 and ill make it out alright.
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>>37068420
>>37069322
MORPHINE
DOCTORS
INTERNET
PC

24/7 RACOON FIGHT STREAM
>>
Training Equipment
1 bag of groceries
Modern Luxury
Internet
Computer
Indoor sports room
Drugs
Doctors
Audio
Windows
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>>37068420
>glock with 6 bullets
>you can only use this on yourself
But I only have one brain?

Where the fuck else would you shoot yourself and why?
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>>37069322
>after 5 years your apartment will get infested by raccoons after 5 years
Good thing I will be gone in 10 years!
>>
Wow, pretty easy challenge
>Windows are vital
>Groceries
>Doctors
>Furniture
>Internet
>PC
>Consoles
>BK
>Gym
>Food delivery
Living better than I do now AND I get paid after

>>37069322
Ouch
>PC
>Internet
>Groceries
>Windows
Now i'm just living life as usual
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>>37068420
Computer, Internet, roastie, drugs (I'd start with morphine), windows, doctors, furniture, bk meal, 2 plates of any dish I want and 50 inch TV.

Not hard, senpai. 10 is too many.
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this is way too easy, i'd love for this to be my reality

>tv
>consoles
>furniture
>internet
>groceries
>audio
>pen and paper
>drugs
>drinks
>doctor
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>>37068420
the woman 6 times so i can get laid everyday except sunday (for jesus)

Internet and PC and gym.

Assuming the girl changes everyday, if not I kill one of them each time i get bored and switch for food, alcohol, windows in that order.
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Window, luxury furniture, internet, computer, groceries, world's best doctors, drug of choice, books, computer, TV

Should cut it down to 6 or 7, this was way too easy
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>>37068420
PC, windows, luxury furniture, internet, bag of groceries, gym, glock, doctor, whore and 2 plates served.
Easy af, would live my comfy life and after 10 year i would be rich, during those 10 years i would try to invest my money if that is allowed
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>>37068420
>drugs opana plz
>computer
>Internet
>doctor
>tv
>workout room
>drinks (schweps Orange seltzer, coffee, Schweps Lemon Lime)
>favorite food (Shepards pie)
>gaming console (ps4)
Can I sub in my dog for the last thing?
If not
>windows
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>>37068420
>want to torrent?
>no problem
>internet not included
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>>37068420
>computer
>internet
>windows
>groceries
>30 books
>training equipment
>drinks
>drugs
>doctors
>woman
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>Computer
>internet
>windows
>doctor
>groceries
>training equipment
>2 plates of any dish I want
>drugs
>2 grills
and I'm being paid $1mill a year for this? Is this suppose to be a challenge?
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>>37068420
>Computer
>Internet
>Luxury furniture
>Windows for appartment
>Fitness room
>Indoor Sportshall
>Audio, preferably nakamichi receiver and magnepan speakers
>Groceries obviously
>50 inch TV, preferably with sports channels
>Doctors

This isn't difficult.
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>>37068420
1. internet
2. windows
3. groceries
4. gym
5. computer
6. books
7. fuck it might as well go with the 2 dishes when i'm feeling lazy
That's about it.
>>37069322
Top 4 are alright, still 6 or 7 would be perfect, i'll kill the raccoons with gym equipment
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>>37068420
computer
tv
windows
furniture
internet
groceries
plates
audio
drinks
doctors

would be happy with just computer, windows, furniture, internet, groceries, doctors

is the woman a virgin?
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>ten years of peaceful stability and free things.
>get paid enough at the end of it to continue living the exact same way.

Is the idea of this supposed to be some kind of challenge for normies?
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>>37068420
I could easily be completely content with the books/groceries and home gym.
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>>37068420
computer
tv
windows
furniture
internet
groceries
plates
audio
drinks
doctors

i would however be fine with just computer windows furniture internet groceries and doctors

is that woman a virgin?
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>>37068420
>Internet
>Computer
>Windows
>Furniture
>Groceries
>Drinks
>Drugs
>Doctors
>Gym
>Sports room
It's honestly too many options, makes it too easy.
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>>37069322
>windows
>books
>groceries
>slut

i'll kill the raccoons with the books, don't need fitness equip since i can do bodyweight stuff easily
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>>37068420
why is this the realistic edition when you can choose half the shit on the list
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>>37068420
>no option for sex toys
Shouldn't there be an "order things online" option?
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>>37068420
gg easy
>computer
>internet
>console
>50 inch tv
>internet
>groceries
>fast food
>training equipment
>30 books
>furniture
>>
>you can only use this gun to kill yourself or else you will die
cool list
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>>37068420
Computer, consoles, windows, furniture, internet, grocories delivery, gym, audio, drugs, and slut
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>>37068420
The options for social interaction are horrible. It'd be death to be in this situation for that long. Your only options are internet, woman and doctors. And the woman won't be there for long, and the doctors require you to hurt yourself.

- Computer
- Internet
- Windows
- Groceries
- Doctors
- Sports room
- Any dish
- Books
- Paper
- Furniture
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>>37087531
You could use it on your foot to summon the doctors, if you need someone to talk to
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>>37087658
>The options for social interaction are horrible. It'd be death to be in this situation for that long. Your only options are internet
If you have anything more than internet, GTFO my board.
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